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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 19, 2013 15:03:05 GMT -5
BRB: As long as I am Majority Shareholder and CEO of the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance, it is my company to decide things as I please. You're right Dupoe, possession really is nine tenths of the law, that's why I am the FAWA and no one else is.
You wanna know why JoNo's never coming back as long as I'm in charge? Because I've eaten everyone's shit since the day I started in my company. No one ever gave me credit for nothing. I was always big, fat, stupid Boiler Room Brawler. Corporate stooge. Whitey's lackey. It was all good in the neighborhood until I quietly bought the final shares to own the majority, making me the boss.
I heard the crowds. I know what's said in the back. None of you can accept that I'm the boss because you're all more comfortable with who you thought I was rather than who I am. And who was there to champion your sore loser discontent?
Jonathan. Michaels.
I helped save his skank of a wife from Evil M and the Nakatomi Foundation. I won the Tag Team belts with him. But where was he when I couldn't speak straight, huh? Why didn't the man have my back?
But as soon as I was revealed to be the Majority Shareholder, he was opposed to it. He was never my friend. No one was.
His contract was up, he lost his job, and that backstabbing, weasel of a woman Sarah used the Nintendo contract to leverage him back into the company and to neuter me in the process.
The man even lured me back into the ring, and that's when my employees all showed what jackals they were. Drakin, Coventry, Hayden, Jackson, Antihero, Enigma.
Everyone cheered as my own employees singled me out match after match. I heard it and I knew that nothing changed. Nothing would change until I forced my company to change.
But one thing that won't change so long as I hold the power, is that Jonathan Michaels won't wrestle for my company ever again.
Screw "the right thing." This is the right thing. Swallow my pride? I've swallowed my pride with every once of shit I've eaten from you jackals.
I'm calling your bluff, Drakin. You walk out with my company's straps? Where to? You gonna join Jackson Carter in the indies? In Possum Ridge Junior High School Gymnasium? A bingo hall?
You have the belts, but I give it the glitz and glamour every week. They're gonna ask if you found them in a Cracker Jack box while the fans, the stupid, uncritical fans, cheer as I make new champions. They just cheer, Seth. It's all they know.
I hold all the power again and there will be no Jonathan Michaels. You'll simply have to face someone else at Gookermania VI.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on May 19, 2013 15:37:30 GMT -5
And come Niteraw MiscreAnt, you are going to realize how much of a mistake you and Seth have made. Holding a bunch of belts doesn't make you champions Misc. And it doesn't mean you run the show. You've already started a chain reaction here that is going to culminate in something you couldn't have expected. You thought that you would be breaking down the ranks, driving the morale of this company to an all-time low. All you've managed to successfully do now is turn the eye of every single person on this roster on you.
This coming Niteraw you think that Coventry and I are going to be at each others throats? That we aren't going to be able to co-exist? Now if you had told me I was teaming with Seth I might have believed you. But I've already teamed with Coventry before. Took on another force who thought they could push everyone around. Misc, when the show is through you will realize just what you and Seth have started. And it will only be the beginning.
And speaking of Coventry, you sir, shall have your answer come the next Niteraw. You have certainly thrown the gauntlet and to say I'm intrigued by the challenge is an understatement.
And one final thing. Antihero, I am honoured by your choice. As a competitor I respect and admire I'm looking forward to the two of us teaming up to show the FAWA what we have always done and that is inspire and wow fans and competition alike. And as long as you have my back, rest assured, I will have yours.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 19, 2013 16:50:54 GMT -5
It seems that many think that this is all just merely a power play and while I will admit 2/3rds of my terms are just that, the third thing with Jonathan Michaels is anything, but that. You see, I have done it all in this company and almost anything at this point to me seems like a re-tread over old grounds. No one in this company may know this since I am the only person who has been in WWCF (now known as FAWA) since Day 1, but when you get to the point I am at, certain things seem rather dull and boring. The only thing that I want to do at this time that is fresh and needs to be done is to punish Jonathan Michaels for all that he has put me through.
BRB, I have mentioned that I have made myself well at home at another federation known as the 101 Colony. Heck, they allowed me to have an entire show run by me for my birthday. I will have no regrets leaving this place if I do not get what I want. But since you are so intent on denying me my ultimate desire, then you have nothing in this company that I desire to do. You say you are calling "my bluff"? It is not a bluff, whatsoever. It is merely the truth. No challenges for me to face means no need for me to be here at this time. And every week that passes by with no acceptance of my terms means more heat will come towards you. I will face no one and I mean NO ONE else at Gookermania 6.
Connor and Marshall, I'm sure you are relishing the thought of beating us, but it will do nothing because no matter what happens, we will still be the tag team champions. Heck, the only reason I will be showing up to our little match is because the Seth Drakin Farewell Tour deserves to have the sheep see what this man has done for this company night in and night out, and to have the federation see what they will be losing when I walk out that door. With your boss the close-minded moron that he is (and he wonders why when he was trying to influence my decisions with his dying Corporate, why I turned him away), this will probably be the only time you will get to face me because it certainly won't be at our scheduled title defense and no amount of money in the world will make me show up without my Hell in a Cell with Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania 6 made.
Oh and Michael, it's cute that you think you will beat MiscreAnt for the TV Title, but you might want to re-think how easy that will be because since the Seth Drakin Farewell Tour deserves its departing world champion to be the focus of NiteRaw, I will be at the commentary table to watch. You might want to up your game because when you and I are near each other, you have been known to fail and I think that will continue.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 19, 2013 17:00:15 GMT -5
I'm a man of many words Though few have been said I viewed them all prospectively But hid them away in my head....
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Post by General Adam on May 19, 2013 20:19:17 GMT -5
You know, I pride myself on being a smart guy, BRB, and right now the smart thing might be to focus on the upcoming match me and the General have got against Scott Martin & The Dream...but I gotta throw in my two cents here...
I figured that what you'd have a problem with was Drakin threatening your company, giving you an ultimatum. It'd sure piss me off. But the big sticking point is, apparently, that you don't want Michaels back, even if it's just for one night?
I gotta say, boss, I don't understand why it's such a big deal for you. But this must be the day hell freezes over and thaws out just to freeze over again, because as unlikely as it was for Connor Mackenzie to help Drakin gain support for his cause, now I'm gonna do something equally unlikely and help a guy who said he'd hate having me as a tag team partner, Antihero, convince you to do the right thing for this company. Your company, as you like to point out.
First of all, think about it like this: if you hate Jono more than you hate Drakin, then if you get him back here to take on Drakin in a cell, you might see him get hurt. You might see him in the kind of pain that up until now you've only been able to wish upon him. I mean, dude, did you see how Drakin won the title? That is who you'll be locking Jono inside a cell with. And there are no rules in that type of match, so you could even help Seth out against Jono, or get somebody else to do it. Just don't ask me to, because I despise Drakin even more than you despise Michaels.
Second...I hate to get all cryptic and shit, but you owe me a favour.
That's all. Make the right choice.
My friend Mr. Blood here and I have something in common. I also beleive that you should focus on our tag match. As you know a few weeks ago I was in a match for a shot at the TV title and as you also know that I had to match won, but the ref did not see my foot on the ropes. So please make sure that there is no bad officiating during our match? If there is you are not going to stop me trying to set him on fire.
There is also another thing that Mr. Blood and I have in common. You also owe my a favor as well.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 19, 2013 20:44:20 GMT -5
BRB. I haven't been here for very long, but from what I gathered, you really don't like this Jonathan Michaels guy. What'd he do? Did he sleep with your girlfriend or something? Well, it's clear that you, for WHATEVER REASON, do not like Jonathan Michaels. But I think there's one thing that you like more than you hate Michaels. Money. The Almighty Dollar. Do you realize how many Almighty Dollars Michaels/Drakin, in Hell in a Cell, maybe for the World Heavyweight Championship, would bring in? I know there's only one thing you want, and doing this one simple action would give you more of that than you could possibly imagine!
So pull your head out of your ass and book the damn match already.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 19, 2013 21:23:36 GMT -5
I know my brother will disagree as HE wants to face Betty in the Cell, but BRB, I have the resources to seize the company out from under you. And continung to deprive the fans of the chance to see Michaels silence Betty will leave me with no choice but to start a hostile takeover.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 20, 2013 0:48:12 GMT -5
So, I'm gonna do something drastically different and talk about my match. Shocker.
Misc, you and I are no stranger to one another. My first 1-on-1 match in the 101 Colony was against you for the CdL nearly six months ago, which you won via your usual methods. Then, as time passed, we met in the LOTU Tournament, where I gave you some Bad Dreams. And recently, you and Seth cheated your way to victory to win the Tag belts and do damage to Aaron Enigma at the same time. Aaron is out for an undetermined amount of time, having suffered trauma after what you forced him to endure.
I've been Television Champ. I've held the gold high. Heck, I set the gold standard for the TV Title at seven successful defenses. Only Connor Mackenzie has gotten close to my record, and considering the number of people who held the TV Title, that's saying something. The TV Title is one that I hold near and dear to my heart, since it was the TV Title that helped launch the career of Michael Hayden in this company. So to see you try and take the title and use it as leverage, as a bargaining chip, is an insult. And I will be damned if you walk out of here with the TV Title.
The Dream couldn't do it, but I can. I will beat you inside this ring and go on to prove why I was and will always be the greatest Television Champion. And as your lucky streak runs out, as you lose the tag straps and your buddy Seth gets a rude awakening, know that this match is where it all started. When you crossed paths with Hollywood's Own.
And.... Cut.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 20, 2013 2:22:16 GMT -5
You know, I pride myself on being a smart guy, BRB, and right now the smart thing might be to focus on the upcoming match me and the General have got against Scott Martin & The Dream...but I gotta throw in my two cents here...
I figured that what you'd have a problem with was Drakin threatening your company, giving you an ultimatum. It'd sure piss me off. But the big sticking point is, apparently, that you don't want Michaels back, even if it's just for one night?
I gotta say, boss, I don't understand why it's such a big deal for you. But this must be the day hell freezes over and thaws out just to freeze over again, because as unlikely as it was for Connor Mackenzie to help Drakin gain support for his cause, now I'm gonna do something equally unlikely and help a guy who said he'd hate having me as a tag team partner, Antihero, convince you to do the right thing for this company. Your company, as you like to point out.
First of all, think about it like this: if you hate Jono more than you hate Drakin, then if you get him back here to take on Drakin in a cell, you might see him get hurt. You might see him in the kind of pain that up until now you've only been able to wish upon him. I mean, dude, did you see how Drakin won the title? That is who you'll be locking Jono inside a cell with. And there are no rules in that type of match, so you could even help Seth out against Jono, or get somebody else to do it. Just don't ask me to, because I despise Drakin even more than you despise Michaels.
Second...I hate to get all cryptic and shit, but you owe me a favour.
That's all. Make the right choice.
My friend Mr. Blood here and I have something in common. I also beleive that you should focus on our tag match. As you know a few weeks ago I was in a match for a shot at the TV title and as you also know that I had to match won, but the ref did not see my foot on the ropes. So please make sure that there is no bad officiating during our match? If there is you are not going to stop me trying to set him on fire.
There is also another thing that Mr. Blood and I have in common. You also owe my a favor as well. RYAN BLOOD: Okay General, you have a point.WIND-UP MONKEY: Finally! I was worried I'd have to mind-control you into talking about the stupid thing. RYAN BLOOD: Save that for our opponents, wouldja, Wind-Up Monkey? Or the ref?WIND-UP MONKEY: Fine, fine, just as long as I get to mind-control something soon. RYAN BLOOD: There's a fly over there. Mind-control that.
Anyway! Scott Martin! Dream! One man I beat months ago in a four-way match and one man I lost to a couple weeks ago in a Television Title match!
Gentlemen, both of you have been in the ring with me before. You know what to expect, Martin. You know what to expect, Dream. The flip side of that, of course, is that I know what to expect from you.
Dream, you're at your best when you're able to catch people off-guard, lull them into a false sense of security. That's not gonna happen here.
Martin, you had one hell of a series of matches against Antihero and proved you belong in this company, I'll give you your due there. But if you think you're gonna make a name for yourself at the expense of the Blood Knight or the General of the Monkey Army, you are sadly mistaken.
I'm gonna predict the future now. One of you, and I can't see which one, is just barely able to stand up in the ring after the beating me and the General have given you. And two unstoppable forces are doing to be shooting at faster-than-light speeds at your skull. One of those forces will be my foot. The other one of those forces will be the General's fist.
Your head is gonna explode like a watermelon dropped off the top of the Sears Tower!WIND-UP MONKEY: Why the Sears Tower? RYAN BLOOD: Well, it's the first really tall building that came to mind. What would you have gone with?WIND-UP MONKEY: The Burj Khalifa, in Dubai. And don't get the fans hopes up; those guys have hard heads, it's not going to literally explode! Well, if you wanted me to, I could make one of their heads explode like in that movie Scanners, but that's the only way-- RYAN BLOOD: That won't be necessary. It's exaggeration, Wind-Up Monkey. That's not a crime.WIND-UP MONKEY: For now; somebody in the Parts Unknown State Senate's introduced a bill to criminalize it. RYAN BLOOD: Ugh, sometimes I wonder why the hell I decided to move to this insane place.
Well, here's an exaggeration-free statement for Scott Martin and The Dream: after you get hit with the Monkey's Paw and the Turbolaser Blast at the same time, there is ZERO chance of you kicking out.
Underestimate us, motherf***ers, and see how that works out for ya.*The mind-controlled fly kamikaze dives at the camera and splats all over the lens* WIND-UP MONKEY: Hahahaha! RYAN BLOOD: Yeah, you'll be in even worse shape than that fly!
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Post by General Adam on May 20, 2013 7:52:45 GMT -5
My friend Mr. Blood here and I have something in common. I also beleive that you should focus on our tag match. As you know a few weeks ago I was in a match for a shot at the TV title and as you also know that I had to match won, but the ref did not see my foot on the ropes. So please make sure that there is no bad officiating during our match? If there is you are not going to stop me trying to set him on fire.
There is also another thing that Mr. Blood and I have in common. You also owe my a favor as well. RYAN BLOOD: Okay General, you have a point.WIND-UP MONKEY: Finally! I was worried I'd have to mind-control you into talking about the stupid thing. RYAN BLOOD: Save that for our opponents, wouldja, Wind-Up Monkey? Or the ref?WIND-UP MONKEY: Fine, fine, just as long as I get to mind-control something soon. RYAN BLOOD: There's a fly over there. Mind-control that.
Anyway! Scott Martin! Dream! One man I beat months ago in a four-way match and one man I lost to a couple weeks ago in a Television Title match!
Gentlemen, both of you have been in the ring with me before. You know what to expect, Martin. You know what to expect, Dream. The flip side of that, of course, is that I know what to expect from you.
Dream, you're at your best when you're able to catch people off-guard, lull them into a false sense of security. That's not gonna happen here.
Martin, you had one hell of a series of matches against Antihero and proved you belong in this company, I'll give you your due there. But if you think you're gonna make a name for yourself at the expense of the Blood Knight or the General of the Monkey Army, you are sadly mistaken.
I'm gonna predict the future now. One of you, and I can't see which one, is just barely able to stand up in the ring after the beating me and the General have given you. And two unstoppable forces are doing to be shooting at faster-than-light speeds at your skull. One of those forces will be my foot. The other one of those forces will be the General's fist.
Your head is gonna explode like a watermelon dropped off the top of the Sears Tower!WIND-UP MONKEY: Why the Sears Tower? RYAN BLOOD: Well, it's the first really tall building that came to mind. What would you have gone with?WIND-UP MONKEY: The Burj Khalifa, in Dubai. And don't get the fans hopes up; those guys have hard heads, it's not going to literally explode! Well, if you wanted me to, I could make one of their heads explode like in that movie Scanners, but that's the only way-- RYAN BLOOD: That won't be necessary. It's exaggeration, Wind-Up Monkey. That's not a crime.WIND-UP MONKEY: For now; somebody in the Parts Unknown State Senate's introduced a bill to criminalize it. RYAN BLOOD: Ugh, sometimes I wonder why the hell I decided to move to this insane place.
Well, here's an exaggeration-free statement for Scott Martin and The Dream: after you get hit with the Monkey's Paw and the Turbolaser Blast at the same time, there is ZERO chance of you kicking out.
Underestimate us, motherf***ers, and see how that works out for ya.*The mind-controlled fly kamikaze dives at the camera and splats all over the lens* WIND-UP MONKEY: Hahahaha! RYAN BLOOD: Yeah, you'll be in even worse shape than that fly! Hey Wind up monkey. You can mind control almost everything right?Wind up Monkey: Well...yeah. Why? *The General whispers into the Wind up Monkey's ear.* Wind up Monkey: Dear God in heavan no! But why?Wind up Monkey: Did you forget? You get caught one more time there going to plant that chip in you that shocks you if you get within fifty feet of a zoo. It will be totaly wroth it.Wind up Monkey: No.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 20, 2013 19:56:39 GMT -5
RYAN BLOOD: Okay General, you have a point.WIND-UP MONKEY: Finally! I was worried I'd have to mind-control you into talking about the stupid thing. RYAN BLOOD: Save that for our opponents, wouldja, Wind-Up Monkey? Or the ref?WIND-UP MONKEY: Fine, fine, just as long as I get to mind-control something soon. RYAN BLOOD: There's a fly over there. Mind-control that.
Anyway! Scott Martin! Dream! One man I beat months ago in a four-way match and one man I lost to a couple weeks ago in a Television Title match!
Gentlemen, both of you have been in the ring with me before. You know what to expect, Martin. You know what to expect, Dream. The flip side of that, of course, is that I know what to expect from you.
Dream, you're at your best when you're able to catch people off-guard, lull them into a false sense of security. That's not gonna happen here.
Martin, you had one hell of a series of matches against Antihero and proved you belong in this company, I'll give you your due there. But if you think you're gonna make a name for yourself at the expense of the Blood Knight or the General of the Monkey Army, you are sadly mistaken.
I'm gonna predict the future now. One of you, and I can't see which one, is just barely able to stand up in the ring after the beating me and the General have given you. And two unstoppable forces are doing to be shooting at faster-than-light speeds at your skull. One of those forces will be my foot. The other one of those forces will be the General's fist.
Your head is gonna explode like a watermelon dropped off the top of the Sears Tower!WIND-UP MONKEY: Why the Sears Tower? RYAN BLOOD: Well, it's the first really tall building that came to mind. What would you have gone with?WIND-UP MONKEY: The Burj Khalifa, in Dubai. And don't get the fans hopes up; those guys have hard heads, it's not going to literally explode! Well, if you wanted me to, I could make one of their heads explode like in that movie Scanners, but that's the only way-- RYAN BLOOD: That won't be necessary. It's exaggeration, Wind-Up Monkey. That's not a crime.WIND-UP MONKEY: For now; somebody in the Parts Unknown State Senate's introduced a bill to criminalize it. RYAN BLOOD: Ugh, sometimes I wonder why the hell I decided to move to this insane place.
Well, here's an exaggeration-free statement for Scott Martin and The Dream: after you get hit with the Monkey's Paw and the Turbolaser Blast at the same time, there is ZERO chance of you kicking out.
Underestimate us, motherf***ers, and see how that works out for ya.*The mind-controlled fly kamikaze dives at the camera and splats all over the lens* WIND-UP MONKEY: Hahahaha! RYAN BLOOD: Yeah, you'll be in even worse shape than that fly! Hey Wind up monkey. You can mind control almost everything right?Wind up Monkey: Well...yeah. Why? *The General whispers into the Wind up Monkey's ear.* Wind up Monkey: Dear God in heavan no! But why?Wind up Monkey: Did you forget? You get caught one more time there going to plant that chip in you that shocks you if you get within fifty feet of a zoo. It will be totaly wroth it.Wind up Monkey: No. RYAN BLOOD: Now who's losing focus? Weren't you prescribed meds that were supposed to keep you from thinking about that stuff? Wrestling match, General, wrestling match! The violent, non-sexy kind! One with humans!
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Post by General Adam on May 20, 2013 20:04:35 GMT -5
Hey Wind up monkey. You can mind control almost everything right?Wind up Monkey: Well...yeah. Why? *The General whispers into the Wind up Monkey's ear.* Wind up Monkey: Dear God in heavan no! But why?Wind up Monkey: Did you forget? You get caught one more time there going to plant that chip in you that shocks you if you get within fifty feet of a zoo. It will be totaly wroth it.Wind up Monkey: No. RYAN BLOOD: Now who's losing focus? Weren't you prescribed meds that were supposed to keep you from thinking about that stuff? Wrestling match, General, wrestling match! The violent, non-sexy kind! One with humans! Well you know we can have a violent sexy match with humans too.
Hey where ya going?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 21, 2013 2:46:30 GMT -5
HOW DARE YOU SIR!!
The Dream requires a proper date before even thinking about doing the two person tango or competing in a "Bedroom Match"! True, my record in Bedroom Matches is spotless, but I shall be wined and dined before such events take place!
Just for that, I am going to train HARDER for my match! Come Scott, The Drram Team rides to victory!!
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Post by Waffel113 on May 21, 2013 18:11:56 GMT -5
HOW DARE YOU SIR!!
The Dream requires a proper date before even thinking about doing the two person tango or competing in a "Bedroom Match"! True, my record in Bedroom Matches is spotless, but I shall be wined and dined before such events take place!
Just for that, I am going to train HARDER for my match! Come Scott, The Drram Team rides to victory!! ....
In retrospect, I should've known to expect stuff like this when you came out to the ring huh? Whatever. ONWARD TO VICTORY!!!
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on May 21, 2013 18:17:18 GMT -5
I'm going to be putting something very special together for NiteRaw just you watch you will enjoy.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 26, 2013 19:04:07 GMT -5
*OLM is standing next to Bouiraa Ruumu Buraaraa, he waves his hand in front of BRB's face......to no reaction*
So......Buuraaraa.....You're my tag partner....huh.
You've systematically destroyed every challenger that has entered the ring to face you! I...haven't been as lucky. But victory shall be.....Mine.....*cough* OURS!
With your obvious skills in martial arts, and my ruthless tenacity and unpredictable offense we'll bring back the Tag Team titles to their rightful home: A Nebulous Region of space populated by Three Pirate worlds, a Cowboy planet and at least 7 sentient fungi!
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Post by General Adam on May 26, 2013 19:38:20 GMT -5
*The General is in the back smoking a cigar.*
I love the smell of victory! Smells like.....victory! And napalm! Victory and napalm! Looks like me and Blood are going places as a tag team, and with my old friends by our sides, there is no one that can stop us now.
Wind up monkey: Be ready FAWA! The General and Ryan Blood are going to rule all over you!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 27, 2013 5:06:16 GMT -5
*The General is in the back smoking a cigar.* I love the smell of victory! Smells like.....victory! And napalm! Victory and napalm! Looks like me and Blood are going places as a tag team, and with my old friends by our sides, there is no one that can stop us now.Wind up monkey: Be ready FAWA! The General and Ryan Blood are going to rule all over you! RYAN BLOOD: Indeed. We reek of awesomeness, which I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to ever say. (Trademarked Ryan Blood 2013.)
The General's cigar reeks of something else, but guess what, other tag teams? You won't be wrestling that cigar! No, you will be wrestling us, and we're just too damn good for any of you!
Including you, Drakin & MiscreANT!
My last prediction came true, so I'm gonna prognosticate some more! We are going to prove ourselves against the rest of this resurrected tag division, we are going to win ourselves a title shot, and on the night we get that title match we are going to walk out of the Parts Unknown Arena as the new FAWA Tag Team Champions!
You boys beat us once. It's not happening twice in a row.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on May 27, 2013 6:55:15 GMT -5
I can't help but feel a bit excited for Niteraw this coming week, not because I'm getting any sort of title opportunity or something but because of my opponent. MiscreAnt, one half of the FAWA tag team champions, and impressively only about a year in the business. The thing about MiscreAnt many of you don't know is I used to be his mentor. Yeah long story I was bitter and confused joined a stable full of people who wanted to bring down the lady in charge....
Anyway, it's amazing we've never met in a one on one match Misc, I know it's hard to believe isn't it? The only time I think either of us have fought one another was last year at 3T where you ended up pinning me in the first round, and you and Thief moved on. It was embarrassing to me that I lost, and now I have a chance to pin you right in the center of the ring. Back then I'll admit my head wasn't on straight back then, I was bitter confused, I had no goals and I was angry at the world . Now Misc, I have my head on straight now I have a clear goal in mind , not just beating you but going to Summerfest claiming the world title shot brief case and then cashing in to win my first world title around here and start changing the foundations of this company for good.
Misc go ahead and give it all you got because I'll bring it right back to you with interest!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2013 9:30:46 GMT -5
Don't make yourself sound more then you actually were my former "mentor"
Anti this is a long, long time coming. You by being my mentor caused me to lose more momentum that took me the rest of the next season to catch up. You then bailed on the 101 before I could ever face you again. Isn't that right the last person to beat you before your short 101 retirement was me. I wonder if that will happen again.
Anti I am as excited to face you as you are me. This match is going to be a war between two ants whose careers crossed yet could never truly be resolved. Yet I get a feeling this match is only the beginning. You being lost was when I saw you at your highest. When you did not care who got in your way you wanted to take out anyone who did you wrong. Now you fight yourself into stupid situations and it is time for me to finally shut you up.
Blood and General, even any tag team that thinks they are going to beat us. As you saw on NiteRaw, as you saw at Wheel of Misfortune, and as you will see when one team finally faces us. Seth and I are unstoppable. Hayden you got a lucky break in that TV Title match. If I even get another shot at you I will take both that LOTU and that TV Title. Because BOTH should be mine.
It is getting fun around here. Almost enough to make me regret that Seth and I are leaving with the world and tag titles soon, almost.
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