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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 4, 2013 22:26:11 GMT -5
Misc there is no way in hell I'm about to let you get that briefcase! People like you and Drakin have run roughshod over this company long enough! I'm sick of seeing this. You guys won the tag titles at Wheel of Misfortune and since then you've been on top of the world. In you entire time here you've had just one loss I must say I'm impressed but there's some thing I want you to remember.
Last year your pal Drakin was running roughshod with another group: the Fallen! And at Battle Bowl do you know what I did? I became the first man to defeat a member of the Fallen in singles competition since the groups inception. Let me tell you I'm a really good buzz kill Misc. Anyone with half a brain could figure out that Connor will leave Summerfest the new world Champion, But it's no secret that if you win this match and get the world title shot you and Drakin will take Mackenzie out and absolutely steal the world title. News flash for you pal it ain't going down that way Misc! Even if I'm not quite willing to end you career I will still lay you out flat and Keep that Briefcase out of your grubby little hands! I am absolutely sick and tired of guys like you and Seth! Amoral douche bags that put great companies like this one in a strangle hold because they don't get their way!
I'm going to ensure that you don't get the brief case and I'll do whatever I need to do to keep you away from that brief case, If that means I get injured fine! If I get fired then at least I go with the knowledge that I got one last FU into you Misc and that I went doing the right thing! You see people like you have been running around this company like wild animals, and that's no lie and I think it's high time for some good men to roll their sleeves up, look straight ahead of them and step up to once again clean up this company!
That starts with Connor and I at Summerfest and will continue until we've managed to cut this cancer out of FAWA for good!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 5, 2013 13:22:23 GMT -5
*Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing on top of the warehouse, throwing stuff off the edge of the roof into a kiddie pool below....*
Seems like nobody is giving me a chance at winning the First Blood match at Summerfest. Actually, let me put it another way: it seems like nobody WANTS me to have chance. Well, I don't care what any of them want. I WANT A TITLE SHOT. I WANT TO SHOW I'M NOT JUST IN THE MATCH BECAUSE MARSHALL IS UNABLE TO COMPETE FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF WEEKS. I WANT TO SHOW THAT I BELONG IN THIS COMAPNY. I WANT TO SHOW THAT I'M MORE THAN RICKY'S ARMPIECE.
And that means I'm gonna bust heads open.
Ashley Conda, you must think you're on top of the world just because you beat Ryan Blood. Well, more than a few people have done it, not just you. This occurred before you came here, but Ricky was the one who helped end Blood's reign as tag champ. And he earned that shot by beating Blood solo. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Simply put, beating Ryan Blood doesn't make you any more special than anyone else. And I'm more than happy to show you who the top woman in this company really is.
The Dream, you seem to have vanished into thin air just like one. And just like one, yours ends with a rude awakening to a bloody reality.
The General also seems to have gone silent. Maybe he's realized that not even his magical little wind-up monkey is going to bail him out of this mess. Plus, he's associated with Ryan Blood. Therefore, he'll be taken out with extreme prejudice.
Mr. S goes right into the frying pan. Face first.
I'm going to guess that my last-second entrance has screwed some plans up considerably. Like for Spuds Merkelton. Oh sure, Skeetch has been doing well for himself as of late, but let's be honest, Smudge Muffleberry: There's no chance that you are even remotely as motivated as I am to win this match. To be honest, Splotch, NOBODY in this match is more determined/motivated/desperate to win as I am. After Summerfest, Spongebob McSpongerton, the only name people are going to remember is title shot holder Shaelin Marie O'Hara. And they're going to dread the day I cash in.
BuRoBu, you are nothing more than BRB's lackey. His stooge. His toady. I spent two weeks competeing in Japan, and every competitor I saw there was lightyears better than you. And seeing as I can't beat the living daylights out of BRB, I'll gladly take you out instead.
Jeremy Dupoe, you quite honestly are the only one I can say anything good about. If I have the chance to make you bleed I will do it, but otherwise, good luck taking BRB down. That me be the only chance OUR company has of surviving his mismanagement.
And that brings me to the one person who I want DEARLY to tear to pieces.
Ryan Blood, you probably are hoping I forgot about what you and The Fallen did to me last year. You're probably jumping for joy at the fact that I'm in the match because you, like everyone else, thinks I'm nothing but a wimpy little pushover. You probably think you don't even have to break a sweat.
Well, guess what: I HAVE NEITHER FORGOTTEN NOR FORGIVEN.
Is payback soith, agus beidh mé aisíoc. An ifreann go bhfuil tú a chur chugam tríd ní féidir liom a bheith in ann a aithris a dhéanamh, ach beidh mé a thabhairt gladly duit an oiread de sé ar ais chugat agus is féidir liom. Beidh mé a fhágann tú mar aon rud níos mó ná fuilteacha, raic helpless cosúil leis an scum cowardly go bhfuil tú, bhí, agus a bheidh i gcónaí. Agus nuair a dúirt go léir agus a rinneadh agus tá mé ar an luach saothair go mhian liom agus tá tú aon rud ach an fhuil a bheidh tú i, ba mhaith liom tú a fhios go bhfuil tú beagán broguht riamh amháin é a chur ar tú féin.
Translation, in short: Ryan Blood, thou art screwed, and I will destroy you at Summerfest.
At Summerfest, the Predator Princess will leave unscathed and with title shot in tow.
AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT ANY OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
*As she walks off, the camera peers over the edge and into the pool:
Inside, there is a rubber snake, some thick tome of sorts, a contract, a smashed-up wind-up monkey (not the General's), a copy of the single version of "My Name Is" by Eminem, a crushed BRB action figure, and a photo of Ryan Blood with "DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY" repeatedly scrawled on it in red.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 5, 2013 14:55:57 GMT -5
BRB: Misutrlesu Ohahrah, I ahsho yoo yoo gaht teem pahk buhzhun of gulrorliosu Nippon. Dey seem bettah bekawsu day tureetu yoo softurlee rliku woman yoo ah. I trleetu arlu opponent saym een rleengu. Dees wie I rleespecto Mizz Kohn-Dah butto naht yoo.
Fuhdamoh I not tohd! Tohd is bumpee, skuwishee, patetiku kureacha dat eez not feet for furlyingu in pan lriku furlog. I hab mucho fuhn een Owsturlalriah hittingu dem wit my kayne and wit my choppusu. Justo rlike I wilru enjoy choppingu yoo sturaight to fays rlike yoo ah man untilru yoh round eyeso ah lrines.
Eksospecto much biolents furom mee, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara, in skuwayred seercurlu. Yoo wirlu see how reerlu Nihonjin resu ando yoo weerlu lrerln naht too tahk gahbij eef yoo kahn naht back eet op! Yoo tahk turlashu, I turleetu yoo rlike turlashu ahnd yoo and yoh furlends ahlru tahk turlash.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 7, 2013 18:34:01 GMT -5
Well, after much deliberation...........MiscreAnt and I have decided our tag team name. With our new deal that will allow the tag titles to stay with the healthy one and his chosen partner in case of injury, we are the Hydra of Evil. Take one of us down and another WILL take his place, continuing to Sin with a Grin.
With no Hercules, the Hydra of Evil will never die.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 20:19:19 GMT -5
Hydra of Evil. Ah a name that speaks volumes. You think you can beat us. You attack our heads think so simply that "this must work."
You are wrong.
For you see. When you attack our heads we bite. When you think you have us in a corner we strike. If you think you won. You are dead wrong
You showed on Niteraw how even your strongest worriers are weak. And come Summerfest it shall be proven, again.
We vomit sin, and do it with a grin. Hydra of Evil is rising, and all the little pawns shall be eaten.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 7, 2013 20:46:44 GMT -5
You two obviously don't know your mythology. In the end, HYDRA DIES. Just like your deluded title runs wil die. First, The Dragon cuts Betty down to the ground. Then I and whoever I choose to team with will take away the tag titles that my brother and I never lost.
And then the so-called Hydra will be nothing more than the myth that it truly is.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 7, 2013 20:52:58 GMT -5
Gus, you delusional fool. I know mythology. I know that the Hydra there died thanks to Hercules. That is not going to happen here with this Hydra.
You and a partner of your choice getting another chance??? Ha!!! You had your shot and we won. So get back in the back of the line.......
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 7, 2013 21:27:12 GMT -5
Gus, you delusional fool. I know mythology. I know that the Hydra there died thanks to Hercules. That is not going to happen here with this Hydra.
You and a partner of your choice getting another chance??? Ha!!! You had your shot and we won. So get back in the back of the line.......
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 7, 2013 21:34:47 GMT -5
Gus, you delusional fool. I know mythology. I know that the Hydra there died thanks to Hercules. That is not going to happen here with this Hydra.
You and a partner of your choice getting another chance??? Ha!!! You had your shot and we won. So get back in the back of the line.......
And you and misc are not Hydra. You're only Ghidorah minus a head. An Asylum-level CGI one, no less.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 7, 2013 21:46:05 GMT -5
Since absolutely nobody gives a damn what you think or want, NONE OF US ARE GOING TO THE BACK OF ANY LINE JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT US TO.
And you and misc are not Hydra. You're only Ghidorah minus a head. An Asylum-level CGI one, no less.
And as far as your brother is concerned, as far as we are concerned........Gus is at the back of the line.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 7, 2013 21:48:32 GMT -5
Like it or not, we are the Hydra of Evil because of that contract clause we have, you take down one head.....another will grow in its place.
And as far as your brother is concerned, as far as we are concerned........Gus is at the back of the line.
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Post by ScorpiAnt on Jul 10, 2013 11:55:05 GMT -5
Well, I guess I'll be in a MONEY IN THE BANK OR BOTCH FIRST BLOOD MATCH, this should be interesting, maybe I can pick up a few jobs, hmmmm. But, that is beside the point, the point of me talking here is, to tell you all what I think of you, why you should hire me to help you, and why if you don't hire me, I will break you, is that okay with everyone? If not, too bad you didn't hire me, and even if you did, I'm in a bad mood from my last job.
Scott Martin: You seem interesting, even though you lost your best of seven with Antihero, you went down with one hell of a fight, maybe we can work some thing out and I can help you, because, I really wouldn't want to stop your heart, with my Heart Punch.
Ryan Blood: I love your out rage over Conda, it makes me want to take a side, or just take both of you out, what to do, what to do? I think a few Jacksons, might make up my mind, what do you think? Or should I just get a Pay Day off of you?
Boiraa Ruumu Buraara: You have been beating up a lot of jobbers, are you sure your going be able to take out legit contenders? Are you going to need help? Because if you do I'm here, I can either help you or demolish you, it's your choice.
The Dream: I have no comment for you.
The General of the Monkey Army: So, what your a General, all that means is that you don't fight up front, so if you need some one to help you... You know where to knock, if you decide not to, you know what will happen.
Ashley Conda: Ah, another new comer like me, I hope we can get along, maybe you'll even want some help with Blood? If you do, I'll give you a discount, just for you. So please think about my offer, because, I would rather not have to harm you.
Shaelin: You're not worth my time, even if I try to help you, even I will fail, I'll take you're money, but I won't help you. Okay? Nothing personal, it's just, you haven't fought much, and you're in a match with people, simply better then you, sorry.
Jeremy Dupoe: Don't know you, so I have no comment for you either, but if you need a job done, I'm here.
Well, that's it, if people don't like what I said, that's too bad for them, this is the mood I get in with no side jobs, that interest me. So, lets get down to business.
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Post by TMK on Jul 11, 2013 7:38:13 GMT -5
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 11, 2013 16:56:43 GMT -5
Boiraa Ruumu Buraara: You have been beating up a lot of jobbers, are you sure your going be able to take out legit contenders? Are you going to need help? Because if you do I'm here, I can either help you or demolish you, it's your choice.
I not ask foh yoh helrpu unteelru yoo puroob yohself in lring wit mee, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara! |
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Post by chasermcgrady on Jul 12, 2013 13:32:51 GMT -5
*Back from break and Sammy Twister continues to break it down in the center of the ring.*
Jesse King: That right there's why I'm not big on the southeast, Tim...
Tim Hoss: Gotta admire his *spunk*, if you will...
JK: I won't.
Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first out of Orlando, Florida...weighing in at two hundred and seventeen pounds...Sammy Twister!
*His customary small pop is quickly drowned out by JT Money's "Hit Em High, Hit Em Low".*
MM: And his opponent from Richmond, California...weighing at two hundred and thirty pounds...Hardcore Hensley!
*For the first time in over four years, Hensley steps out onto an entrance ramp. His fans haven't forgotten him and likewise.*
TH: Oh my, I think business just picked up!
JK: Ah, he's got hair!
*Still donning his same old trunks, Hensley makes his way to the ring slapping hands and bouncing about to the beat of his theme music.*
TH: Hardcore Hensley hasn't wrestled in years, King.
JK: Does that shit ass grin ever come off his face...
*Hensley slides underneath the ropes, and chuckles to himself as Twister is now dancing to his music. Shaking his head, he jerks him around, and opens into him with a couple of stiff chops. The referee calls for the bell.*
TH: Hensley wasting no time at all getting back into things...
JK: Woo, woo!!!
*Hensley attempts an Irish whip, but it gets reversed. Twister has his arm out, prepped for an armdrag, on his return. Instead, he eats a spinning heel kick. The disco boy wonder staggers up to his feet urgently, but Hensley's preying on him. One after another, he begins unloading his patented stiff kicks up and down Twister's body.*
TH: Those boots are just tearing into his flesh!
JK: That must feel good.
*Backed against the ropes, Twister wisely rolls outside of the ring. Waving his hands in the air, he appears to be signalling for a timeout. Hensley lets out a hearty laugh then measures his combatant. While Twister is catching his breath, Hensley races up the top rope, and performs a shooting star press to the outside on him. Both competitors crash to the floor.*
TH: Reckless abandonment!
JK: Break a leg!
*Reaching his feet first, Hensley throws his arms up, encouraging the crowd's reaction. He drags Twister up himself and suplexes him on the concrete.*
TH: Vertical suplex onto that unforgiving concrete!
JK: Ha, unforgivable!
*Hensley rolls Twister back in the ring to quiet the referee. He heads back up to the top rope himself though, but the ref halts his progress, relentlessly barking orders at him.*
TH: The referee attempting to make Hensley understand who's in-charge here...
JK: Let em know who's boss!
*Eyeing his opportunity, Twister rushes in and throws a kick of his own up at Hensley's head, bring him down to the mat. The ref backs off realizing his incidental blunder while Twister heads to the top for a change. Shaking off his attack, Hensley gets to his feet, only to meet a flying dropkick.*
TH: Twister's mounting the offensive now.
JK: 'bout time he did something!
*The wind knocked out of his opponent, and with him on his back in prime position, Twister goes for his Boogie Down. He stands over Hensley, breaks it down, but the moment he turns to head for the ropes Hensley springs back up to his feet all in one fluent motion. Before he can even see it coming, a superkick is all Twister can process.*
TH: Ohhh...
JK: I believe Hensley's literally kicked the s*** out of him with that.
*Hensley holds until Twister actually stirs again. By the time he's to just one knee, Hensley's nodding his head affirmatively with the crowd as they know what's coming. Twister gets to his feet, but falls directly back down to Hensley's Hardcore Cut. The pinfall after is academic.*
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*"Hit Em High, Hit Em Low" blasts throughout the Parts Unknown Arena again, and Hensley's arm is raised by the ref in victory.*
MM: Your winner...Hardcore Hensley!
TH: Hensley's end game finishing move puts down Sammy Twister.
JK: Eh, I'm not impressed. What's so damn special with this guy anyhow...
*Hensley hits each turnbuckle, embracing his long lost beloved fans in celebration. A commercial for Jack the Snack's Slim Jims follows...*
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Post by chasermcgrady on Jul 13, 2013 17:53:23 GMT -5
*The crowd in the Parts Unknown Arena notice static on the big screen. After a couple of flashes, Some Guy, microphone in hand, appears standing side by side with FAWA's latest roster addition, Hardcore Hensley.*
"Guy starts to say something, but Hensley puts his hand over the mic. He wags a finger then takes the hardware for himself."
Hensley: Do you know what's special about today?
Guy: Uh, it's Saturday...
Hensley: Ha ha, six years ago today was when I made my professional debut in the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation.
Guy: Today...
Hensley: Yea buddy, eight and a half months after that I got my first taste of gold. Roughly nine months or so following that, I was heavyweight champ. I was on top of the world...
Guy: Why'd you leave it all behind then?
Hensley: Realizing EWT couldn't be saved was heartbreaking. I knew Season's Beatings IV was the finale. It wasn't til I was looking out over the crowd, holding the belt high above my head, that it just dawned on me. It was dreamlike, Guy! I feel like I've heard that very bell ring everyday since! EWT was where my passion forever laid. The moment I accepted it's end, and that there was nothing I could do...it sucked.
"Hensley wipes his hand over his mouth, taking a deep breath."
Hensley: There wasn't anyway I could simply move onto another promotion after that...
Guy: So you ventured out into Hollywood to fill that empty void?
Hensley: Oh no, I went home to be home. Unfortunately, good looks alone failed to pay my bills. Acting was an escape, easy money, however you want to call it. It wasn't this...
"He pounds on his chest a couple of times."
Hensley: This is me. This is my life! I hadn't been in that squared circle in over four years before yesterday! Do you have any idea what that's like, I felt as if I was returning home from war!
Guy: What exactly are your goals here in the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance, Hardcore Hensley?
"Smirking, Hensley throws his arm around Guy, pulling him in a little closer than he'd likely prefer."
Hensley: Takeover, of course...
"Laughing into the camera, he rubs Guy's head then pushes him out of view before walking off in the other direction himself.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 13, 2013 22:32:33 GMT -5
Anti: (Laughing hysterically) Oh man did you see the look on Misc's face when I grabbed that briefcase... no? Well I guess viewing facial expressions through masks is an acquired skill huh? But MiscreAnt I meant what I said and, I said what I meant, an Antihero is faithful 100%....
Sorry Seuss references may become part of my gimmick soon, what do you think? No? Okay.
Anyways Misc I told you, you would not get a briefcase and I was right, even if I get fired I got fired giving you one last Screw to you my friend.
*Tim Hoss walks out to talk to Antihero
TH: Anti, first off congratulations on the win tonight but I have something I want to ask you about.
Anti: Shoot man.
TH: I've known you for about a year and I saw a side of you tonight that was flat-out scary. Is that what MiscreAnt was talking about with you?
Anti: Yes, that is. if you'd like I could give you an exclusive interview on Niteraw and give you some history sometime but I've got a phone call from my sister she sounded really concerned about what happened tonight. I'll see you later man.
*Antihero shakes hands with Tim Hoss before leaving the scene
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2013 22:51:10 GMT -5
*Meantime, Jerry Fish hunts down Gus Richlen and is about to interview him when a primal growl comes from the former champions throat. Fish backs off as MWC, Shaelin, and Mary Harper join Richlen and walk off.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2013 23:10:19 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is backstage getting iced up as he looks at the camera.*
I guess you want to get my feelings towards the World Heavyweight Title loss? I couldn't care less. In fact, I think Connor might have done me a favor by taking that damn thing. You see, I don't have to look behind my damn back for Mr. Money in the Bank, whether it be the man who I have beaten a million times or it be the man who once again showed an apparent new side to him (yeah, do the same crap you did last year Antihero). Maybe I will demand my rematch at Battle Bowl and become the only person in this company to hold the World Title three different times, maybe I won't. Because you see, Connor and everyone else treats the world title as to make them believe that they are "the best in this company". Me, I know for a fact that when it comes to FAWA, there is no one who will ever hold a candle to me and my legacy. I am Mr. Gookermania for god's sakes. So what the world title has always been to me is what it truly is, a means to an end, a bargaining chip to those stupid sheep. Those same sheep who on Friday decided that they would rather eat the same ol' s*** like in Salo, or 100 Days in Sodom (look it up, you marks) by watching a lazy Adam Sandler and friends film in Grown Ups 2 over an awesome and original film in Pacific Rim. I don't need to be in the Battle Bowl either because I won that twice (and not 1 and a half times like the man I want to challenge at Gookermania did) so who knows what I will do.
But right now, let me explain something to you morons at the Cult of the End
*Seth breathes in to hide his anger.*
I don't give a flying hoot what you do to Boiler Room Brawler or anyone else, other than my friend MiscreAnt, but there is one thing that you should have guessed by knowing my past and that is you DO NOT handcuff me. It brings back bad memories. You could have let me walk away because I wouldn't have given a crap to stop you.
Jeremy, do you remember what happened to the last people who decided to handcuff me? I smashed every one of their skulls onto something very hard and put them out of action for a bit. And if any of them had loved ones, I hurt them too.
If you ever handcuff me again Jeremy.......whether it be you or one of your little friends I get my hands on......I WILL SNAP YOUR F***ING NECK!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!! I WILL MAKE YOU CRIPPLED FOR LIFE!!!!
Now get that camera out of here.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 13, 2013 23:20:48 GMT -5
Anti: Drakin it's not a new side you saw this side just like Misc did back in the 101, but remember Seth I've beaten you twice even in my current state.
OOC note: I really don't see this as showing a completely new side I see this more as showing new depths to the new side, truthfully I've toned down my Antihero stuff quite a bit from what it originally was in the 101, and you may see what I was like back then.
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