Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win?

Nr1Humanoid Hank Scorpio Is the #3 humanoid at best. Posts: 5,605	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 17:28:09 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nr1Humanoid on Feb 9, 2011 17:28:09 GMT -5 Recently.

DASH 243✅ Cobra Gabba Gabba hey! Posts: 14,925	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 17:33:26 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 9, 2011 17:33:26 GMT -5 Norris

Yami Daimao Patti Mayonnaise Really, really wants to zigazig ah! Posts: 31,784	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 17:39:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 9, 2011 17:39:13 GMT -5 Segal is too fat to kick. So Norris. Even if Segal wasn't too fat to kick, it's still Norris. If Norris was the one who got too fat to kick, it'd still be Norris. Bottom line is, it will always be Norris.
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theryno665 Grimlock wants a title underneath the stars Kinda Homeless Posts: 13,571	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 17:55:12 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by theryno665 on Feb 9, 2011 17:55:12 GMT -5 Are we talking martial arts exhibition or hot dog eating contest?
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Throwback Grimlock Posts: 14,148	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 18:15:46 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Throwback on Feb 9, 2011 18:15:46 GMT -5 even though I hate the guy. Segal.

Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie Wade Wilson Posts: 25,222	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 18:28:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Feb 9, 2011 18:28:02 GMT -5 but of a stupid question really, as NO ONE WOULD SURVIVE such a conflict!!!
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Chronos Dennis Stamp Posts: 4,756	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 18:58:32 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chronos on Feb 9, 2011 18:58:32 GMT -5 Norris kicks Seagal and Seagal arrests him for assaulting an officer. Seagal wins.

riseofsetian1981 King Koopa "I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left." Posts: 10,323	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 19:00:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by riseofsetian1981 on Feb 9, 2011 19:00:31 GMT -5 Norris simply because Segal will would try to rub him to death and Norris would get annoyed.
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OblivionSorceress Team Rocket I put a spell on you and now your mine! Posts: 818	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 19:14:38 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by OblivionSorceress on Feb 9, 2011 19:14:38 GMT -5 Norris hands down!!
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Objection! Don Corleone Objecting just because I can. Posts: 1,341	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 21:43:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Objection! on Feb 9, 2011 21:43:03 GMT -5 This thread needs a poll. Segal.
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Efren Dennis Stamp ?Andale! ?Andale! Posts: 3,674	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 21:49:52 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Efren on Feb 9, 2011 21:49:52 GMT -5 Norris is in great shape, so ill go with him.

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"Twisted and Tormented" Ash Unicron Cody For WHC! Posts: 2,921	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 22:17:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Feb 9, 2011 22:17:02 GMT -5 Chuck Norris of course how dare you defy Norris.
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N E O G E O B O Y S Hank Scorpio Posts: 5,539	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 9, 2011 23:10:32 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Feb 9, 2011 23:10:32 GMT -5 I know who will not win, the rest of the world

Bald Bull Team Rocket Posts: 799	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 10, 2011 4:16:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bald Bull on Feb 10, 2011 4:16:08 GMT -5 I don't know who Steven Segal is. But I am sure Steven Seagal would kick his ass.

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Massive G Hank Scorpio yo hago esto Posts: 6,224	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 10, 2011 12:50:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Massive G on Feb 10, 2011 12:50:40 GMT -5 Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee in The Colosseum. Steven Seagal has never, ever done anything remotely that awesome.
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Wrath Draven Bubba Ho-Tep Posts: 545	Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. Who'd win? Feb 10, 2011 13:25:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wrath Draven on Feb 10, 2011 13:25:31 GMT -5 Chuck Norris!