FAWA Promos #16

[Waffel113]

*Martin is backstage*

Well Anti, I'm a man of my word. You beat me fair and square at Wheel of Misfortune last night, and you've gotten my respect. Seems I've gotten yours too, but that's beside the point. Right now, my focus is on a certain former pirate.

Mulligan! Where do you get off changing who you are all the time? I'm me and always will, but over the last few years, you seem to have gone from "Pirate" to "Muppets Fan", back to "Pirate" and now "Orange Lantern/Gordon Gekko from Wall Street Hybrid". And for all of that, what do you have? A title that you made up and a one month reign as Freakin Awesome Champion.

From what I've heard, this is a "Tag Draft Match", where the winner gets a random partner to team with. I could do without that, but make no mistake, I'm beating you on Niteraw.

[General Adam]

*The General is in the back. He is sitting on a very large trunk.*

I am here to apologize for my recent actions these past few weeks.

*There is a loud thud.*

Because of my actions, a FAWA official is now in the hosiptal.

*There is another loud thud.*

But I wll fix this because in this trunk I have with me is the real FAWA official that didn't notice that my foot was on the ropes.





*The General dumps gas all over the trunk. He starts to light a match and then is stopped by FAWA security.*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise........

It seems that victory from the man that neither champion nor champion before him considered a threat, has left them the way they should have been left............silent because they have to wallow in their own stupidity.

And now, the credibility of this company is up in the air unless the boss does the right thing and give in to the demands of a monster in me and a rogue agent in my partner MiscreAnt.

When my partner in crime captures the TV Title from that couch potato who wishes to call himself The Dream, the two of us will have all but one title. And you can keep that one title because if my contract expires, we will be taking these "prestigious" titles to the land of the 101 Colony and while we won't be throwing them in the damn trash can (seriously, we would be stupid to give these belts away to any hobo who happens to run through the trash), the "greatness" of FAWA will be on borrowed time.

And Connor, your chosen knight in shining armor, won't be able to do a damn thing about it because his title shot is at SummerFest and my contract ends the night before SummerFest.

And as for you sheep who seem to be okay with your heroes being greedy while us so called villains are the ones who believe in sharing, how do you like it when the villains decide to be greedy and shove all your hypocrisy right in your damn faces.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*A visibly angered Richlen is backstage when Jerry Fish catches up to him:*

Obviously, you've been in a horrific mood over the past week or so. Is-

Understating things much there, Fish?

Yeah, I'm pissed. I was forced to LIE in front of everyone that had come to see me take the World Championship back. Not only that, I was deprived of any form of revenge whatsoever. And to top it all off, I have no chance to get at either of them.

Well, that's not excatly true. Since Drakin wants to be a total hypocrite, he's given me a good reason to take the tag titles from him before Mackenzie beats him YET AGAIN.

Except your brother Marshall Wesley Coventry is going to be focusing on trying to take the Inter-Forum Championship from Connor Mackenzie, meaning you really have no partner other than the two women-

Yeah, about that.

See, there was someone else who lost at Wheel Of Misfortune. Said person can claim to have been robbed worse since he wasn't even involved in the decision.

Uh-

And yes, I know this person and I have never gotten along and likely never will. I realize there is a mutual lack of respect between us. But maybe I'm too hopeful a person. I tried to be subtle a few weeks ago and that obviously failed. Well, I'm done with subtlety.

The person that I want to team up with is Michael Hayden.

But the Board-

Said we're never allowed to feud again. Who says I'm trying to keep the feud going?

Look, the fact is, it's hard to tell what shape Enigma is after being forced to watch the "Twilight" movies, although why they didn't just storm out and force a re-spin is beyond me. And Marshall is going to be pre-occupied. And let's be honest, Hayden wants to get his hands on Drakin and the tag titles as much as I do. I don't like Michael Hayden. Probably never will. He likely feels the same about me. But I'm of the opinion that for the revolution to succeed, I need to fix one thing I unintentionally broke, and that's the system, and it starts by teaming with Hayden to take the tag titles that, I MIGHT ADD, my brother and I NEVER LOST.

I don't think-

He'll accept? Neither do I. But it's the triumph of hope over experience. I'm doing it anyway. Besides, the most successful tag teams sometimes are the utterly dysfunctional ones.

So let me get this straight. After all that you two have said and done, none of which I think either of you regret, you're trying to extend an olive branch?

Well, let's not go THAT far. It's an uneasy truce is what it would be. But I'm willing to go through with this.

This isn't an excuse to keep the feud going?

For the last time, no it's not.

*Richlen walks off, only for MWC to come into frame.*

He's dead set on it, Fish. Just to spare you the questions.

By the way, next week, I have a little proposal for Mackenzie for our match.

*MWC walks off as well.*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Let me see if I get this straight.....

The two men who failed to beat me, are going to team together to beat me and MiscreAnt. Either I should be incredibly insulted because despite the fact I beat them, they still think they can beat me; or MiscreAnt should be insulted because they don't think much of him. Maybe it's a bit of both, but I will tell you this Richlen......MiscreAnt and I will not be letting you and Hollywood take these titles and bargaining chips away from us.

Oh and as far as Connor goes, let me repeat what I said earlier..........Connor won't have a chance to take a damn thing away from me unless the terms of my new contract are met. If those aren't met, I'll do what I would have done if your FAWA kind had not forced me to seek retribution on you all, I will leave and never come back. But this time, I will be leaving with the World Heavyweight Title and my half of the tag titles, which MiscreAnt has agreed to leave with his half as well as the TV Title when he beats the Dream and takes that.

Gus, you can say all you want about lying when you said you respected me, I wouldn't have expected it any other way. But the fact that I made those words come out of your mouth and the fact that you failed....once again, is all that I need.

Pray that a member of your so called Corporation that you lumped me in with, even though I'm in essence holding this company hostage, meets my demands. I want a bigger payday, I want the same for MiscreAnt, I want this company to not rob me or MiscreAnt of what we rightfully won if injury or misfortune happens, and most importantly, I want Jonathan Michaels to be able to face me inside Hell in A Cell at Gookermania 6.

[Deleted]

Dream I don't watch much TV. I am more of video games person. I enjoy inflecting pain onto the characters in games then watch boring TV show where the problems are resolved. But I will gladly take the TV Title off you. Not because I care about TV. No, because I and Seth are here to take over. We have one simple goal in mind. If we don't get what we want then we leave. I will be happy to take the TV Title and defend it on every show I am on other then FAWA. And the Tag Titles will be a fine edition. Along with Seth's World Title. We wont drop them in the trash as Seth said, that would be idiotic. We thrive on chaos. If we jump ship if our demands are not made we wont you to try and take the titles from us. It will make the 101 even crazier. And out of the craziness we will rise higher then ever before.

Gus you can throw together any random tag team you want. Because me and Seth are a solid unit. We have two egos that thrive on evilness. Don't insult me or Seth by saying that two people who have just finished a blood feud could possibly beat us.

Hayden I suggest you just back off from his challenge. You will lose anyway, so why bother. Me and Seth are unstoppable. FAWA might as well get use to the end of every show being the two of us, raising our titles. See you on Niteraw Dream. Gus and Hayden, well I will see you too, just not on the other side of the ring.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

....Do you two even realize how HUGE a hole your "logic" has?!

Let me put it to you as simply as I can: if the same BRB and the same Board Of Directors that I have MAJOR issues with choose not to give in to the most ridiculous demands I've seen in my life and you try to leave with the belt and they LEGALLY AND JUSTIFIABLY strip you of the belt (because misc is not beating the Dream and you two will lose the tag titles before Summerfest), Mackenzie will get a shot at the title at Summerfest and there would be nothing you can do about it. And you would have accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Seriously....

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

You think our demands are insane?

I mean, we don't think our demands are insane. I don't think bringing back Jonathan Michaels so he and I can finish what has been two years of complete hatred inside a Hell in a Cell at Gookermania 6. I thought you would be jumping for joy at the possibility of one of your friends coming back, but I guess I misjudged you.

For all that I have had to go through with this company, I don't think a pay raise is that insane and with MiscreAnt being the fast rising talent in the history of this business, I don't think a pay raise for him would be out of the question as well.

And the whole we can name a new partner if one of us gets injured is something that after this whole giving up the belts that you and your brother did, there needs to be consistency.

But if you want insane demands, I can make those. Let's see......

* MiscreAnt and I each get our own private jets
* The turnbuckles must have at least one of our faces in each corner
* One of us will be the last match at Gookermania even if we don't have the world title when we get there
* Our own private dressing room
* A special menu for us
* Bring back the WWCF (now FAWA) Ice Cream Bars with Drakin's Dragon Fruit being the main flavor
* Bring back the WWCF video game with our faces on the cover

All of those are crazy demands and you know what, I'm not really for crazy demands. All I want are simple demands that must be met the day before SummerFest. If they can't even meet those demands, well this company is better off being in the graveyard with WCW, AWA, ECW, Wrestling Society X, GLOW, and all of the other companies that are out of business.

And really if 3/4ths of your champions decide to leave with the belts, that is what will happen.

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

May 14, 2013 13:34:28 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

....Do you two even realize how HUGE a hole your "logic" has?!

Let me put it to you as simply as I can: if the same BRB and the same Board Of Directors that I have MAJOR issues with choose not to give in to the most ridiculous demands I've seen in my life and you try to leave with the belt and they LEGALLY AND JUSTIFIABLY strip you of the belt (because misc is not beating the Dream and you two will lose the tag titles before Summerfest), Mackenzie will get a shot at the title at Summerfest and there would be nothing you can do about it. And you would have accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Seriously....

*Open on the face of Ryan Blood, who's scowling. He's not scowling directly at the camera as he speaks, but he's clearly not happy*

You're not seeing the problem here, Richlen. I see it, as both a former commissioner of this company and as somebody who once made very similar threats to the ones Drakin is making right now.

Can they strip him of the belt? Sure! And then they hold a tournament to crown a new champ, and everything is all sunshine and rainbows afterwards...except it's not.

See, when I felt I was facing an unfair challenge at last year's GookerMania, I threatened to no-show the event. I knew that the CEO at the time, Jeremy Dupoe, could have just stripped me of the title and awarded it to the winner of Jono vs. Hayden, or could have fired me...but I was counting on the fact that he wouldn't, because that would cast doubt on the legitimacy of the new champion.

Which in turn would cast doubt on the legitimacy of the title, and that would be bad for business.

Fans would say that nobody had ever really beaten Ryan Blood for his title. That Hayden or Jono hadn't really proven he was better than me, that they hadn't proven they were capable of defeating the best, that they hadn't proven they truly deserved the title.

If you know your wrestling history, I'll put it to you this way: the new champion would be viewed the same way as Lex Luger was viewed after Ric Flair left WCW while still world champion. To be the man, as Flair said, you have to beat the man. Luger never beat the man...so nobody accepted him as the man.

It was bad for WCW. It could very well be bad for the FAWA if Drakin does it now.

The ball's in BRB's court, and I'll wait to see what he does.

Now while I'm waiting, you might be wondering why I look like I just drank battery acid. "Why does a selfish asshole like Ryan Blood care how this plays out?"

Two reasons why I care:

Reason number one: I don't like Seth, and don't want to see him succeed.

Reason number two: when I demanded a single opponent instead of two, I only threatened to no-show the event. I didn't threaten to walk out of the company. This company's been good to me. The highlights of my career have all happened in the FAWA/WWCF--not in the 101 Colony, not in the Millennium Wrestling Federation, not anywhere else. I don't want to see it fail.

[Connor Mackenzie]

*Connor is seen in a deep tub similar to ones you see sports teams use, a young female trainer coming over with a bucket as Mac comes into frame.*

Mac: Try not to be a-

*The female trainer dumps the bucket into the tub, a bucket full of ice. Connor stiffens and takes in a sharp hissing breath as the woman chuckles and Mac tries to hide a grin.*

Mac: Well, at least you didn’t scream like I was expecting.

CM: Not my first rodeo Mac…god If forgot how cold this gets.

*Connor shifts a bit as he seems to be trying to get himself into a better position.*

Mac: Well you took quite a beating at the last show. Gotta get you back into fighting shape considering those nuts in management have you fighting Coventry then Drakin.

CM: Comes with the territory Mac, you know that. Blood and Mulligan certainly gave me their all. But I wasn’t expecting any less.

*Connor’s words are short as he shifts a bit more in the tub*

CM: Coventry’s a fighter. Explosive, battering, in your face. Almost unstable. But he’s got spirit which I find admirable considering everything that’s gone on as of late. He’s a former TV champ too. Looking forward to seeing what he has to say to me next week.

Mac: Then there was Drakin…

*Connor pauses then looks to Mac as he makes the statement*

Mac: You think he’s bluffing about the whole…?

CM: I wish I did. But he’s been out for killing the FAWA since he came back. He knew he was here for a limited time with his contract. Now he’s in a position to hold a gun to BRB’s head in the figurative sense. If it wasn’t for him having the Heavyweight title I would bet BRB might have let him walk. Now…

Mac: Hmm…and you’re in between a hard place.

CM: One way of looking at it. I’m not management, can’t make those calls. But maybe…maybe I can grease the wheels.

Mac: Got something in mind?

CM: Going to have to make a couple of calls later and see.

*Connor seems to finally be getting comfortable as the camera starts to zoom out. The trainer comes back with another bucket and a grin before the screen goes to black.*

CM: OH COME ON!

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

May 4, 2013 18:07:57 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

I bet you weren't expecting that, Marshall. But yeah, hope your brother got the message.

Wheel of Misfortune will be a fortunate night for MiscreAnt and myself. MiscreAnt will defeat that so called Dream and make it a nightmare for him by becoming the new TV Champion. We will become the new tag team champions and we will hold those belts not with honor, but with whatever way we can. And finally, I will defeat Michael Hayden and Gus Richlen (again) to become the new World Heavyweight Champion. It has been two years since the sheep that this place calls their Galaxy have sided with backstabbing jerks and tried to destroy my life. If it wasn't for The Dark Sin, they would have succeeded. But they didn't and now, I will be a double champion and throw it in all of your faces.

Oh and Boiler Room Brawler, next NiteRaw..............you and I are going to need to have a talk because I'm going to say this right now since you couldn't, that one year deal you signed me to ends at Summerfest and there are going to be certain things that will need to happen for you to keep me.

Commit a sin, do it with a grin.

BRB: It'll be a cold day in my old stomping grounds before Jonathan Michaels ever sets foot anywhere near my company ever again.

You're the World Heavyweight Champion of my company now, Seth Drakin. It would be a shame to lose you, but my company survived Jonathan Michaels's treachery, it can survive your loss. I knew what I was doing when I signed you for one year. It was all I needed.

Michaels is gone. Soon you'll be gone. And the last man standing in my company will be me, BRB!

The balls in your court, champ.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

May 18, 2013 2:00:47 GMT -5 BoilerRoomBrawler said:

May 4, 2013 18:07:57 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

I bet you weren't expecting that, Marshall. But yeah, hope your brother got the message.

Wheel of Misfortune will be a fortunate night for MiscreAnt and myself. MiscreAnt will defeat that so called Dream and make it a nightmare for him by becoming the new TV Champion. We will become the new tag team champions and we will hold those belts not with honor, but with whatever way we can. And finally, I will defeat Michael Hayden and Gus Richlen (again) to become the new World Heavyweight Champion. It has been two years since the sheep that this place calls their Galaxy have sided with backstabbing jerks and tried to destroy my life. If it wasn't for The Dark Sin, they would have succeeded. But they didn't and now, I will be a double champion and throw it in all of your faces.

Oh and Boiler Room Brawler, next NiteRaw..............you and I are going to need to have a talk because I'm going to say this right now since you couldn't, that one year deal you signed me to ends at Summerfest and there are going to be certain things that will need to happen for you to keep me.

Commit a sin, do it with a grin.

BRB: It'll be a cold day in my old stomping grounds before Jonathan Michaels ever sets foot anywhere near my company ever again.

You're the World Heavyweight Champion of my company now, Seth Drakin. It would be a shame to lose you, but my company survived Jonathan Michaels's treachery, it can survive your loss. I knew what I was doing when I signed you for one year. It was all I needed.

Michaels is gone. Soon you'll be gone. And the last man standing in my company will be me, BRB!

The balls in your court, champ.

Well, I guess it is time to begin the Seth Drakin Farewell Tour. Say goodbye to the World Heavyweight Title, the Tag Titles, and the TV Title because MiscreAnt and I will be taking those belts away and defending them elsewhere.

You are free to change your mind at any time of course, Boiler Room Brawler.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

May 18, 2013 9:04:51 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

May 18, 2013 2:00:47 GMT -5 BoilerRoomBrawler said:

BRB: It'll be a cold day in my old stomping grounds before Jonathan Michaels ever sets foot anywhere near my company ever again.

You're the World Heavyweight Champion of my company now, Seth Drakin. It would be a shame to lose you, but my company survived Jonathan Michaels's treachery, it can survive your loss. I knew what I was doing when I signed you for one year. It was all I needed.

Michaels is gone. Soon you'll be gone. And the last man standing in my company will be me, BRB!

The balls in your court, champ.

Well, I guess it is time to begin the Seth Drakin Farewell Tour. Say goodbye to the World Heavyweight Title, the Tag Titles, and the TV Title because MiscreAnt and I will be taking those belts away and defending them elsewhere.

You are free to change your mind at any time of course, Boiler Room Brawler.

I'll make sure to take out BOTH of you before you can destroy the company that I've put everything into to save. Betty, I will make sure that if you leave it will be empty-handed. BRB, I have more than a few reasons to want to oust you as head of the company. And I have more than a few resources at my disposal.

[Waffel113]

So it's The Dream huh? Didn't really expect this, but I'll take it. Dream, rest assured, I'm not going to bail out like Jason Flynn. You're working with me, and I intend to stick around a while.

[Jeremy Dupoe]

*Dupoe's Lair, the usual sounds of screaming and other such disturbing noises are oddly quite as Dupoe sits on a throne looking quite serious*

Brawler, you will pay dearly for working for the Man in Black,you can claim you're immune to punishment from the higher ups all you want but for all the stockholder immunity you have, you ARE NOT immune to a psychotic cultist who has access to various spells, incantations and potions

*The Lair fills with an evil green light revealing shadows of many invisible creatures many of which may not be in our dimension*

Im ready to go to war Brawler, and my, first strike is just about ready. In the coming weeks I want you to keep one thought in that tiny mind of yours: possession is 9/10ths of the law.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

*Michael Hayden is seen, bloody, scarred, and smiling. In his right hand is a title that reads "Lord of the Underground" as he looks into the camera.*

You see this? Every inch of me is in pain, every part of me is either covered in blood or scars from the war I just fought. But this title, the Lord of the Underground, more than makes up for the pain I'm in. This title says I am more than willing to go to war. And if anyone wants some, either in the 101 Colony or FAWA, I'm not too hard to find.

As for the question posed to me... I may not be your biggest fan Gus. We may not like each other. But Seth is threatening to destroy this company. And if teaming with you to save the titles is what I have to do... I'll do it. Enigma needs some time to recover after WoM, and I really want to stick it to them. The World Title situation is up in the air, but we can save the TV and Tag titles. And while I was hoping that moron Dream could keep the title, he fell to numbers as well.

We, all of FAWA, need to fight back. This is a war, and I'm not going to fight for the losing side.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Can I just be in one company where the guy in charge can swallow his pride for 5 seconds for the good of the company?

I'm going to lay this out really simply for you BRB, Connor is my tag team partner, and I've got his back through thick or thin, right or wrong night or day. I may not like Drakin but honestly him and Jono is a match I want to see, the fan's want to see, and quite honestly Brawler, as much as I appreciate you putting me in the Money in the Bank or Botch match, I will have no problem making your life a living hell. Because as much as saying this makes me want to puke Drakin is right. When a new champion is crowned without a legitimate claim to the title it takes away from the legitimacy of the title and the legitimacy of the company at large. And I love this company too damn much to let that happen!

Sign the deal or I'll take drastic measures to insure you don't screw this company over!

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

You know, I pride myself on being a smart guy, BRB, and right now the smart thing might be to focus on the upcoming match me and the General have got against Scott Martin & The Dream...but I gotta throw in my two cents here...

I figured that what you'd have a problem with was Drakin threatening your company, giving you an ultimatum. It'd sure piss me off. But the big sticking point is, apparently, that you don't want Michaels back, even if it's just for one night?

I gotta say, boss, I don't understand why it's such a big deal for you. But this must be the day hell freezes over and thaws out just to freeze over again, because as unlikely as it was for Connor Mackenzie to help Drakin gain support for his cause, now I'm gonna do something equally unlikely and help a guy who said he'd hate having me as a tag team partner, Antihero, convince you to do the right thing for this company. Your company, as you like to point out.

First of all, think about it like this: if you hate Jono more than you hate Drakin, then if you get him back here to take on Drakin in a cell, you might see him get hurt. You might see him in the kind of pain that up until now you've only been able to wish upon him. I mean, dude, did you see how Drakin won the title? That is who you'll be locking Jono inside a cell with. And there are no rules in that type of match, so you could even help Seth out against Jono, or get somebody else to do it. Just don't ask me to, because I despise Drakin even more than you despise Michaels.

Second...I hate to get all cryptic and shit, but you owe me a favour.

That's all. Make the right choice.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Do I have to? I'm still sad that my reign as champion of television is over.

BESIDES, MY DEMANDS WERE NOT MET! I WAS KING OF TELEVISION, I HAD POWER, AND NO ONE EXPLAINED BIG BANG THEORY TO ME!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?

......

Well, that's true. I did have a decent-ish run. Besides, it took two of them to beat me.

......

I am teaming with the Martin chap. We could take their belts from them. Get some payback.

......

That's right! Misc has to defend the title for a while, there's a decent chance he'll lose before! Thanks... whoever ypu are!! I'm ready to cut that promo now.

......

What do you mean this was it?! I have things to say! Vague threats to make! I will not be igno-

*Cut*

[Deleted]

Gold. Its a something we all strive for. We all want to be on top of the mountain. We want every single person to look at us and say "that guy is better then everyone else." But what happen? When two of the best shake each others hands and commit themselves to creating a black hole of evil. That devours everything in its path? 4 out of 5 belts are on me and Seth's shoulders. We have single handedly revived the Tag Team division. We have united foes to try and stop us. We have people who legit hate us agreeing with us. WE WON! TV Title, Tag Titles, The World Title. We have this company at our knees. And everyone knows it.

yet egos get in the way, again.

All I want is one thing. Help Seth get what he wants. All he wants is Jonathan Michaels. I don't even know who that is, but Seth wants to knock his teeth in. The fans want these two to face. Our enemies want them to face! Yet one ego stands in the way. And now he has set it up so that we might lose.

I along with Seth take on Two very tough competitors. I don't lie, MWC and Connor both of you are good. But me and Seth are the best tag team in this company. We have the gold to prove it. Ans no thrown together draft team could ever take us down. Because two good singles guys still have to work past there egos. Which I know both MWC and Connor have considering they are facing each other for his title soon. yes Seth and I have egos as well. But we are working for a common goals. We have this company by the balls. We want our way, and will do anything to get it.

Then I defend my TV Title against Michel Hayden. Both of us took part in that horrid Twilight Match (I would like to decree that all future number one contender tag team titles matches should be under Twilight Match rules. It just seem fair we had to do it, so should you). Now we face off one on one. You recently one the LOTU Title. A title my mentor held longer then anyone. I will keep the TV Title and then soon enough capture that LOTU.

Dream, I won. It was fun to hit you with the poison mist, then stand over your fallen corps as me and Seth hold this companies gold over your head. You want payback? Well good luck. Me and Seth are not losing any time soon. I now need to get ready for my matches. Which I will win. Undefeated as a Team me and Seth are, gonna stay that way. For a long, long time.