Nick Hogan is going to jail, brother!

[Shockmaster's Son]

According to TMZ.com, Hulk Hogan's son Nick has been charged criminally in that August car accident that rendered his friend a vegetable. A warrant was put out for his arrest earlier and he has turned himself in.

Quite sad to read the Hogan family statement where they stick that oh-so-subtle dig in there about how Nick's friend was not wearing a seatbelt, and how they are going to champion the cause so others will not make the same mistake. I agree, the kid should've been wearing a seatbelt, but talk about strategic placement of words. Give me a break!

[gimmieabreakbrain]

Whatcha gonna do when Budda comes and rapes you!!!!! $10 bucks says he won't serve a minute or even come close to jail after it's all said and done.

["Handsome" Whitey Fats]

gimmieabreakbrain said:

Whatcha gonna do when Budda comes and rapes you!!!!! $10 bucks says he won't serve a minute or even come close to jail after it's all said and done.

Of course he won't. This is America, being rich and white is all the defense you need

[KingPopper]

Let's drive really fast in sports cars....

[Nice Guy Cody]

jsolomonster said:

Quite sad to read the Hogan family statement where they stick that oh-so-subtle dig in there about how Nick's friend was not wearing a seatbelt, and how they are going to champion the cause so others will not make the same mistake.

So maybe blaming other people for your actions is some Hogan family trait.

[CrazySting]

I feel a bit bad for Nick. He's just a dumb kid when all is said and done.

Personally, I think a large part of the blame should be placed on the parents who let him do whatever he wanted, spoiled him rotten, and didn't teach him there were consequences to his actions.

[hollywood]

cenamark21 said:

Personally, I think a large part of the blame should be placed on the parents who let him do whatever he wanted, spoiled him rotten, and didn't teach him there were consequences to his actions.

Agreed.

[Mr. Mediocre]

cenamark21 said:

Personally, I think a large part of the blame should be placed on the parents who let him do whatever he wanted, spoiled him rotten, and didn't teach him there were consequences to his actions.

I'm assuming you don't currently have kids, but for saying that, you are automatically a better parent than 90% of people currently raising children.

[AriadosMan]

At least he turned himself in instead of trying to run from the cops like I thought he might.

[Hiroshi Hase]

codylockemitchell said:

jsolomonster said:

Quite sad to read the Hogan family statement where they stick that oh-so-subtle dig in there about how Nick's friend was not wearing a seatbelt, and how they are going to champion the cause so others will not make the same mistake.

So maybe blaming other people for your actions is some Hogan family trait.

How is that a "Hogan" trait?

Anyways, he shouldn't have been spoiled to the point where he just didn't give a f*** about the consequences of driving, etc.

[thestinger]

Is he 18 years old yet? If so he's an adult, and he needs to shoulder the blame himself.

I'm not saying Hogan and Linda were great parents. I have to doubt they were, but if the got repeated tickets he had received all the warnings to slow down he could.

[plushtar]

gimmieabreakbrain said:

Whatcha gonna do when Budda comes and rapes you!!!!! $10 bucks says he won't serve a minute or even come close to jail after it's all said and done.

Unless Bubba is over 12 ft. tall and weighs over 3.5 tons. I predict that Nick slams him in the shower causing him to be released three days later.

[WWHHHD]

I don't see how he can go to jail on this one at all... Even if he wasnt a semi celeb.

[Smokey McTrees]

While he comes off as kinda douche-worthy, he doesn't seem like THAT bad of a kid. Not enough to go to jail.

[J-Man R.]

I actually think he might go to jail. Because if they use the car magazine as evidence, it's a guarenteed conviction. Plus I really think he needs to be in jail for a day. That's it though. Air it on MTV as Hogan gets Raped.

[B'Cup x]

tapoutorangleslam said:

I actually think he might go to jail. Because if they use the car magazine as evidence, it's a guarenteed conviction. .

Please explain this whole car magazine thing, i dont think ive heard about it

[tombstoned]

After the accident there was an interview with a magazine where he was bragging about getting pulled over 2 or 3 times for doing 100 MPH and getting let off because of who his papa is. At least I think that's the story being referred to.

[TheDieselTrain]

lol looks like he's balding already



I havent heard anything said about the family of the vegetable.

Are they gonna sue or anything?

[MCMGM]

I can't wait for him to blog about this.

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

thedieseltrain said:

lol looks like he's balding already



I havent heard anything said about the family of the vegetable.

Are they gonna sue or anything?

Was that nice to say the family of the vegatable, I want you to sit in the corner and think about what you said young man!