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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 19, 2013 10:55:13 GMT -5
 "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito." |
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Post by Tom Turkey on Apr 19, 2013 16:35:18 GMT -5
/The patrons of Moe's beat the crap out of Guy Incognito and throw him out of the bar, right as Homer passes by.../
Homer: (noticing his unconscious, bearded doppelganger) Oh my God! This man is my exact double...
/His attention is diverted to a dog nearby/
Homer: Oh my God! That dog has a puffy tail!
/An amused Homer chases down the dog/
Homer: (giggles) Here, Puff! Here, Puff!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 20, 2013 17:06:43 GMT -5
"Ahhh, Del Monte. Enjoy them, old man. They will be your last."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2013 17:11:35 GMT -5
Stupid Lisa!
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 20, 2013 17:39:05 GMT -5
Bart Simpson: I couldn't find much on our rivalry, but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.
Agent 1#: [driving toward school sees Millhouse playing on monkey bars] There he is on the monkey bars. Try to take him out alive.
[the other FBI guy jams the gas pedal down and heads right towards the monkey bars. Many other children stat to flee while screaming]
Milhouse Van Houten: Oh no! Not again.
[jumps off just in time as the car smashes into them, causing them to break into a dozen parts]
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 21, 2013 2:52:30 GMT -5
Announcer: Now, let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in "The Andy Griffith Show"
Barney: Where's Otis? He's not in his cell.
Charles Bronson: I shot him.
Barney: Well that's... what?
Charles Bronson: And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop.
[cocks gun]
Charles Bronson: To fix Emmett.
["Andy Griffith Show" theme plays]
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Post by The Sam on Apr 21, 2013 2:53:19 GMT -5
Hey Ma, how about some cookies?
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Post by Beav on Apr 21, 2013 3:02:11 GMT -5
Hey Ma, how about some cookies? No dice. |
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Post by The Sam on Apr 21, 2013 3:43:53 GMT -5
Hey Ma, how about some cookies? No dice. This ain't over. |
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 21, 2013 8:14:03 GMT -5
"OOOH! Captain of the football team. He's a dreamboat. Don't wait up, Marge."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 24, 2013 13:01:09 GMT -5
"NOT LENNY!"
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 27, 2013 4:14:11 GMT -5
Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfff. That's no reason to block the TV.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2013 4:41:04 GMT -5
Marge: Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun. You like Rashomon.
Homer: That's not how I remember it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2013 9:28:14 GMT -5
Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I am slow.
Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2013 13:24:41 GMT -5
How could you ruin the good name of Star Blitzzz! Productions?
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 27, 2013 14:16:47 GMT -5
"Mob, stranger. Mob, stranger...stranger."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2013 13:11:11 GMT -5
 Behold - The ravages of age! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2013 13:11:46 GMT -5
"Dear Lisa,
As I write this I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and- REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME.
Sincerely, little girl."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 28, 2013 14:05:26 GMT -5
"And the next marksman is...WILLIAM TELL JR.!"
"JINXED!"
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Post by The Sam on Apr 28, 2013 14:12:23 GMT -5
Those kids were wacky, but they were no match for Captain Wacky! later renamed Homer.
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