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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 23, 2009 22:49:46 GMT -5
Clearly you won't survive. I expect the next post of yours to be from your sister telling us how she found you half naked covered in Ragu with a cereal bowl on your head and chewing on a wooden spoon.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Jan 23, 2009 22:53:41 GMT -5
Just make sure you don't start eating Aglets.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 24, 2009 17:42:54 GMT -5
grilled cheese dude.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 24, 2009 18:04:18 GMT -5
If you have a wok (or decent frying pan) do a stir-fry, it's quick, healthy and you can't really go wrong if you prepare properly.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 24, 2009 18:32:10 GMT -5
I'll never have this problem. I've been cooking ever since I could see over the stove. You have the interfreakingnet at your disposal. Use this time to learn to cook.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 25, 2009 1:14:04 GMT -5
I'll alert CNN when your body is found.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 25, 2009 1:22:33 GMT -5
UPDATE: Today I made, cookies, they I didn't like them, but my dad ate them. I also made Kool-Aid, but I added too much sugar and it tasted nasty. I asked my mom for 5 dollars and I went to McDonalds, something that is last ditch resort. I have one more day left.
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 25, 2009 1:26:49 GMT -5
I stayed at the Last Ditch Resort once. They served a delicious hasty pudding.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2009 1:29:08 GMT -5
UPDATE: Today I made, cookies, they I didn't like them, but my dad ate them. I also made Kool-Aid, but I added too much sugar and it tasted nasty. I asked my mom for 5 dollars and I went to McDonalds, something that is last ditch resort. I have one more day left. Im beginning to believe that you are officially going to turn into the main character of the movie "Failure to Launch"...seriously how are you gonna take care of yourself when your on your own if you act like this? Im not trying to be mean dont get me wrong but seriously some of the stuff that was said here is pretty laughable...
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 25, 2009 1:37:50 GMT -5
UPDATE: Today I made, cookies, they I didn't like them, but my dad ate them. I also made Kool-Aid, but I added too much sugar and it tasted nasty. I asked my mom for 5 dollars and I went to McDonalds, something that is last ditch resort. I have one more day left. Im beginning to believe that you are officially going to turn into the main character of the movie "Failure to Launch"...seriously how are you gonna take care of yourself when your on your own if you act like this? Im not trying to be mean dont get me wrong but seriously some of the stuff that was said here is pretty laughable... My parents feed me this stuff all the time, my mom told me to do the dishes, and I didn't want to. She always says, "How are you going to survive when your older". I ended up doing them that's because I love her. I think if I get a girlfriend after high school, it could solve a lot of my problems.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 25, 2009 1:44:27 GMT -5
I hope noone is on wipe duty.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 25, 2009 1:46:38 GMT -5
I hope noone is on wipe duty. Not me! I'm already in charge of burping him!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 25, 2009 1:47:59 GMT -5
Well I'm not changing him.
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Post by humanoid on Jan 25, 2009 1:48:06 GMT -5
I hope noone is on wipe duty. If you wipe, I'll volunteer to wake him up in the middle of the night to make sure he doesn't pee the bed?
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 25, 2009 1:54:53 GMT -5
Damnit, his crying keeps waking me up!
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 25, 2009 1:58:19 GMT -5
I hope noone is on wipe duty. If you wipe, I'll volunteer to wake him up in the middle of the night to make sure he doesn't pee the bed? Dad?
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Post by humanoid on Jan 25, 2009 1:59:11 GMT -5
If you wipe, I'll volunteer to wake him up in the middle of the night to make sure he doesn't pee the bed? Dad? Aidan?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 25, 2009 10:44:33 GMT -5
Im beginning to believe that you are officially going to turn into the main character of the movie "Failure to Launch"...seriously how are you gonna take care of yourself when your on your own if you act like this? Im not trying to be mean dont get me wrong but seriously some of the stuff that was said here is pretty laughable... My parents feed me this stuff all the time, my mom told me to do the dishes, and I didn't want to. She always says, "How are you going to survive when your older". I ended up doing them that's because I love her. I think if I get a girlfriend after high school, it could solve a lot of my problems. Not for nothing, But if you're expecting that life's going to be just peachy if you get a girlfriend after high school, because she'll "cook for you, wash the dishes for you, and do everything for you"...............Then you're going to be in for a lifetime of serious disappointment.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 25, 2009 10:52:44 GMT -5
My parents feed me this stuff all the time, my mom told me to do the dishes, and I didn't want to. She always says, "How are you going to survive when your older". I ended up doing them that's because I love her. I think if I get a girlfriend after high school, it could solve a lot of my problems. Not for nothing, But if you're expecting that life's going to be just peachy if you get a girlfriend after high school, because she'll "cook for you, wash the dishes for you, and do everything for you"...............Then you're going to be in for a lifetime of serious disappointment. How do you know he does not have a time machine?
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 25, 2009 10:59:34 GMT -5
I think CM Crunk has just passed the dearly departed blackstussyshirt as my all time favorite poster.
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