thecrusherwi
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Post by thecrusherwi on Mar 29, 2012 8:27:19 GMT -5
Jesse Ventura at WM VI. "I do believe Hulkamania will live for forever!" Such a moment considering how anti-Hogan Ventura always was.
There are tons of JR ones. I tend to always remember the ones where he's appalled by something.
When the New Age Outlaws push Cactus and Chainsaw in the dumpster of the the stage
"Wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE!! OH MY GOD! DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT!!!!! MY GOD THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE!!! THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE!!! ...........WHAT THE HELL IS SO GREAT ABOUT THAT!!!!??"
Or when Ric Flair turned on Shawn Michaels in 2003 and solified his stance with Triple H, JR is going off on a rant about how vile Flair is and King in an upbeat voice interrupts him:
*JR is ranting and Flair is putting the boots to Michaels*
King: ...But look at Naitch-aren't ya proud of Naitch?
JR: WHA...HELL NO I'M NOT PROUD'A NAITCH!!
King:...oh....
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 29, 2012 8:47:23 GMT -5
Anytime JBL just deadpanned "...I hate you."
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 29, 2012 8:50:29 GMT -5
"You spilled my diet soda! You spilled my diet soda and I want you to know I've called the authorities, I've called the cops!"
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Mar 29, 2012 9:00:40 GMT -5
"Thank you Piper! Thank you! It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!" *Literally five seconds later.* "YOU NO GOOD SKIRT WEARING FREAK!" This. Actually, everything that left Heenan's mouth during the 92 rumble match. "I'm dyin' here, I need a drink....Hey, STUPID! C'mere!" |
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Mar 29, 2012 9:31:23 GMT -5
"HULKAMANIA IS DEAD!!!! " A joyfull Heenan after Taker beat Hogan at Survivor Series 91
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Mar 29, 2012 9:32:28 GMT -5
WrestleMania 8, Hart vs. Piper. Hart is selling his shoulder.
Gorilla: he (Bret) may have dislocated his clavicle."
Heenan: "Either that or he's goldbricking."
*Hart rolls up Piper*
Heenan: "HE WAS GOLDBRICKING! WHAT A GREAT MOVE!"
Hell, just the entire WrestleMania 8 announcing was great.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2012 10:43:27 GMT -5
Booker: "SEE HE GOT HIM RIGHT THERE HE ABOUT TO GET ON AND DO THIS RIGHT HERE!"
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Marty McFry
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Post by Marty McFry on Mar 29, 2012 11:33:43 GMT -5
"THIS IS A MARK OUT MOMENT AND I'M MARKING OUT BRO" Say what you will, I mark out for that line. after that Striker was never heard from again... Quite right, too. |
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Mar 29, 2012 12:36:19 GMT -5
WrestleMania 8, Hart vs. Piper. Hart is selling his shoulder. Gorilla: he (Bret) may have dislocated his clavicle." Heenan: "Either that or he's goldbricking." *Hart rolls up Piper* Heenan: "HE WAS GOLDBRICKING! WHAT A GREAT MOVE!" Hell, just the entire WrestleMania 8 announcing was great. You forgot to mention that Gorilla refuted Heenan's statement saying that Bret would never lower himself to do something like that. THEN Bret did it and Heenan did an I told you so thing. Gorilla just pretended like he never did it. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2012 12:41:27 GMT -5
"What the HELL'S wrong with you, kid!? Grab the damn briefcase!"
-JBL, to Jeff Hardy MITB 2007
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 29, 2012 13:35:12 GMT -5
"For me, dry skin is a bugaboo."
-Johnny Curtis, NXT
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 29, 2012 13:59:15 GMT -5
"Too soon. Looks like he's dressed for court." Sigh.
Looking back, I now think that Punk's face turn was too soon. They could've had a Face Riley vs. Heel Punk feud. Between Punk breaking kayfabe all the time and Riley's numerous screw ups it could've worked.
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Mar 29, 2012 14:05:27 GMT -5
JR: And the time is upon us Paul.
Heyman: The time is now. It's the match that both men need to win and neither man can afford to lose.
Just before Austin and Rock's entrances at X-7. Goosebumps.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 29, 2012 14:11:57 GMT -5
JR: And the time is upon us Paul. Heyman: The time is now. It's the match that both men need to win and neither man can afford to lose. Just before Austin and Rock's entrances at X-7. Goosebumps. That match had great commentary. (Austin is shaking Vince's hand) JR: What the hell just happened? Someone for the love of god, tell me why? Heyman: Stone Cold Steve Austin has *sold his soul* for the WWF title. |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 29, 2012 14:31:22 GMT -5
"Too soon. Looks like he's dressed for court." Sigh. "Good thing a DUI is considered job security." |
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Post by DavidArquette on Mar 29, 2012 14:58:31 GMT -5
Anytime J.R. said "Of course, some idiot sat on his couch saying 'well he knows how to fall".
Wrestlemania X-SEVEN:
Heyman: Kane scares the hell outta me, and I am a fearless man!
J.R: Well let's not get carried away.
Wrestlemania XIV:
J.R: Tyson! Tyson! Tyson! Right hand! Down goes Michaels!
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Post by RI Richmark on Mar 29, 2012 16:38:00 GMT -5
Gorilla Monsoon was usually the straight man on commentary but he got in a good line at Survivor Series 89. Jesse Ventura was claiming the ref was in Hulk Hogan's pocket after disqualifying Zeus.
"Did Zeus not put his hands on the referee? You can not put your hands on the referee. I don't care if you have a big Z on the side of your head or not, that's not legal."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Mar 29, 2012 17:51:45 GMT -5
From Royal Rumble 1998
During a Mexican Mini's match that was refereed by Tammy "Sunny" Sytch
Jerry Lawler: I wonder why Sunny asked to officiate such a crazy match?
J.R: Well, she did always have a thing for short guys.
That was so smarky of Ross that it totally caught Lawler off guard and he went silent for a half a minuet, and would have been line of the night if it weren't for J.R's "Mark Henry handling the big (Ahmed) Johnson" line from Rumble match itself.
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Post by anonymousdonor on Mar 29, 2012 21:46:48 GMT -5
Was just watching the old clip on youtube of Austin returning to fight Eric Bischoff and JR had this gem:
"The toughest son of a bitch is at No Way Out, and by god, he came to whip another man's ass!"
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cherry coloured funk
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Post by cherry coloured funk on Mar 29, 2012 22:52:56 GMT -5
I don't remember the context, but once after something heelish happened, JR said "I feel like I just ate a bucket of raw crawfish!"
My friend and I still goof on that line, but cannot remember what it was from. Anyone remember!?
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