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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 28, 2006 9:45:16 GMT -5
Due to contract violations as well as poor conduct backstage of EWT, Dr. Insaneo has been stripped of the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation Championship & released from his contract.
The future of the Toolshed Championship is unknown at this time & we will keep you posted as things develop.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 29, 2006 4:55:59 GMT -5
www.awfwrestling.com.auSPAZ TO WRESTLE AT "BACK IN BLACKTOWN" AWF is proud to announce that the current EWT World Heavyweight Champion Spaz will make his in ring return to AWF on June 24th at Back In Blacktown! Spaz will be going toe to toe with former AWF Heavyweight Champion Dean Draven. The two have never faced each other one on one & it is sure to be a spectacle not to be missed. Also on the card new AWF Champ Steve Ravenous will defend his title for the first time against Rick O'Shea. In another main bout, local Blacktown favourite, TNT, will battle with a man making his Australian debut, England’s Marcus Kool. Kool comes with a fast paced high flying style that has dominated rings in the UK. Other bouts on the card will be announced soon so get ready for a night of action packed wrestling from the top stars from AWF & a few overseas guests too! Credit: Shaun Meilak
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Post by craigkendo on May 31, 2006 8:59:18 GMT -5
*HARDCORE-LITE, Episode three.*
*We show Tony Chang walking in casual gear through a car park. Hoss Matthews is with him, microphone in hand.*
Hoss: Hoss Matthews here, and I'm with Tony "The Viper" Chang, who appears to have mellowed out since his experience with the Boogie Knights 2000, I haven't seen him do any crazy stunts today, much like his previous experiences...not paying a pizza delivery guy...and PLAYING LOUD MUSIC in a LIBRARY! Those weren't very nice, Mr. Chang, but I'm so glad you've had an uneventful day, you haven't gone out of your way to prove yourself to be "hardcore", and...what's this now?
*Hoss and Tony find a car parked in a yellow zone in the car park, blocking the way out.*
Hoss: Oh, look at this. Some jerk has parked his car in the yellow zone! Now the route's blocked! Gah, why can't...
*Chang takes his car keys out of his pocket, and presses the button. The aforementioned car unlocks itself with a beep and a flash in the headlights.*
Hoss: ...wait...Mr. Chang, that's YOUR car? YOU parked in the yellow zone?? Oh, Mr. Chang, that's not nice! That's not nice at all, Mr. Chang...
*Chang gets into his car, and rolls down the window.*
Chang: Tony Chang parks wherever he wants, I'M HARDCORE!!!
*Chang drives quickly out of the car park, leaving a cloud of dust in his wake. Hoss Matthews chokes in the dust as he calls back.*
Hoss: Oh...*COUGH*...Mr. Chang, that's not nice!
*Hoss keeps coughing as we end with the EWT logo.*
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Post by Trik Turner on Jun 4, 2006 11:28:34 GMT -5
Due to some personal reasons, Trik Turner has asked for his release from EWT at this time & EWT management has honored his wishes. We here in the EWT wish him well in his future endeavors.
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Post by Ragnal on Jun 4, 2006 12:44:46 GMT -5
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We here at EWT would like to inform the viewing audience that Chrysta and Ms. White, real name Trish Stratus, have been cleared to return to the ring. They hope to be in action by the next PPV.
The Ragnals, however, are still not cleared for a return just yet. Mike Ragnal himself has mentioned that "I don'tr mind waiting to get back at the moment, anyway. We think it's time we took a small vacation anyway. We were too busy trying to do better in the ring that we felt we were wearing ourselves down. But I will say, expect each of us back in the title picture once we get cleared."
Joe Ragnal, however, has been looking forward to competing for the Toolshed Championship, and plans to return once the decision to crown a new Champion for the Toolshed title has been made.
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Post by craigkendo on Jun 7, 2006 8:11:05 GMT -5
*Hardcore-Lite Episode 4!*
*We are in a backstage area. Tony Chang is in an armchair as Hoss Matthews comes onto screen.*
Hoss: Hoss Matthews here, and I'm with EWT superstar Tony "The Viper" Chang, who has adapted a new "hardcore" lifestyle as of late, and has done some pretty outrageous things recently...such as...
*Flashback to previous episodes.*
Hoss: Not tipping a pizza guy...playing loud music in a library...parking in a YELLOW ZONE...
*Flash back to backstage.*
Hoss: Well..it's causing all of us here in EWT grief...and your own family is worrying over you, Mr. Chang! That's why I have your father on the line. Just...hear him out, please.
*Chang sits up, and takes Hoss's cellphone, speaking Korean, appearing freindly.*
Hoss: Alright...I have my Korean translator directing me through my earpiece...Wow! It seems Mr. Chang is very sorry for causing worry to his family...and he wants to meet up with them...in the diner across the street from here...in five minutes! Ladies and gentlemen...I think we're making progress!!
*Chang hangs up the phone, and smiles.*
Hoss: Well, congratulations, Mr. Chang, I think we've finally cured you of your obsession, and now...
*Chang then sits right back down, and gets out a book; "The Da Vinci Code", opening the first page, and beginning to read.*
Hoss: Uh...Mr. Chang...aren't you going to see your father? I mean...you did say you'd meet him in five minutes, didn't you?
*Chang looks up from the book, and nods.*
Hoss: But...you aren't going to see him? (realising) You're going to stand your father up?? Oh...Mr. Chang, that's not nice!!! That's simply not nice, Mr. Chang!!
*Chang looks up.*
Chang: Tony Chang compromises with NO-ONE, I'M HARDCORE!!!!
*Chang laughs, and then returns to his book. Hoss looks extremely disappointed at this.*
Hoss: (frustrated) Awwww.......(Leaves the screen).
*Fade Out to copyright EWT 2006*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 9, 2006 20:40:16 GMT -5
source: www.boltfromtheblue.comAfter Bolt's match against "Sick" Nick Mondo and RVD, Bolt had to be taken to a nearby hospital. It seems that Bolt has sufferd bruised ribs, a sprained wrist, and several splinters in his right calf after performing the Rhino (Pile) Driver from 30 feet in the air on RVD. Bolt is scheduled to take at least a week off to heal from his injuries. Jessica will also stay off T.V. for a while to "tend" to Bolt. We'll keep you posted with updates on Bolt throughout the week.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 15, 2006 13:57:43 GMT -5
Source: www.boltfromtheblue.comWhile tending to Bolt's injured ribs from his match against Nick Mondo and RVD, the resdient doctor noticed that Jessica has been acting rather strangely and has been eating more. Jessica was reported as quote "Feeling really hungry all of a sudden". We'll keep you updated on the story as it progresses. Bolt has been feeling great and is rehabbing his injured ribs. The doctors have advised Bolt to stay for an extra week to avoid further damaging his ribs.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 16, 2006 7:08:56 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comPOSSIBLE SPAZ INJURY Rumours have circulated the EWT locker room that Spaz may be working with an injury at the moment. He has been in some very physically demanding matches in recent weeks & it is though he may have aggrivated an old injury. Whether he will be able to work through or if he will need some time away from the ring is unknown. Credit: Jacob James
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 21, 2006 0:35:16 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comSPAZ INJURY CONFIRMED Spaz has further aggrivated his old shoulder injury in his match woith Spyke Johannson this week. He will definately be out of action for the next week or so, possibly longer EWT sources are quoted as saying it is only minor & just needs some time to heel. There are no plans to take the Heavyweight Title from him at this stage but if the injury turns out to be more serious then first thought that may need to be considered. Credit: Alex White
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Post by craigkendo on Jun 21, 2006 5:49:04 GMT -5
*"Hardcore-Lite"-Episode 5.*
*We are in an internet cafe. Hoss Matthews is at one computer, next to Tony Chang, who is at another. Hoss leans over to talk to the camera.*
Hoss: (whispering) Hoss Matthews here, and I'm with Tony "The Viper" Chang, who appears to be settling down after his inane stunts to prove himself to be "hardcore". Right now, he's just surfing the net in an internet cafe chatroom. And...
*Hoss's computer beeps, as does many others in the internet cafe.*
Hoss: Oh, and it looks like he's found something he wants me to check out! Let's just click the link...
*Hoss makes a motion with his mouse, although we don't see the computer monitor. Hoss then raises his eyebrows at what he sees.*
Hoss: Oh, the Atlantic Society of Eye Testing. I guess Mr. Chang is concerned about my eyes, and wants me to get them checked! Well, thank you, Mr. Chang! That's very thoughtful of you!
*Tony Chang looks over and nods to Hoss.*
Hoss: Well, I guess I'll just...OK...."can you see the image? If not, bring your face closer until the image is clear"...sounds simple enough...I...I can't quite make it out...perhaps I should bring my face closer to the screen...no....
*Hoss presses his face up against the monitor. Strangely, everyone else in the cafe appears to be doing the same thing.*
Hoss: I can't quite...
*Suddenly, we hear Daniel Stern's scream from Home Alone played at an astonishingly high volume. Hoss jerks his head back from the monitor, shocked, as does everyone else in the cafe.*
Hoss: JUMPIN' JACKRABBITS!!!!! THAT'S THE SCARIEST ****ING THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU, MR. CHANG?? THAT'S NOT VERY NICE AT ALL, MR. CHANG!!! WHY...
*We hear another beep as Hoss suddenly becomes much more calmer. Tony Chang is grinning like crazy at this.*
Hoss: Oh, another link? I guess I'll click it...
*We hear a Microsoft Sam voice over the computer's sound system, although Chang says nothing.*
Voice: Tony Chang shares everything on the internet. Im hardcore. (sic)
Hoss: (frowns) That...is not nice, Mr. Chang.
*We fade out with the EWT logo.*
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 3, 2006 11:23:44 GMT -5
- JNInsider - All your EWT news in one easy package -
- Mr. Big will be taking time off for a while, his reasons being that he has a few niggling injuries that need taking care of and that he is in need of a holiday. Rumors that EWT promoter Toomi E. Dangerously has sent Mr. Big to the EWT Training facility to lose some weight are totally unfounded.
- Curly Long will be using this time to attempt an EWT singles run and also to become one of the leading interview & commentator men in EWT. This training may be due to a bigger role in the company in the future. His show Colossal Coliseum will continue too.
- In a recent interview Maelstrom spoke of how he is enjoying his return to EWT television and how he has no worries about being portrayed as a heel. In fact he is so into his role that he believes the fans will eventually turn on Spaz. Maelstrom said to our main reporter Vicky Frees that
"A hero can only continue to be loved for so long, eventually he will run out of steam and the fans will inevitably turn to the bad guy. It is inevitable in this business."
Is Maelstrom taking his character a bit too seriously? ... We will have to wait and see what the tide holds for him in the future.
- Credit - JNInsider -
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Jul 5, 2006 12:43:07 GMT -5
Some EWT Tidbits: - The higher-ups at EWT are said to be high on HBH, and then once he drops the Tri-State title he'll be moved up into the main event picture. - Cherry will be on the cover of a future edition of FHM Magazine. More details to come soon. - Rosa will be making an apperance at Universal Orlando this Saturday from 12-3 PM. - There's a rumor running around that Gasoline may be turning heel again soon. Courtesy of the Smark Central Newsletter at www.smarkcentral.com
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 6, 2006 9:01:54 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comEWT RUMOURS EWT insiders are still worried about Spaz's injury. Reports are saying that the current storyline may not far from the real truth about Spaz. The number one contender for the EWT World Title will be announced in the nex few days. It is understood that it may not be who everyone is thinking. EWT officials are looking around the world fro destinations for future tours. Countries under consideration include: Italy, Germany, Spain, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Japan & Korea. Source: Austin Daniels
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 6, 2006 12:41:22 GMT -5
www.e-fedinsiders.com-Sources indicate that the character "Melissa" is rated high with men ages 18-34. Plans to have her "brother" played by Christopher Daniels or Alex Shelly may or may not come to frution. -Chad Michaels has organized a SvR2K6 Tournament. Anyone wishing to play may do so. -Also, Chad Michaels and Bolt Bacana are planning to bring in a former gimmick from the old UWSA. Negotiations with the WWE have worked out, seeing as how Chad mentioned the idea to HBK. -Jessica is in fact pregnant. However, she will remain on T.V. for a while. -Chris Evans recently met with his idol Teddy Hart in a match in CWA. The match ended in a no-contest.
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Post by teamireland on Jul 16, 2006 7:33:05 GMT -5
Source: teh1337wrestlen00z.comSean McCann of Team Ireland is taking some time off in order to let his injuries heal adequately.
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Post by Ratings on Jul 17, 2006 10:01:51 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.com--With his feud with Merc the Outlaw presumed finished, Ratings has hopes to get into the title hunt. However, that's for EWT management to decide. --It seems that the Erik Majors/Carla O. Woe/Tony Chang feud will be coming to close soon, as BK3K plan to get into the tag team title picture soon. --Speaking of BK3K, their opponents at Saturday Night Slam, The Wyld Cards, were only brought in for a one show appearance. However, EWT management were impressed by their performance and may offer them a contract down the road, as well as their valet, Lady Luck. --On a related note, Wyld Cards' member Felyx suffered a small stinger during the match when he landed awkwardly on his head. He is said to be relieved that it was only that and nothing more serious.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 18, 2006 7:14:20 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comEWT NEWS -- EWT management are happy with the condition of Spaz's shoulder they shelved plans to have him drop the title at SNS. He is said to be feeling good & ready to carry the company forward. -- Rumours of Chris Jericho signing a deal with EWT have been denied by EWT officals. A source was quoted as saying thay whilst Jericho has worked EWT in the past there is no plan to bring him in on a permanent deal. -- Sales of EWT merchandise hit an all time high last month. EWT marketing said that the main growth area was outside of North America. EWT are seriously considering more future international tours. -- Jzbadblood was seen backstage during SNS. EWT have said that he isn't planning on making a return to EWT action & he was just there to catch up with friends in the locker room. Credit: Christian Johnson
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jul 18, 2006 13:00:07 GMT -5
Credit: www.xtremewrestlenewz.eduSpyke Johannson EWT News, Rumors, and Public Appearances News: - Spyke has been heard as saying the Bunkhouse Brawl match for the Toolshed Title was one of the most fun matches he has been in. - Rachael Leigh Cook is said to be wanting to take her career to the next level, and really try to improve in the ring. She is hoping to impress EWT Management enough to get a 1-on-1 GND Title Match. - Spyke says that he feels good and has no nagging injuries. Spyke says that he is in the best shape of his career, and looks to continue to improve as far as shedding a few pounds of fat and adding muscle. Rumors: - There have been talks of splitting RLC and Spyke up. No one reason was decided on yet. But we can assume it can be attributed to Spyke being way more over with the fans than RLC. EWT Management feels that Spyke doesn't need RLC to get over with fans, but feels Spyke isn't quite over enough yet to break away from Generation Tech. But as always, this is just a rumor and is not yet confirmed. - Currently the plans for Spyke after his scheduled Toolshed Title Match at Crap-A-Mania III are unknown. We do not yet know if Spyke will be winning the title or not. All we can tell you is, expect to see a family member of Spyke's make their debut. We do not yet know what family member, but there is strong word that it may be his brother. Public Sightings: - Dave Staires sent this one in: Hey, I just got back from a local indy show here in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Spyke Johannson was in the main event. He defeated Rhyno and Chris Sabin in a Triple Threat Match. He was very over with the crowd, and even stayed afterwards and signed autographs for every person that asked for one.- Matthew Swidwinski sent this our way: I saw Spyke Johannson at a Taco Bell in Seattle, Washington last week. He was there with RLC, and some other guy I didn't recognize (Editors note: Possibly his brother?).
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 18, 2006 19:37:34 GMT -5
Source: www.rated-x.comRated-X News: Jessica will be taking time off after Crap-A-Mania III to rest and to take care of the pregnancy. Jessica is currently 2 1/2 months pregnant and is excited about bringing a baby into this world. Bolt Bacana is said to be very excited about the prospect of competing at C-A-M III. No word on who their opponents will be, but it's sure to be a great match. If they compete, that is. Also, Bolt's birthday is the day after Crap-A-Mania. He was quoted as saying "The greatest early birthday gift would be to compete and win at Crap-A-Mania." The character Melissa and her "brother" Marcus were unfortunately let go by EWT after ------------------. After hearing what both did, Chad Michaels had this to say: "S*** happens." Chad Michaels also is ecstatic about Crap-A-Mania III and the prospect in taking on a team at the Biggest Brother of 'em all. Teams like the Boogie Knights, Team Ireland, and The Nyrds are some of the teams that he hasnoted that he wants to work with. And finally, Jessica won the SvR2K6 after taking on American Saint in the final round. The match was a Buried Alive Match, with Jessica's character British Bulldog defeating AmSaint's character Austin Aries. She won $1,500.
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