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Post by machinegun on Sept 10, 2007 21:16:12 GMT -5
God, I hate Rikishi
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Sept 10, 2007 21:29:26 GMT -5
I highly doubt Rikiski's gonna be around after the Joe-Christian angle. He'll wrestle once or twice, his debut will be shown as #228 on TNA's 232 Greatest Moments DVD (because he's an ex-WWE star), and that will be that.
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Post by Richard on Sept 10, 2007 21:46:15 GMT -5
COMPLETE TNA IMPACT SPOILERS FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS
by Richard Trionfo @ 10:25:51 PM on 9/10/2007
TNA taped the next three episodes of Impact in Orlando, Florida at Universal Studios tonight. Full results of the taping saw:
Impact 9/13
*Karen Angle came to the ring and introduced TNA champion Kurt Angle. Instead, Sting appears and says that he doesn't blame Kurt for what happened at No Surrender and that it was Karen who cost them the TNA Tag Team titles. He wants Karen to admit he never struck her but she claims she can't remember that caused her to fall to the ground. Kurt Angle appears and hits Sting with a chair. They brawl to the ring. Angle handcuffs Sting to the ropes and demands to know why Sting would slap his wife. He says that at Bound for Glory he will, "embarrass the sh** out of Sting." He promises to snap Sting's ankle and breaks his neck. Karen Angle slaps Sting and the Angles leave the ring.
*Black Reign defeated Shark Boy in a short match. Reign hits a prone Shark Boy in the back of the head with his shovel. He goes to get the rat but Eric Young comes out and pulls Sharky out of the ring. Reign pulled off Sharky's mask but Young covered it with a towel.
*Christopher Daniels defeated X-Division champion Jay Lethal in a non-title match after Daniels got the pin with Last Rites. Good match.
*Christian Cage,. Tomko and AJ Styles come to the ring. Cage says that they have some problems to take care of and his problem is with Matt Morgan. Morgan comes to the ring. Cage says that he wrestled Samoa Joe at No Surrender and since Joe realized he couldn't defeat Christian, he got himself disqualified. Cage says that Joe hung him until cage was almost out of breath and now he knows why the fans chant, "Joe's gonna kill you." Cage says that he knows that Jim Cornette is Morgan's boss and that he's the one that runs the show. He says that when your marquee wrestler is tossed over the rope and is being choked, you don't wait five minutes to do something about it. Cage tells Morgan that he's going to get a crash course and to make sure that it doesn't happen again. He says that there are three of them in the ring and only one Matt Morgan. Morgan rips off his shirt and prepares to face all of them, but Samoa Joe hits the ring and spears Cage. Morgan throws Styles out of the ring while Joe disposes of Tomko. Morgan gets the mic and announces that he'll be the special enforcer at Bound for Glory for Christian Cage vs. Samoa Joe. Cage demands to know who allowed that to happen and Jim Cornette comes out and says it was his decision. Cornette said that Cage had a Samoan Challenge and says he has an opponent for Cage next week and out comes the debuting Junior Fatu (formerly Rikishi).
*TNA champion Kurt Angle fought Abyss to a no contest in a Six Sides of Steel Submission Match where Abyss would have had to leave TNA if he lost. Judas Mesias came from under the ring and attacked Abyss. Abyss had Angle in the Anklelock when the smoke appeared and Mesias showed up and began choking Abyss with some sort of metallic wire, possibly barbed wire. Angle escapes the cage. Mesias hits Abyss in the head with a chair. Mesias hits a leaping DDT onto a chair on Abyss. Mesias pours out Abyss' bag of glass and stabs Abyss with it. He leaves Abyss in the ring.
Xplosion
*Robert Roode defeated Kazarian with the Payoff. They teased the Kaz-Brooks romance.
*James Storm pinned Sonjay Dutt with a superkick.
Impact 9/20
*Judas Mesias defeated Eric Young in two minutes. After the match, Shark Boy makes the save for Young and Mesias attacks them both. He gets a steel chair. Rhino comes to the ring with a chair to ward him off. Mesias leaves.
*TNA Tag Team champion Ron Killings (with Pacman Jones) defeated AJ Styles (with Tomko) after Jones spraypainted Styles in the face, allowing Killings to nail the Ax Kick for the pin.
*Karen Angle comes to the ring. She tells Sting that she is deeply sorry for what she did to him and never meant Sting or his family any harm. Angle says that from the bottom of her heart, she is sorry. Karen says she wants Sting and Kurt to have a great match at Bound for Glory. Sting comes into the Impact Zone and says that if she thinks, he's going to end up caught in another Angle plot, she's wrong. Sting says it's just going to be him vs. Kurt at Bound for Glory - no tricks and no Karen. Sting asks Karen if she read the letter that she received, which turned out to be a restraining order that ruled they couldn't be less than 50 feet apart between now and Bound for Glory. Sting walks to the ring, so Karen backs out and leaves the ring. Police try to take Karen away for breaking the order. Kurt Angle tries to stop them.
*Christian Cage defeated Junior Fatu after interference from AJ Styles. Fatu gives Styles and Cage the stinkface after the match. Tomko attacked Fatu. Samoa Joe made the save. They cleared the ring and are standing tall as the show ends. Before you ask, no dancing.
Impact 9/27
*Team 3D defeated Shark Boy and Sonjay Dutt. Possibly the funniest match in TNA history. A great comedy match. After the match. Brother Devon sets up chairs in the ring and they attempt to give Sharky the same attack they pulled on Scott Steiner but Dutt pulled Sharky out of the ring.
*The Motor City Machineguns defeated Jimmy Rave and Lance Hoyt (with Christy Hemme), pinning Hoyt. Team 3D attack The Machineguns. They set up tables and place Sabin on it. They powerbomb Shelley through Sabin and the table. Shark Boy tried to stop them, wearing a neck brace, giving 3D a chance to finally assault Shark Boy like they did to Steiner.
*In a Five -Way Women's bout that was to gain entry into a Women's Gauntlet Bout at Bound for Glory, Roxxi defeated Gail Kim in a bout that also featured Christy Hemme, Traci Brooks and Jackie Moore.
*Outside, Jeremy Borash interviewed Jim Mitchell and Judas Mesias. Borash asked them if they were able to find Sting since they had been looking for him all week. Sting attacked Mesias, which led to an impromptu Streetfight between the two...
*Sting vs. Mesias - They battled into the ring. Kurt Angle attacked Sting. Rhino made the save for Sting. Angle and Mesias get the advantage. Abyss' music plays and he comes to the ring, going after Mesias. The show ends with Abyss clotheslining Mesias out of the ring and the babyfaces standing tall.
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Post by comahan on Sept 10, 2007 22:10:59 GMT -5
Doesnt look too bad at all, imo.
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 10, 2007 22:13:18 GMT -5
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!  |
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Post by Agent P on Sept 10, 2007 22:15:30 GMT -5
Looks interesting. So are we happy Sabin & Shelley actually won a match?
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Post by comahan on Sept 10, 2007 22:17:29 GMT -5
Looks interesting. So are we happy Sabin & Shelley actually won a match? BUT THEY WERE BURIED AFTERWARDS. EFFING TNA. Just getting that out of the way so it isnt repeated 283 times. |
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Post by KB Klash is nWo 4 Life on Sept 10, 2007 22:27:18 GMT -5
Why is sharkboy getting more airtime than everyone else?
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Post by plushtar on Sept 10, 2007 22:32:16 GMT -5
Okay, okay TNA! I'll start watching your shows again.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 10, 2007 22:32:57 GMT -5
Um, considering that there are five women total in TNA, wouldn't they all already be in the guantlet match?
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Post by Agent P on Sept 10, 2007 22:36:00 GMT -5
Um, considering that there are five women total in TNA, wouldn't they all already be in the guantlet match? What about So Cal Val, Crystal and Leticia? |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 10, 2007 22:36:53 GMT -5
Doesnt look too bad at all, imo. compared to Raw tonight this looks like ECW from 1995 |
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 10, 2007 22:38:26 GMT -5
Um, considering that there are five women total in TNA, wouldn't they all already be in the guantlet match? What about So Cal Val, Crystal and Leticia? They don't count.  |
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Post by Agent P on Sept 10, 2007 22:40:08 GMT -5
What about So Cal Val, Crystal and Leticia? They don't count. Dixie Carter? She could come out to "Whistlin Dixie". |
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Post by machinegun on Sept 10, 2007 22:43:04 GMT -5
WTF
Jimmy Rave? So is he done with ROH (That would suck balls(
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Post by comahan on Sept 10, 2007 22:47:04 GMT -5
WTF Jimmy Rave? So is he done with ROH (That would suck balls( Hes been done with ROH for a while, actually. |
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Post by Agent P on Sept 10, 2007 22:47:17 GMT -5
WTF Jimmy Rave? So is he done with ROH (That would suck balls( It must really "suck balls" for you then. |
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Post by machinegun on Sept 10, 2007 22:47:40 GMT -5
WTF Jimmy Rave? So is he done with ROH (That would suck balls( Hes been done with ROH for a while, actually. Wait, I'm thinking of Jimmy Jacobs Awesome to hear Rave is in TNA. HEEL HOOK TIME |
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 10, 2007 22:47:47 GMT -5
Um, considering that there are five women total in TNA, wouldn't they all already be in the guantlet match? Maybe they'll be bringing in a bunch of SHIMMER Girls |
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Post by Timmy8271 on Sept 10, 2007 23:10:24 GMT -5
Not as bad as the past tapings. But seriously, What's the point of Lethal jobbing? I mean maybe if it was a 6 man match with XXX vs Lethal/Dutt/Young I could understand. But a singles match clean job?
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