How would u bring back Bobby Lashley?

[TromboneMan]

oblivionnewtonjohn said:

tromboneman said:

T'was the best I could do:

Can I have that?

Sure, go ahead

[damna]

Stevie Richards has a bout with a mystery opponent. It turns out to be Bobby Lashley who utterly destroys him not one move of offense from Richards. He then gets on the mic "I would like to thank all of the fans who supported me during my recovery...especially those of you from.......the internet. It seems people on the internet think I'm funny. They think it's funny how I speak they think it's funny when I say words like......bathturd. <Pauses> So to reciprocate their 'well-wishes' <uses hand for quote marks> I will now plan on destroying all of their favorite wrestlers... Stevie Richards..is just the beginning"

He then goes on a tear, taking out a bunch of faces (maybe a few heels like Morrison and Burke too)

I doubt this would get booked...but it would be funny to see a "War against the IWC" angle.

[Splinter]

How about as Hornswoggle's long lost brother who was seperated at birth?

[MCMGM]

Box 'em up and send him to Russia. Make him work out hardcore in the snow and grow a badass beard. Did wonders for Rocky.

[HRH The KING]

Royal Rumble

A surprise entrant who wins it.

[Powder/The Professor]

"How, would I bring back......Lashley!?!"...

I wouldnt.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

have triple h fighting vince for something (custody of hornswaggle?), only to have vince cheat by having various lackeys interfere. keep having tripsy fight on, but then have vince lose patience and grab the microphone; "dammit, enough is enough, triple h, you think you're a tough guy, huh? well i got another surprise for ya. you think you can beat evryone, huh? bring him out here! come on!". at which point bathturd bobby appears, looking angry. vince almost shits himself, realizing that perhaps this wasn't the interferance he had planned. the lashman gets in the ring, and vince begs off. all of a sudden, he turns round and spears triple h, giving the big mac ther win. vince celebrates, and JR shouts alot.

the next night on raw, vince comes out (because he wans the world to know, and he's gotta let it show) and introduces us to the new face of the wwe, a mcmahon-approved superstar, bobby lashley, at which point bobby comes out in khaki trouser and a sweatervest. vince then goes on to say how lashley is the perfect wrestler, and from there we have lashley acting really tame and mild, being really politically correct (have him believe he's still a face, and refuse to fight someone because "i wouldn't wanna set a bad example to the little bobbies out there") and cowardly, and have him basically be everything we hate about him only more. if anyone remembers mick foley's neutered cactus jack gimmick towards the end of his ecw run, then it'd be similar to that.

[Squirrel Master]

^^^ For the record I like the above idea very much.
But let me top it...

Bring in Bob Sapp, team him with Lashley and they can come down to the ring in a six-minute flamboyant entrance, dancing with almost-naked Japanese honeys.

During this display, the Titantron can alternate between Japanese graffiti, funny faces by Lashley and Sapp, and clips of them destroying major stars.

They should have an obnoxious manager too, a real loudmouth who swears they're all of Japanese descent.

M.M.A. fans stateside may groan, but the WWE humanoids will eat it up!

[Mac]

I'd have Lashley come back completely unchanged except with amazing wrestling ability and Arn Anderson style mic work.

Thats what I'd do at least.

[machinegun]

Million dollar man Bobby Lashley

[Ash Whenzday]

Main event of Wrestlemania, the Lash-man comes to the ring on a Zebra, with a big black cowboy hat and a Jerry curl wig on, holding a shotgun and wearing a pair of black jeans, shouting incoherently. This distracts the heel, who then loses due to a roll up.

[joeman]

Come out, unzipping his body suit, and admitting he is really an 8 year old kid in stilts.

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

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