Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
|
Post by Chainsaw on Dec 16, 2007 13:29:16 GMT -5
OK, I've got it. Have him wrestle in a giant penguin suit like the giant penguin in Billy Madison. Like on Raw one week they would have a typical Carlito vs Duggan match or something, and the man in the penguin suit would run out and lay out both men. And afterwards, he would simply do the penguin dance and then run off. JR and King would act surprised, like this was not supposed to happen. Like JR would say "Folks, that man in the penguin suit was not a part of the show! We don't even know who it is!" Then the following week, the man in the penguin suit will come out and will start doing a rap to keep kids off of drugs or something. Later on maybe 8 months down the road, the announcers can just casually reveal its identity. "Oh by the way folks, you know the rapping penguin? That's Bobby Lashley. Anyway, stay tuned because after this commercial, Randy Orton will be here to talk about weatherproofing your house!" BRILLIANT!!
|
|
Kyle
Team Rocket
It's Still Real To Me!
Posts: 943
|
Post by Kyle on Dec 16, 2007 13:39:54 GMT -5
Dressed as The Joker from the new Batman film.
~Kyle
|
|
|
Post by plushtar on Dec 16, 2007 14:05:21 GMT -5
Bring in Scott Steiner to make fun of his voice just like how he made fun of Brother Ray's gut.
His voice doesen't have to be a detriment for him being a heel. I agree with the poster that said he could have a Mike Tyson gimmick where he threatens to eat his opponent's children while also threatening to rape them in the ring until those bastards love him.
|
|
|
Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 16, 2007 14:07:49 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley: Male Prostitute
|
|
|
Post by stevierichardsfan on Dec 23, 2007 12:44:48 GMT -5
bobbly lashley chicken man
|
|
metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,479
|
Post by metylerca on Dec 23, 2007 13:04:38 GMT -5
<iwc> make him heel and give him a mouthpiece and have him no-sell everything! </iwc>
<metylerca> Just bring him back, let the WWE higher-ups see he doesn't get a reaction, and go from there. </metylerca>
|
|
|
Post by Hanz Moleman on Dec 23, 2007 13:14:54 GMT -5
i really think he may come back in time for the rumble, if not for the elimination chamber at No Way Out...i really like Bobby Lashley, his wrestling ability IMO is great, i can look past his promos... i think he either needs some training in how to cut or promo, or like many people have been saying, give him a loud mouth manager. I saw him live at Raw when it came to Richmond in a tag match with Cena against Orton and Booker T i believe, hes even bigger in real life... people don't give the guy enough credit on his natural ability
|
|
Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,156
|
Post by Bobeddy on Dec 23, 2007 13:25:47 GMT -5
I think Lashley would be perfectly suited to a Lennie Smalls, Of Mice And Men gimmick.
Give him someone like Jamie Noble to act as the George who has to keep him under control and watch out for him...kind of like the Jesse to Festus.
It'd be great. Lashley wouldn't be motivated by championship gold, all he wants is to be able to "tend the rabbits"
|
|
|
Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 23, 2007 19:21:02 GMT -5
Plop him on the counter, hope they don't mind I don't have a receipt, and get the store credit.
|
|
|
Post by Loki on Dec 23, 2007 19:41:49 GMT -5
I'd be lying if I say I miss Lashley...
He always looked too generic to me, regardless of his amateur background and his (alledged) talent.
Bring him back to ECW so he can add a bit of starpower to the roster, and I won't have to watch him on one of the two good shows.
|
|
Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,541
|
Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 23, 2007 19:46:46 GMT -5
I think Lashley would be perfectly suited to a Lennie Smalls, Of Mice And Men gimmick. I have a feeling that is/was the idea with Festus and Jesse
|
|
|
Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 23, 2007 20:01:25 GMT -5
I would bring him back as having felt the corruption of Vince. Be a giant, silent beast like Kane used to be who just murders people at Vince's command for no good reason and never says a word.
|
|
|
Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 23, 2007 20:16:09 GMT -5
Dress him up as Waldo and send him around the world, his vignettes could be Bobby hiding in a crowd and having to find him.
After a few weeks hide him in the audience and when it's time to fully return he jumps through the crowd and attacks someone.
|
|
|
Post by TromboneMan on Dec 23, 2007 20:19:22 GMT -5
Dress him up as Waldo and send him around the world, his vignettes could be Bobby hiding in a crowd and having to find him. After a few weeks hide him in the audience and when it's time to fully return he jumps through the crowd and attacks someone. Would he be dressed in Red and White?
|
|
|
Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 23, 2007 20:25:51 GMT -5
Dress him up as Waldo and send him around the world, his vignettes could be Bobby hiding in a crowd and having to find him. After a few weeks hide him in the audience and when it's time to fully return he jumps through the crowd and attacks someone. Would he be dressed in Red and White? Yes, with the beanie, glasses and everything!
|
|
|
Post by MiLo Duck on Dec 23, 2007 20:29:15 GMT -5
I'd have him set up with a series of big happy return announcements. JR would congradulate him on his return with a big set-up interview. He would look around sentimentally if the crowd is cheering and give little acknowledgements, if not just smile a lot and wait for JR to ask him how it feels to be back or whatever question. Then as Lashley opens his mouth to say something he closelines JR out of nowhere and spits on him. Yelling something at him off mike and walking to the back.
Although I'd like a mouthpeice for a guy like Lashley (ala Brock and Paul Heyman) I don't see it as necessary. The jist of how things would progress after that would be like this. He could proffess his bitterness over how JR and the fans forgot about him as soon as he was off the air and didn't even so much as mention him in his absence. He could either go back into the title picture as an "unstoppable" rage monster or feud with some mid card filler that interferes with a future assault on JR and the King.
|
|
|
Post by mysterydriver on Dec 23, 2007 20:40:56 GMT -5
I didn't read all of the thread.
But, guessing that he'll return as a "good" guy, I'd bring him back at the Rumble.
Have Khali have an early number and maul everyone. Have the announcers hype Khali's dominance and how could anyone "dominate" a giant like Khali. Cue Undertaker Bobby Lashley who eliminates Khali to a big cheer. Then have Khali grab Lashley and drag him over the top rope, ruining the big return.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Khali/Lashley feud makes you all cry. However it would be a good return for Lashley to get a win off Khali due to a powerslam or something like that.
|
|
|
Post by TromboneMan on Dec 23, 2007 20:52:58 GMT -5
Would he be dressed in Red and White? Yes, with the beanie, glasses and everything! T'was the best I could do:
|
|
|
Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 23, 2007 20:55:47 GMT -5
Yes, with the beanie, glasses and everything! T'was the best I could do: Can I have that?
|
|
|
Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Dec 23, 2007 20:56:14 GMT -5
In a Box, marked Return to OVW
|
|