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Post by ashleyconda on Jul 23, 2013 11:59:09 GMT -5
First off, I'm from Montana and my family line has been in this country since before the Civil War, so nice try.
Secondly, maybe you should dig through the archives and find out what happened to the person I faced in my first match in this company two years ago. I left her a bloody mess in the ring. And a few weeks ago I took down someone far bigger than you. You're pushing your luck a little too much.
Especially where I have my own plans for next week. Plans that involve bringing gold back to The Revolution. Ashley giggles. Sooooo... that means you'll like the taste? Secondly, I don't care about your plans. Just like my little pet Dementia, I can be very patient when i wait for my prey. |
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Post by chasermcgrady on Jul 23, 2013 15:18:42 GMT -5
"Some Guy and Hardcore Hensley are seated across from one another backstage. Hensley's dealing out a deck of cards."
SG: ...was asking about you, is all. How well did you really know my brother?
HH: About as well as anybody else I've ever leg dropped through a table from the top of a thirty foot ladder, ya know...
SG: I really don't know...
HH: Tell me why these major league ball players, these Olympic athletes cannot lie for dick!
SG: Ha ha, you'd think they'd be able to afford some kinda better instruction...
HH: You would think!
SG: Really taking this comeback deal rather lenient, no?
HH: Eh, when fortune truly came my way in the past, I was laying it all out there with my matches and just my overall work ethic. Some dudes thrive off the mic, but that's just hype to me. I'm a worker, player, entertainer-shit...
SG: You're itching for a match!
HH: Settle for some grub right now, what the hell delivers this way?
SG: Pizza/sub joint...
HH: Think they'll pick us up couple of brews too?
SG: Chinese place definitely will...
HH: Ooh, we talking General Tso's!
"Camera pans away."
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Post by General Adam on Jul 23, 2013 21:30:53 GMT -5
FAWA.com reports that William "Shoes" Anderson aka The General of the Monkey Army, is refusing to do any interviews in character or do any apperances as the General. FAWA.com also reports that Anderson will tell why he is doing this next Monday on NiteRaw.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 23, 2013 23:13:58 GMT -5
Once again, your hero and mine, and soon to be suitor of that lovely serpent enthusiast, The Dream!
Now, as Niteraw comes closer, I know everyone is eagerly looking forward to what exactly is in this briefcase. Everyone is on pins and needles, eagerly awaiting what treasure this case holds. A shot at the Tag Team Titles with Scott, er.... Hall? Hall! A shot at the tag titles with Scott Hall, perhaps? A shot at singles glory for yours truly? Or, sadly, a resignation letter for yours truly.
But! Taking a page out of my friend Scott Steiner's book, let's do some math. There's a 1/3 chance that I'll be let go. Out of all the briefcases in play, there's a 2/5 chance I may be let go. That is a 33 1/3% chance solo, or a 40% chance altogether, that I'll be gone. Which leaves a 66 2/3% chance solo, or 60% chance altogether, I'll get a title shot. Combine that, and I have a 126 2/3% chance of walking out with a title shot! There's no chance of a pink slip with Scott Steiner math, and if that means I get to continue fighting for the American Dream and the lovely fans here! Nesides, someone needs to make sure Connor gives up one of his belts. Seriously mate, give someone else a shot at a title.
So is The Dream worried? Not as much as I'm worried about the new Godzilla movie being a letdown. Iron Man 3 didn't live up to the hype, and yet that Hollywood bloke Hayden won't hear it. Fact is, I'm looking to a future where El Sueño has a shot at gold, and nothing will stand in my way.
FOR AMERICA!!
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 24, 2013 10:44:46 GMT -5
Once again, your hero and mine, and soon to be suitor of that lovely serpent enthusiast, The Dream!
Now, as Niteraw comes closer, I know everyone is eagerly looking forward to what exactly is in this briefcase. Everyone is on pins and needles, eagerly awaiting what treasure this case holds. A shot at the Tag Team Titles with Scott, er.... Hall? Hall! A shot at the tag titles with Scott Hall, perhaps? A shot at singles glory for yours truly? Or, sadly, a resignation letter for yours truly.
But! Taking a page out of my friend Scott Steiner's book, let's do some math. There's a 1/3 chance that I'll be let go. Out of all the briefcases in play, there's a 2/5 chance I may be let go. That is a 33 1/3% chance solo, or a 40% chance altogether, that I'll be gone. Which leaves a 66 2/3% chance solo, or 60% chance altogether, I'll get a title shot. Combine that, and I have a 126 2/3% chance of walking out with a title shot! There's no chance of a pink slip with Scott Steiner math, and if that means I get to continue fighting for the American Dream and the lovely fans here! Nesides, someone needs to make sure Connor gives up one of his belts. Seriously mate, give someone else a shot at a title.
So is The Dream worried? Not as much as I'm worried about the new Godzilla movie being a letdown. Iron Man 3 didn't live up to the hype, and yet that Hollywood bloke Hayden won't hear it. Fact is, I'm looking to a future where El Sueño has a shot at gold, and nothing will stand in my way.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 27, 2013 20:05:27 GMT -5
And here I was thinking I was up Shit Creek without a paddle. I suppose thanks are owed to Connor for swinging the tournament that's letting Dream stay, so thanks, I suppose. Dream, all I can say is The Hydra had better be watching their backs, because as long as I have this...
*Martin lifts up his contract*
Their run as Tag Team Champions will be in grave danger.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 27, 2013 21:09:03 GMT -5
And here I was thinking I was up Shit Creek without a paddle. I suppose thanks are owed to Connor for swinging the tournament that's letting Dream stay, so thanks, I suppose. Dream, all I can say is The Hydra had better be watching their backs, because as long as I have this...*Martin lifts up his contract* Their run as Tag Team Champions will be in grave danger.
But yes, I do owe a debt of gratitude to Connor Mackenzie for fighting to keep me around. Honestly mage, meams a lot. Sorry about that whole crusade to get a belt off of you. Should have figured you more honorable than that.
On a lighter note, we mist train! Miscellanious and Seth Myers have gold, and gold is exactly what The Dream Team needs! For America, for the people, for.... erm...
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 27, 2013 21:50:02 GMT -5
Hayden you whiny piece of crap I'm not in the mood for this right now! I swear by all that is holy I'm going to murder you if you ever get that world title! I bet all of you nice people are all wondering why I'm so pissed right now right? Well here's some missing footage from Niteraw for you! *Anti is talking on the phone with somebody backstage Anti: Listen it's fine this thing with Misc is done I got my world title shot and I'm looking to the future.
Come on sis, I understand your concern for me but I think it's over, that little slip you saw in MitBoB was one time only it won't happen again.
Yes I do realize how far I've gone in the past in this business, but you've done the same thing, I mean not as far but still come on! *MiscreAnt nails Anti in the back of the head with a lead pipe *The voice of the person he was talking to can be heard faintly Ghost? Ghost! Are you okay say something!Misc: *Pick phone off ground* Sorry the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please press one to continue watching Antihero spiral down a deep abyss. Also how are you Antihero's sister? I am MiscreAnt, very nice to meet you. I hope we meet face to face real soon *click* Misc: I said it last Niteraw but it seems you need a reminder. This is not done till I say it is. Its far from it my friend.*The footage cuts So Hayden right now I am in no mood for your asinine complaining! Yeah you have beaten me, but You're forgetting that I've beaten you and Hayden if you ever try to devalue me or anything I've done again I will take your head and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!*Tim Hoss Walks on screen TH: Anti! I know you're upset but calm down! You have a title shot now and if you want to make these fans proud as the champion you need to keep your composure! Now listen to me. You offered me an interview how does next week sound to you?*Sigh* Sure I'll do it Tim.TH: Just remember you have a lot of young fans they look up to you Anti.They picked a horrible role model as you're going to learn next week.*Anti walks away
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 27, 2013 22:02:18 GMT -5
Poor Poor Antihero.....he seems to think everything is over when he beats somebody. Well, my good friend and tag team championship partner MiscreAnt showed him that is not the case. Anti, my partner is now in the Battle Bowl and he will be winning that match while you will just have to watch as he becomes the next world champion. Just like the world will watch when I either beat the crap out of Jonathan Michaels in a Hell in a Cell or Jonathan proves to the world the coward that he is.
Now it seems that Scott Martin has the briefcase for a tag team title shot and as we know since his tag team partner was not fired, that it will be The Dream. Well "Dream Team", I hate to burst your bubbles, but you better not try to cash in those babies against us because with our Sin with a Grin motto, we will retain those belts and you will have failed in your cashing in. Maybe wait until The Hydra of Evil are not the tag team champions, which will probably be a very long time.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 27, 2013 23:44:55 GMT -5
Really now, Anti? You're that against Michael Hayden once again holding the FAWA Heavyweight Title? All because of a few comments?
Look buddy, you're mad that Misc got the jump on you, I get that. And maybe my cokmments weren't well recieved. But look at it from my side. I lost my job. Fired right then and there. I didn't know when or if I would ever step foot inside a FAWA ring again, and in that moment, I snapped. Everything came out, and while I won't apologize for my words, just know that they were never meant to be heard.
But honestly, was my reign that bad? All I did during my reign was get ridiculed by Gus, get screwed in a match, unfairly lose my title, and never get a rematch. All the while, nothing horrible happened. You had your best of seven series with Scott Martin. Connor was TV Champ. Things were relatively fine.
Only, I was screwed out of my title. Lost because Gus was blind to the other opponent in the triple threat match. Amd once Seth had the title, it was a prop. A means to and end rather than the title I fought for months to hold. So, hey, the times were dark when Seth was champ, not me.
Fact is Antidepressant, I'm hungry for my title. I need to be champion. And when I hold that title, I hope you don't try to cash in on me. Because I will elbow any title aspirations you have right out of your skull without a second thought.
And as for you Connor, I'm coming for my title. And I will not be ignored.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 28, 2013 0:03:06 GMT -5
After I win BattleBowl, it will not matter who the champion is. They will merely become the next victim of the Ultimate Predator.
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Post by ScorpiAnt on Jul 28, 2013 11:13:12 GMT -5
So, I won, hmm, this opens a few new possibilities. Well, I guess I should now let every one know I have a new rule, I won't just give up the belt for money, being I'm now receiving a bigger pay any way. And also HH, prepare your self, I'm coming, my boss said to humiliate you, so how should I do it? I'll let it be your choice, any match you want, any where, any time. But, after you get your turn at choosing a match, I want my choice, how does it sound?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 28, 2013 16:12:46 GMT -5
FRED G. NERIC: Hello everyone in the FAWA Galaxy, this is Fred G. Neric and with me here is none other than the Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler - or should we say Disturbance? - 's in-ring representative, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara.
BoRuBu: Iie! Iie! Iie!
FRED G. NERIC: Buraara, you're fresh off of a TV Title loss to newcomer Mister S-
BoRuBu: He iz suhpunt een gurlassu. He sturlyku wen yoo lreest expect.
FRED G. NERIC: You said you wanted to know his skills before enlisting his help.
BoRuBu: I deed I deed. Ahnd hee puroobed heemselfu a skeelred resura. He holrd Terebi Titlre now but Boiraa Ruumu Buraara duz not.
FRED G. NERIC: So what is your next goal? What do you plan to achieve?
BoRuBu: Ahcheeb? I cannot focus upon titlres when dis companee undah goze kay-oss.
I doo naht eeben noh eef dis Deesturlbantsu nohs oh cayrles ahbowt my cawntuelact wid Buraara-sama.
Soh on dee necto Niterlah I wilru cawnfurlunt dis Cawlrut ub dee Endo ahndo get ansahs.
*Buraara walks off screen.*
FRED G. NERIC: We'll see how that turns out on the next Niteraw. I'm Fred G. Neric.
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Post by TMK on Jul 29, 2013 11:04:18 GMT -5
Well, Connor, aren't you the big hero once again? Hayden and "The Dream" are just SO grateful. As is the FAWA Galaxy. In fact it would seem everyone is just delighted with your actions and can't see right through them. Of course, I'm just a couple of steps above all those people. For that little performance you put in, it's YOU that deserves the Oscar. You expect me to believe you're just that happy-go-lucky people's champion the FAWA has been looking for? The generous, humble, noble warrior the townsfolk tell stories about? You're trying to portray yourself as this archetype but I know the truth. You're weak. You're nothing.
I am a patient man. You'll soon self-destruct and when that day happens, I'll be there to finish what's left of the man who stands so tall today. You may think your immune to this fate but the wheels are already in motion. You've got more and more enemies surrounding you all with their eyes on that title. That target you carry with such pride. Connor, if you truly believe that belt symbolises your worth, if you truly believe it's your reason for continuing to fight...then I long for the day you lose it.
Hayden and Dream, a word of warning about your new "best friend". He is just like me...cruel, selfish, arrogant...he just wants to hide it.
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Post by chasermcgrady on Jul 29, 2013 12:01:49 GMT -5
So, I won, hmm, this opens a few new possibilities. Well, I guess I should now let every one know I have a new rule, I won't just give up the belt for money, being I'm now receiving a bigger pay any way. And also HH, prepare your self, I'm coming, my boss said to humiliate you, so how should I do it? I'll let it be your choice, any match you want, any where, any time. But, after you get your turn at choosing a match, I want my choice, how does it sound? |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 29, 2013 14:11:02 GMT -5
*In a run-down old mansion, the screen is distorting at an alarming rate as the camera tries to focus in on Gus Richlen, who is standing right in the middle of a room where the ceiling is about to collapse:*
Fear. That is what you feel when you come to a place such as this. You expect the floor to collapse under you or the roof to fall on you. You expect someone or something to be lurking around the corner to destroy you.
Me? I don't know what fear is anymore. I only know obsession. I only know how badly I need to win BattleBowl and become FAWA World Champion again.
At NiteRaw, the only things that stand in my way are more victims.
It may seem dark, but don't be afraid,
For it is in the dark that the scars come out to shine!
*The ensuing laughter becomes distorted as the screen burns out.*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 21:12:50 GMT -5
BattleBowl. A match where the winner shall face the world champ at Gookermania. Now I truly do not know who will be the world champ, or even most of the other competitors. But I do know one man in Battlebowl
Antihero.
Hows the head buddy? I hope it is fine. Because I would hate for you to be going into Niteraw with a headache. Considering you have such a big day with an interview. I can't wait to see it. It might finally give these fans the answers about how you are a monster that even you yourself fear.
Enough of that I have one or two people who need addressing. Scott Martin and The Dream. You have a Tag Team Title shot whenever you want. Now you claim our run is in danger? I see it the opposite. The title shot could not have been given to the two most incompetent people on the roster!
I look forward to the two of you challenging me and Seth. Because of this new Chaos Reigns. All matches No-DQ from now on means that me and Seth only get deadlier. Good luck in getting these belts off me and Seth. Because no one has even beat us in a tag match, nor will anyone anytime soon.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 30, 2013 20:50:23 GMT -5
Mr. S, go ahead and bring what you want. It will never be enough.
Ashley Conda, you would be wise not to interfere. The consequences will not be pretty if you do.
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Post by ScorpiAnt on Aug 3, 2013 11:21:20 GMT -5
So, I won, hmm, this opens a few new possibilities. Well, I guess I should now let every one know I have a new rule, I won't just give up the belt for money, being I'm now receiving a bigger pay any way. And also HH, prepare your self, I'm coming, my boss said to humiliate you, so how should I do it? I'll let it be your choice, any match you want, any where, any time. But, after you get your turn at choosing a match, I want my choice, how does it sound? What ever you want, I'm getting paid for this, and to my up coming opponent, prepare to eat mat. |
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 3, 2013 19:21:33 GMT -5
*Antihero is backstage looking into a mirror singing?
This appeared as a moral dilemma,
Cause at first it was weird,
Though I swore to eliminate
The worst of the plague that devoured humanity
I was vague on the how so how can it be that you
Have shown me the light
It's a brand new day and the sun is high
all the birds are singing that you're gonna die
How I hesitated now I wonder why
It's a brand new day!
All the times that you beat me unconscious
I forgive
All the crimes incomplete listen honestly I'll live
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-it-all is through
Now the future is bright and I owe it all to you who showed me the light
It's a brand new me I got no remorse
now the water's rising but I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world gonna show them all it's a brand new day
And the Galaxy will see the evil me
not a joke not a dork not a failure
and they may cry but their tears will dry
When I hand them the corpse of a freshly slain Hydra
It's a brand new day and the sun is high
all the angels sing because you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh yeah I'm a funny guy
Tell Everyone goodbye
It's a brand new day!
*Antihero turns around
Misc, I have warned you, that's the first step to saving this company, and I mean actually saving it not going on some quest that does the company as a whole little good. How ya doing Gus Richlen? You losing those Tag Titles was my first step in slaying the Hydra of Evil, Misc I promise you your pain has only begun, FAWA will not be saved by a hero, because a hero can't save this company Many have tried all have failed.
And Drakin if Jono or Gus or whoever the hell ends up fighting you at Gookermania fails you're next! I'm done being the good guy, I'm done fighting the good fight, "The right way" I'm going to stare into the abyss, walk the edge, before jumping in and taking a swim!
I'm actually going to do something for the good of FAWA! Something that is real and visible good for the whole company, not some vaguely beneficial quest which may or may not help! Again I ask "How ya doing Gus Richlen"! I'll fix the main problem and then, The World title is mine.
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