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Post by General Adam on Jun 9, 2013 17:50:05 GMT -5
*Antihero is sitting in the locker room. Big week for everyone's favorite Antihero next week, but first things first. John Creed I'm sorry I shouldn't have backed into the corner, or grabbed your shirt and for that I am sorry.
But anyway next week I've got two huge matches, first a steel cage escape match for a future Tag Title shot, and a chance at vengeance against Misc, and let me be perfectly clear Misc, you know how I can get when I've been pushed too far and I pray you push me no farther last week your tactics were frustrating, and they almost brought me back to that place, the place that I fear to go. And honestly you should be thanking Connor because he saved your freaking life! Please Misc just leave it there.
Now onto my opponents:
Ryan Blood and the General of the Monkey Army- Now General if you recall at Gookermania I prevented you from becoming the Freakin Awesome champion by pinning you I don't see you as a threat very much anymore seeing as you're now just Ryan Blood's goofy sidekick with a wind-up Monkey, And that brings me to you Ryan, we have quite a bit of history with one another, you see what many people will remember is last year I was feuding with the Fallen but seeing as you were the World Champion at the time and I was Freakin Awesome Champion, we never got to settle our issues, this is gonna be fun.
Scott Martin and The Dream- Oh boy, Well let's start off with the guy I don't know that well, The Dream, I'll be honest I've wanted a match with you for a while because I really love light hearted fun shenanigans, I know you won't disappoint. And Now onto you Scott, I meant what I said you are going to a champion in this company some day, well provided you don't get the wrong briefcase, but anyways, you won't do it at my expense, but good luck anyway.
And now the real Odd Couple
Gus Richlen and Michael Hayden- Gus you know how I am and I respect you quite a bit, I know now probably isn't when you wanted to hear someone say that, or the person you wanted to hear say that, AM I RIGHT MICHAEL HAYDEN!? I kid, I kid but in all seriousness other than Connor and my self if I want any team to win it's you two.
And speaking of Michael Hayden after that I've got him in a TV title match, a match I wanted last year when he had the TV title for the first time, Last year the two of us both had strong resumes for being rookie of the year. But since then it's obvious I've been a lot less successful, I mean let's face it you're the TV Champion, you are the Lord of the Ring. Hell you were the World Champion. Not to mention I was your opponent in the semi finals of the tournament crown the Lord of the Ring. I can't wait for the rematch it's gonna be great!
And then the following week, I'll get the Tag title match and win that becoming a double champion, and life will be good!
And then the week after that, I enter Money in the Bank or Botch to get my shot at glory, and now for my opponents there....
Wait who are they again?
What do you mean you don't know we have two weeks left, and I still don't know who my opponents are?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 11, 2013 0:48:13 GMT -5
BRB: Mighty battlre awaits me and my cosimic pahtnah in feets and feets of solrid steelru!
Duupoh-kun ando Cainno-kun were meerle beginningu forl us mighty fyuchurl champeeonsu!
Eighto opponent stando noh chansu againsto us, Mulrigan-san. You use yourl big, orlanju, wehsterln eyes too faind escape whilre I holrd them alr back.
Buraara-sama, we once, we win twice on Niterlaw! New strleak is begun!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 19, 2013 14:36:52 GMT -5
*It's dark in the back, and Gus Richlen, Shaelin Marie O'Hara, and Marshall Wesley Coventry are surrounding the camera like they're The Shield.*
You scared yet, Drakin? You scared that your world is going to crumble down when you lose everything in the space of two weeks?
See, it doesn't matter how much you insist you won't defend your title if Michaels doesn't come back. We'll FORCE you to show up to Summerfest to lose the FAWA World Championship to Connor Mackenzie. And if you try to resist, well, maybe I should remind you that the statue of limitations hasn't expired. Do we need to make you choose?
And just because I'm going to take the Forums Championship from Mackenzie in a Two-Out-Of-Three Falls match doesn't mean I'm going to leave him such a wreck that he can't give you the beating that you've had coming for far too long now.
Next week, Michael Hayden and I are taking the tag titles that I never lost and that you stole from him away from you, and at Summerfest, I guarantee that you will lose the FAWA World Championship to Connor Mackenzie. It's what you deserve.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 19, 2013 15:06:28 GMT -5
*It's dark in the back, and Gus Richlen, Shaelin Marie O'Hara, and Marshall Wesley Coventry are surrounding the camera like they're The Shield.* You scared yet, Drakin? You scared that your world is going to crumble down when you lose everything in the space of two weeks?See, it doesn't matter how much you insist you won't defend your title if Michaels doesn't come back. We'll FORCE you to show up to Summerfest to lose the FAWA World Championship to Connor Mackenzie. And if you try to resist, well, maybe I should remind you that the statue of limitations hasn't expired. Do we need to make you choose?And just because I'm going to take the Forums Championship from Mackenzie in a Two-Out-Of-Three Falls match doesn't mean I'm going to leave him such a wreck that he can't give you the beating that you've had coming for far too long now.Next week, Michael Hayden and I are taking the tag titles that I never lost and that you stole from him away from you, and at Summerfest, I guarantee that you will lose the FAWA World Championship to Connor Mackenzie. It's what you deserve. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jun 19, 2013 21:03:56 GMT -5
*A picture of static appears before clearing, the sounds of metal hitting metal heard. As the picture comes into focus it is clear that the cameraman is in the familiar gym frequented by Connor Mackenzie. As the sound of metal hitting metal gets louder, the camera pans to see Connor working on a universal gym with his trainer Mac beside him.*
Mac: Before you go facing off with Drakin. IF you face off with Drakin. You got a Fan-Forums title to defend.
CM: The thought never left my mind Mac.
Mac: Yeah, because we all know how great a brain you've got.
CM: Something troubling you Mac?
*Connor would stop his exercise as he would look to Mac questioningly.*
Mac: This whole thing troubles me. Whole company seems to be on edge, everybody at each others throats. Don't like it. Not one bit. And you have this match with Coventry next week. Mind telling me what you were thinking in accepting that challenge?
CM: Aren't you the one always telling me not to be predictable. Mac, if I'm going to say I'm the best I kind of need to be able to back that up.
Mac: I know, I know...just Coventry's got the advantage when it comes to those hardcore type matches. You...you don't even like using stuff. It puts you at a disadvantage.
CM: Just because I'm not going to pick up a weapon and swing it at somebody doesn't mean I'm not going to use the environment around me when I'm able Mac. And while Coventry and guys like The General and Mulligan might be more in their element in these types of matches it doesn't mean I'm fighting with my hands tied.
Mac: Don't give him ideas.
CM: I'm not trying to. Coventry's tough. He's got endurance, intensity, he's unpredictable. All things that I strive for as well.
Mac: Yeah, but you didn't go to a psych ward for your "instability".
CM:..you've been listening to too much Jesse King commentary.
*Connor stretches his arms out a bit as Mac crosses his arms over his chest.*
Mac: Just promise me one thing...you keep your head on straight. You fight your fight. Capiche?
CM: Always have, always will Mac.
Mac: And one match at a time.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 20, 2013 13:30:59 GMT -5
*It's dark in the back, and Gus Richlen, Shaelin Marie O'Hara, and Marshall Wesley Coventry are surrounding the camera like they're The Shield.* You scared yet, Drakin? You scared that your world is going to crumble down when you lose everything in the space of two weeks?See, it doesn't matter how much you insist you won't defend your title if Michaels doesn't come back. We'll FORCE you to show up to Summerfest to lose the FAWA World Championship to Connor Mackenzie. And if you try to resist, well, maybe I should remind you that the statue of limitations hasn't expired. Do we need to make you choose?And just because I'm going to take the Forums Championship from Mackenzie in a Two-Out-Of-Three Falls match doesn't mean I'm going to leave him such a wreck that he can't give you the beating that you've had coming for far too long now.Next week, Michael Hayden and I are taking the tag titles that I never lost and that you stole from him away from you, and at Summerfest, I guarantee that you will lose the FAWA World Championship to Connor Mackenzie. It's what you deserve.
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!! NOBODY!!!!
And I'll be DAMNED if I let you and BRB destroy through your actions what I have sacrificed so much to sustain. I won't f***ing let it happen. Not on my watch.
You WILL defend the FAWA World Championship at Summerfest whether you want to or not. I'll make sure of it. And I will make DAMN SURE that you lose. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 20, 2013 14:04:56 GMT -5
If I have said it once, I have said it a million times.............go ahead and pull your crap. I will do what I have always done and stay true to my word. And if BRB doesn't give me what I want, I will walk away and you know what, I won't feel an ounce of regret doing it.
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!! NOBODY!!!!
And I'll be DAMNED if I let you and BRB destroy through your actions what I have sacrificed so much to sustain. I won't f***ing let it happen. Not on my watch.
You WILL defend the FAWA World Championship at Summerfest whether you want to or not. I'll make sure of it. And I will make DAMN SURE that you lose.
Oh and maybe you should be more worried about the tag title shots you and Hayden have instead of a belt or decision that you play zero part in because the two of you couldn't beat me by myself. Wonder what would happen when I have a partner just as devious as I am. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 20, 2013 14:23:18 GMT -5
Haven't you realized the problem with your decision, Betty?
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!! NOBODY!!!!
And I'll be DAMNED if I let you and BRB destroy through your actions what I have sacrificed so much to sustain. I won't f***ing let it happen. Not on my watch.
You WILL defend the FAWA World Championship at Summerfest whether you want to or not. I'll make sure of it. And I will make DAMN SURE that you lose.
Oh and maybe you should be more worried about the tag title shots you and Hayden have instead of a belt or decision that you play zero part in because the two of you couldn't beat me by myself. Wonder what would happen when I have a partner just as devious as I am.
Let me repeat that so you can understand what I just said:
YOU.
WILL.
HAVE.
NOTHING.
PERIOD.
And once again, since nobody cares what you think, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU FACE MACKENZIE WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT! And yes, I WILL interfere and cost you the title if I have to because quite frankly it's what you deserve. It's LONG past time for all your misdeeds to come back to haunt you, and I'll gladly stand by and watch you fall. And if Michaels doesn't face you in the Cell, I have ZERO problem tearing you apart in it myself.... |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 20, 2013 18:17:05 GMT -5
BRB: What went rlong in steelr cayju, Muhlrigan-san? Yoo werle too grleedee. Yoo wanted titlres too harld. Yoo need to know how to softlry dezirle yor goarles. Boiraa Ruumu Buraara, yourle house of powah pahtna is herle to teach all and morle!
Rlichuren-san and Hayden-san have shorlt rleign with titlres. They lrike tigerles. They win fast. They rlooze fast. Yoo and mee, Mulrigan-san. We be like drlagons. We will win the titles slroh, but we wilr lrooze dem slrow too.
Time trlain!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 20, 2013 18:46:18 GMT -5
BRB: Summerfest is just a couple of weeks away and I couldn't be more angry with my company's main event.
Seth Drakin, I'll tell you what, you touched me from the heart with your little speech about Michaels. It made me realize that we should be allies and our mutual hatred for Jonathan Michaels has pitted us against each other because we have different opinions (and different means) of solving our problems with him.
But you're going to hold up my company, tarnish the legacy of the World Heavyweight Title while I am the boss, just to get a piece of him once and for all in a Hell in a Cell at my company's biggest show of the year?
I thought about it long and hard. I have the power to keep Michaels out of my company as long as I run it. But you're going to walk out with the title?
There is only reason I care about that Drakin: I've never held the World Heavyweight Title. I've been Tag Team Champion. I've held the Interforums and Hardcore Championships at the same time. I could make a new World Heavyweight Title and put it on someone else. The fans will cheer. I know they will and so do you. But to not only own the majority stock in the FAWA, but to also hold its highest title from an unbroken line of champions at the same time? That would make my day, Drakin.
I could look back at everyone who ever laughed at me. Everyone who ever underestimated me. Everyone who only looks at the numbers and never the matches. For even just one night there would be one indisputable fact: I won the top belt.
Seth Drakin, as a man who hates Jonathan Michaels to my core, I challenge you for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerfest in a Steel Cage. I'm going to take back my company's Number One title. You were there when I faced Michaels last Summerfest. He couldn't beat me and so you helped him. You saw the truth in that match: no one man can take me. Michaels needed you. Demented needed Jackson. Enigma needed Michaels and Antihero.
You want to face Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania VI? Then the first stop will be me, BRB!
And there's only one way you're gonna face Michaels at Gookermania VI: if I am Special Guest Referee.
Agree to these terms, Seth Drakin, and you got yourself that match.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jun 20, 2013 19:36:03 GMT -5
BRB: Summerfest is just a couple of weeks away and I couldn't be more angry with my company's main event.
Seth Drakin, I'll tell you what, you touched me from the heart with your little speech about Michaels. It made me realize that we should be allies and our mutual hatred for Jonathan Michaels has pitted us against each other because we have different opinions (and different means) of solving our problems with him.
But you're going to hold up my company, tarnish the legacy of the World Heavyweight Title while I am the boss, just to get a piece of him once and for all in a Hell in a Cell at my company's biggest show of the year?
I thought about it long and hard. I have the power to keep Michaels out of my company as long as I run it. But you're going to walk out with the title?
There is only reason I care about that Drakin: I've never held the World Heavyweight Title. I've been Tag Team Champion. I've held the Interforums and Hardcore Championships at the same time. I could make a new World Heavyweight Title and put it on someone else. The fans will cheer. I know they will and so do you. But to not only own the majority stock in the FAWA, but to also hold its highest title from an unbroken line of champions at the same time? That would make my day, Drakin.
I could look back at everyone who ever laughed at me. Everyone who ever underestimated me. Everyone who only looks at the numbers and never the matches. For even just one night there would be one indisputable fact: I won the top belt.
Seth Drakin, as a man who hates Jonathan Michaels to my core, I challenge you for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerfest in a Steel Cage. I'm going to take back my company's Number One title. You were there when I faced Michaels last Summerfest. He couldn't beat me and so you helped him. You saw the truth in that match: no one man can take me. Michaels needed you. Demented needed Jackson. Enigma needed Michaels and Antihero.
You want to face Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania VI? Then the first stop will be me, BRB!
And there's only one way you're gonna face Michaels at Gookermania VI: if I am Special Guest Referee.
Agree to these terms, Seth Drakin, and you got yourself that match.
It's rather fitting though that this comes to a head at Summerfest. The event that saw us cross paths for the first time those couple of years ago. One champion, two challengers both vying for a title they have never held. I hope Seth accepts because I'm looking forward to the tagline now. The Sinner versus The Brawler versus The Best in the FAWA. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 21:33:56 GMT -5
I made my challenge Antihero. Are you willing to take me out? If you do that makes the chance for you all to gain you precious tag team titles back. I cannot wait to see you go berserk. It shall be fun!
Now onto the tag team titles match. Me and Seth vs Dysfunctional Team #451. Hayden and Gus the two of you have zero percent chance to beat me and Seth. We are a well season, know each other as well as anyone, and undefeated in tag team action. You truly think the two of you? Two people who 2 months ago wanted to tare eachother's hearts out, will somhow magically work together and defeat us. That senerio only works in fairy tales.
This is no fairy tale. Its real life. That means Seth and I commit a sin, and do it with a grin. See you on Niteraw. Be prepared to lose.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 20, 2013 23:02:45 GMT -5
Wow Brawler actually did the right thing? Wow color me surprised even if it was for the wrong reasons.
MiscreAnt I'll deal with you on Niteraw.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 20, 2013 23:23:32 GMT -5
Welcome to Victimville, miscreAnt. Population: You. You're losing the tag team titles and you will never be able to do anything to prevent it.
And the days of egomaniacs inserting themselvs into title matches to screw over the more deserving end now. Brawler, you come anywhere near the ring at Summerfest and The Revolution will make sure you regret the mistake.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 20, 2013 23:41:35 GMT -5
Just let him go Gus, if he wants to lock himself in a cage with two men who are by and large his superiors that's his deal, He won't change the outcome much, Connor will still leave the Champion and Brawler and Drakin will have nothing left, you just focus on the Tag titles my friend.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jun 21, 2013 6:28:22 GMT -5
Just let him go Gus, if he wants to lock himself in a cage with two men who are by and large his superiors that's his deal, He won't change the outcome much, Connor will still leave the Champion and Brawler and Drakin will have nothing left, you just focus on the Tag titles my friend.
And Gus, while I appreciate the sentiment, this is something I need to do on my own. I earned this chance and whether it be against Seth, BRB or anyone else I intend to see it through to the end and prove to everyone in the FAWA that I am the best damn wrestler in the FAWA today.
But first thing is first. This Niteraw, Marshall and I burn the house down the only way we know how. Coventry, leave it all in the ring man. I plan on doing the same. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 21, 2013 13:22:40 GMT -5
Just let him go Gus, if he wants to lock himself in a cage with two men who are by and large his superiors that's his deal, He won't change the outcome much, Connor will still leave the Champion and Brawler and Drakin will have nothing left, you just focus on the Tag titles my friend.
And Gus, while I appreciate the sentiment, this is something I need to do on my own. I earned this chance and whether it be against Seth, BRB or anyone else I intend to see it through to the end and prove to everyone in the FAWA that I am the best damn wrestler in the FAWA today.
But first thing is first. This Niteraw, Marshall and I burn the house down the only way we know how. Coventry, leave it all in the ring man. I plan on doing the same.
As far as the Two Out Of Three Falls Match next week, however, I'm afraid I can't wish you luck. I'll do everything I can to make sure you're still able to compete at your best against Betty and BRB, but I WANT THAT BELT, just as much as my brother wants to take back the tag titles that he never lost. Difference is, I have no animosity towards you, Dragon. I hope you do win the FAWA World Championship because, quite frankly, you've been screwed over so many times it's gotten ridiculous. But my brother and I want, no, not just want, NEED to be champions again. I'm sorry, Dragon, but next week, that title is mine. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 21, 2013 19:56:22 GMT -5
Spoken like a true businessman, Boiler Room Brawler. You want to insert yourself into the World Title match, thinking that I would be more willing to put the world title in even more danger if the opportunity to face Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania VI in a Hell in a Cell. Well as much as I love shoving it in the faces of these fans that I am their world heavyweight champion, I'm fine with that.
However, my attorneys have told me that they will need to see the contract to, just to make sure you don't pull any fast ones on me. If everything checks out, I will give you the contract signed on NiteRaw and once that happens, your company will be fine.
You see sheep, I am a fair man despite my adage of sinning with a grin.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 21, 2013 20:31:19 GMT -5
Money in the Bank or Botch. The moment that will either define my career or destroy it. There is no in between with this match. And the really crazy thing is that this match is a First Blood Match. Not entirely sure how that works but hey, I don't make the matches. My best guess is that the first four people to draw blood will get a random turkey. Now there are, I believe, four turkeys, one with a guaranteed Fan Forums Championship shot, one with a guaranteed Tag Team Championship opportunity, and two with pink slips. Guess which two you wanna don't want to get? But I'm rambling, so it's time to discuss an opponent. Today's opponent will be Ashley Conda. The new femme fatale of FAWA who's now world famous for beating up Tim Hoss. Anyway to get notorious eh? Now the really weird thing is how you go into this match despite not doing anything to earn it. Boiler Room Brawler gave me the shot after my series with Antihero. What have you done? Nothing.
Watch out FAWA, because if I get the Fan Forums Turkey or the Tag Team Turkey, one way or another I will be wearing gold.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2013 0:54:09 GMT -5
Spoken like a true businessman, Boiler Room Brawler. You want to insert yourself into the World Title match, thinking that I would be more willing to put the world title in even more danger if the opportunity to face Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania VI in a Hell in a Cell. Well as much as I love shoving it in the faces of these fans that I am their world heavyweight champion, I'm fine with that.
However, my attorneys have told me that they will need to see the contract to, just to make sure you don't pull any fast ones on me. If everything checks out, I will give you the contract signed on NiteRaw and once that happens, your company will be fine.
You see sheep, I am a fair man despite my adage of sinning with a grin.
*sighs*
Against Jonathan Michaels. You made the choice last year, Drakin. Michaels was more valuable to your plan to destroy my company than I was. I'm still the only one who gets that and now you want to finish what you started.
I'll see you at Niteraw you son of a bitch.
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