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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 22, 2013 1:30:24 GMT -5
Spoken like a true businessman, Boiler Room Brawler. You want to insert yourself into the World Title match, thinking that I would be more willing to put the world title in even more danger if the opportunity to face Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania VI in a Hell in a Cell. Well as much as I love shoving it in the faces of these fans that I am their world heavyweight champion, I'm fine with that.
However, my attorneys have told me that they will need to see the contract to, just to make sure you don't pull any fast ones on me. If everything checks out, I will give you the contract signed on NiteRaw and once that happens, your company will be fine.
You see sheep, I am a fair man despite my adage of sinning with a grin.
*sighs*
Against Jonathan Michaels. You made the choice last year, Drakin. Michaels was more valuable to your plan to destroy my company than I was. I'm still the only one who gets that and now you want to finish what you started.
I'll see you at Niteraw you son of a bitch.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jun 22, 2013 11:46:07 GMT -5
Spoken like a true businessman, Boiler Room Brawler. You want to insert yourself into the World Title match, thinking that I would be more willing to put the world title in even more danger if the opportunity to face Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania VI in a Hell in a Cell. Well as much as I love shoving it in the faces of these fans that I am their world heavyweight champion, I'm fine with that.
However, my attorneys have told me that they will need to see the contract to, just to make sure you don't pull any fast ones on me. If everything checks out, I will give you the contract signed on NiteRaw and once that happens, your company will be fine.
You see sheep, I am a fair man despite my adage of sinning with a grin.
*sighs*
Against Jonathan Michaels. You made the choice last year, Drakin. Michaels was more valuable to your plan to destroy my company than I was. I'm still the only one who gets that and now you want to finish what you started.
I'll see you at Niteraw you son of a bitch.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 22, 2013 17:03:33 GMT -5
Maybe, Betty, you should stop planning for a match against someone who won't show up and worry about your imminent title losses against people who will.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2013 17:09:03 GMT -5
BRB: So it's a deal. I'll bring the contract, you'll sign it. You saw the last contract, Drakin - no tricks from me, BRB. I get my title match, you get your damn Gookermania match...
*sighs*
Against Jonathan Michaels. You made the choice last year, Drakin. Michaels was more valuable to your plan to destroy my company than I was. I'm still the only one who gets that and now you want to finish what you started.
I'll see you at Niteraw you son of a bitch.
I'll see you at that contract signing only because you already were in the match. Let's not make this matter more romantic than it actually is. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2013 17:13:33 GMT -5
BRB: So it's a deal. I'll bring the contract, you'll sign it. You saw the last contract, Drakin - no tricks from me, BRB. I get my title match, you get your damn Gookermania match...
*sighs*
Against Jonathan Michaels. You made the choice last year, Drakin. Michaels was more valuable to your plan to destroy my company than I was. I'm still the only one who gets that and now you want to finish what you started.
I'll see you at Niteraw you son of a bitch.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2013 17:18:03 GMT -5
Just let him go Gus, if he wants to lock himself in a cage with two men who are by and large his superiors that's his deal, He won't change the outcome much, Connor will still leave the Champion and Brawler and Drakin will have nothing left, you just focus on the Tag titles my friend. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 22, 2013 19:43:50 GMT -5
Maybe, Betty, you should stop planning for a match against someone who won't show up and worry about your imminent title losses against people who will. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jun 22, 2013 22:32:22 GMT -5
Pardon the interruption from the hate fest you two are putting on but I think, in the interest of those who don't like either of you, that somebody should be witness to this. And since you, BRB, are deciding to flex those management muscles and put yourself into this match I think it's only fair that that you have both of your opponents present for this little event.
I'll see you at that contract signing only because you already were in the match. Let's not make this matter more romantic than it actually is.
You know, it's funny you should mention what BB and I did. While he may have moved on you know who else did? Tell me, did the feds revoke his work visa or you? You know what, I'll address that more on Niteraw. Because if we're going to have a meeting between the three of us, I'm sure as hell going to make it memorable. |
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Post by ScorpiAnt on Jun 28, 2013 15:42:48 GMT -5
I am Mr.S, if any one needs taken care of let me know and we can work out a price, if any one needs help winning a match, let me know and we can figure out a price, if any one needs any thing let me know, and we will work on a price. I don't harm kids of families, and I demand half of my paymeny before all jobs. If any one tries to stiff me or make me break one of my rules, I will break them. That is all.
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Post by ashleyconda on Jun 29, 2013 9:04:13 GMT -5
Ashley Conda stretches out on her black couch in her dark green room. Her pet snake, Dementia, lays on the back of the couch, as Ashley pets its head. She turns to the camera, with a glare.
"I've heard some ask how I'm in the Boiler Room match on NiteRaw. I've heard some say 'How did she get here, with nothing to earn it'. Let me tell you. I've had to fight every inch to get where I am. I wasn't given every opportunity, and do you know why?"
Ashley sits up and stares at the camera.
"I'm not a man. MEN in this business are handed everything. Whether they deserve it or not, a MAN can come into a fed and he's handed a job. A woman has to, for some reason, prove her worth. I've proved it every step of the way. And after I prove that I belong here by breaking Blood in the ring, I'm going to continue to prove it on every.... single.... one.... of.... you."
Ashley never breaks a smile and simply lays back on the couch.
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Post by ScorpiAnt on Jul 2, 2013 12:29:13 GMT -5
That was interesting, now I know more about you all. I already have my first two jobs, not making the best money, but oh well. What can I expect being my clients is not even in this company. Are you all telling me you don't need help? Or, is it you're too proud to hire me? What ever it is, my clients are always happy with my results. Oh, and I also work for myself, and if I see there's no jobs around here, I get mad, because I need that money. Plus I love the rush of taking people out. So if I don't get paid, I'll just have to take a look around and earn the winnings of a match. I hope you all understand, it's nothing personal.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 2, 2013 12:52:29 GMT -5
FAWA.COM EXCLUSIVE:
In protest of being left off the Summerfest card, "The Predator Knight" Gus Richlen held a press briefing for wrestling media and the fans after NiteRaw outside the arena, where he declared that he would face anyone at Summerfest as long as they were either a current or former member of the FAWA roster, incl. from the days of the WWCF. Security tried to shut off his microphone, but not before he screamed something about "I AM NOT DENNIS STAMP!!!!" and "THE RICHLEN REVOLUTION LEADS THROUGH BATTLEBOWL!!!!" as he was forced off the premises.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 2, 2013 13:10:11 GMT -5
So Niteraw I suffered a cheap shot for doing what I think is right, and now I need to warn you again quit pushing, if you don't I will not be responsible for my actions towards you.
And now onto Summerfest and the first step in fulfilling my destiny of being the world champion, Money in the Bank or Botch and I've got some words for my opponents
Michael Hayden: I feel for you man, you've not been able to get much going since losing the world title back at Wheel of Misfortune. It's sad only one of us can get something going because you're the only man in the match I have any respect for, we just about killed each other for the TV Title two weeks ago so I look forward to this. Sorry Hayden but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, I hope you understand.
Orange Lantern Mulligan: I need to do a favor for a friend of mine. Do you remember that Freakin Awesome title run you got? Do you remember how you got it? By nearly ending the career of one of my best friends something I need to repay you for yet. Paybacks really suck my friend and you'll learn that the hard way.
MiscreAnt: There are No DQ's here I hope realize that while I'm not what I was back then, I can still think of quite a few ways inflict serious unrealistic amounts of pain with a ladder Misc. Good is not soft kind and it's not nice either friendo I will hurt you and hurt you bad multiply it by ten and then you'll begin to have some idea of what you're trying to get your self into.
One way or another I will be the winner and prove that I am what I've been saying since March, A Future WORLD CHAMPION!
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 2, 2013 13:51:59 GMT -5
SummerFest is drawing near, and everyone is saying this and that about their opponents and what not, and most don't even have the courtesy to do it all at once. A great man once said that brevity is the soul of wit, so in his honor, a little something about everyone who I have to face at SummerFest.
Ashley Conda: I'm not wasting any more oxygen about her. Already talked about her and I'd rather move on.
Ryan Blood: If memory serves, this guy won one of the "Good Turkeys" last year, cashed it in and had a nice little run with the strap. That's all well and good but I haven't won yet against Blood and I'm changing that. Besides, wouldn't one think a former World Heavyweight Champion has bigger fish to fry than this? Perhaps with his tag team partner? Speaking of...
The General of the Monkey Army: If it were at all possible for him to go crazier, then he accomplished it when he brought back that damn wind-up monkey. Now the thing about GMAT is that First Blood is right up his alley. With that in mind, my strategy is keep away from him when possible and fight him only when it's unavoidable. But I'll be damned if I let him stop me from taking one of those Turkeys.
The Dream: You know when I first met him he was crazy, but don't let that fool you, he really is a bit messed up in the head. You get used to it after a while but with that said, he's a damn good wrestler and a great partner. Now it would be nice to get the Tag Team Turkey and win those, but I want the Fan Forums Championship that much more and if I have to go through him to do it, then so be it.
Boiraa Ruumu Burara: Half the time I don't know what he's even saying, and he has the unfortunate cachet of being BRB's in-ring representative, which didn't really work out so well for the last guy to do that. Having said that, he's tough and strong and more than capable of making a man bleed if his Gauntlet Match at Wheel of Misfortune is anything to go by. He's another one I'm gonna want to avoid whenever possible, right along with...
Marshall Wesley Coventry: Man's got talent, I'll say that much. I mean, you gotta be talented to beat Connor Mackenzie in a Rules of Honor Match. And yet... that was a really nasty spill you took in that third match Marshall. I know you and your brother have a penchant for healing fast, but four tables? Gods above! You're either crazy, determined or both, but I don't think even you can come back from that so quickly. It rather goes without saying that I'm ready willing and able to exploit that, just letting you know.
Jeremy Dupoe: Last but certainly not least. Looks like you've got your cult back. Don't know the last time Mario and Ophelia have been seen around Parts Unknown, so that's a stop in the right direction. But for the "Envoy of Chaos", your trickery needs some serious work. Then, that's a moot point. You're not only enraged that you got fired from your position after your brilliant scheme failed, you're demented. I'm really afraid of you, and I really do not wanna get on your bad side. So I'm just going to follow the rules I set for Boiraa and GMAT, fight you head-on only is absolutely necessary.
So that's that. Everyone in my match wrapped up in one neat little package. And come SummerFest, that's 7 people who are going to remember my name, whether they want to or not.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jul 2, 2013 18:04:27 GMT -5
OOC: I originally planned to post a different promo, but decided not to. It would've been funny, I think, but ultimately it would've been out of character. So I'll post this one instead.
IC:
*Ryan Blood is seething backstage*
You don't have any idea what you've done, do you, Conda?
If you'd just been content to try and beat me, I'd be content to go into that eight-person First Blood match and just go after the most hemophiliac-like of my opponents.
But since you were stupid enough to embarrass me while I was out, I am going right after you from the opening bell!
Anger gives you an adrenaline burst, Conda, and as you might have guessed, I'm PRETTY DAMN PISSED! And if I calm down between now and Summerfest, I promise you that when I see you next I will be just as pissed as I am now!
So consider this a guarantee, "Princess": I am not just going to make you bleed, I am going to tear you open and watch as every last drop of blood spills out!
Even if I end up with the briefcase that gets me fired after I do it, I feel like it'll be worth it!
As for my other opponents: maybe some of you think that you can get the drop on me while I'm focused on Conda. Try it. Just try it! It won't end well for you.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jul 2, 2013 18:07:25 GMT -5
OOC: As for the promo I originally planned on posting, here it is, viewable by clicking on the spoiler thingy if you're curious. Consider this one non-canon, though. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}JERRY FISH: This is Jerry Fish, FAWA, with Ryan Blood, oh my God, what the f*** just happened?!
RYAN BLOOD: [incensed] WHADDAYA MEAN WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?! JEAYZUS!!! ASHLEY CONDA....OOOOOHHHHH....THAT STUPID SNAKE....THAT SNAKE IS DEAD! CONDA, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! NOBODY DOES THIS TO BLOOD!!! OOOOHHHHH CONDA....YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE! I GUARANTEE IT!
*Blood inexplicably and enragedly empties a jug of water over his head!*
RYAN BLOOD: I AM GONNA KILL YOU! UM--YOU PEOPLE...HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING! THIS IS JUST THE START! I AM THE BLOOD KNIGHT! THIS IS JERRY FISH--
*He shoves Jerry fish for no reason!*
RYAN BLOOD: THIS IS THE FREAKIN' AWESOME WRESTLING ALLIANCE, THE MOST VIOLENT FEDERATION ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! CONDA, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, HOW FAR, I'M GONNA GO! I'm outta here...
*Blood walks away, seething, and the camera pans to the shocked and horrified expression on the face of Jerry Fish*
(And here is the promo I either parodied or shamelessly ripped off, depending on your point of view, if you've never seen it before. Language warning, btw.)
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 2, 2013 19:39:40 GMT -5
OOC: As for the promo I originally planned on posting, here it is, viewable by clicking on the spoiler thingy if you're curious. Consider this one non-canon, though. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}JERRY FISH: This is Jerry Fish, FAWA, with Ryan Blood, oh my God, what the f*** just happened?!
RYAN BLOOD: [incensed] WHADDAYA MEAN WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?! JEAYZUS!!! ASHLEY CONDA....OOOOOHHHHH....THAT STUPID SNAKE....THAT SNAKE IS DEAD! CONDA, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! NOBODY DOES THIS TO BLOOD!!! OOOOHHHHH CONDA....YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE! I GUARANTEE IT!
*Blood inexplicably and enragedly empties a jug of water over his head!*
RYAN BLOOD: I AM GONNA KILL YOU! UM--YOU PEOPLE...HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING! THIS IS JUST THE START! I AM THE BLOOD KNIGHT! THIS IS JERRY FISH--
*He shoves Jerry fish for no reason!*
RYAN BLOOD: THIS IS THE FREAKIN' AWESOME WRESTLING ALLIANCE, THE MOST VIOLENT FEDERATION ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! CONDA, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, HOW FAR, I'M GONNA GO! I'm outta here...
*Blood walks away, seething, and the camera pans to the shocked and horrified expression on the face of Jerry Fish*
(And here is the promo I either parodied or shamelessly ripped off, depending on your point of view, if you've never seen it before. Language warning, btw.)
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jul 2, 2013 21:08:55 GMT -5
*A camera is following Mac the Trainer down a set of stairs, the sounds of an electric guitar being played can be heard echoing as he looks back and shakes his head before chuckling a bit. Walking into a finished basement he sees Connor Mackenzie in a muscle shirt and jeans and sporting his trademark sunglasses as he plays a few chords before looking up to see he has some visitors.*
CM: Geez Mac, for all you knew I could have been naked down here playing a concert for a nice lady friend.
Mac: Thankfully I know that trainer at the gym is working today Romeo.
*Chuckling, Mac looks around before moving to sit down on a stool near a bar. Connor moves to set the guitar down on a stand before standing up and moving to the bar.*
CM: Drink?
Mac: What do you got?
CM: All the healthy stuff you tell me to have...and some not so healthy stuff.
Mac: Oh what the hell, give me something not healthy.
*Connor grins and reaches into a mini fridge and produces three bottles of beer and offers one to Mac, then sets one for the cameraman.*
CM: You know Fish, they do have stands for those things.
Jerry Fish: Way to ruin the anonymity there Connor.
CM: What did you expect? You've been following me around for what? Two years? Now take your beer Mr. Journalism.
*Jerry sets the camera lightly down on the bar as he takes his own beer as he comes into frame now. Connor sits back down in his chair, opening his beer and taking a sip before nodding approvingly*
Mac: Thought I told you to take it easy today?
CM: I am...
*Connor appears to have a sheen of sweat evident on his skin as Mac looks at him questioningly*
CM: I have drums too. It's good cardio.
*Connor motions with a thumb over his shoulder to a drum set a little further back then takes another sip of his beer.*
CM: I'm assuming you're here for a reason?
Mac: I came to check up on you. Fish was here a minute before me saying he wanted to do one of those interviews before Summerfest.
Jerry Fish: Come for the interview, stay for the beer.
*Fish has his own beer open and takes a drink before coughing a bit. Connor smirks at Mac while Jerry Fish collects himself a bit.*
Jerry Fish: For somebody going into the biggest match of his career you seem rather relaxed.
CM: Only because if I wasn't Mac would be telling me to stop being a workaholic.
Mac: Because you are.
CM: Yeah...
*Connor seems a bit absent for a moment as he takes another swig of his beer and sets the bottle down. Mac and Jerry Fish look to one another then back to Connor who leans back in his chair.*
CM: It's been quite a two years hasn't it?
Mac: It has. Few ups, few downs. But you've always done right by yourself. Don't think you could ask for much else. I heard you invited your folks down for the show?
CM: I did. Got them some tickets for it too. Win or lose...it'll be nice to have them there. They watch every week but it's nice to know when they are there in person. Nice to have that extra little support. Think I'm going to need it.
Mac: You've been doing everything you can for two years to get yourself here kid. Only one you have beat is-
CM: -Myself, I know. Just...one of those things. Looking back, seeing what's gone on. Getting from there to here. Never really expected it to be like this. Heh, maybe some thought I'd be here sooner than this too.
Jerry Fish: Do you think you should have?
CM: Hmm...no? Maybe? That's a question that can have a lot of answers.
*Connor laughs as he rubs his face lightly*
CM: I've seen guys come and go. Win the big titles and lose them. Won some and lost some myself. But this...this is the thing you get into this business for y'know? The thing you see on a guy when you walk in day one and say "I am going to be there some day".
Jerry Fish: Is that what you said day one?
CM: Actually, my first day I seem to recall mouthing off to Whitey Fats. Never forgot what he said back though. "Who are you?". Gotta credit it to him, or point the finger at I guess if anyone ever looks for someone to blame. He made me want to show him. Show everybody. It's what I came here to do.
Mac: Been doing it ever since.
CM: Yeah, I guess I have. I don't have any regrets. Not one. Every decision, every match has brought me to his. All those little moments all adding up for this big one. Maybe I was holding back a bit before...maybe I wasn't sure I was ready. But now? Now it's just got that feel. Like, you can feel that electricity in the air. Like I can grab it. I guess Summerfest, I just convinced myself it's time to do just that. And grab the Heavyweight title at the same time.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 4, 2013 16:39:32 GMT -5
BRB: You hab koowite matchup een Fesutibarlu Summerl, Buraara-Sama. I hab match againsto menny men and eeben wooman!
Battlre is to feersto bulruddo. I not trlain foh such purleecizhun brutal. I lern pin and subbomit opponents, not bulreed. Not on purpuss. Match wirlu bee chalrenju Ruumufoh me, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara!
I faze mulruteepoh men in wun match befoh and I doo eet again at Summahfesto!
Mulrigan-san, Buraara-sama, we fight wit honah and fire spirit foh grlayt vittoree!
Banzai!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 4, 2013 17:21:11 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin and MiscreAnt are backstage laughing with the titles that they still have.*
Seth: Everyone said it couldn't be done. Everyone said we wouldn't beat the team of Gus Richlen and Michael Hayden. But guess what???
MiscreAnt: We did it.
Seth: Yes, we did. MiscreAnt and I are STILL the tag team champions. But good news for you idiots in the FAWA Galaxy as we won't be walking out of this company with these belts as well as my world heavyweight title because your boss Boiler Room Brawler decided to wake up and get me what I want. Now I know he made some additions as well that put him in the main event of Summerfest and made himself the ref if me and Jonathan get into the cell at Gookermania, but we got a bigger payday, protection from this company if they attempted to steal our belts due to injury, and most of all.........I get the opportunity to face Jonathan at Gookermania in a Hell in a Cell Match, if Jonathan actually has the nerve to accept.
MiscreAnt: FAWA, I would like you to know that my partner Seth is generous to even allow BRB's additions into this new contract because Seth could have done what he did with that orangutan and tore up the damn contract and to add insult to injury, he could have shoved that contract up the boss' ass. I mean, what could BRB do..........fire him??? Ha!!!
Seth: Agreed, but now I have to deal with two people inside a steel cage for MY world heavyweight title. The last man I ever signed as CEO of this company in the current Forums Champion Connor Mackenzie and the owner of this company Boiler Room Brawler are my opponents. Now both men believe me to be delusional to be so confident that I will retain the world title. But we showed that when we say we keep these tag titles through our sinning and grinning and we did. So I am going to do the same thing. Connor and Brawler, I am the most sadistic guy in this ring so locking me in a steel cage is like locking up two jabronis with a hungry lion. It doesn't end well. So at SummerFest, despite the odds against me, I will keep this world title that I have so lovingly made look better with this giant black X.
MiscreAnt: But you better be careful Seth because I am going to be winning that Money In The Bank or Botch Ladder Match and have the briefcase for your world title.
Seth: Well, when you win that match, it wont matter what this company does to us because one of us will be the world champion.
MiscreAnt: And we will do all that.............while we sin with a grin.
Seth: Speaking of which, we will have to figure out a name for our tag team name soon.
MiscreAnt: Well, we will do that when the time comes.
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