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Post by linecookguy on Mar 27, 2012 21:00:57 GMT -5
Paul Heyman: "I just figured out their lips aren't moving with the words"
Said when referring the Kaientai and there lip synching angle INDEED
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✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Mar 27, 2012 21:07:59 GMT -5
Speaking of "Uncle Paul"....
Paul E: "SAVOR THE MOMENT, JR! SAVOR IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
-shouted in the summer of 2001 before he left the announce table to give JR "some Damn answers"
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And then there's this ***hole...
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Post by Shazam on Mar 27, 2012 22:34:47 GMT -5
So damn many...
A)Vince McMahon reveals himself as the higher power. Jim Ross simply says "Ah, son of a bitch." in the most JR way imaginable. Youtube it. Trust me, you'll laugh and play it six times.
B)Jake Roberts ties up Randy Savage and unleashes a king cobra on him, to which Vince is screaming into the microphone several times "THAT SNAKE HAD BETTER BE DEVENOMIZED!" I've said that sentence so many times in so many unrelated situations, and nobody ever ever gets it.
C)And of course, the most classic of all time, when Mankind falls off the HIAC, JR's "As God as my witness, he's been broken in half!" Really, the best genuine sports call I've ever heard. Not just wrestling.
Honorable mention to the JR Skittles commercials... Fruity! Delicious! Fruity!
Damnit, I miss JR.
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Mar 27, 2012 23:06:04 GMT -5
Monsoon will always be my favorite. Anytime he yelled, " Will You Stop!" to Heenan or Ventura. Was usually fun. I always loved his call at Summerslam '91. "We have a new Intercontinental Champion! And he deserves it!"
My favorite J.R. call is still, "Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold!!!" People have used that call to demean J.R, but it still gives me chills.
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Post by Y2M on Mar 27, 2012 23:14:11 GMT -5
After Vince McMahon pinned Shawn Michaels, JR's "Bullshit!"
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Post by joebob27 on Mar 27, 2012 23:18:28 GMT -5
"Remember that old saying: what the hell, use the bell" Seconded |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Mar 27, 2012 23:33:12 GMT -5
"Remember that old saying: what the hell, use the bell" "Hit him! Give it to me, I'll hit him!" |
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Break it down for a 5 second pose!
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Post by WWHHHD on Mar 27, 2012 23:38:09 GMT -5
After Vince McMahon pinned Shawn Michaels, JR's "Bulls***!" GRRRRRR you took mine. So I'll add this. Royal Rumble 92 Bobby and Gorilla at the same time: JAKE.....THE SNAKE.....ROBERTS! |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 28, 2012 0:41:39 GMT -5
"My God! He's broken in half!" nah the greatest is when he takes the 2nd bump through the cage and JR is speechless and Lawler calmly says "Thats it, he's dead" |
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Post by Paul E. Funk on Mar 28, 2012 4:52:54 GMT -5
B)Jake Roberts ties up Randy Savage and unleashes a king cobra on him, to which Vince is screaming into the microphone several times "THAT SNAKE HAD BETTER BE DEVENOMIZED!" I've said that sentence so many times in so many unrelated situations, and nobody ever ever gets it. I thought I was the only one! |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 28, 2012 5:38:26 GMT -5
"Will somebody stop the damn match!"
A couple from Hogan vs Rock at Mania, where JR and Lawler couldn't contain their excitement at seeing this match,
King (as Hogan is wagging his finger at Rock): "What you gonna do Rock? What you gonna do?"
JR (after the legdrop): "He beat Andre the Giant with that move!"
Royal Rumble 2001, JR was in awesome form
(Kane enters) "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
"Now Kane's got a weapon!"
(Kane and Undertaker clear the ring and are all alone) "And now what? And now what?"
Survivor Series 2010
Striker: "Cena's free!"
Cole: "Cena's fired."
Call me crazy but at Hell in a Cell and Survivor Series I thought Cole did an excellent job selling the ramifications of the outcome of Cena's matches.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Mar 28, 2012 5:51:32 GMT -5
"We don't know much about Cutler, except that his name rhymes with Butler and if he wins here tonight we can say 'The Cutler did it'" I miss Adamle  |
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Mar 28, 2012 6:05:44 GMT -5
A couple more from JR:
(as John Cena uses the ring ropes to choke out Umaga at Royal Rumble '07) "Even a monster's gotta breathe!"
(after Shawn Michaels kicks out of The Undertaker's Tombstone Piledriver at WM25) "I just had an out of body experience!" *beat* "The Undertaker's eyes tell a greater story than we could ever."
I hope that with Booker T in the GM tag match, we get a 3 man booth of Cole, Lawler and JR on Sunday. Cole's toned down his heeling so it might be a good thing now.
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Post by kev64 on Mar 28, 2012 8:11:01 GMT -5
Vince: It's me austin it was me all along!
J.R.: Aww sonuvabitch.
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Post by khali on Mar 28, 2012 9:39:56 GMT -5
A couple more from JR: (as John Cena uses the ring ropes to choke out Umaga at Royal Rumble '07) "Even a monster's gotta breathe!" (after Shawn Michaels kicks out of The Undertaker's Tombstone Piledriver at WM25) "I just had an out of body experience!" *beat* "The Undertaker's eyes tell a greater story than we could ever." I hope that with Booker T in the GM tag match, we get a 3 man booth of Cole, Lawler and JR on Sunday. Cole's toned down his heeling so it might be a good thing now. The "out of body experience" one is probably my favorite JR moment. That line, combined with Taker's face sells that moment so well. For me, his commentary is one of the things that made the first match better than the second one. |
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Mar 28, 2012 9:55:02 GMT -5
"A mixed reaction here at Wrestlemania"
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Mar 28, 2012 9:55:45 GMT -5
I'M MARKIN' OUT, BRO! - Matt Striker
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON? - Bobby Heenan when Hulk Hogan comes out at Bash of the Beach 1996 before he is to turn heel and join Hall and Nash.
There's a lot of bi things I am, but lingual's not one of them. - Triple H
[Paraphrasing] This is the first time Bobby Lashley and Booker T have ever faced each other! - Jerry Lawler on Raw, following many matches between them on SmackDown.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Mar 28, 2012 10:32:43 GMT -5
A couple form Paul Heyman:
"Hi Ma. I came to DC and I got to see bush"
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Heyman "Why hasn't Hebner called for the bell?
JR: "The man hasn't tapped yet!
Heyman: "That never stopped him before!"
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"What kind of a name is Christian? His parents had nine months and that's all they could come up with? That would be like my parents naming me Jew"
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"What the hell is Tazz doing here?"
couple of seconds later: "You know in the old NWA, throwing your opponent over the top rope would be a disqualification. What the hell is Tazz doing here?"
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Mar 28, 2012 10:53:36 GMT -5
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON? - Bobby Heenan when Hulk Hogan comes out at Bash of the Beach 1996 before he is to turn heel and join Hall and Nash. My buddy and I still use Dusty's reply of, "Duh, What are you talking about!!!," all the time in every day life. Dusty accent and all. Nobody else gets it. |
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 28, 2012 11:28:24 GMT -5
"Mankind has achieved his dream and the dream of everyone who has been told 'you can't do it' [...] He's been known as Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mankind; but tonight -and forever-, Mick Foley will simply be known as WWF champion!" That was the one match Michael Cole called well, and it was beautiful. He nailed the Eddie title win as well. Honestly, face Cole was really good when he had the right people with him. Lawler is just awful now. Get him out of the booth and give us JBL |
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