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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 25, 2009 11:01:21 GMT -5
Chicken Macaroni Soup. In a slightly-large container, saute chopped garlic and onions, then add chicken and fry until it doesn't look raw anymore (don't burn it). Then, add water and wait for it to boil (add some salt, too, and chicken broth cubes), then you add the macaroni, though you can use pasta if you want. Cook until pasta/macaroni is soft, and you're pretty much finished. After that you can add stuff like carrots or cabbages to make it tastier.
I'm pretty sure that they sell meat in supermarkets where all you need to do is fry them without having to clean or add seasoning to them, too.
And, if you live where I live -- I doubt it, but if you do, they sell fried chicken out in the streets. You either get delicious chicken or delicious chicken with stomach-aches
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Jan 25, 2009 11:05:50 GMT -5
Im beginning to believe that you are officially going to turn into the main character of the movie "Failure to Launch"...seriously how are you gonna take care of yourself when your on your own if you act like this? Im not trying to be mean dont get me wrong but seriously some of the stuff that was said here is pretty laughable... My parents feed me this stuff all the time, my mom told me to do the dishes, and I didn't want to. She always says, "How are you going to survive when your older". I ended up doing them that's because I love her. I think if I get a girlfriend after high school, it could solve a lot of my problems. Hon, sorry to disappoint you, but this isn't exactly the Happy Homemaker 50's anymore. Women, yanno, do rather expect you to be able to at least cook a meal or two. Most women want a decent boyfriend when they date, not be someone's mother.
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Post by ani on Jan 25, 2009 11:09:50 GMT -5
I'm sorry to be blunt but...you need to wake up.
If you think someone is going to be there to serve you all the time, you're in for a rude awakening.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 25, 2009 11:14:15 GMT -5
I hope noone is on wipe duty. If Photobucket wasn't being a prick to me, I'd post quite a few "Burn!" GIFs at that one.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 25, 2009 11:19:11 GMT -5
I hope noone is on wipe duty. If Photobucket wasn't being a prick to me, I'd post quite a few "Burn!" GIFs at that one.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 25, 2009 11:24:06 GMT -5
Ah~ I was so sleepy I didn't realize that there was a second and third page. Well, what everyone said and stuff.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 25, 2009 12:25:49 GMT -5
Boy this thread sure didn't turn out the way you wanted did it Crunk?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 25, 2009 12:42:26 GMT -5
If Photobucket wasn't being a prick to me, I'd post quite a few "Burn!" GIFs at that one. Thanks, Bob.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 25, 2009 12:50:05 GMT -5
Dude I am going to try to say this nicely.
GROW UP!!! You are not a toddler anymore, you can fend for yourself and not have to depend on others to do everything for you. The Idea that all will be well when you get a girlfriend is laughable. What girl in thier right mind would date someone who only wants them to take care of them. You are either very sheltered or very dumb, I hope it is the former as that can be helped.
You really need to take a larger look at the world and realise no one outside your family is going to hand you anything.
What happens when you need money? Do you just go into the street and expect people to give it to you?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 25, 2009 12:54:35 GMT -5
Hunt, possibly fish.
Or the aforementioned manning up.. though James Storm's theme is a good call in almost any situation, as was pointed out.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 25, 2009 12:58:02 GMT -5
I made some soup like that guy said, it was pretty good, I think I might drive out to my friends house in a little bit and we might play some video games, last night when I was searching for food, I found a box of un-opened cheese-itz. All I can say is gold mine baby.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 25, 2009 12:59:40 GMT -5
Take away!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 25, 2009 13:07:02 GMT -5
What happens when you need money? Do you just go into the street and expect people to give it to you? I do.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 25, 2009 13:07:58 GMT -5
What happens when you need money? Do you just go into the street and expect people to give it to you? I do. Fine fine heres a quarter go away.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 25, 2009 13:11:25 GMT -5
It works!
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Jan 25, 2009 13:21:02 GMT -5
Fine fine heres a quarter go away. *Flashes big grin* Where's my hand out? I swear I won't spend it on a $20,000 dollar manicure like certain others... I'll send it to my account for wrestling school! ;D
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 25, 2009 13:22:12 GMT -5
You guys are so mean to me, hopefully your giving me the Texas Tough Love like Dr. Phil does.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 25, 2009 13:43:41 GMT -5
Fine fine heres a quarter go away. *Flashes big grin* Where's my hand out? I swear I won't spend it on a $20,000 dollar manicure like certain others... I'll send it to my account for wrestling school! ;D Sigh, ok here's $1 now run along.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 25, 2009 14:02:35 GMT -5
You guys are so mean to me, hopefully your giving me the Texas Tough Love like Dr. Phil does. It's not mean. We're trying to give you a taste of reality.
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Post by The Line on Jan 25, 2009 14:09:46 GMT -5
You guys are so mean to me, hopefully your giving me the Texas Tough Love like Dr. Phil does. It's not mean. We're trying to give you a taste of reality. agreed. Its not like everyone here is lying to you or giving you a hard time. We're trying to mentally prepare you, otherwise you'll starve or have a huge budget for take out.
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