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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jan 21, 2013 12:37:14 GMT -5
Picking up a pair of jeans.
Last Friday morning, I was getting ready for work. I was looking for a pair of jeans in my dresser and, when I bent down, I felt and heard a pop in my back. I shot straight up and had a nice burning sensation in my legs.
It took me all day just to be able to sit up (with extreme pain) let alone hobble down 3 flights of stares to the chiropractor...but I made it. Turns out the pop was a joint going out of place and subsequently tearing ligaments in my back. Long story short, this is going to hurt for a while.
So FAN...amuse us with your pain and suffering!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 12:49:49 GMT -5
It involved chiles and the genitals.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 21, 2013 12:57:13 GMT -5
It involved chiles and the genitals. ? Anyway, When I was about 8 years old, I opened a door too fast whilst barefooted and ripped the nail off. Didn't even realise until I got downstairs to tell my mum I'd really hurt it, looked down and it was bleeding. Hurt like a mofo, and I'd left a trail of blood down the stairs! Took a while to grow back too.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 13:11:18 GMT -5
It involved chiles and the genitals. ? Cooking with chiles, thought I washed my hands well enough. Didn't wash them well enough. Don't do that.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 21, 2013 13:14:04 GMT -5
I got 12 stitches above the right eye playing hockey... because somebody threw a football to me when I was warming up and I didn't see it until it had already bounced off my face.
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Post by stealthamo on Jan 21, 2013 13:17:07 GMT -5
Was carrying a heavy box through a doorway, which had a divider in the middle. I was rushing through the doorway, and my hand nailed the corner of the push handle of the door. I still have a couple of marks on my hand from it (happened around 4 months ago).
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 21, 2013 13:34:28 GMT -5
Bent down to look under my bed for my shoes and caught the top of my head right on the corner of the nightstand. Hurt like a mofo. Still have a scab on my head from that.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 13:35:09 GMT -5
I'd just got a new aquarium for my pet turtles, planning to set everything up a few days later. Not even 2 hours after I picked it up and brought it home, I forgot I'd left it lying on the floor near my computer. Someone called on me from another room so I got up, turned and walked... for some reason hearing the smashing of glass and feeling something holding me back from walking any further didn't make it click. My brother walks into the room, looks down and screams "oh f***!" At this point I look down and realise that yes, I'd walked right through a pane of glass, and my shin was stuck. I pulled my leg back and blood literally squirted out, while a tiny chunk of flesh was stuck to the glass.
Got my leg wrapped up in bandages and off to the hospital I went, where they informed me that there were two rather nasty gashes on my shin. Had to get an x-ray to make sure there wasn't any glass in the wound, thankfully no. As they began cleaning the wound in preparation for stitches, chunks of fat and coagulated blood started pouring out... that was when I realised my shinbone was visible. And even after all of this, I couldn't feel a thing. The only time I was in any pain was when they gave me the numbing injection to prepare for stitches. They had to sew the muscles back together before getting to the skin. I couldn't walk for a couple of days after that due to the swelling and stiffness.
As if that wasn't bad enough I had to get the aquarium fixed too!
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Post by Johawn on Jan 21, 2013 14:08:20 GMT -5
At the Monument in Newcastle I walked over to give a busker some change, walked back, tripped over the steps and tore my finger open on the zipper of my jeans. Bled like a bastard for aaages.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jan 21, 2013 14:12:05 GMT -5
I once cut my knee opening a box with a cutter at work, I played it off cool and just took my lunch break , ran home- covered the wound and changed my pants. Not sure to this day how it happened
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 21, 2013 14:13:00 GMT -5
when i was five i ran into a lamp post at FULL SPEED, had to go to hospital but found i had a hard head and no brain damagagagagagage also fell off a school gate i was sitting on, had to get bandaged up for that! hurt my back going down a slide on my front and my all time number one favorite ..... the flipping a remote and missing the catch, only for my groin to take the brunt
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Post by Toxik916 on Jan 21, 2013 14:13:05 GMT -5
I once applied some "After shaving lotion" to my freshly shaved balls and it was the worst pain I have ever felt. The damn bottle said it would help soothe the skin not not make my sack feel like I just dragged it across the sun!
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jan 21, 2013 14:14:19 GMT -5
One time I slipped on some water next to the tub and I reached out towards the bathroom mirror to regain my balance, but my palm smacked the mirror hard enough to crack it and cut my hand. It wasn't that deep a penetration, but it hurt like hell.
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Post by sebulba on Jan 21, 2013 14:41:17 GMT -5
Pulled a groin muscle in a snowball fight with my 7 year old son and his friends. They laughed their asses off as I went down from a snowball as if I'd been shot. The walk to hospital was agony, not to mention slow......
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 14:41:26 GMT -5
I lifted my arm when waking up.
I felt a tingling in my wrist when I was asleep. I wasn't sleeping on it or anything, it was just tingling. I woke up and lifted my arm to make it stop, and I wind up spraining my wrist somehow.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 21, 2013 14:50:03 GMT -5
I got bit by a f***ing rabbit! They're meant to be cute and fluffy not violent.
I've also strained my chest muscles by coughing.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 15:05:36 GMT -5
Pulled hamstring putting on a pair of pants.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jan 21, 2013 15:06:56 GMT -5
Pulled hamstring putting on a pair of pants. Pants are dangerous
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 21, 2013 15:44:59 GMT -5
I got bit by a f***ing rabbit! They're meant to be cute and fluffy not violent. I raise rabbits and have the scars to prove it. Little fuzzy wuzzy bunnies can take GAPING CHUNKS OF FLESH from your hands. There is no such thing as a "small rabbit bite", if they bite they always cut 100% of the way through a fleshy target. I'd rather get bit by a dog. Seriously.
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Post by thetower52 on Jan 21, 2013 15:51:04 GMT -5
i was squeezing a glass cup and it broke and stabbed me in the wrist i also jumped up celebrating something and nearly broke my neck on a door frame i stepped on a peace of glass in my carpet and stabbed my self in my foot
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