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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 15:54:47 GMT -5
"Everybody knows that a one man band can't be stopped. Not even a one-legged one man band could stop me!"
*out comes Zach Gowen's fake leg floating through the air. It proceeds to kick Slater's ass*
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jun 26, 2012 16:00:13 GMT -5
"I'm the one man rock band, baby! WOO!!! I'm a modern-day Rocker!"
*Rockers music hits*
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jun 26, 2012 16:05:39 GMT -5
I've been made a fool by some of these old guys the last few weeks, but those guys were nuts. No other legends have the guts to get in the ring with a ONE MAN ROCK BAND!! But I'm more than that. I'm a Wild Man!! I'm Marvelous!!! I'M A BAAAAAAD MAAAAN!!!
*Cue Music*
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jun 26, 2012 16:09:00 GMT -5
"Not only am I a ONE MAN ROCK BAND, but I'm also the coolest man in history to ever have the last name Slater!"
*Saved by the Bell theme plays, and Mario Lopez beats the hell out of Heath*
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 26, 2012 16:10:30 GMT -5
This week, I *am* going to win. Because Im buff, Im the stuff and the girls just cant get enough
*cue Bagwell's music*
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Post by KobashiChop on Jun 26, 2012 16:28:00 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater, and I am FOR REAL. PROVE ME WRONG!
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Post by Germansuplex on Jun 26, 2012 16:30:56 GMT -5
"Im Heath Slater, and I just don't see the appeal of bringing veterans into this ring. No, don't see it at all."
I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU'LL SEE!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 26, 2012 16:33:22 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater, and I am FOR REAL. PROVE ME WRONG! So Slater wins by forfeit? "Not only am I a ONE MAN ROCK BAND, but I'm also the coolest man in history to ever have the last name Slater!" *Saved by the Bell theme plays, and Mario Lopez beats the hell out of Heath*  Replace Saved by the Bell theme with All My Children theme and Mario Lopez with Thorsten Kaye and you may have all of my money. |
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jun 26, 2012 16:38:56 GMT -5
"I'm flying away on a wing and a prayer! Who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just MEEEEE!!!!"  |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 26, 2012 16:41:33 GMT -5
I'm Heath Slater, the One Man Band. And I am sick and tired of all the prejudices that you people show towards me. I DEMAND the respect that every other American citizen gets...
*ALAYLEALAYLEALAYLEAL
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Post by anonymousdonor on Jun 26, 2012 17:04:28 GMT -5
I know all of you out there think it's hilarious that I keep getting beat up by old washed up has beens, but I think it's just about time that y'all RECOGNIZE. I'm the one man baaand, baby! You're looking at the REAL DEAL now....
*record scratch*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 17:09:39 GMT -5
"I'm the one man rock band and I am going to win this match!"
*pause, people wonder who is coming out*
*Slater is run over by a truck*
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jun 26, 2012 17:10:51 GMT -5
"I'm am sick and tired of being told what to do, where to go, and who to be! I said it before, and I say it again: I'm the one man baaaaaand baby! And you know what? NOBODY'S gonna stand in MY way, yeah, cuz I'm doing this MY WAY!"
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 26, 2012 17:10:57 GMT -5
Im the one man southern rock band! Just look at me!
*Cue Conway's music. Also cue crickets to prepare for the conway pop*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 17:16:29 GMT -5
If I could have your attention please.
Slater jobs to a laptop.
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jun 26, 2012 17:18:12 GMT -5
I love this thread
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Post by anonymousdonor on Jun 26, 2012 17:18:22 GMT -5
I can't really think of what he would say to make it come about, but I would really love to see him job to Kharma.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 17:20:04 GMT -5
{Spoiler}"The One Man Band ain't here to give you all what you want! The WWE asked for me to headline this high-profile match! You can boo me all ya want, but the fact of the matter is, you all bought your tickets--with what little money ya still have--and drove and flew all the way up here just to see a future legend like Heath Slater in action.
"See, if you were more like me, you wouldn't need to scrounge what little you have just to make a living. I got ALLLLLLL the money I'll ever need, and tonight, I'm gonna make me some more--"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Money, money, money, money, money...
"Aw, come on, what is this? Cut that music! CUT THAT MUSIC! Now look, Mr. DiBiase. Ted? Don't take it personal but I can whip you in a few minutes. You oughtta make this a handicap match, because I'm just gonna beat you penniless--"
HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEYYY (here we go, money talks)
HERE COMES THE MONEY |
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jun 26, 2012 17:22:27 GMT -5
"And you will never forget the name of *ssssssssss* Heath ... Slater!"
*cue Goldust's music*
"The One Man Southern Rock Band ALWAYS gets his man!"
*Mountie's music hits*
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Post by Spider2024 on Jun 26, 2012 17:25:59 GMT -5
Me too. ;D I can't really think of what he would say to make it come about, but I would really love to see him job to Kharma. I was thinking about that. Maybe he would just break out into hysterical laughter. |
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