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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2013 23:26:33 GMT -5
Anti: Drakin it's not a new side you saw this side just like Misc did back in the 101, but remember Seth I've beaten you twice even in my current state. OOC note: I really don't see this as showing a completely new side I see this more as showing new depths to the new side, truthfully I've toned down my Antihero stuff quite a bit from what it originally was in the 101, and you may see what I was like back then. OOC: Seth's just being an ass. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 13, 2013 23:26:45 GMT -5
BRB: Iie! Iie!
Buraara-sama, I failred yoo een Fusto Bulruddo match ond I cood naht sabe yoo.
I naht gahrld. I een-rleeng rlepurleezentatib. Doo yoo naht see dat I go abub ond beyahnd calru ub duty?
Deez eez naht end ub our cawnturlact?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2013 23:41:01 GMT -5
My ankle feels like someone tried to take a hacksaw it to it. Yet I have never felt better in my life!
I have tasted championship gold. I have even tasted what it feels like to be a duel champion for a short while. Yet it is nothing compared to seeing a plan come together. Its indescribable.
I might need a cast Anti. Must make you proud. To know that you would never have done it if not for reaching that beast within you.
Seth, I hope you are alright. Not about the worthless belt as you said. But what happened after the match. Whatever is going on you could have seen the two of us walk away. Now you made us mad. Believe you me, you do not want the Hydra of Evil on you bad side. You think what we have done to this place so far is evil? You have not seen anything yet.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 14, 2013 0:05:57 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, it's your hero and mine, and one of three winners in the First Blood Briefcase Extravaganza, The Dreeeeeeeam!
Dig it!
Now, I'd love to just open the bloody thing and reveal what it is, but I can't. There's a lock on it and I don't know the cpmbination. So until then, let's move right onto declerations as holder of the briefcase!
1. I demand a bushel of bananas in my locker room!
2. I demand a locker room! The janitor's closet, while lovely, is a bit too cramped for my taste.
3. The name of that lovely lady who dislikes Ryan. Not Richlen's bird, the other one. The one in my match tonight.
4. Connor Mackenzie to give up one of his titles. Seriously mate, one's fine. Two is greedy. Quit hogging the gold andgive someone else a shot.
5. An opportunity for The Dream Team to ride once more! Young Scott.... uh, Norton, I believe, showed a willingness to win, did he not? Sure, he hit me a few times, and some really hurt, but if he'll do that to me, imagine what he'll do to that Hydra? Scott Norton and I shall cut off as many heads as we need to until the bloody thing falls, and then we shall reign as champions!
So sayeth The Dream! And come NiteRaw, we'll all find out what's in this briefcase!
*The Dream taps the briefcase with a smile before walking off, whistling all the while.*
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 14, 2013 14:45:30 GMT -5
*Jerry Fish is seen Backstage with Orange Lantern Mulligan, Trainers, and Brian Alexander*
*The Trainer is administering a basic concussion test in the Background*
Jerry Fish:
Hello FAWA App users, I'm here with The Mulligan Family and FAWA Medical personnel. As you may know Orange Lantern Mulligan suffered a Head Trauma as a result of a fall from a ladder in the Money in the Bank or Botch Match.
*The Trainer looks crestfallen.....as does OLM. Brian Alexander punches the wall. The Trainer whispers something inaudible to Jerry Fish*
Jerry Fish: I've Just gotten word.....Orange Lantern Mulligan looks to have a concussion....combined with the myriad of other injuries he's suffered in his storied Career here in the FAWA.....The trainer has STRONGLY recommended he retire from In-ring competition.
*Mulligan looks despondent....but slowly nods yes. The Trainer hands him a clipboard....and Mulligan Signs it....and motions for the camera, it pans over to a tight close-up*
OLM: I've had a good run.....A long run...I lasted longer than anyone ever thought I would. From my first Match as a Cannibalistic Yahoo....To the Very End. Can't say it's been a bad run *Fiddles with....then removes/sets down the OL Ring* MPM: Thank you WWCF, Thank you FAWA, Thank you All! Ir's been one HELL of a Ride!
Jerry Fish: Mad Pirate Mulligan, ladies and gentlemen.....I know we use this as a euphemism for releases in this business......But I know that all of us in the FAWA truly do wish him the best in all of his future endeavors.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 15, 2013 9:00:59 GMT -5
Anti: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls children of all ages I have some big news. Your reigning TV champion has been contacted by FAWA's board of directors and they told me something regarding our next pay per view: Battle Bowl. Now it's no secret Management they've been very impressed with my recent performances, and so they've made me a very generous offer. They'll give me a spot in the Battle Bowl if I forfeit the TV title.
Now as proud as I am of being TV champion, I'd have to be a fool to pass this one up because while in theory I could rack up 10 defenses on this and then cash in the title, this deal lets me get a shot with just one match.
Of course they've also told me that depending on what's in my briefcase this offer could be null and void but Consider the TV title vacant as of right now, because if I get the title shot I'll forfeit this for the Battle Bowl spot, and if I get the pink slip I'll be forced to vacate it anyway.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 15, 2013 15:40:58 GMT -5
FAWA.COM EXCLUSIVE
*Scott Martin is backstage, clutching his briefcase in one hand, and what looks like two playing cards in another*
I've been beaten...bruised...battered...my body right now is a physical wreck. But...I pulled it out. I did what I said I would and took one of those briefcases. Next NiteRaw, the reveal happens. The curtain is lifted and I find out who I'm gunning for. The ace...
*He flips one of the cards and it shows Connor Mackenzie's face superimposed on the ace of diamonds*
...or the jacks?
*He flips the second card, revealing a jack of spades with the Hydra of Evil imposed on it*
All that I know is that those three had better be watching their backs. After all, all the legends tell of how to slay a Dragon, and all the myths tell you just how to kill the Hydra, I just need to find out in who's back this dagger I've got should go into.
*The scene fades to black with Martin laughing to himself under his breath, the two cards dropped to the floor*
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Post by TMK on Jul 15, 2013 16:48:59 GMT -5
Questions, questions, questions...
Well FAWA Galaxy, I'll humour you...
Why the return after my last stint literally drove me to the madhouse? Simple answer; glory. I am coming back to build my legacy. I plan on climbing that metaphorical ladder everyone talks about and I'm not afraid of getting my shoes a little bloody. If I have to step on every single member of the FAWA roster, so be it.
So what's changed since you last saw me? I'm no longer strung out. I'm no longer a wanderer. Now, I have purpose. I'm more disciplined, I'm stronger, faster, hungrier, smarter, better in every single way. Not not everything has changed mind...I still can't stand you. But don't feel too bad about that, I can't stand anyone. Hell is other people and I thrive on the knowledge that none of you can stand me either. I am a thorn in your side and the bane of the FAWA locker-room. I live purely to inconvenience you all and I will be successful in spite of you. Some people collect stamps, others take up yoga, but my hobby is, and will always be, causing people pain.
My thoughts on Summerfest? Hmph. I guess congratulations are in order for Mr. Mackenzie. Connor, in the time I've been gone, you've only become more and more unbearable. Even amongst all the other vermin, you stand out. You are the archetype of everything I can't stand. You're arrogant and selfish and all these people LOVE you for it. It disgusts me. YOU disgust me. I took great pleasure in watching Jeremy Dupoe rain all over your parade and steal that spotlight from you. Just like I will take great joy in watching the pressure of carrying that belt break you. There's a reason you took so long to finally win the big one...you just aren't built for it.
The briefcase winners? Greed is a vicious beast. One that lives in every man. I bet even now you can feel it stirring within you, as you clutch that briefcase in your hand. I hope it consumes and destroys you all.
See you at Niteraw. Long live the King!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 18, 2013 11:45:16 GMT -5
See what we meant? The so-called "Hydra" is nothing more than an Asylum ripoff of Ghidorah minus one head. Connor Mackenzie's reclamation of the FAWA World Championship showed how weak one head is, and next week, I expose the other head for the fraud that it is.
And after that, I'm making sure only one person wins BattleBowl.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 12:09:55 GMT -5
Fraud. Is that the best you could think of. How Seth battled in a triple threat cell match and came out on the losing end does not make him a fraud. He got what he wanted in his match at Gookermania, he did not let the ego of BRB get in his way, and he still fought tooth and nail. I fail how to see how this makes him a fraud.
Then you call me one as well? A fraud? I find that laughable. I got within inches of claiming a briefcase at Summerfest. I am one half of the tag team champions! Its people like you who make me want to leave FAWA. You throw out insults and promises, then cry when things do not go your way. You are just sad Gus could not get the job done against Seth and I. As well you know it in your heart of hearts you will fail to get into Battlebowl, and then Gus will fail Battlebowl as well. Its sad but true.
MWC use your anger. Train harder then you ever have before. Nothing makes he happier then to see the face of someone who worked so hard to beat me, fails. See you on NiteRaw.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 18, 2013 12:13:34 GMT -5
Fraud. Is that the best you could think of. How Seth battled in a triple threat cell match and came out on the losing end does not make him a fraud. He got what he wanted in his match at Gookermania, he did not let the ego of BRB get in his way, and he still fought tooth and nail. I fail how to see how this makes him a fraud.
Then you call me one as well? A fraud? I find that laughable. I got within inches of claiming a briefcase at Summerfest. I am one half of the tag team champions! Its people like you who make me want to leave FAWA. You throw out insults and promises, then cry when things do not go your way. You are just sad Gus could not get the job done against Seth and I. As well you know it in your heart of hearts you will fail to get into Battlebowl, and then Gus will fail Battlebowl as well. Its sad but true.
MWC use your anger. Train harder then you ever have before. Nothing makes he happier then to see the face of someone who worked so hard to beat me, fails. See you on NiteRaw.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 18, 2013 13:15:49 GMT -5
I may have lost those last two Gookermanias, but I did what I always do and that is STEAL THE SHOW!!! Every time I have been at Gookermania, I have been in the match that people talk about. I am the only one who is so damn good that I have been in every Gookermania. What have you done Marshall besides have a very brief and pathetic run as the TV Champion as well as be a co-hort in stealing the tag titles from a vault. MiscreAnt has barely been here and he has done both your accomplishments and he will do more. He will beat you like I always do and at BattleBowl, I will watch as he wins the BattleBowl and we will both be co-main eventers.
Like I have said before and I will say again, this is a different Hydra than what you have been watching on TV or been reading in books, this Hydra laughs at the Hydra of myth.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 18, 2013 13:22:38 GMT -5
I may have lost those last two Gookermanias, but I did what I always do and that is STEAL THE SHOW!!! Every time I have been at Gookermania, I have been in the match that people talk about. I am the only one who is so damn good that I have been in every Gookermania. What have you done Marshall besides have a very brief and pathetic run as the TV Champion as well as be a co-hort in stealing the tag titles from a vault. MiscreAnt has barely been here and he has done both your accomplishments and he will do more. He will beat you like I always do and at BattleBowl, I will watch as he wins the BattleBowl and we will both be co-main eventers.
Like I have said before and I will say again, this is a different Hydra than what you have been watching on TV or been reading in books, this Hydra laughs at the Hydra of myth.
Enjoy your downward spiral towards utter nothing while The Revolution deletes the Hy- er, I mean the Glitch. |
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Post by ScorpiAnt on Jul 19, 2013 11:53:19 GMT -5
I've been a little silent, but that was for a reason, I was researching, so, I know all of your weaknesses, all of your strengths, all of your emotions, I know every thing about you two, do you know me? Do you know why I work, why I do what I do? No you don't I hope your ready because I need to warm up for my job.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 19, 2013 23:31:42 GMT -5
*Brian Alexander Mulligan is working out backstage, using kettlebells*
Buuraaraa? Mr. S? I've never heard of these guys! What Happened to Johnathan Micheals, Evil M, Neo Het? A Living Legend such as myself shouldn't be forced to compete with.....nobodies with No Body *Gestures to his Physique*
My Brother may have been taken out by ......let's simply call it what it was.....a calculated assault designed to eliminate the Mulligan family Line from Title contention within The FAWA, but I'm made of sterner stuff! I'm a real man! My Physique, Raw Masculinity, and mental acumen will show you why The Life of Brian is truly......the Good Life.
*Drops Kettlebells with a flourish*
~BAM!~
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 23:47:12 GMT -5
OOC: I get mentioned with the likes of Neo Het? Wow, I feel so honored right now. Thanks BA!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 20, 2013 0:00:38 GMT -5
OOC: I get mentioned with the likes of Neo Het? Wow, I feel so honored right now. Thanks BA! OOC: One tries where one can |
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Post by General Adam on Jul 21, 2013 20:00:50 GMT -5
*We see the General talking to a FAWA interviewer.*
Interviewer: General for the last few weeks you have been very close to winning but you always seem to come up short. What is going on General?
Well you see my friends it is simply like this. The "Powers that be" seem to dislike my love for animals. In fact last week I was with the tiger and.....
I can't. I can't do this stupid gimmick anymore.
*The General storms of the set.*
FAWA Producer: Billy where are you going? Billy?!
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Post by ashleyconda on Jul 23, 2013 11:17:03 GMT -5
Ashley Conda sits in her dressing room, her head bandaged obviously sore. Her pet snake, Dementia, moving along the couch. Ashley pets it before looking to the camera.
Shaelin. You think you're my equal just because at Summerfest you managed to hit a few lucky moves? Just because you managed to slam my head against the ring steps? I've beaten men bigger than you, Shaelin. You wouldn't have even gotten a single move off against me, had I not been distracted by our other opponents, like Ryan Blood.
She pushes to her bare feet.
I want a piece of you, solo, Shaelin. You versus me. And when i win, I'll treat you just like I treated Ryan Blood and that ape of an announcer. Get ready to taste my toes, Shaelin. I don't think you'll like them. Your people only eat potatoes, right?
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 23, 2013 11:26:56 GMT -5
Ashley Conda sits in her dressing room, her head bandaged obviously sore. Her pet snake, Dementia, moving along the couch. Ashley pets it before looking to the camera. Shaelin. You think you're my equal just because at Summerfest you managed to hit a few lucky moves? Just because you managed to slam my head against the ring steps? I've beaten men bigger than you, Shaelin. You wouldn't have even gotten a single move off against me, had I not been distracted by our other opponents, like Ryan Blood.She pushes to her bare feet. I want a piece of you, solo, Shaelin. You versus me. And when i win, I'll treat you just like I treated Ryan Blood and that ape of an announcer. Get ready to taste my toes, Shaelin. I don't think you'll like them. Your people only eat potatoes, right?
Secondly, maybe you should dig through the archives and find out what happened to the person I faced in my first match in this company two years ago. I left her a bloody mess in the ring. And a few weeks ago I took down someone far bigger than you. You're pushing your luck a little too much.
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