WWCF In Character Thread Roleplay/Promos Thread 4

[Dave at the Movies]

WWCF In Character Roleplay/Promos Thread 4

[smokinvokoun]

"MAD DOG MULLIGAN!!!!!! Yeah, I have the gift of crazy...AND EVEN MORE OF IT!!!! My craziness is what got me to the Hardcore Title. Who knows, maybe one day, you may be crazy enough to get a shot at my belt....BUT YOU WON'T BE CRAZY ENOUGH TO BEAT ME FOR IT!!!!

Now on to other matters, I have a little match with a guy whose been invisible for the last several months....INSPECTOR SHETTY!!!! SHETTY MY BOY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!! I know you were afraid to get in the ring with me, BUT YOU'VE BEEN AFRAID TO WRESTLE MANY GUYS FOR AWHILE NOW!!!! This Sunday, your gonna realize that it was probably a good idea not to get in the ring with me....BECAUSE YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT AND THERE WILL BE NO GOVERNOR WHO WILL STOP YOUR EXECUTION!!!!! CAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T JOKIN!!!!!!!!![/color]

[smokinvokoun]

We see Smokin Vokoun laying down with a pillow and blanket in The Family's locker room. He is clutching his hardcore belt and the barbwire bat.

You know when you have no life that you keep yourself entertained by cutting promos. Yet I don't know what to say....but usually the best discussons come from having nothing to talk about. But I will say that, I've had Wheel of Misfortune in my mnd since it happened. A lot of things perked my interest. First off...I CAN'T BELIEVE BOILER ROOM BRAWLER LOST HIS INTERFORUM TITLE!!!! THAT MAN IN BLACK DOESN'T DESERVE THAT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! HE JUST DOESN'T!!!! You know what, I'm in challenging mood...I want the Man in Black, wither it be for his title or not....I WANT TO VENGE BRB'S LOSS!!! If you mess with BRB THEN YOUR MESSING WITH ME!!!!

Then of course those two pricks, Square and Hangman beat The Southwest Connection THAT MAKES ME SICK!!!! I've already proved I can beat those two asses already. Hangman already knows not to mess with me again and Square...well pal... I MADE YOU TAP OUT ONCE I CAN MAKE YOU TAP OUT AGAIN!!!!!

But then again, when you in a group that has the WWCF World Champion in it, lift can't be all bad. That was a hell of a match between him and Amigeo. And Amigeo...EVEN THOUGH I HATE YOUR GUTS.....I also respect you. And even though you don't want my respect.....tough, because your getting it. But that doesn't mean I don't want to BEAT YOUR BRAINS IN SOON!!!! BECAUSE I CAN DO IT!!!!! Of course, that reffing job by Evita Loss Jury Duty was horrible!!! I call Viva a girls name because HE IS ONE!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT I COULD BEAT HIM!!!! I COULD BEAT HIS ENTIRE HEAVY METAL HOLLYWOOD!!!! As a matter of fact, I have beaten all of you little pricks....except Viva. The same goes for that pitiful group The Human Hate Machines...I've beaten them all....except Amiego. And I know you two are having a little pissing match at the moment so I'm gonna stay out of it. BUT LET ME TELL YOU TWO THAT I CAN BEAT YOU!!!!!!

*He gets up and smashes his head into a locker*

YOU SEE...YOU CAN'T BEAT SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE PAIN LIKE IT'S A GIFT FROM GOD!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*He giggles and pulls his hair and screams. Then all of sudden, he becomes serious.*

However, there is one man from Metal Express that I still can't take out of my mind. That man is you Headbanger Man. You know, I've said it before, but I realize now, just how little humility that you actually have. I nearly kill you, and you don't have the common curtiosy TO GIVE ME RESPECT!!!! Because you've done nothing but bad mouth me and doubt my skills. You acted like I was just keeping the belt warm FOR YOU!!! This makes me even more crazy. Because I realize now, that I have to go further. I have to push the envelope farther than I've ever pushed before. I KNOW WE WILL GO AT IT AGAIN HEADBANGER!!!! I NEARLY KILLED YOU ONCE.....THIS TIME I WILL FINISH THE JOB!!!!!! JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!![/color]

[The Hangman]

This monday, I get to play with a new toy in the most useless member of the HMH: D-Day Dave.

Dave, stop kidding yourself: You aren't a proper wrestler, you just had to do it after you got fired for being a corrput coporate douchebag. All this time, you have leeched off Headbanger, and with him in the hospital, you won't have anyone to rely on this time.

But hey, maybe I'll do you a favor, and send you to St. Unknown Hospital to Headbanger, and then you can forfeit the titles to myself and Square, and avoid a much more painful and expensive trip back.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Jul 2, 2010 1:36:45 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

But then again, when you in a group that has the WWCF World Champion in it, lift can't be all bad. That was a hell of a match between him and Amigeo. And Amigeo...EVEN THOUGH I HATE YOUR GUTS.....I also respect you. And even though you don't want my respect.....tough, because your getting it. But that doesn't mean I don't want to BEAT YOUR BRAINS IN SOON!!!! BECAUSE I CAN DO IT!!!!! Of course, that reffing job by Evita Loss Jury Duty was horrible!!! I call Viva a girls name because HE IS ONE!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT I COULD BEAT HIM!!!! I COULD BEAT HIS ENTIRE HEAVY METAL HOLLYWOOD!!!! As a matter of fact, I have beaten all of you little pricks....except Viva. The same goes for that pitiful group The Human Hate Machines...I've beaten them all....except Amiego. And I know you two are having a little pissing match at the moment so I'm gonna stay out of it. BUT LET ME TELL YOU TWO THAT I CAN BEAT YOU!!!!!!

*He gets up and smashes his head into a locker*

*Walks in with a slew of letters*

Bills, Gag order, legal actions from Disney, angry letter from the U.S. PTA, blah blah blah. God, 100 years ago, if a man wronged you, you could kill him no problem. Bunch of pussies all around, I tell you.

*Notices Vokuon's ramblings*

So Hillbilly, want a shot at the big time, huh? Regretfully, the WWCF doesn't want a real man as Champ., and would rather have a scum-filled c***sucker who always asks if that's the right spot when giving them a reach-around in Viva.

But hey, did you know that also The Man in Black is with us? And maybe, I'll take that belt of your hands. Give you a taste of the top of the mountain, you see.

[Dave at the Movies]

(Dave is sitting in a booth with his valet Alexa Anderson at some throwback heavy metal rock club on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles.)

Hangman what gives you any right to judge me? Look at this belt. This belt says I am one-half of the greatest tag team in wrestling today! Where is your belt? Oh that's right you haven't won a championship belt yet. Do you know why you haven't won a championship belt yet Hangman? Because you are a loser! You and the band of misfits you belong to called The Human Hate Machines are just wannabes compared to Heavy Metal Hollywood!

You want to sit there and say that I'm just feeding off of Headbanger Man's momentum? Well guess what pal! Me and Headbanger don't play that game. We know we are a team. We are the best damn team this promotion has ever seen, because we rock harder, we party harder, and we wrestle harder than any other team before us. None of the great tag teams before us have anything on us! Stryker Duck Silence have nothing on us! Providence and Justice have nothing on us! The Southwest Connection has nothing on us and we proved that by beating their asses from one end of the ring to the other! Hell, even your partner Square's old tag team The Non-American Heroes have nothing on us!

But hey if you want to talk about riding on people's coat tails why don't you tell me how it is riding on the back of Amigo's coat tail? What you can't get it done on your own so you have to follow the first WWCF World Champion? Now with me I created Heavy Metal Hollywood. It was my brainchild, my creation, just like how this entire promotion was my creation until I got forced out of my top spot by an enigma named Seth Drakin!

Soon enough Hangman you are going to realize why The Metal Express is the greatest tag team to ever come into this promotion. This Monday you will only get a taste of the beating that me and Headbanger will give you and Square. And after we beat yet another tag team you two will both figure out what The Southwest Connection figured out...........you step up to The Metal Express and you get rocked out!!!

[The Hangman]

Oh, please. You aren't anything more then a poser and a leech. I have to admit that Headbanger is better then he seems, because he's been luggging your dead weight all this time.

You never win jack and s*** on your own or in the tag matches, and you have the balls to admit that you think you are on an even playing field? You are the X-Pac of your faction, the useless lackey who does whatever the boss tells him without a second thought. This monday, noone is going to protect you. You are going to be all alone.

And on a unspecified date, me and Square will kindly relive you of those belts, and suddenly it's back to cleaning Viva's toilet.

[Dave at the Movies]

The X-Pac of my stable?!?! THE X-PAC OF MY STABLE?!?! Okay Hangman that is just going too far you sorry SOB!!!

Let me tell you something Mr. Hangman. There is no X-Pac in Heavy Metal Hollywood. There will never be an X-Pac in Heavy Metal Hollywood. Do you know why? Because X-Pac sucked and there is no room for suck in the glorious and most dominant stable of WWCF, Heavy Metal Hollywood.

You say no one is going to protect me? Well guess what skippy! I don't need any protection and I never did! Those are harsh words coming from a guy who is too embarrassed to show his ugly face and carries around a rope. For a dashing and ravishing good looking guy like me I don't need to wear a mask. I also don't need a rope either because with Heavy Metal Hollywood comes money, and with money comes a very very expensive guitar that is worth more than your whole life Hangman!

Maybe you aren't hearing me Hangman. What is your head so far up Amigo's ass that you have gone def? Or maybe you are just too dumb and incompetent to understand the intellectual sophistication from a guy like me being from California. Let me say it real loud and real slow. YOU,......... HANGMAN,........... ARE........... A........... LOSER!!! Period. Nothing more needs to be said. While you were a poor kid back in Jamaica laying around in a hammock which also doubled as your bed listening to crappy Bob Marley songs I was here in the WWCF kicking ass and taking names, cashing checks and banging dames!!

If you think for one second that I'm going to let some punk kid like you beat me then you have another thing coming MONN!!! I'm going grab you by your stupid mask and kick you from one corner of the ring to the next corner to the next corner to the next corner and then when I run out of corners I'm going to do it all over again!! Why? Because I'm the star. I'm the rock star. I have the good looks. I have the money. I have the rock star guitar playing power that you can only dream about having. So this Monday when the bell rings and the match is all said and done I'm going to be standing over your lifeless body with my hands in the air in victory, and just when you come to I'm going to bend down close to your face and yell

YOU GOT ROCKED THE F*** OUT MANNN!!!!!!

[Square]

You got rocked out? Wow, so SO scary. You're about to go into the ring with a monster of a man and all you care about is saying that your a rock star. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD KICKED IN. When did you "kick ass and take names", Evil La Parka fought nobodies and you've NEVER beaten the Revolution of Evolution whether in tag or singles nor will you beat Hangman. You are a dead man walking, pray the execution is quick

[The Hangman]

That's quite the catchphrase. It's easily # 4 on the top ten worst in wrestling, to be sure.

Anyhoo, it seems I pressed quite a button there. Allow me to push some more:

So, you call yourself a Biker, eh? Allow me to tell you what you really are: You are a yuppie who merely dresses like a Biker on the weekeneds, who drives strictly in the inner city limits, too afraid to venure out on the highway where the real ones are.

Then, you threw away this identity to be the suit you really are. And you then fashioned yourself as a Vince McMahon want-to-be.

But wait, a big Scandal erupts! Oh, then you are back to being a anti-establishment Biker dude......despite being the guy who established the group in the first place.

Oh, but now you are a rocker? Please. I suggest you just stick with the identity that suits you best: As a poser, a geek, and a never-was.

Ah, and by the way, not all of Jamaica is Rasta music. I'd suggest Orisha Shakpana, a Black Metal band from there, but since I predict you know all of three Metal groups, I suppose it shall only fall on deaf ears.

[Viva]

Jul 2, 2010 17:12:51 GMT -5 Square said:

You got rocked out? Wow, so SO scary. You're about to go into the ring with a monster of a man and all you care about is saying that your a rock star. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD KICKED IN. When did you "kick ass and take names", Evil La Parka fought nobodies and you've NEVER beaten the Revolution of Evolution whether in tag or singles nor will you beat Hangman. You are a dead man walking, pray the execution is quick

*Mocks Square*

Herp derp! Look at me making fun of your catchphrase even though I need 90 to get myself over, and I'm still not really even over! Herp derp look at me I continually stick my neck out just for people to step on it! I'm the definition of treading water but look at me talk shit to you, champion! That's how I roll! Herp motherf***ing derp!

Get off your high horse. You've done nothing to earn that ego of yours, douche. You suck, and you always will. No one in this company considers you a threat, let alone Heavy Metal Hollywood. Go take a f***ing shower. You stink.

[Dave at the Movies]

(Dave is walking up to his hotel room with Alexa by his side.)

Hahaha. Look at the bottom of the barrel trying to talk down to the real superstar of WWCF.

First of all lets start with you Square. How long have you been competing here in WWCF? Well over a year and since the beginning? And what do you have to show for it? A tag title reign with your former better half Starshine that took place well over a year ago? Where are your multiple World Title reigns? Inter-Forum Title reigns? Hell you haven't even been Hardcore Champion. So tell me Square. If you are so good why have you had such little success when compared to a guy like me who almost instantly wins the tag titles when he switches to active competition? I know why, but just in case your small "square" head can't figure it out let me tell you. Because like your partner Hangman you are a loser. You always have been. Once Ryan Starshine dropped you like a bad habit you have just been dwindling.

So then you decide to jump on someone else's coat tails in Amigo. Amigo doesn't even think enough of you to be your regular tag partner anymore so you had to tag with someone equally as lame as you in Hangman.

Now back to you Hangman. I'd suggest you shut your mouth before you say something your ass can't cash. You don't know me and you never will. Back ten years ago I was in a biker gang called The Bleeding Skull Disciples and anyone in that club would have eaten you for lunch and spit you out faster than a piece of chewing tobacco. I have the street cred and I have the scars to prove it.

The reason I am also such a successful business man is because just like the outlaw world of motorcycle gangs business is cutthroat. Something you wouldn't even understand. Unlike some little rich hollywood brat heir like Paris Hilton or some lucky jackass douchebag like Spencer Pratt I worked for my money and built the WWCF from the ground up. I did it the American way, the capitalist way, and I pursued happiness because that is what the freedom of my country allowed me to do and I achieved greatness. That is something you two foriegn idiots could never understand because you both are from coutnries that will always be second class when compared to the good'ol US of A!!

I've lived more lives and had more experiences than you two will ever have. I almost died several times as an outlaw biker, became a millionaire overnight as an entrepreneur, and now I'm living the dream as a rock star.

I'm not fake and I'm not some poser. You want to talk about a poser why don't you look into the mirror Hangman. Yeah you call yourself "The Hangman" but in reality I bet you just have some goofy Jamaican name that I can't and don't even care to pronounce. You run around with a hood on your head yet if it really came down to it you could never execute the likes of the rival biker gangs that I fought with using guns and knives. Face it. You think just because your a big dude that you are a powerhouse badass. Well you are wrong. And I will prove that to you this Monday when I smack you up and down the ring with ease and show you how a real man does it.

By the way. It's too bad you have such an ugly face that you have to wear a mask. Maybe if you had the natural good looks of a rock star like me you could get a woman as ravishing and hot as Alexa here. Maybe Hangman that is the real root of why you want to lie and call me a poser. Maybe deep down inside you are just envious of me. Envious of my fame, envious of my wrestling ability, envious of my musical talents, envious of my deadly background as a biker, envious that I have loads of money.

Hangman, being envy of someone else is an extremely heavy burden, but some day you are just going to have to face the truth.

The truth is that I am the winner in life and you are just some loser who wants what I have. I suggest to you and even your partner Square to stop chasing the impossible to be as great as me and know your places as Amigo's two bitches.

(Dave and Alexa get to their hotel room, open it and close the door from behind. The door opens again a crack and Dave's arm appears putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door and it shuts close again as the camera fades to black.)

[Square]

OOC: You may want to get the bible verse down Dave before a mod does it for you

[Dave at the Movies]

Jul 2, 2010 19:00:53 GMT -5 Square said:

OOC: You may want to get the bible verse down Dave before a mod does it for you

OOC- Yeah probably should.

I'll change it up a bit to exclude it.

Also no one get the idea that I really think Jamaica and the UK are second class to the U.S. I'm working on a new layer in my character of being more bigoted to add on some more heel heat on my guy.

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

*From The Hospital Room*

BRB wakes up, his bandages removed, burn marks around his head. He is still in a neck cast. The doctor enters, nurse at his side.

Doctor: Mister Brawler, I am just here to tell you that you are cleared to leave today.

BRB: I am? But Doc, I have amnesia... What am I going to do when I get out there?

Doctor: Well, wouldn't you join back up with the WWCF?

BRB: But I don't know how to wrestle.

Doctor: You can say that again...

BRB: What?

Doctor: I mean... You forgot how to wrestle. Remember, you took two different severe head traumas that night.

BRB: What night was that again?

Doctor: The night that you defended your Inter-Forum Championship.

BRB: So you're saying that I was a champion in this professional wrestling company?

Doctor: Yes. Will you need assistance in leaving? We have contact information for a... family of yours.

BRB: Say, where has my family been in all this? Do I have a family?

Doctor: Yes. Shall I call them up?

BRB: Yeah. I think that I need to be with my family now. I need to get back on my feet first.

[General Adam]

*The general is sitting in his office*

What do you have there Tinkers?

*Tinkers hands him a note*

White "Daddy Phat Sax" Phats has returned.

*The general starts to shake*

We had such a good feud and that son of a bitch broke it off!

*The general starts wrecking his office. Then he gets shot with a dart.*

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight

*He passes out*

Doctor: Dammit all to hell! Who keeps on giving him scotch?

*Bongo is holding a bottle of scotch. He then quickly throws it out the window*

[The Hangman]

Jul 2, 2010 18:56:19 GMT -5 Dave at the Movies said:

(Dave is walking up to his hotel room with Alexa by his side.)

Hahaha. Look at the bottom of the barrel trying to talk down to the real superstar of WWCF.

First of all lets start with you Square. How long have you been competing here in WWCF? Well over a year and since the beginning? And what do you have to show for it? A tag title reign with your former better half Starshine that took place well over a year ago? Where are your multiple World Title reigns? Inter-Forum Title reigns? Hell you haven't even been Hardcore Champion. So tell me Square. If you are so good why have you had such little success when compared to a guy like me who almost instantly wins the tag titles when he switches to active competition? I know why, but just in case your small "square" head can't figure it out let me tell you. Because like your partner Hangman you are a loser. You always have been. Once Ryan Starshine dropped you like a bad habit you have just been dwindling.

So then you decide to jump on someone else's coat tails in Amigo. Amigo doesn't even think enough of you to be your regular tag partner anymore so you had to tag with someone equally as lame as you in Hangman.

Now back to you Hangman. I'd suggest you shut your mouth before you say something your ass can't cash. You don't know me and you never will. Back ten years ago I was in a biker gang called The Bleeding Skull Disciples and anyone in that club would have eaten you for lunch and spit you out faster than a piece of chewing tobacco. I have the street cred and I have the scars to prove it.

The reason I am also such a successful business man is because just like the outlaw world of motorcycle gangs business is cutthroat. Something you wouldn't even understand. Unlike some little rich hollywood brat heir like Paris Hilton or some lucky jackass douchebag like Spencer Pratt I worked for my money and built the WWCF from the ground up. I did it the American way, the capitalist way, and I pursued happiness because that is what the freedom of my country allowed me to do and I achieved greatness. That is something you two foriegn idiots could never understand because you both are from coutnries that will always be second class when compared to the good'ol US of A!!

I've lived more lives and had more experiences than you two will ever have. I almost died several times as an outlaw biker, became a millionaire overnight as an entrepreneur, and now I'm living the dream as a rock star.

I'm not fake and I'm not some poser. You want to talk about a poser why don't you look into the mirror Hangman. Yeah you call yourself "The Hangman" but in reality I bet you just have some goofy Jamaican name that I can't and don't even care to pronounce. You run around with a hood on your head yet if it really came down to it you could never execute the likes of the rival biker gangs that I fought with using guns and knives. Face it. You think just because your a big dude that you are a powerhouse badass. Well you are wrong. And I will prove that to you this Monday when I smack you up and down the ring with ease and show you how a real man does it.

By the way. It's too bad you have such an ugly face that you have to wear a mask. Maybe if you had the natural good looks of a rock star like me you could get a woman as ravishing and hot as Alexa here. Maybe Hangman that is the real root of why you want to lie and call me a poser. Maybe deep down inside you are just envious of me. Envious of my fame, envious of my wrestling ability, envious of my musical talents, envious of my deadly background as a biker, envious that I have loads of money.

Hangman, being envy of someone else is an extremely heavy burden, but some day you are just going to have to face the truth.

The truth is that I am the winner in life and you are just some loser who wants what I have. I suggest to you and even your partner Square to stop chasing the impossible to be as great as me and know your places as Amigo's two bitches.

(Dave and Alexa get to their hotel room, open it and close the door from behind. The door opens again a crack and Dave's arm appears putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door and it shuts close again as the camera fades to black.)

*Hangman is shown asleep, fading out from D-Dave's ridiculously long life story*

Huh? Oh, he's gone.

What a blowhard. All talk, but no actual skill.

*Looks into the Hotel window, and sees the girl in Dominatrix gear whipping D-Dave, who is naked, on the ass with a riding crop*

Gross. Time to go.

[smokinvokoun]

Jul 2, 2010 11:19:08 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

Jul 2, 2010 1:36:45 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

But then again, when you in a group that has the WWCF World Champion in it, lift can't be all bad. That was a hell of a match between him and Amigeo. And Amigeo...EVEN THOUGH I HATE YOUR GUTS.....I also respect you. And even though you don't want my respect.....tough, because your getting it. But that doesn't mean I don't want to BEAT YOUR BRAINS IN SOON!!!! BECAUSE I CAN DO IT!!!!! Of course, that reffing job by Evita Loss Jury Duty was horrible!!! I call Viva a girls name because HE IS ONE!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT I COULD BEAT HIM!!!! I COULD BEAT HIS ENTIRE HEAVY METAL HOLLYWOOD!!!! As a matter of fact, I have beaten all of you little pricks....except Viva. The same goes for that pitiful group The Human Hate Machines...I've beaten them all....except Amiego. And I know you two are having a little pissing match at the moment so I'm gonna stay out of it. BUT LET ME TELL YOU TWO THAT I CAN BEAT YOU!!!!!!

*He gets up and smashes his head into a locker*

*Walks in with a slew of letters*

Bills, Gag order, legal actions from Disney, angry letter from the U.S. PTA, blah blah blah. God, 100 years ago, if a man wronged you, you could kill him no problem. Bunch of pussies all around, I tell you.

*Notices Vokuon's ramblings*

So Hillbilly, want a shot at the big time, huh? Regretfully, the WWCF doesn't want a real man as Champ., and would rather have a scum-filled c***sucker who always asks if that's the right spot when giving them a reach-around in Viva.

But hey, did you know that also The Man in Black is with us? And maybe, I'll take that belt of your hands. Give you a taste of the top of the mountain, you see.

Hehheh, Amigo...buddy ol' PAL!! You can have a title shot anytime you want. As I state many times, I'm not hard to find. But you see there's just one problem, you can challenge me all you want...BUT YOU WOULD NEVER EVER BEAT ME!!! Oh sure, your a tough sob, and a CRAZY SOB!!! BUT I'M THE CRAZIEST SOB IN THE WWCF!!!! Why just ask your own Hate Machine Memebers. Blackout doesn't want anything to do with me. He was my second opponent. Just ask Square. WHEN I MADE HIM TAP OUT TO MY MANDIBLE CLAW!!!!! Or just ask your little protege...Hangman. A guy who I has head so far up his own ass THAT IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA FUNNY!!! BECAUSE I KICKED HIS ASS TOO!!!!

But to be honest Amigo, I will give you the benefit of the doubt. You would probably be the toughest test in my young career. Your a big star in the WWCF, ONE OF THE BIGGEST EVER!!! So I realize that you would be no walk in the park and a match with you would be the bloodiest and most violent match OF ALL TIME!!! But you still wouldn't beat me. And I hope you don't doubt my skills Amigo, because everyone does. And when everyone doubts me....THEY GET KILLED!!!!! So if you want a match down the road, for my belt or not. COME AND GET ME!!!!

[Jackson "The Cool" Carter]

DR Jackson: Looks like there's more on my plate... DAMN RIGHT!

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

*Outside WWCF Headquarters*

BRB, dressed in his ring attire, looks up at the building, and then down to the note scrawled on a piece of scratch paper.

He walks inside, an uneasy look upon his face.

*Inside WWCF Headquarters*

A receptionist spots Boiler Room Brawler walk in. She's slightly startled, and slightly starstruck at the same time.

Receptionist: Boiler Room Brawler, what are you doing here?

BRB: I was told that if I were to take up any grievances on my part that I was supposed to take it up with HQ. This is HQ, right?

Receptionist: Yes...

The receptionist hits a speaker phone.

Receptionist: Mister Drakin, Boiler Room Brawler would like to speak with you.