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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jun 26, 2012 11:32:55 GMT -5
"Can you believe that it's the 1000th show of RAW, and I'm not booked! I'm not booked! I guess I'll just stay here and jump on sin cara's trampoline holding these weights until I'm booked!"
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jun 26, 2012 11:40:54 GMT -5
I wasn't ready for these so-called legends but i've had a week of preparation and I am ready. I can take on anybody. I'm a lethal weapon baby!!!!!!!!!!! A lethal weapon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Heenan Family
Unicron
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Post by The Heenan Family on Jun 26, 2012 11:44:52 GMT -5
"I'm the ONE MAN BAND and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE HEATH SLATER SAID SO!"
"I'm the ONE MAN BAND and YOU'D BEST STAND BACK, THERE'S A HEATH SLATER COMIN' THROUGH!"
"I'm the ONE MAN BAND and I AIN'T NO JIVE SOUL BRO!"
"I'm the ONE MAN BAND and... *turns away from the camera* ...AND THE POWER THAT RAGES INSIDE ME HAS BEEN GRANTED BY MY MANIACS AND GOD WHEN THE MOON RISES AND THE SEAS BOIL AND MY ENEMIES WILL FALL INTO THE EARTH AND SMOKE BENEATH THE FIRES OF HELL"
"I'm the ONE MAN BAND and.....meh, just get Bruno Sammartino out here."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 11:48:21 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, the One Man Southern Rock Band! And you know what they say, Don't you go messin' with a Country Boy!"
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Jun 26, 2012 11:50:54 GMT -5
"Here I am on RAW, the ONE MAN SOUTHERN ROCK BAND! Can they even afford to have me wrestle here tonight? *fiddles with shirt*" "So which legend am I going to have to face tonight? I don't know! I said... A good one to save for the final pay-off: "That's it! I'm done getting beat by these old broken-down has-beens week in and week out! I'm ready this time, baby! The next geezer that walks through those curtains is a DEAD MAN!" *bong* But what we'll probably get instead: "I've had it with getting beat down by these old-timers every week! I'm through playing games!" *cue Motorhead*
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Post by sunnytaker on Jun 26, 2012 11:54:41 GMT -5
"i'm the one man rock band! whaddya mean you didn;t know?"
"Don't you know who i am? I'm Heath Slater and i'm a REAL man!"
i'm going with Taker still for RAW 1000 "there's not a legend alive that i can;t beat!" though Ultimate Warrior would probably cheer my inner mark to no end- oh and have Slater last 31 seconds to beat HHH's infamous wrestlemania mark by 1 second.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 12:17:17 GMT -5
"List nut punk! That riddle asked potty ignored canned possum be gived rippa ass whippin I'm gonna gimp you EAT A REEF! If you wanna stamp up to PUNCHY BACON OFF cuz eiffel got don't take my medications, Morty AND AMEN THE REEEAAAL BAD MOON!"
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Jun 26, 2012 13:01:49 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater. Hello ladies. I said, HELLO LADIES!"
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jun 26, 2012 13:13:03 GMT -5
I want to hear him go in to a full out Warrior rant.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 26, 2012 13:20:19 GMT -5
This is my time now! I'm sick of these so called legends taking over my show! I am here to reclaim what's mine! What's mine is mine!
Then over the speakers: REPO MAN!
or...
I'm the one man band! Each week these legends keep coming out here and stinking up the show. But don't blame me. It's NOY MY FAULT! I said, 'IT'S NOT MY FAULT!'
Cue Snitsky's music, which could either be the 'It wasn't my fault!' theme or the 'Snitsky' theme.
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Post by flatsdomino on Jun 26, 2012 13:24:47 GMT -5
LISTEN UP! I'M HEATH SLATER, AND I'M GONNA STAND IN THIS RING UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME HEAD!
*cue Al Snow*
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 26, 2012 13:51:05 GMT -5
ALL THESE LEGENDS CAN KEEP BEATING ME, BUT HEATH SLATER WILL NOT DIE!
*OH YEAHHHHHHHH.....I CAN SLAP A TORNADO!!!*
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jun 26, 2012 13:53:23 GMT -5
KNOW WHY I CAN ALWAYS STAND HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RING? IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW I'M WALKING INSIDE THIS RING OF DANGER. BECAUSE I, THE ONE MAN ROCK BAND, HAVE THE COURAGE TO DO SO. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THE COURAGE TO--
*I WALK FOR MILES IN THIS PIT OF DANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER*
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Post by woowoowoox on Jun 26, 2012 13:58:30 GMT -5
LISTEN UP! I'M HEATH SLATER, AND I'M GONNA STAND IN THIS RING UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME HEAD! *cue Al Snow* Oh my god. I can't breathe.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jun 26, 2012 14:05:00 GMT -5
BLALBAODAISHDASUDHASUHFNASSADISAJDAISDJISAJDAISDJSIADAS THE POWER OF THE ONE MAN ROCK ADSJDIASJDISAJDOSADJSA SADASDAS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *SHAKES HEAD* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND *SHAKES HEAD AGAIN*
*Ultimate Warrior comes out*
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Jun 26, 2012 14:17:42 GMT -5
I don't care who comes through that curtain. I'll beat them. WHO'S NEXT??? And then Gillberg comes out!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 14:17:52 GMT -5
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Heath Slater, and I'm gonna knock your brains out!
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Post by Red Impact on Jun 26, 2012 14:19:39 GMT -5
"I'm the ONE MAN BAND and... *turns away from the camera* ...AND THE POWER THAT RAGES INSIDE ME HAS BEEN GRANTED BY MY MANIACS AND GOD WHEN THE MOON RISES AND THE SEAS BOIL AND MY ENEMIES WILL FALL INTO THE EARTH AND SMOKE BENEATH THE FIRES OF HELL" If he pulled that off straight faced, then he should be pushed to the moon.
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 26, 2012 15:20:35 GMT -5
I'm the one man, wild eyed, southern rock band!
*Cue Tracy Smothers and Steve Armstrong
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Post by cruiserfan on Jun 26, 2012 15:42:03 GMT -5
"I'm the one man band! I'm a real life rock star baby! That's why I got these long locks of hair, even if some people do make fun of me for it. But to those people, I say, don't treat me like a woman... don't treat me like a man! Don't treat me like you know me...."
*cue Chyna music*
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