Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 27, 2013 15:20:42 GMT -5
@bigskyfawa Finished my tour of Japan. Great joshis competing there. Wish I could bring them back with me.
@bigskyfawa Stopped in Roanpur, Thailand to check on Ricky. He's doing great and can't wait to return.
@bigskyfawa Revy can't wait for him to leave either, haha. His training is driving her crazy.
@bigskyfawa And next week, we're reading Brawler the riot act.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 27, 2013 21:56:45 GMT -5
*OLM is standing next to Bouiraa Ruumu Buraaraa, he waves his hand in front of BRB's face......to no reaction*
So......Buuraaraa.....You're my tag partner....huh.
You've systematically destroyed every challenger that has entered the ring to face you! I...haven't been as lucky. But victory shall be.....Mine.....*cough* OURS!
With your obvious skills in martial arts, and my ruthless tenacity and unpredictable offense we'll bring back the Tag Team titles to their rightful home: A Nebulous Region of space populated by Three Pirate worlds, a Cowboy planet and at least 7 sentient fungi! *Boiraa Ruumu Buraara stares straight ahead as he responds.* BRB: I noh not about strlanjo rlando, Orlange-san. I bisit dees warudo of fungus, I eat dem wiz my spiced meatso and noodrles! Rlike I wilr consoom Dupo-san soshute Caino-san in skwayrled seercrle on Naitorlaw!
Dupo-san! You tink you arle smarlt, but Boiraa Ruumu Buraara is grleatesto in purlorlesu warudo! Smaht monkey eez monkey but not man!
Ando Cain-san! Sizu does not mattah when you face Boiraa Ruumu Buraara! I trlain forl big Amerlica-jin rlike you arl mai rlaifu! You wirl be warlk in cake! I eat cake like I eat resuraas at Whiru Misfohchuun!
Orlange-san! We arle parltnerls in battrle. You tag me, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara sama, into rling and I win berlts! Stando back! |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on May 27, 2013 22:13:03 GMT -5
OOC: Oh god I read that promo in this guy's voice...  |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 27, 2013 22:50:12 GMT -5
OOC: Works for me.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 27, 2013 23:40:14 GMT -5
*OLM is standing next to Bouiraa Ruumu Buraaraa, he waves his hand in front of BRB's face......to no reaction*
So......Buuraaraa.....You're my tag partner....huh.
You've systematically destroyed every challenger that has entered the ring to face you! I...haven't been as lucky. But victory shall be.....Mine.....*cough* OURS!
With your obvious skills in martial arts, and my ruthless tenacity and unpredictable offense we'll bring back the Tag Team titles to their rightful home: A Nebulous Region of space populated by Three Pirate worlds, a Cowboy planet and at least 7 sentient fungi! *Boiraa Ruumu Buraara stares straight ahead as he responds.* BRB: I noh not about strlanjo rlando, Orlange-san. I bisit dees warudo of fungus, I eat dem wiz my spiced meatso and noodrles! Rlike I wilr consoom Dupo-san soshute Caino-san in skwayrled seercrle on Naitorlaw!
Dupo-san! You tink you arle smarlt, but Boiraa Ruumu Buraara is grleatesto in purlorlesu warudo! Smaht monkey eez monkey but not man!
Ando Cain-san! Sizu does not mattah when you face Boiraa Ruumu Buraara! I trlain forl big Amerlica-jin rlike you arl mai rlaifu! You wirl be warlk in cake! I eat cake like I eat resuraas at Whiru Misfohchuun!
Orlange-san! We arle parltnerls in battrle. You tag me, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara sama, into rling and I win berlts! Stando back!OOC: I apologize to real Asian people everywhere for how hard that promo make me laugh. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 28, 2013 14:02:23 GMT -5
Despite the fact that we as the tag team champions, we defeated the Forums Champion and his #1 contender for that belt partner, it was still a disappointing night because the folks at FAWA have found a way to steal the Television Title away from my good friend MiscreAnt. And yet surprisingly, my good friend hasn't even been given a chance at a rematch. Typical FAWA negotiation tactics.
Next week on NiteRaw, I will be giving a sit down interview and while I am sure that the jackals at FAWA will try to convince me to do the right thing and let FAWA off for this transgression by their CEO, but I will not waiver. I will continue with my decision to hold out for that contract renewal. The Seth Drakin Farewell Tour Continues!!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 28, 2013 17:05:16 GMT -5
*Boiraa Ruumu Buraara stares straight ahead as he responds.* BRB: I noh not about strlanjo rlando, Orlange-san. I bisit dees warudo of fungus, I eat dem wiz my spiced meatso and noodrles! Rlike I wilr consoom Dupo-san soshute Caino-san in skwayrled seercrle on Naitorlaw!
Dupo-san! You tink you arle smarlt, but Boiraa Ruumu Buraara is grleatesto in purlorlesu warudo! Smaht monkey eez monkey but not man!
Ando Cain-san! Sizu does not mattah when you face Boiraa Ruumu Buraara! I trlain forl big Amerlica-jin rlike you arl mai rlaifu! You wirl be warlk in cake! I eat cake like I eat resuraas at Whiru Misfohchuun!
Orlange-san! We arle parltnerls in battrle. You tag me, Boiraa Ruumu Buraara sama, into rling and I win berlts! Stando back!OOC: I apologize to real Asian people everywhere for how hard that promo make me laugh. OOC: And for the record, I mean no offense to any real Asians much less Japanese. I'm going for a man who can reasonably speak English but retains a bit of his native tongue beyond just accent and has a flawed grasp of English articles, idioms, and expressions. |
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on May 31, 2013 9:17:54 GMT -5
Boiraa, I know that English isn't your first language so I'm going to put this in terms you understand. I. am. going. to. tear. you. limb. from. limb. and. send. Brawler. the. pieces. as. a. warning. As for the greedy man in the orange spandex, greed goes against all of my principles and, in fact is often destroyed on site, keep that in mind former pirate boy, or was in pumpkin boy....pony boy? I've lost track.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 31, 2013 12:22:37 GMT -5
East vs. West. Massachusetts vs. California. There isn't anything like a good old coastal rivalry. And on Niteraw, Michael Hayden and I will add a new chapter to it when we square off for the Television Championship. Michael, unlike me, you were born into Television, molded by it. After all, one doesn't earn the nickname "Hollywood's Own" for nothing, right? And hell, the Television Championship is where you first rose to prominence! To my knowledge, you've held the TV Championship for the longest out of anyone in the history of this company. But if you think that Niteraw is going to spark a return to Happy Days for you, then you are sorely mistaken.
Michael Hayden, I will be taking the Television Title from you on Niteraw, and I will not let you stop me from doing so.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 6, 2013 13:04:22 GMT -5
*In a dark alley in Thailand, somebody suddenly grabs the TV camera, a wide-eyed maniacal someone:*
You thought you could get rid of me, didn't you?! You thought Gus Richlen would never come back to FAWA, didn't you, Brawler?! YOU WERE HOPING FOR IT LIKE BETTY AND MISCREANT WERE HOPING, WEREN'T YOU?!
Well guess what, Brawler?! I'M BACK AND SICKER THAN EVER! All this training in Thailand, sure, Revy and Eda and Balalaika are happy to see me finally leave and so is Benny because I obliterated that robot he and Revy set up for my training but GUESS WHAT?! IT'S MADE ME BETTER LIKE I SAID IT WOULD!!!!
You better hope with everything you've got that Hayden and I lose next week, because otherwise, you're the first person that I'm going to hunt down!
RUNNNNNNNNNNN TOOOOO THEEEEEEE HILLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS
RUNNNNNNNNNNN FORRRRRRRRRRR YOURRRRRRRRRR LIIIIIIIIIIIVESSSSSSSS-
*camera shuts off*
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 7, 2013 15:09:45 GMT -5
*Antihero is sitting in the locker room.
Big week for everyone's favorite Antihero next week, but first things first. John Creed I'm sorry I shouldn't have backed into the corner, or grabbed your shirt and for that I am sorry.
But anyway next week I've got two huge matches, first a steel cage escape match for a future Tag Title shot, and a chance at vengeance against Misc, and let me be perfectly clear Misc, you know how I can get when I've been pushed too far and I pray you push me no farther last week your tactics were frustrating, and they almost brought me back to that place, the place that I fear to go. And honestly you should be thanking Connor because he saved your freaking life! Please Misc just leave it there.
Now onto my opponents:
Ryan Blood and the General of the Monkey Army- Now General if you recall at Gookermania I prevented you from becoming the Freakin Awesome champion by pinning you I don't see you as a threat very much anymore seeing as you're now just Ryan Blood's goofy sidekick with a wind-up Monkey, And that brings me to you Ryan, we have quite a bit of history with one another, you see what many people will remember is last year I was feuding with the Fallen but seeing as you were the World Champion at the time and I was Freakin Awesome Champion, we never got to settle our issues, this is gonna be fun.
Scott Martin and The Dream- Oh boy, Well let's start off with the guy I don't know that well, The Dream, I'll be honest I've wanted a match with you for a while because I really love light hearted fun shenanigans, I know you won't disappoint. And Now onto you Scott, I meant what I said you are going to a champion in this company some day, well provided you don't get the wrong briefcase, but anyways, you won't do it at my expense, but good luck anyway.
And now the real Odd Couple
Gus Richlen and Michael Hayden- Gus you know how I am and I respect you quite a bit, I know now probably isn't when you wanted to hear someone say that, or the person you wanted to hear say that, AM I RIGHT MICHAEL HAYDEN!? I kid, I kid but in all seriousness other than Connor and my self if I want any team to win it's you two.
And speaking of Michael Hayden after that I've got him in a TV title match, a match I wanted last year when he had the TV title for the first time, Last year the two of us both had strong resumes for being rookie of the year. But since then it's obvious I've been a lot less successful, I mean let's face it you're the TV Champion, you are the Lord of the Ring. Hell you were the World Champion. Not to mention I was your opponent in the semi finals of the tournament crown the Lord of the Ring. I can't wait for the rematch it's gonna be great!
And then the following week, I'll get the Tag title match and win that becoming a double champion, and life will be good!
And then the week after that, I enter Money in the Bank or Botch to get my shot at glory, and now for my opponents there....
Wait who are they again?
What do you mean you don't know we have two weeks left, and I still don't know who my opponents are?
Whatever, I really need to pee anyway!
*The camera cuts out as he leaves
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 8, 2013 5:06:57 GMT -5
Ryan Blood and the General of the Monkey Army- Now General if you recall at Gookermania I prevented you from becoming the Freakin Awesome champion by pinning you I don't see you as a threat very much anymore seeing as you're now just Ryan Blood's goofy sidekick with a wind-up Monkey, And that brings me to you Ryan, we have quite a bit of history with one another, you see what many people will remember is last year I was feuding with the Fallen but seeing as you were the World Champion at the time and I was Freakin Awesome Champion, we never got to settle our issues, this is gonna be fun.
I know better. You're teaming up with Connor Mackenzie. The #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, and a guy who's given me a lot of trouble in the past.
That doesn't mean I'm resigning myself to getting beaten, though. It means I'm gonna hit both of you f***s with everything I've got, and the General's gonna do the same.
But the world wants to know: What does Ryan Blood think about the rest of the competition? Glad you asked, world! I'm gonna tell ya.
Michael Hayden and Gus Richlen. On paper, a dream team. In reality, it'll be surprising if those two can work together like the other four teams in there can. On the other hand, if Hayden or Gussy is climbing up the top of the cage and sees his partner getting the shit beaten out of him down below, I doubt he'll be tempted to stop climbing and jump back down to save the guy. So they have that going for them.
Scott Martin and The Dream. You guys have something to prove after getting beaten by me and the General a little while ago.
Orange Lantern Mulligan and Boiraa Ruumu Buraara. Nice win you got over Dupoe and Cain on the last show. You got plenty of motivation to try and come out on top here, between Mulligan's greed for gold--and everything, really--and BRB's putting pressure on his in-ring representative to succeed.
Gentlemen, I don't like all of you. I would cheerfully make a quadruple amputee out of Richlen if I could get away with it. And those of you I do like? I'm still gonna do my very best to destroy!
BUT! If somehow the General and me don't win, if somehow it's one of the other teams, then I have this to say to you: you had better damn well win against Drakin and MiscreANT the week after that. They cannot be allowed to leave this company with those belts as well as the World Heavyweight Championship. So if you succeed on the upcoming NiteRaw, you had better not let the FAWA down by choking against the Tag Team Champions. |
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jun 8, 2013 12:30:48 GMT -5
Ryan, I wouldn't expect you to hit me with any less. But the fact of the matter that there are going to be ten men stepping into that ring come Niteraw and only two will be walking out with the chance to challenge Seth and MiscreAnt.
Michael and Gus, Martin and Dream, Mulligan and BRB's stooge, Ryan and The General. All eight of you are competitors through and through. Some of you I like...some of you I don't. But the one thing you all have in common is having earned some respect from me. Because while guys like Seth and Misc can go running around here trying to burn it to the ground we're here to say that we will not let this company crumble. Not because of them, not because BRB can't see past his own ego, but because we are the present, the past and the future of this company. This isn't BRB's. This isn't Seth's or the Pantheon's or anybody else's. This is ours. This is what we make of it. So come Niteraw we can all get in that ring and beat the hell out of each other but at least we all know where we stand. This is our home. This is our livelihood. And we're not going to damn well let anyone take it away from us. They are not going to take away our respect, our dedication and they're not going to take away the championships that make this a one of a kind company.
So Seth, Misc. Keep your eyes peeled. We're coming for you. And you better pray to whatever being you believe in that it's not the one and only Antihero and the FAN-Forums champ, yours truly, Connor Mackenzie because we're out for payback. And we are out to take back the reigns of this company before you or anybody else send it over a cliff.
*Connor starts to walk away but pauses, looking back over his shoulder.*
And Marshall...you might think you have the advantage after the Rules of Honor but if there is one thing that's for sure. It's that nothing is for sure. When you and I face off, it's going to be unlike anything you've ever seen. Because if there's anything I love, it's a challenge and giving my all. Which you will have in two weeks.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 16:59:39 GMT -5
Anti. Don't tell me what to do. I have built a career around people telling me what to do, and spitting at the thought. I would continue. But I have no match scheduled on Niteraw. I want to make sure these mutants you call fans get to see me every week before I and Seth leave this place. So I will do everything I can to rile you up during a good old fashion promo in the center of the ring. See you on Niteraw.
I love BRB's train of thought here. "durr alrighty I have two tag team champions who I need to take the titles from. I KNOW! I will make sure to put the challengers through the toughest situation I can think of. I KNOW! Not just two teams facing off, but five! this will surly weaken them! and I will even put them in a steel cage to make sure they are a weak to challenge Seth and Misc as possible! Its brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!"
Its almost ironic. We are willing to negotiate but our key talking point is stopped by an ego. Your last hope to take the tag titles off us is stopped because BRB wants blood and ratings more then the titles off us! Why else would he be willing to put you through a steel cage! Why not have all 5 team face us at the same time! Wait.... why am giving you ideas? Eh it is not like you are smart enough to use them. Keep playing your games and wasting time. Been a pleasure FAWA... Not
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 8, 2013 21:01:02 GMT -5
Anti. Don't tell me what to do. I have built a career around people telling me what to do, and spitting at the thought. I would continue. But I have no match scheduled on Niteraw. I want to make sure these mutants you call fans get to see me every week before I and Seth leave this place. So I will do everything I can to rile you up during a good old fashion promo in the center of the ring. See you on Niteraw.
I love BRB's train of thought here. "durr alrighty I have two tag team champions who I need to take the titles from. I KNOW! I will make sure to put the challengers through the toughest situation I can think of. I KNOW! Not just two teams facing off, but five! this will surly weaken them! and I will even put them in a steel cage to make sure they are a weak to challenge Seth and Misc as possible! Its brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!"
Its almost ironic. We are willing to negotiate but our key talking point is stopped by an ego. Your last hope to take the tag titles off us is stopped because BRB wants blood and ratings more then the titles off us! Why else would he be willing to put you through a steel cage! Why not have all 5 team face us at the same time! Wait.... why am giving you ideas? Eh it is not like you are smart enough to use them. Keep playing your games and wasting time. Been a pleasure FAWA... Not
Beating the hell out of eight other guys and taking their best shots is in no way gonna weaken us. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 8, 2013 23:58:02 GMT -5
So Boiler Room Brawler has revealed his final hand. Five teams battle in a cage for the right to attempt and fail to take these tag titles off MiscreAnt and myself. Brawler, you're final hand is astonishingly flawed.
Like MiscreAnt said, 10 people, 5 teams in one cage just to fight the two of us. Think of the pain.......the agony that will take place with all those people cramped into such a small space. And the two winners will face us......who will be very healthy. Ryan, you can try and "educate" MiscreAnt all you want, but you have to remember that it isn't just him you will be facing, I will also be there and considering the last time we faced, you Mr. Blood tapped out. And your partner has never beaten me before and he should know since he fought and lost to me at the very FIRST Gookermania. MiscreAnt and I are a force who get the job done by any means necessary and our sins are done with a grin.
And besides, even if you by some small miracle take the tag titles..........this company will still be finished because I have the world heavyweight title, a title that I myself have defaced. And no company should be without its world champion, but thanks to egos.......this one is aiming to be one.
But that can all change. You see, on NiteRaw........I will be out in that ring and I will have with me a new contract with all my terms and all your boss has to do is sign it.
Don't abuse my generosity.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 9, 2013 0:08:10 GMT -5
OOC: The FIRST Gookermania? Wow you guys are old!  |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 9, 2013 0:18:59 GMT -5
OOC: The FIRST Gookermania? Wow you guys are old! OOC: Well, we've only had five of them and this will be #6. But yeah, I've been here for a while.....even though I have taken a few breaks and almost quit for good in 2011. |
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 9, 2013 0:39:55 GMT -5
*Gus Richlen is standing outside the fence surrounding the cemetary at the Peshtigo Fire Museum.*
Next week, when Michael Hayden and I ensure that the reign of Betty and misc is a short one, it won't be a ressurection. That implies that my career is dead. It is a renewwl, a return to the level I KNOW I can compete at, to what the people know I can do.
Like my city, I will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and when I do, all that oppose me shall fall to the earth.
Has been implies failure. Not so.
Has been's history.
Has been, was.
Has been might be again....
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 9, 2013 16:19:50 GMT -5
Strange how things work. I couldn't get a match no matter what I tried, but now that I'm back from Japan and wanting to start a women's division, guess who has a match for the first time here in two years?
This week, Jack Cain finds out that the men of The Revolution aren't the only ones who can rip a ring apart.
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