Why Impact sucked tonight

[macdaddysquid]

I got tired of arguing with all you TNA guys so I took notes tonight. I know, loser thign to do, but alas my point will be made.

First There is a subpar Angle promo, with Nash.

Then The 8 man tag match, pretty good until the match was interrupted by the Sting locker room. Do we really need to videotape his locker room door and place it in view during match?
Then we come to what has become a staple in TNA tag matches. "All hell breaks lose" All competitors are in the ring brawling, the ref does nothing. This is f***ing dumb.
When the match picked p the ie outside interference(Not a big deal now but I will bitch about this later).

OK Sting promo.

Angle again gets segemnt air time...Why? PLus Karen has un inability to act with her face, all of her facial expressions are really bad and unbelieveable.

James Storm vs Eric Young. Fisrt off the Pyro gag is old as shit, I am tired of it and it is dumb. This match has outside interference.

Karen Angle backstage segment...Why?

Team 3d promo bitch about the X-Division, and waste about 8 minutes doing it. If they (as in characters in kayfabe) put that kind of effort into the tag division they would not have llost the titles and would not (for no reason mind you) be killing the X's.

Sonja IDIOT Ghandi gimmick Dutt vs Shark Boy vs Petey Williams vs Havok.- This match had NO physchology what so ever, it was sloppy as hell and to say the least poopy performances. A very poor attempt at a "Spot Fest" match. Then making things worse we se Team 3d again and they proceed to destroy the X guys. Pretty badly. What doesnt make sence to me is why didn't any other X guys come out to save them? When JOe was killing them they united to fight the evil. The X division has always been booked as more of a competitive thing with mutual respect, then why not unite to help your fellow brothers against Team 3d? INstead they just let them get their asses kicked.

Robert Roode. Not bad.

Title match was ok, perfectly good and acceptable wrestling. Until ash came out and now Sting is screwed out of the title. Angle wins it, due to interference...This is poopy on so mnay levels.

Level A-Sting has no credit as champion, he had it for a wkk. How can one add prestige to a title like that?

Level B-Angle is for no reason at all champ again, why I don;t know. Head my words, Angle is KILLING TNA!

Level c- An over booked main event at Genesis, thanks Russo...They should hire a retareded chimp sand get rid of Russo, maybe things would improve?

Awesome Ong is f***ing stupid, I hate evrything about her, she is big, goofy and slow. Wht start a womens division if they are all going to job to Kong? PLus that photo of Kim was stupid. Talk about cliche...

Black Reign attacking Abyss in a f***ing backstage set, with a vice no less. This is f***ing stupid, why not the parking lot or somehting? PLus Abyss is so big and badass he should not be afraid of rats. HE is murderer right? What happened to Judas? How did that end so fast? Why even start it if your going to be stupid with it?

Robert Roode vs Fatu, ok but there was interference, the only justified interfernce of the night. Pus Christian killed it, he should not have went out.

Another Angle segemtn...Please stop!

Like 5 Angle segemtns why does he get so much backstage time? Why can't Joe cut a promo or somehting?

Every match but the Kong match had interference! AWFUL BOOKING!

I don't know why I still watch, I want to kill myself right now, and making things worse people will try to justify everthing I just said...

[ilikeRusso.]

you got stretch marks like Umaga.

[macdaddysquid]

Yeah I know...Relevance??? Regardless TNA blows ass!

[jzbadblood]

Team 3D is killing the X-Division for a reason...because they can.

[wwerules60]

I definitely agree on Karen Angle, she is horrible. And the outside interference is ridiculous.

[angryfan]

jzbadblood said:

Team 3D is killing the X-Division for a reason...because they can.

So, the rumor (that I just started) about this all stemming from catering running out of hotwings isn't true? Damn it.

Buh Buh: Damn it, what the hell do you mean their out of ranch dressing?! (punches Sonjay in the face).

Sonjay: Hey, man, non-violence! Besides, what the hell did I do?

Buh Buh: Shut up! (powerbombs him through a tray of celery)

[TheKillShot]

THAT is TNA.

[Solid Stryk-Dizzle]

How many matches have Triple X won since reforming?

[jzbadblood]

stryker said:

How many matches have Triple X won since reforming?

Who cares? Elix Skipper looks like an Ethiopian and Senshi is no longer interesting. The only good part about Triple X is Daniels, who should be X-Division champion.

[Stab Sword]

I'm sure Lance Storm will write another blog on why TNA is so horrible using your notes.

God its hard to imagine that 2 years ago, TNA was doing so well even with Jarrett as champ.

[TheKillShot]

achayes said:

I'm sure Lance Storm will write another blog on why TNA is so horrible using your notes.

God its hard to imagine that 2 years ago, TNA was doing so well even with Jarrett as champ.

Jarret didn't have 10 minute long angles after every 2 minutes.

[i.Sarita.com]

Wow, TNA haters actually speaking kindly of a Jeff Jarrett title reign? Oh how times have changed...

[EJS]

Spellcheck.

[poi zen rana]

macdaddysquid said:

I got tired of arguing with all you TNA guys so I took notes tonight. I know, loser thign to do, but alas my point will be made.

First There is a subpar Angle promo, with Nash.

i enjoyed the promo. what makes it sup bar to you? i could have sworn angle and nash were two of the best mic workers going, but evidently there was something sub par.

Then The 8 man tag match, pretty good until the match was interrupted by the Sting locker room. Do we really need to videotape his locker room door and place it in view during match?
Then we come to what has become a staple in TNA tag matches. "All hell breaks lose" All competitors are in the ring brawling, the ref does nothing. This is smurfing dumb.
When the match picked p the ie outside interference(Not a big deal now but I will bitch about this later).

to make sure i follow, you disliked an eight man tag because

A. they showed sting's door for near 2.5 seconds in a split screen so they were still focused on action.
B. it turned into a brawl at some point.

this is wrestling man. seriously if you have never seen a cut away from a match, or people not tagging and just brawling, let me warn you. this happens a lot in wrestling! if you don't like it maybe your hobby should be watching kickball.

Angle again gets segemnt air time...Why? PLus Karen has un inability to act with her face, all of her facial expressions are really bad and unbelieveable.

kurt get's air time because he is the most popular wrestler on the roster for the most part. he also he gets air time because he is involved in the main storyline of the company. he also gets air time because he is good on the mic and very good in the ring. karen doesn't have an inability to act, she just has an annoying voice.

Karen Angle backstage segment...Why?

to further the storyline that she is involved with.

Team 3d promo bitch about the X-Division, and waste about 8 minutes doing it. If they (as in characters in kayfabe) put that kind of effort into the tag division they would not have llost the titles and would not (for no reason mind you) be killing the X's.

in my mind they don't put effort into their attacks. they wait until people are hurt and then sneak up or just attack with weapons. little effort has gone into their attacks.

Sonja IDIOT Ghandi gimmick Dutt vs Shark Boy vs Petey Williams vs Havok.- This match had NO physchology what so ever, it was sloppy as hell and to say the least poopy performances. A very poor attempt at a "Spot Fest" match. Then making things worse we se Team 3d again and they proceed to destroy the X guys. Pretty badly. What doesnt make sence to me is why didn't any other X guys come out to save them? When JOe was killing them they united to fight the evil. The X division has always been booked as more of a competitive thing with mutual respect, then why not unite to help your fellow brothers against Team 3d? INstead they just let them get their asses kicked.

the reason being, like you said the x division was always booked as a more competitive thing with mutual respect but lately it hasn't been. the x division isn't like it used to be and most of the other guys had already gotten laid out by team 3d and no one helped them. let us not forget as well that if someone runs in and beats up 3d it will set up a match, and perhaps they are just waiting a bit letting this angle develop. plus you hate run ins so why should anyone run in for a save.

Title match was ok, perfectly good and acceptable wrestling. Until ash came out and now Sting is screwed out of the title. Angle wins it, due to interference...This is poopy on so mnay levels.

actually sting lost due to distraction, which was his own fault. there was zero interference.

Level A-Sting has no credit as champion, he had it for a wkk. How can one add prestige to a title like that?

maybe they just want to let his name be on the title history of champions for the biggest belt in the company he has helped out a lot in. giving a little back to sting, while putting a big name in the title history of their belt.

Level B-Angle is for no reason at all champ again, why I don;t know. Head my words, Angle is KILLING TNA!

kurt has multiple reasons to be champion. great mic worker? check. still pull out amazing matches that make guys half your age jealous? check. what more do you look for in a wrestler mr. squid?

Awesome Ong is smurfing stupid, I hate evrything about her, she is big, goofy and slow. Wht start a womens division if they are all going to job to Kong? PLus that photo of Kim was stupid. Talk about cliche...

she is big you are right. you are wrong to call her slow. the reason they are all jobbing to kong is to establish her as a monster so she can give someone a rub when they beat her. do you seriously never watch wrestling? you act surprised about angles that have been run many times through out the years. this is wrestling. it still cracks me up you have umaga in your sig but call kong big goofy and slow. you do realize umaga wrestles a style that is pretty close to a male kong don't you?

Black Reign attacking Abyss in a smurfing backstage set, with a vice no less. This is smurfing stupid, why not the parking lot or somehting? PLus Abyss is so big and badass he should not be afraid of rats. HE is murderer right? What happened to Judas? How did that end so fast? Why even start it if your going to be stupid with it?

there are no vices in the parking lot that is why. the thing with judas is he took a nasty spill of a ladder and got injured so they had to phase that storyline away for awhile by having black reign join with mitchell. that why they can continue to attack abyss until messias is healed and ready to continue his war with abyss.

Robert Roode vs Fatu, ok but there was interference, the only justified interfernce of the night. Pus Christian killed it, he should not have went out.

suit yourself but christian was great on commentary and i really wish they would add someone like him to the commentating team.

Like 5 Angle segemtns why does he get so much backstage time? Why can't Joe cut a promo or somehting?

because joe is a babyface so including him in a feud against sting wouldn't work as well. the fans would be split more, whereas kurt goes out there and gets good heel heat. the guy is very talented and the top heel in the company. where is the problem?

[Zane]

As far as the "all hell breaks loose" spot in the tag match everyone does it these days. It's not just one company, ROH does it, WWE does it. They're basically s******* all over the rules by doing it too.

[hutter]

Reading this thread makes me glad that I forgot TNA was on last night.

[Limey]

macdaddysquid said:

and making things worse people will try to justify everthing I just said...

The rant had a lot of good points. This killed it.

Opinions exist. You shared yours, and you should expect others. It's become a rule to become tolerant. Rant on TNA all you want. That's a valid POV. Don't rant on other people for enjoying things.

Just wanted to get that off my chest.

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

I get the impression that Mike Tenay went in for acting lessons after his time in WCW, but stopped after learning "smug" and "quizzical".

[Johnny]

dennisstamp316 said:

I get the impression that Mike Tenay went in for acting lessons after his time in WCW, but stopped after learning "smug" and "quizzical".

I got the impression he was they're for a half hour and then kicked out. With no refund. So refuses to act good.

AND WHY DID HE BECOME SO BIG IN THE STORYLINE? HES A FRIGGIN ANNOUNCER! JUST CALL THE DAMN MATCHES AND LET THE COMMISIONER DO HIS JOB!

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

johnnysb said:

dennisstamp316 said:

I get the impression that Mike Tenay went in for acting lessons after his time in WCW, but stopped after learning "smug" and "quizzical".

I got the impression he was they're for a half hour and then kicked out. With no refund. So refuses to act good.

AND WHY DID HE BECOME SO BIG IN THE STORYLINE? HES A FRIGGIN ANNOUNCER! JUST CALL THE DAMN MATCHES AND LET THE COMMISIONER DO HIS JOB!

Exactly. That's the main thing pissing me off about TNA right now(I know, my perspective sucks, but hey, there ya are), that Tenay somehow became a big wheel in the machine by virtue of his head commentary position. Call the matches, Mike, let Corny make the decisions.