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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 15, 2007 17:20:59 GMT -5
Silent, but with a big mouth manager, like Daivari or Matt Striker. BDV, Mark Henry, and Bobby Lashley being led by Matt Striker?! MONEY! Oh u mean LOSS of money? Why would a MAIN EVENTER like Lashley be around crappy midcard losers like Mark Henry and Big Daddy V? Lashley? MAIN EVENT?! Boy, just because you get put into main event matches on the C-show doesn't mean you're a main eventer. People have to actually enjoy you in that role. You have to prove you're worthy. And Bobby Lashley has not proven himself talented enough to be a main-eventer.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 15, 2007 17:22:43 GMT -5
He should be made of cork, and that would mean that he couldn't sink when thrown into water.
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Post by xwhatx on Dec 15, 2007 17:31:37 GMT -5
feud w/ batista!
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 15, 2007 18:26:54 GMT -5
I'd bring him back as a fictional '80s pop sensation named Bobby Astley. Make him a submission expert who promises his opponents that he's "always going to give you up."
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 15, 2007 18:28:20 GMT -5
I'd bring him back as a fictional '80s pop sensation named Bobby Astley. Make him a submission expert who promises his opponents that he's "always going to give you up." Would he finish with some sort of roll up? <Please, no-one type the punchline... the first rule of good comedy is that sometimes the punchtime is im-pli-cit - Spike's Comedy Class #2>
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2007 18:31:09 GMT -5
this has already been talked about... FINALLY THE LASH HAS COME BACK! now... the lash has noticed a lot of things wrong with this... one thing the lash has noticed is that that shlimy shtupid Bathturd Kennedy has been running his mouwth. I'm here to kick his little pitoutie!
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Post by xwhatx on Dec 15, 2007 18:41:38 GMT -5
this should be a new photoshop
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Post by brutuscheesecake on Dec 15, 2007 20:43:41 GMT -5
Robby Leslie > Bobby Lashley
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 15, 2007 20:45:34 GMT -5
I said before...I would bring him back as Vince's "real" illegitamte son, and that Vince just payed off Hornswoggle to end the whole mess.
At first, Lashley would be reluctant to accept vince as his father but after mcmahon bribes lashley with a title shot, bobby joins with Vince and feuds with Triple H and John Cena
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Post by joeman on Dec 15, 2007 20:46:42 GMT -5
I can't wait for the promos Triple H would say to Bobby Lashley.
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Post by brutuscheesecake on Dec 15, 2007 20:49:41 GMT -5
I said before...I would bring him back as Vince's "real" illegitamte son, and that Vince just payed off Hornswoggle to end the whole mess. At first, Lashley would be reluctant to accept vince as his father but after mcmahon bribes lashley with a title shot, bobby joins with Vince and feuds with Triple H and John Cena Vince's "real" illegit son would have to be 1/2 black then (think Obama, Jeter) Lashley is blackety black...it wouldn't work.
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 15, 2007 20:51:10 GMT -5
I said before...I would bring him back as Vince's "real" illegitamte son, and that Vince just payed off Hornswoggle to end the whole mess. At first, Lashley would be reluctant to accept vince as his father but after mcmahon bribes lashley with a title shot, bobby joins with Vince and feuds with Triple H and John Cena Vince's "real" illegit son would have to be 1/2 black then (think Obama, Jeter) Lashley is blackety black...it wouldn't work. Come on, Lashley could pass as having some "white" in him
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Post by brutuscheesecake on Dec 15, 2007 20:52:21 GMT -5
Vince's "real" illegit son would have to be 1/2 black then (think Obama, Jeter) Lashley is blackety black...it wouldn't work. Come on, Lashley could pass as having some "white" in him not 50%
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Post by joeman on Dec 15, 2007 20:52:47 GMT -5
Lashley acts as white as one black man can get, it would work.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 15, 2007 21:16:20 GMT -5
I'd have him return by attacking some face in the back... and basically just destroy them... and hook him up with a manager to do ALL of his talking, not some... not most... ALL. Matt Striker could work, or they could go the Brock Lesnar/Paul Heyman route and have someone act like his agent.
of course this probably wouldn't work as Bobby would have to look intimidating... and I have never seen him pull that off... ever.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 15, 2007 21:22:47 GMT -5
How would u bring back Bobby Lashley? In a box addressed to "OVW, Louisville KY".
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Post by Haulk on Dec 15, 2007 21:46:14 GMT -5
I'd release him so he can ruin TNA.
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Post by joeman on Dec 15, 2007 21:51:25 GMT -5
Here is how one can turn Lashley into an intimidating heel without a manager.
1. Let him wear a mask similiar to Mankind's 2. His entrance music should be death-metal or something close...I suggest a song by Slayer 3. He comes out in every match and destroys everyone and no sells almost everything 4. When he cuts a promo, he is dubbed by someone else with a much deeper, darker voice.
I think this can work.
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Post by SassovsHart on Dec 15, 2007 22:03:43 GMT -5
Here is how one can turn Lashley into an intimidating heel without a manager. 1. Let him wear a mask similiar to Mankind's 2. His entrance music should be death-metal or something close...I suggest a song by Slayer 3. He comes out in every match and destroys everyone and no sells almost everything 4. When he cuts a promo, he is dubbed by someone else with a much deeper, darker voice.
I think this can work. I'd go for James Earl Jones with the Darth Vader voice.
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Post by joeman on Dec 15, 2007 22:07:59 GMT -5
Here is how one can turn Lashley into an intimidating heel without a manager. 1. Let him wear a mask similiar to Mankind's 2. His entrance music should be death-metal or something close...I suggest a song by Slayer 3. He comes out in every match and destroys everyone and no sells almost everything 4. When he cuts a promo, he is dubbed by someone else with a much deeper, darker voice.
I think this can work. I'd go for James Earl Jones with the Darth Vader voice. That would make the perfect transformation for a Lashley heel .
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