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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on May 31, 2012 9:10:24 GMT -5
I call bulls*** on the "Albert was never over" claim. I distinctly remember the "shave your back" chants. When the crowd makes up a new chant for you, you're over. I don't think that's entirely true. Snitsky often got "Brush your teeth" chants during his final heel run and he wasn't over at all. I remember when Vince announced Snitsky as someone's opponent and the announcement was greeted by utter indifference.
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Post by Todd Pettengill on May 31, 2012 9:22:05 GMT -5
Tensai should begin a program with Brodus Clay. It could lead up to a big match -- Undefeated Superstar vs Undefeated Superstar.
Brodus Clay comes out at No Way Out and does his dancing routine with Cameron and Naomi - The Funkadactyls. Funky is certainly on a roll. Mama's everywhere are being called. Kids are jumping up and down.
THEN...
The Lights go out.
"TURN IT UP!" Kicks in over the loudspeakers. Michael Cole & King are confused. Some pyro hits & out dances the Hip Hop Hippo who grooves his way to the ring with Scotty Too Hotty in tow. The Hip Hop Hippo gets on the mic and tells the fans that he is to be "referred to as such from now on." The Hip Hop Hippo challenges Clay to a dance off.
Brodus, never one to turn down a dance off competition before a match obliges. Hip Hop Hippo & Scotty Too Hotty do their routine, featuring a big worm finish. Then it's the Funkasaurus' turn... Clay, the Funkadactyls, the kids, everyone is dancing in the ring and arena. Cole and Lawler can't help but giggle. Then Bang! Hip Hop Hippo spears the dancing Clay in the middle of his routine. The Ref calls for the bell and starts the match.
Hip Hop Hippo wins the match. Scotty Too Hotty jumps in the ring to celebrate with his old friend & give us another worm. Then, BANG! Hippo knocks out Scotty. He picks up the mic & says "I'm Albert! And I've always been!"
<Best Possible Payoff for 2 undefeated superstars with dancing gimmick backgrounds>
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Post by Dean-o on May 31, 2012 9:54:31 GMT -5
I call bulls*** on the "Albert was never over" claim. I distinctly remember the "shave your back" chants. When the crowd makes up a new chant for you, you're over. I don't think that's entirely true. Snitsky often got "Brush your teeth" chants during his final heel run and he wasn't over at all. I remember when Vince announced Snitsky as someone's opponent and the announcement was greeted by utter indifference. It was vs. Cena, and one of my favorite WWE moments of recent history. Vince gave one of his heel promos, and finished it off by telling Cena that tonight, he had to face, "...SSSSSSNITSKY!" Utter silence, lots of groins, and probably a lot of channel changes.
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Post by kidglov3s on May 31, 2012 10:06:39 GMT -5
I don't think that's entirely true. Snitsky often got "Brush your teeth" chants during his final heel run and he wasn't over at all. I remember when Vince announced Snitsky as someone's opponent and the announcement was greeted by utter indifference. It was vs. Cena, and one of my favorite WWE moments of recent history. Vince gave one of his heel promos, and finished it off by telling Cena that tonight, he had to face, "...SSSSSSNIT-SKY!" Utter silence, lots of groins, and probably a lot of channel changes. Maybe Snitsky is the answer. I know that France is no Japan but Snitsky has worked in France recently. Maybe bring back Snitsky as BOUNJOUR GENDARME. He's a former superstar who went to France and has taken to their culture. He throws crepes at his opponents.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 31, 2012 10:09:02 GMT -5
It was vs. Cena, and one of my favorite WWE moments of recent history. Vince gave one of his heel promos, and finished it off by telling Cena that tonight, he had to face, "...SSSSSSNIT-SKY!" Utter silence, lots of groins, and probably a lot of channel changes. Maybe Snitsky is the answer. I know that France is no Japan but Snitsky has worked in France recently. Maybe bring back Snitsky as BOUNJOUR GENDARME. He's a former superstar who went to France and has taken to their culture. He throws crepes at his opponents. Given his teeth, perhaps he should be British?
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Post by Munkie91087 on May 31, 2012 10:12:20 GMT -5
I don't think that's entirely true. Snitsky often got "Brush your teeth" chants during his final heel run and he wasn't over at all. I remember when Vince announced Snitsky as someone's opponent and the announcement was greeted by utter indifference. It was vs. Cena, and one of my favorite WWE moments of recent history. Vince gave one of his heel promos, and finished it off by telling Cena that tonight, he had to face, "...SSSSSSNIT-SKY!" Utter silence, lots of groins, and probably a lot of channel changes. My favorite part of that Raw was JR trying his damnest to sell the match and hype Snitsky up. "How is John Cena going to beat the undefeated Snitsky?!?!?" He just kept repeating how Snitsky was undefeated. I don't think anyone bought what they were selling. Even with JR trying really hard to make the match seem important.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 10:12:59 GMT -5
Maybe Snitsky is the answer. I know that France is no Japan but Snitsky has worked in France recently. Maybe bring back Snitsky as BOUNJOUR GENDARME. He's a former superstar who went to France and has taken to their culture. He throws crepes at his opponents. Given his teeth, perhaps he should be British? Add him driving to the ring in a black cab and you have a deal.
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Post by kidglov3s on May 31, 2012 10:17:24 GMT -5
Given his teeth, perhaps he should be British? Add him driving to the ring in a black cab and you have a deal. Constable Wellington!
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Post by Rican on May 31, 2012 10:34:35 GMT -5
Seriously, Funkasaurus + Hip-Hop Hippo= new boom period.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on May 31, 2012 14:37:05 GMT -5
I know it's taken me nearly two months to remember, but didn't Tensai learn how to cut a really good interview in Japan? I've seen some of his stuff, deep-voiced and intimidating.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 31, 2012 14:38:37 GMT -5
I call bulls*** on the "Albert was never over" claim. I distinctly remember the "shave your back" chants. When the crowd makes up a new chant for you, you're over. He was also way over as the Hip-Hop Hippo.
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 31, 2012 14:50:52 GMT -5
Took them long enough.
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Post by sunnytaker on May 31, 2012 15:40:14 GMT -5
It was vs. Cena, and one of my favorite WWE moments of recent history. Vince gave one of his heel promos, and finished it off by telling Cena that tonight, he had to face, "...SSSSSSNIT-SKY!" Utter silence, lots of groins, and probably a lot of channel changes. Maybe Snitsky is the answer. I know that France is no Japan but Snitsky has worked in France recently. Maybe bring back Snitsky as BOUNJOUR GENDARME. He's a former superstar who went to France and has taken to their culture. He throws crepes at his opponents. and he'll be known for the fastest tap out in wrestling history whenever any type of submission move is placed on him? arm wringer- tap out losing test of strength- tap out headlock- tap out wristlock- tap out bow and arrow- tap out actual submission finisher- taps out as soon as the move is mentioned
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 31, 2012 16:00:08 GMT -5
I call bulls*** on the "Albert was never over" claim. I distinctly remember the "shave your back" chants. When the crowd makes up a new chant for you, you're over. I don't think that's entirely true. Snitsky often got "Brush your teeth" chants during his final heel run and he wasn't over at all. I remember when Vince announced Snitsky as someone's opponent and the announcement was greeted by utter indifference. Exactly, let's not forget the "knock, knock who's there? Braden Walker" chants.
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Post by MasonK565 on May 31, 2012 16:11:11 GMT -5
Brodus Clay and Hip Hop Hippo could be the next great tag team to revitalize the tag team division. Anything to get Brodus away from Hornswoggle.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on May 31, 2012 16:18:18 GMT -5
It was vs. Cena, and one of my favorite WWE moments of recent history. Vince gave one of his heel promos, and finished it off by telling Cena that tonight, he had to face, "...SSSSSSNITSKY!" Utter silence, lots of groins, and probably a lot of channel changes. Waaaaait a second... Utter silence, lots of groins, and probably a lot of channel changes. (type type type) Enhance. Bret Hart just reflexively winced, and he doesn't even know why.
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Post by Geolink on May 31, 2012 16:19:53 GMT -5
And so the curse of the continuous hype videos before the official debut continues... Seriously. Damien Sandow, Alberto Del Rio, and Kofi Kingston are the only ones I can think of to not get screwed up almost immediately. Del Rio with his poor title reigns, pushed way too fast, crowd doesn't care about him as an intimidating heel, and you had Punk make fun of his mic skills. Kofi... well Orton screwed him good and now he's stuck in the tag team division-mid carder hell.
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Post by mrjl on May 31, 2012 16:33:31 GMT -5
Seriously. Damien Sandow, Alberto Del Rio, and Kofi Kingston are the only ones I can think of to not get screwed up almost immediately. Del Rio with his poor title reigns, pushed way too fast, crowd doesn't care about him as an intimidating heel, and you had Punk make fun of his mic skills. Kofi... well Orton screwed him good and now he's stuck in the tag team division-mid carder hell. and none of that happened almost immediately.
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Post by gnr123 on May 31, 2012 16:36:32 GMT -5
First of all, this is from Wrestlezone, so I'll take it with a grain of salt.
But, the thing is with Tensai, is that they never gave him a manager. They also had him tell his promo's in Japanese for some reason. He's not going to get over by just beating up people. Both Khali and Umaga had a manager to put them over, so why not give Tensai a manager, atleast make his "follower" be his manager. They should have Johnny Ace use Tensai as a way to beat up Cena.
Just like Tensai need a manager to help them get over.
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Post by Krimzon on May 31, 2012 17:01:18 GMT -5
Just checked out Superstars. They really have soured on Tensai. He entered BEFORE Alex Riley! That shit is unbelievable.
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