Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Jun 26, 2012 17:29:53 GMT -5
"I'm the one man band! I'm a real life rock star baby! That's why I got these long locks of hair, even if some people do make fun of me for it. But to those people, I say, don't treat me like a woman... don't treat me like a man! Don't treat me like you know me...." *cue Chyna music* I'd actually mark out so hard. Not because I really want a Chyna return, but just because that would be an epic thing for him to say
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Post by the Black Snow on Jun 26, 2012 17:31:55 GMT -5
"..cause I'm the new-new-new star on the scene, and I'm just TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEET"
Cue everyone that's been in the nWo ever
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Post by cruiserfan on Jun 26, 2012 17:40:26 GMT -5
Not only am I the one man rock band, but I am.... a maaan, such a maaaaan....
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 32,371
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Post by Perd on Jun 26, 2012 17:42:18 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater and ain't I great."
*cue Jeff Jarrett's music and hell freezing over*
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Jun 26, 2012 17:45:40 GMT -5
"I'M HEATH SLATER AND I AM THE ONE MAN ROCK BAND!!! WOOOOO!!"
cue 2001 theme
"I'M HEATH SLATER AND NOT ONLY AM I A ONE MAN ROCK BAND, I AM A REAL AMERICANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
CUE: DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
"I'M HEATH SLATER AND I AM THE ONE MAN ROCK BAN!! I AM THE GREATEST AND MOST BELOVED SOUTHERN ROCKER WRESTLER EVER!!!!"
CUE: i got long sideburns and my hair's slicked back! I'm gonna do your town in a pink cadillac I'm a honkytonk man
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Post by pepsitwist on Jun 26, 2012 17:46:06 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, I'm the one man rock band. But, if I can be serious for a minute......"
*Cue Lance Storm*
Heaths taps to the single leg boston crab.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jun 26, 2012 17:48:56 GMT -5
BLALBAODAISHDASUDHASUHFNASSADISAJDAISDJISAJDAISDJSIADAS THE POWER OF THE ONE MAN ROCK ADSJDIASJDISAJDOSADJSA SADASDAS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *SHAKES HEAD* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND *SHAKES HEAD AGAIN* *delerious comes out* Fixed ;D
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Post by Some Guy on Jun 26, 2012 17:49:23 GMT -5
"I'M HEATH SLATER AND I AM THE ONE MAN ROCK BAN!! I AM THE GREATEST AND MOST BELOVED SOUTHERN ROCKER WRESTLER EVER!!!!" CUE: i got long sideburns and my hair's slicked back! I'm gonna do your town in a pink cadillac I'm a honkytonk man I never liked Sid and was able to get over that enough to mark out for his one night return, but I would HATE Slater being used as a jobber for Honky Tonk Man.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 17:49:29 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, the One Man Southern Rock band. So roll a fatty for the Heath Daddy, and climb aboard the Heeeeeeeeeeeeath Train."
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 26, 2012 17:50:33 GMT -5
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE HEATH SLATER! GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE ONE MAN ROCK BAND! GOBBLEDY GOBBLEDY SUPERSTAR!
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Jun 26, 2012 17:52:41 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, I'm the one man rock band. But, if I can be serious for a minute......" *Cue Lance Storm* Heaths taps to the single leg boston crab. I would mark out!
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 17:52:47 GMT -5
Now I'm sick and tired of gettin' blindsided by all these old-timers! I'm not some wHippin boy!! IM A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAND!!! Now I'm sure there's some old codger back there this week lookin to relived his day gone by, but it doesn't matter I'M IN THE ZONE!!! And I'm gonna SNAP! You here me!? I'M IN THE ZONE AND READY TO SNAP!!! *Cue Shamrock's Music* man, I would mark so hard if Ken came out to squash Slater, and I wasn't even really into Shamrock much when I was a kid "And YOU, Heath, with your sexy chest!"
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Post by pepsitwist on Jun 26, 2012 17:53:15 GMT -5
"I'm Heath Slater, I'm the one man rock band. And what does a rock band have? Groupies! I have plenty of freaks out there that can't get enough of Slatzilla. So holla if you hear me!"
*Cue sirens*
Scott Steiner shows him no sympy with an array of suplexes followed by a 5 minute promo.
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Post by KobashiChop on Jun 26, 2012 18:00:51 GMT -5
"I'M HEATH SLATER AND I AM THE ONE MAN ROCK BAN!! I AM THE GREATEST AND MOST BELOVED SOUTHERN ROCKER WRESTLER EVER!!!!" CUE: i got long sideburns and my hair's slicked back! I'm gonna do your town in a pink cadillac I'm a honkytonk man I never liked Sid and was able to get over that enough to mark out for his one night return, but I would HATE Slater being used as a jobber for Honky Tonk Man. Id however mark out majorly for Slater actually beating the Honky Tonk Man
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Post by ASK HIM on Jun 26, 2012 18:01:31 GMT -5
'I'm the One Man Baaaaaand baybay, the top superstar on Raw today! And you all better get used to it, cos there ain't no stoppin' me now...'
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elryc
Samurai Cop
Team ANYONE But Johnny
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Post by elryc on Jun 26, 2012 18:05:51 GMT -5
"Enh, at least I'm not jobbing to a midget week in and week out like poor Chavo..."
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 26, 2012 18:06:34 GMT -5
"Enh, at least I'm not jobbing to a midget week in and week out like poor Chavo..." And is this the cue for Hornswoggle's music or Chavo's music?
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
Posts: 5,822
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jun 26, 2012 18:09:40 GMT -5
Im the One man Baaaaaaaaaaaaand Baybay!! Quote Slater......Nevermore
*Raven's music hit's*
*hell freezes over*
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Raul
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 4,183
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Post by Raul on Jun 26, 2012 18:14:55 GMT -5
I am 4real
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 26, 2012 18:19:55 GMT -5
"I'm the One Man Band, and you people will stop your BUFFOONERY and show me some respect! You will treat me as if I am the President of the United States! And you will play by Slater's rules!"
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