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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 14, 2013 17:20:32 GMT -5
All right you little punks: pick up your freakin ears becuase I'm only gonna say this once. From now on things are gonna be very, very different around here....with your new principal Ned Flanders!
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 15, 2013 5:52:07 GMT -5
Principal Skinner: Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium.
[to himself]
Principal Skinner: Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 15, 2013 6:24:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2013 10:40:14 GMT -5
Abe: Because of him, I lost my room, my things and my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines.
Old man: You bastard!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 15, 2013 13:31:18 GMT -5
"He tried to kill our puppies."
"He sexually harassed me."
"He stole my fiance."
"He made fun of my weight."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2013 7:23:50 GMT -5
"I get to clothe the leper!"
"Lucky!"
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Spiderf 4
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Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Apr 16, 2013 10:44:05 GMT -5
Convert the heathens!
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The Sam
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The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 16, 2013 10:50:52 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 16, 2013 11:59:02 GMT -5
"Let's go! If I'm not back at the home by 9, they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance."
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Razor Gives It A 4/10
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Look At Me and My CRAZY Custom Title!
I'm back...and I'm pretty much the same as before.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Apr 16, 2013 15:24:09 GMT -5
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Apr 17, 2013 5:57:54 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 17, 2013 10:52:25 GMT -5
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Post by Tom Turkey on Apr 17, 2013 11:06:53 GMT -5
/As the Springfield Elementary teachers officially declare their strike, we cut to a little girl hanging from the gymnastic rings in the school's gym/
"Helloooooooo....? Mrs. Pommelhorse? I'd like to get down now."
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Post by The Sam on Apr 17, 2013 23:56:17 GMT -5
Last Summer, all of America were trying to figure out who shot Mr Burns. And then they found it was the baby...*cough*
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 18, 2013 4:59:11 GMT -5
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're... selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
[Slams the door]
Apu: He's got me there.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2013 5:17:29 GMT -5
PINCHY!!
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 18, 2013 5:54:48 GMT -5
Homer: [Homer seems oblivious to the fact that he's in a lesbian bar] Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place.
[looks around]
Homer: I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
[leaves]
woman: What was her problem?
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 18, 2013 12:58:20 GMT -5
"Uh-oh. I don't understand a word he's saying. Why doesn't he just let me bat? I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmmm. Potato chips."
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 18, 2013 13:46:47 GMT -5
Homer: Ooh, this looks like a nice friendly place.
Carla: Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing.
Sam: OK, Carla, I'll make you a bet: if this affects my major league comeback, I'll sell my bar.
Norm: Woody...gimme a beer.
Woody: I think you've had enough, Mr. Peterson. My chiropractor says I can't carry you home any more.
Norm: Just gimme another beer, you brain-dead hick! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
Cliff: Whoa, settle down, Normy. Gotta save those pipes for Karaoke.
Homer: Whoa!
Norm: I love you guys...
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 18, 2013 18:13:19 GMT -5
"Who wants to fly to the Windy City?"
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