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Post by ButterFly Suplex on Mar 27, 2012 19:16:39 GMT -5
My absolute favorite is from Raw back in 1996. Kevin Kelly and Jim Cornette ( I think) were doing commentary. It was Jerry Lawler vs Jake Roberts, this was during Jake's religious kick, and Jerry was using Jake's demons against him.
In this match, as Jake gets introduced he stumbles his way to the ring in a drunken manner, Jerry is laughing it up. The match begins and Jake snaps a quick ddt, faking his drunk entrance and out proclaims from Kevin Kelly, joyfully I may add "HE'S NOT DRUNK"!!Jake then pins Lawler and the match was over. Does anyone have an obscure or favorite announcer moment?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Mar 27, 2012 19:20:56 GMT -5
"The Billion Dollar Princess has become a Dairy Queen!"
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Mar 27, 2012 19:45:55 GMT -5
"Hulk Hogan, you can go to hell! Straight to Hell"!- Tony Schiavone
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Mar 27, 2012 19:47:11 GMT -5
"THIS IS A MARK OUT MOMENT AND I'M MARKING OUT BRO"
Say what you will, I mark out for that line.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 27, 2012 19:47:50 GMT -5
"Shut up!"
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Post by eldandyjamupguy on Mar 27, 2012 19:48:26 GMT -5
"Bah gawd that man had a family"- Jim Ross to Hardcore Holly
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Post by Soultastic on Mar 27, 2012 19:48:26 GMT -5
"Mankind has achieved his dream and the dream of everyone who has been told 'you can't do it' [...] He's been known as Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mankind; but tonight -and forever-, Mick Foley will simply be known as WWF champion!"
That was the one match Michael Cole called well, and it was beautiful.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Mar 27, 2012 20:14:36 GMT -5
Any line Heenan and Monsoon had while bickering with one another.
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Post by That Mickie Fan on Mar 27, 2012 20:16:14 GMT -5
This is the greatest night in the history of our sport- Tony Schiavone
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Post by Krazee on Mar 27, 2012 20:16:33 GMT -5
"THIS IS A MARK OUT MOMENT AND I'M MARKING OUT BRO" Say what you will, I mark out for that line. after that Striker was never heard from again... |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 27, 2012 20:20:38 GMT -5
"BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!"
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Post by A damn road sign on Mar 27, 2012 20:28:06 GMT -5
"Eddie Guerrero will no longer be called addict. Tonight, Eddie Guerrero will simply be known as WWE Champion. Good for you, Eddie!"
Gives me chills every time I hear it. Say what you will about the current incarnation, but Michael Cole proved he can be a damn fine announcer during that entire Eddie/Lesnar match at No Way Out 2004. The man was on the top of his game throughout.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2012 20:31:16 GMT -5
JR after HHH beat HBK down with a sledgehammer at SummerSlam: "Triple H is going to rot in Hell for what he did here tonight! That just makes me sick. How in God's name can that human being be from this planet? How can he... does he have no conscience, does he have no heart? DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL!? You son of a bitch, you realize what you've just done? How in God's name can he be smiling?"
HHH smiling and laughing while he staggers to the back after that might be my all-time favorite moment of his.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Mar 27, 2012 20:35:47 GMT -5
"My God! He's broken in half!"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 27, 2012 20:37:54 GMT -5
"...It's Christian."
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Post by Soultastic on Mar 27, 2012 20:39:53 GMT -5
"Eddie Guerrero will no longer be called addict. Tonight, Eddie Guerrero will simply be known as WWE Champion. Good for you, Eddie!"Gives me chills every time I hear it. Say what you will about the current incarnation, but Michael Cole proved he can be a damn fine announcer during that entire Eddie/Lesnar match at No Way Out 2004. The man was on the top of his game throughout. I would agree, but for some reason the "GOOD FOR YOU EDDIE" kinda killed the moment for me. Like hearing an awesome song end with a fart. |
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Post by Sam Punk on Mar 27, 2012 20:41:30 GMT -5
"Remember that old saying: what the hell, use the bell"
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Post by fw91 on Mar 27, 2012 20:48:59 GMT -5
After Mankind gets chokeslamed through the cell at KOFTR 98
Lawler: "That's it, he's dead"
gets me every time, the fact that he said it as if it wouldn't be a tradgedy was hilarious
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Mar 27, 2012 20:52:09 GMT -5
Michael Cole's "Oh my god" the second after Punk pinned Cena at MITB gave me chills.
JR - "Awww son ova bitch" when McMahon was revealed as the "higher power".
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Don West - "HE HIT IT! HE HIT IT! GOOOO, COUNT IT OUT! 1! 2! 3!" when Christian beat Jarrett for the World Title at AAO.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Mar 27, 2012 20:57:38 GMT -5
"Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold his soul to Satan himself to win the WWF title! Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch, I don't believe it!"
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