CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 25, 2009 14:31:19 GMT -5
This is how I imagine Crunk's soup he made:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2009 14:59:45 GMT -5
It's not mean. We're trying to give you a taste of reality. agreed. Its not like everyone here is lying to you or giving you a hard time. We're trying to mentally prepare you, otherwise you'll starve or have a huge budget for take out. Yeah, seriously. If you can't even make yourself a sandwich or have a snack or just wait for your mom to bring you something, what are you supposed to do when you don't have someone who can do that for you?
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 25, 2009 14:59:55 GMT -5
You guys are so mean to me, hopefully your giving me the Texas Tough Love like Dr. Phil does. Let's get real, CM Crunk! You expect everyone in your family to make food for you every day? That's like havin' a cow pee in a bucket and callin' it margarine!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 25, 2009 15:35:35 GMT -5
I can't believe it's not butter..
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 26, 2009 13:48:10 GMT -5
So, now that the weekend's over, how'd ya fare? Are you weak, immobile, and otherwise famished? Or did you find a stale bag of store brand potato chips in the back of the pantry to keep you alive?
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jan 26, 2009 19:10:16 GMT -5
well, he hasn't posted today. He may be curled up in a ball on the kitchen floor with milk and uncooked ramen noodles all over his body.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 26, 2009 19:23:49 GMT -5
well, he hasn't posted today. He may be curled up in a ball on the kitchen floor with milk and uncooked ramen noodles all over his body. Nah, he tried to make a bowl of cereal, but the resulting fire from the milk touching the cereal burnt down his house. That or he is still wondering how in the blue hell did he burn water.
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Jan 26, 2009 23:01:36 GMT -5
It can only mean one thing.
He ate himself.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jan 27, 2009 1:52:21 GMT -5
It can only mean one thing. He ate himself. Pizza the Crunk?
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 27, 2009 2:35:08 GMT -5
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 27, 2009 2:43:29 GMT -5
Im beginning to believe that you are officially going to turn into the main character of the movie "Failure to Launch"...seriously how are you gonna take care of yourself when your on your own if you act like this? Im not trying to be mean dont get me wrong but seriously some of the stuff that was said here is pretty laughable... My parents feed me this stuff all the time, my mom told me to do the dishes, and I didn't want to. She always says, "How are you going to survive when your older". I ended up doing them that's because I love her. I think if I get a girlfriend after high school, it could solve a lot of my problems. I feel sorry for whoever becomes your girlfriend and has to take care of you. lol
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2009 2:45:45 GMT -5
Here's a list of 400 five ingredient or less meals: busycooks.about.com/od/fiveingredientsorless/a/500fiveingredie.htmThere has to be something here that you have the ingredients for and can prepare following instructions. Honestly, cooking is 80% or so following instructions, waiting for periods of time, and having proper ingredients. Most recipes that the average person would follow are pretty damn easy; if you can play video games that require using items into order to make progress, you can cook.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 27, 2009 3:05:27 GMT -5
Get a card board box, a string, a stick, and some sort of bait. Use the stick to hold up the box, then attach the string. Set the bait under the box and wait for some sort of living creature to go for the bait, then pull the string, thus dropping the box onto the living creature.
If that doesn't work, then just eat the bait.
Don't get stuck under the box, though. That things a bitch.
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