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Post by The Line on Jun 1, 2008 19:39:52 GMT -5
Source:EWTinsider.com
At the end of this month, Andy Duke's contract will expire. His initial deal was a 3 month "trial". If Andy violated any of the conditions of his contract(mainly wellness violations), he could be released outright and EWT would not have to pay any severance pay.
Many feel that Andy Duke's performance at Crap-a-Mania single-handedly saved his job in EWT, but now that may not be so. Those within EWT, fellow wrestlers and other employees alike, thought that the match was great, and a turning point for Andy Duke's career. But initial reactions from critics and fans have been underwhelming; not many people share the opinions of those within the company. This general consensus has changed EWT Management's opinion of Andy Duke's drawing power.
At this point, it is not known whether or not both sides have agreed to an extension offer. Expect an announcement about it soon.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jun 2, 2008 12:11:15 GMT -5
Source: EWTBackstageHeatz.com
It is known that The Emerald Warrior sustained a cracked rib after the fall from the scaffold at last night's Crap-A-Mania PPV. However, it is being reported that Emerald Warrior is refusing to take time out and that despite his injury, he is still going to compete. He has recieved medical clearance that barring any further injuries he will be allowed to wrestle.
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Post by Hensley on Jun 4, 2008 19:54:17 GMT -5
- Renown music artists Nelly and Fred Durst, both of whom appeared at Crap-A-Mania Cinco, are reportedly not quite finished with the company. Talks have escalated, and there may be spots for them in the Hensley/Foe saga. We can't promise this, but it is what we've heard.
- Also, reigning Ox Division Champion, Hardcore Hensley, has not ceased insisting upon title defenses. Ever since capturing the gold back on March 31st, Hensley has demanded challenger after challenger. His goal is apparently to hold the most successful title defenses. While we don't have a sheet in front of us or anything at the moment, it is estimated that he has at least eight or nine right now. Only one name on the list is repeated: Poe Moe Foe.
- Speaking of the Hensley/Foe saga, there is, of course, going to be another encounter. However, the stipulation is not yet sure. While it is expected to be nasty, it may very well just end up being a simple falls count anywhere bout. While that's not to say things couldn't get brutal, it could mean that management has more than one more meeting lined up between the two.
- Something interesting, July 13th, the date Hensley debuted in EWT last year, is scheduled on a Sunday this time around. With a PPV practically inevitable next month, many have already began pondering the chance. One official was quoted as noting that the champ may not be able to make it that day, if so, perhaps he would have some sort of previous arrangement, or have asked for time away. Luckily, Hensley was caught for comment on such.
"S***, it's not like I've got anyone to see..."
EWTinsider.com
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 6, 2008 16:18:14 GMT -5
www.ewt.com/blogs/mysth.htlmCongratulations to our new Toolshed Champion.This week we all witnessed a fatal-4-way for the Toolshed title which ended with a surprise new champion. It was shocking, wasn't it? Well yeah, it was... especially for me. You see, when we started the feud, we agreed that it would be a four-way feud, and Sigma promised me I would become the new EWT Toolshed champion. Well as you could see, it did not quite turn out that way. Now first of all, let me tell you that I have no problem with Valentine, who wasn't originally aware of the change (I hope at least) and who definitely deserved some gold, nor with Matthews and not even with Sigma, even if the relations between him and I will probably be a bit tense in the next weeks. But the fact is, the title has been given to someone else without me ever being made aware of the change. You know, it's not even not getting the title that pisses me off, it's that it happened like that, without anyone telling me. This makes me wonder who I can trust. I believe it was all just a misunderstanding, but part of me can't help doubting, and I do kinda feel like I got fooled. What ALSO pisses me off is that I am the one who started the idea of a four-way feud. Hardcore Hensley was first supposed to be part of it, but he was given the opportunity to become the OX Division Champion so it was better for him to get the gold he deserved and to have his own storyline. So Sigma eventually got interested, and I must say I've been very lucky that a champion got himself involved in it. It took us (and I do mean us, because the other guys worked just as hard as me to make the storyline work, which wasn't easy due to the latest events that shook our federation) a lot of time to make a storyline that worked and could interest the fans, and I personally felt very involved in it. And now I see it didn't happen like we agreed and honestly, that hurts. I feel left out and deeply frustrated. Ever since I joined this federation, I've dedicated all my energy in it, to make the fans happy, and when they told me they liked what I did, man, I can tell you it was enough to make me happy for the entire day, no matter how bad it could have started. At some point, I was about to leave with the other guys, but the memories I had here, the love from the fans and my love for this fed made me stay. On a weekly basis, I kept giving me at 100% for this federation, doing all I could to entertain the crowd, so I would like to be treated with a little bit of respect which I think I earned. I was thinking about getting into the arena and shooting to say all I'm saying here and to vent my frustration, but I didn't because I thought it would be incredibly disrespectful to this federation and the fans. Now I won't question John's title victory, which he definitely deserves and I can only wish him to become the greatest Toolshed Champion we've had (I know he can), I won't leave, I won't do anything beside posting this blog entry, I'll keep on giving me at 100% for this federation, but I truly hope this kind of things won't happen again. There's been enough rough events for the EWT lately but none of them could make my will flinch, but more crap like this could be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Take care, everyone. The Darkness in the Light, and once again EWT's best kept secret, Mysth.
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Post by liontamer12 on Jun 8, 2008 5:57:57 GMT -5
-From PWI.COM-
THIS JUST IN: EWT's "Veronica de Marco," manager of the EWT star and EWT Toolshed Champion John Valentine, has been cleared to wrestle in the "Girl Next Door Division" by Doctor Andrews of San Jose, California. We wish her the best of luck.
-PWI's Johnny Whogivesasmurf
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Post by Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon on Jun 9, 2008 9:28:34 GMT -5
It has been reported that later today there will be a press conference announcing the signing of The New Class Varsity Tigers: "Captain" Zack Mason, Sam Johnson, and Randy Stratton. The press conference will take place from Bayside High in Bayside, California and will feature Bayside High principal Richard Belding and The New Class Varsity Tigers.
Source: EWTnewzandrumorz.com
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 10, 2008 23:47:16 GMT -5
From rumormillnewzmagonline.com:
---EWT owner Toom E Dangerously is still hospitalized from his injuries sustained in his match with A-Bomb at Crap-a-mania Cinco. Dangerously should be released any day & plans a major announcement regarding the next EWT pay per view.
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Post by Ratings on Jun 18, 2008 9:28:33 GMT -5
Source: LOLwrestling--Management and the homeless guy that lives in the surprisingly swank dumpster behind the EWT Arena (It has a plasma screen and DVR) were pleased with how the Liam O'Neill secret revealing played out. They thought that all parties involved did their parts perfectly and it reminded many of human emotions associated with ECW from the olds days. Because that's what ECW was all about, human emotion. Brainwashing your wife and child? Human emotion. Lesbian story angles? Human Emotion. Not paying your wrestlers? Human Emotion. Ah... those were the days. --There has been talk about doing a reenactment of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" with Liam performing as Astley, Mahavir Abha as the dancing bartender, and Tiffany & Jasmyne as the background dancers. We'll keep you posted as we continue to copy & paste wrestling news from other wrestling news websites because we have fewer pop-ups. --In other news, the Homeless guy recently picked up the 1st season of Smallville, so I'll probably go check it out with him and hopefully not get shanked this time by him.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jun 21, 2008 15:32:58 GMT -5
WayIntoWrestling.com
Shocking News: The Caribbean Crew and The White Boys have quit EWT.
In a shocking turn of events, the Caribbean Crew and the White Boys have left EWT. When the Crew first came into EWT, only Benjamin Bannock and Antonio Colon showed up. Marie Martinique and Rita Perez had missed their plane and were late getting to the EWT Arena. When they finally arrived, Toom E. had some harsh words for them. The girls got up set, flipped off Toom E., and quit. Benjamin and Antonio also turned in their resignations as well. Toom E. was very upset, especially after spending a lot of money on entrance vignettes for them.
As for the White Boys, they decided to join another wrestling promotion. They were only in EWT on a pay-by-event basis and didn't have an actual contract. It was believed that they would sign with EWT, but the White brothers are very unpredictable and went with another fed. Toom E. also upset about the White Boys departure as well.
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Post by Hensley on Jun 23, 2008 1:32:16 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: EWT Superstar Suspended! Cassius Money has been suspended indefinitely from EWT after violating the company's wellness policy. While no exact details are yet available, we can assure you that he won't be appearing inside any wrestling ring soon. EWT.com
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Post by invaderdave on Jun 23, 2008 22:06:29 GMT -5
Breaking news; Due to an influx of no-shows and non-appearances, Dave Davies' personal friend and tag team partner, Brian Gold, has been cut from the EWT roster. When asked for a comment, Davies was heard to say the following; "I'm sorry to say it, but its his own fault. Brian just hasn't been holding up his end of the deal, and just hasn't been very dependable. I'm sad to see him go, but its probably for the best."
When asked if he had anyone in mind to replace his former partner, Davies, in what was a rare sight, gave a broad smile. "Lets just say this...I've actually got two old friends in mind. In fact, I think most of the EWT fan base knows these two quite well. As to when they'll be appearing, you'll just have to stay tuned."
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Post by teamireland on Jul 6, 2008 17:05:26 GMT -5
www.teh1337wretslen00z.net- The debut of Maeve O'Hare took alot of EWT fans by storm. Som have claimed that Maeve is too large to compete alongside most of the other women in the GND Division & there are rumors she may wind up doing most of her matches against male competitors. - Liam O'Neill incurred some genuine injuries while training & will be out for approximately a month. The angle with Maeve O'Hare was designed as a cover while Liam takes time off to recuperate. - Some late news: Shane Malone suffered a back injury during his appearance on Curly Long's Colossal Coliseum when a large pillar fell on him. The injury is not too serious & Shane should hopefully be able to return to action in under a month.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jul 8, 2008 3:51:24 GMT -5
www.ewt-europe.com/wtfisgoingonthisweek.htlmMYSTH INJURED WHILE TRAINING. OUT FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. It has just been officially reported by the medical staff of the EWT that the French fan favorite Mysth suffered a knee injury while preparing his match against Shark Boy. He will be out of action for at least a month. His fiancée Ivy Rosepine has decided to take some time out as well in order to help him recover. Therefore, none of them must be expected to be seen until at least the first week of August.
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Post by bollywood on Jul 17, 2008 8:48:54 GMT -5
Source: NOT FIGURE 4 WEEKLY OR THE WRESTLING OBSERVER
It has come to our attention--or this case, the attention of the other news sites that post the news and we just copy and paste it onto our site because we're assholes like that--that the contracts of current EWT superstars Mahavir Abha and Jasmyne are set to expire mid-August. Currently, the two are in negotiations with EWT management and are deciding whether or not to renew their contracts.
While the former EWT Tri-State Champion has received praise for his in-ring abilities and charisma, Mahavir has expressed concern that his character has reached his full potential in EWT and may be interested in a fresh start in another promotion. It was speculated that there was concern with their current salaries, but it appears that that is not the case, as both Mahavir and Jasmyne have made enough money in their prior film work to live quite comfortable.
Mahavir has expressed interest in upstarting e-feds like Wrestling Innovative Genesis, which currently features former EWT superstars such as Synthy Eris, Juri Sadamoto and MAXX Awesome. It is clear though that wherever Mahavir goes, Jasmyne--who has been dating Mahavir for a few years now--will obviously follow.
On a final note, if the two do part ways with EWT, it has been said that the door will always be open for them if they wanted to return.
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Post by Hensley on Jul 21, 2008 1:51:57 GMT -5
Fight, Fight, Fight! Over the weekend, several EWT superstars were asked to make a special public appearance at West River Junior High School. Of those chosen, included EWT's Ox Division Champion, Hardcore Hensley. Hensley, who since April has been engaged in an absolute blood feud with newcomer, Poe Moe Foe, made it very clear before the Summer that his hatred of Foe is too much. Whenever they've crossed paths, only violence has come about. Scheduling was changed so that the two would not ever see one another outside of the EWT Arena. Well, Foe had other ideas. While Hensley was giving a humble speech to the aspiring youths, Foe jumped him from behind. Students ran for safety as the pair traded stiff shots through the halls. A select group of children even chanted "fight, fight, fight". Fellow wrestlers and security officials attempted to separate the two, but to no avail. The brawl continued upstairs where more faculty filed out away from the chaos. Luckily, nobody was seriously injured due to the two's antics. At least, no one beside themselves. No official word has been released on what management plans to do with them, but it is speculated that they will be giving in. With No Rest For The Wicked announced for late August, expect to see both Hensley and Foe receive their wishes. John Doe
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Post by Hensley on Jul 22, 2008 21:15:58 GMT -5
Credit: EWTinsider.com
- It is official. Hensley/Foe II will happen on August 24th, at No Rest For The Wicked, and it will be in an Anything Goes match. The EWT Ox Division Championship is assumed to be defended.
- The tag team that debuted yesterday wrestled a few months late last year with the FWRFed. Their appearance was Ron (Ronald) Long's first since then. However, Mike Wills did have a short stint with Wrestling Honored Over All (WHOA). He went in as "Iron Man" Michael Williams, though he never actually wrestled using this identity. Instead, he was given a mask, modeled after an old Jeff Hardy gimmick, and dubbed Son Guillemin. It was planned for him to reveal himself not longer after his debut, but a missed appearance forced him into suspension, and he eventually parted ways with the company. People are saying it was strange that Wills was the one to take the fall, but that may just be reading a little too much into things.
- As for where they go next, they were announced as only prospects, so it's possible The Next Gen (TNG) may not ever be seen again. At least, not together. Still, it'll likely all depend upon the feedback.
- On another note, Hardcore Hensley was quoted in a press conference speaking about his relationship with both Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation (EWT) and new upstart promotion, Wrestling's Innovative Genesis (W*I*G). A W*I*G representative mentioned before that most men working for both companies would likely be making a choice soon. On that Hensley said, "I will work for both companies until either one attempts to force me into a decision. When that happens, I'll side with whoever had more patience."
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Post by The Line on Jul 22, 2008 22:21:00 GMT -5
Source: EWTNewzforfreewithoutcost.com
-The Andy Duke return was indeed a worked shoot. He will be a heel, working the character that he was supposed to be working after Crap-A-Mania. He took time off from the company while he was negotiating his contract, but now that he is again under contract, EWT is ready to use him again.
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Post by xombiehiphop on Jul 28, 2008 19:12:03 GMT -5
Ghost Face suspended for Wellness Violation
Source: MadeUpWrestlingSite.com
EWT wrestler Ghost Face has been suspended for thirty days due to a wellness violation. Steroids or supplements are not the culprit, so use your imagination for that one. When initially told of the policy he allegedly scoffed at the idea of it.
Reportedly, he didn't seem too broken up about the situation, but then again he wasn't exactly coherent when given the suspension. EWT had offered to pay for a second stint in rehab but he turned it down. His future with the company is uncertain for the time being. More on this as it develops.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 29, 2008 6:11:59 GMT -5
Source: EWTBackstageNews.com
The reasons for the Highland Diamonds' absence frrom TV as of late have finally come to light. Upon their return from Mexico in their Tour, the Diamond encountered Visa and passport issues on re-entry into the US. Emerald Warrior's passport, listing his real nationality, was compared to his Visa for EWT, listing his kayfabe Peruvian nationality. Upon observing this, officials detained both of the Diamonds indefinitely. The Diamonds werer able to work their match with Team Ireland, but due to the problems have been unable to appear in any shape or form, in ring or in a promo. The issues have since been resolved and both of them will be returning to TV shortly.
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jul 29, 2008 20:09:04 GMT -5
From wrestlingandtv.com:
With the new season of High Stakes Poker being announced, the players are being sent invites. Sigma has been sent said invite to partake in the game. Sigma is more than likely to accept. More information as it comes in.
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