FAWA Promos #16

[Connor Mackenzie]

*The scene opens up in the familiar gym that Connor Mackenzie frequents. Moving around in a ring he is squaring off with a man similar in size to Aaron Enigma. Sweat is dripping down his face as he and the man pause at his trainer Mac's request. Moving to a corner, Connor leans on the ropes and takes up a water bottle, squirting water into his mouth as he catches his breath.

Mac: You gonna be alright for this? Enigma had your number last time the two of you squared off. I'm doubting he's forgotten how he did it either.

*Connor takes in a deep breath as he sprays some of the water on his face, letting it drip off of his chin.*

Aaron's smart. Quite possibly the smartest opponent I've had. He's someone I believe in, even if others might not and he's the one I've turned to to try and figure out this mystery of the Man in Black. But Niteraw, we have to put this aside. It's bigger then the Man in Black. Bigger then the both of us. This is about the World Title.

*Connor moves to wipe his face with a towel as Mac remains outside the ring and looks up at him.*

Mac: But what about last week. You took some hits. And you got MiscreAnt trying to burrow into your head now. You gotta stay focused. On Aaron and also you gotta remember to watch out for Blood and Mulligan. They're gunning for you.

Like I'm surrounded. But no one ever said being the Inter-Forums champ or holding any title would mean I would be friends with everyone. I've got a bullseye on my back. On my front. Everywhere. If I've learned anything over these past few months, through the School of Hard Knocks, it's that I need to be mindful of my surroundings. It's like I'm in a cage with a bunch of hungry wolves.

*Mac nods lightly before moving to the apron of the ring. Leaning on the ropes he looks into the ring, almost distantly before turning to Connor.*

Mac: You might just have that at Wheel of Misfortune.

Yeah...but with everything that's happened I think all of them are going to have to realize something...

Mac: Oh?

*Setting the bottle down, Connor turns to address his training partner again.*

In this cage. This box where they are all targetting me. Staring and licking their chops waiting to spring at me. I'm not locked in with them...they're locked in with me.

[Mr. Socko's Brother]

Apr 28, 2013 21:23:02 GMT -5 General Adam said:

*We the General sitting on the floor, staring at a wall.*

The nightmare is just started Dream. The nightmare has just started.

*The General laughs as the camera fades to black.*

You should be worried, Dream. My partner there is not a man to be taken lightly...

...but neither am I.

On the next NiteRaw, you step into the ring with the Blood Knight, Ryan Blood.

And Dream, maybe you think that I'll be distracted. Maybe you think that I'll be worrying about taking on Connor Mackenzie at "Wheel Of Misfortune" for his championship, and not focusing enough on my match against you for yours.

That's where you'd be wrong, Dream, because the Television Title is my insurance policy! In the event that Connor manages to beat me, holding the TV Title would put me on track to an inevitable second shot at his title, or Mulligan's title, or the tag titles, or even the world title.

That gold belt you won from the General gives you great opportunities. Opportunities that I want.

And what I want, I take.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Martin, I don't think you understand how badly I need this win.

Do you know how long it's been since I have been a champion in here? Gookermania almost 6 months ago when Viva cashed in MitBoB after I'd gone through 7 other Competitors. After that I've not been able to get anything going! At WrestlecrApcocolypse I came within a hair of winning the Heavyweight title, but Enigma got me just barely!

Since then All I've been doing is getting stopped at every turn, Lord of the Ring was the most recent example and quite frankly I'm sick of this. So once I beat you I look ahead to Summerfest and my next conquest. You're a great competitor Martin but I'm just that much better, and I will beat you there. Then look ahead to Summerfest

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*Gus Richlen has descended from the roof of the arena when Jerry Fish runs over. Before he can say anything, Richlen grabs his mic:*

Go and tell Michael Hayden that he is not "The Man," he never WAS "The Man," and that he will NEVER be "The Man." EVER.

That title will belong to the people again next week.

*He lets go of the mic and walks off.*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

I bet you weren't expecting that, Marshall. But yeah, hope your brother got the message.

Wheel of Misfortune will be a fortunate night for MiscreAnt and myself. MiscreAnt will defeat that so called Dream and make it a nightmare for him by becoming the new TV Champion. We will become the new tag team champions and we will hold those belts not with honor, but with whatever way we can. And finally, I will defeat Michael Hayden and Gus Richlen (again) to become the new World Heavyweight Champion. It has been two years since the sheep that this place calls their Galaxy have sided with backstabbing jerks and tried to destroy my life. If it wasn't for The Dark Sin, they would have succeeded. But they didn't and now, I will be a double champion and throw it in all of your faces.

Oh and Boiler Room Brawler, next NiteRaw..............you and I are going to need to have a talk because I'm going to say this right now since you couldn't, that one year deal you signed me to ends at Summerfest and there are going to be certain things that will need to happen for you to keep me.

Commit a sin, do it with a grin.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Poor, delusional, crazy Gus.

First, this title says that I am The Man. This title says that I am the best wrestler in FAWA, because only the best hold this title. And for a time, you were the best. Emphasis on "were".

See, once I hit the scene and made my name known, your days were numbered. You may have held this title, but I didn't need a briefcase. I never coasted on Michaels, we were evenly matched. I want you to remember that, because even Jono himself stated that fact.

I could do this whole song and dance, but I've done it already. For nearly five months I've engaged in a war of words with you, and at some point it just gets redundant. I am DONE with you after this Gus, because once I beat you again, you will be forced to admit the truth. That I am deserving of this belt, that I am "The Man In High Demand", and while you may hate me as a person, you can't deny that I earned this belt.

You talked about trying to teach me a lesson a few weeks back. You gave me a tire iron and turned your back because you wanted to see what I would do. I spared you Gus, I threw away the tire iron because I wanted you at your best. And you still have an issue with that? Did you want me to bash your f***ing skull in? How would that show humility and respect Gus, would it be by proving you right?

I told you, you don't call the shots. You don't decide what I do. I am going to retain this title, despite Seth Drakin's best attempts, despite what you may think. I will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am the best that this company has to offer...

Whether you like it or not.[/color[

[Waffel113]

*Martin is in the back, leaning against a wall when Jerry Fish walks up*

Scott, you lost that big Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match on Niteraw a few days ago and now you must face Antihero one last time at Wheel of Misfortune. Can I get your thoughts?

You want to know what I think, Fish? Are you honestly asking me what I think after one of the most excruciating losses of my career? I really shouldn't be wasting my breath talking to you right now, but since you asked, I'll talk. What I think is that I shouldn't have lost that match. What I think is that I shouldn't have lost the week before either. And what I think is that Antihero is one tough son of a bitch. Much as it pains me to admit it; win, lose or draw next week, he's earned my respect.

Not what I expected to hear, given your attitude in the ring, but let's move on. At Wheel of Misfortune, Antihero will not be picking the stipulation, as has been the norm in this series. Instead, the eponymous wheel will decide the stipulation of Match 7. Do you think the wheel will turn your way Scott?

Jerry, you believe in fate? Personally I think fate can be chalked up to coincidence, but I gotta think something is going on here beyond our control. For example, when I won those two matches in a row to make the series 3-1, I was on top of the world. But then "fate" intervened and I lost those next two matches. From what I understand, this is the universe trying to light a fire under my ass so I can finish strong at Wheel of Misfortune. So to answer your question Fish, yes.

Thanks for the interview Scott. Any final thoughts?

Anti, there's no gameplan for a spinning wheel. There's no planning for a random stipulation. But there is planning for a particular opponent, and you best believe that every waking second of my time from here until Wheel of Misfortune will be spent plotting and planning for whatever it is you wanna throw at me! You may think you have the advantage Anti, but I know that I am not losing at Wheel of Misfortune. Antihero, at Wheel of Misfortune, once and for all, you will remember. My. Name.

*Scott leaves the frame and the scene fades out*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I will never admit a damn thing. YOU ARE NOT THE MAN AND NEVER WILL BE. Next week will be proof. While you spend your time doing nothing but TALK, I will be working to IMPROVE MY GAME. Next week, your mouth will be shut at long last, and your arrogant, delusional attitude will be broken. And in the unlikely event I do lose, I will win BattleBowl and rip the title out of your undeserving hands at Gookermania.

I. WILL. BEAT. YOU. And none of your constant BS will change that.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

It seems that you two seem to be more focused on each other and have even gone far as ignoring the wild card of this match. The one man who when he was in the ring with either one of you last time, he beat. It's funny that you two have not even fathomed that there is a greater force than both of you in myself.

Gus, I guess you never got that message from your brother after he was laying there bleeding his filthy blood all over that ring. I have now learned that I should never trust an invalid to deliver a message. Maybe next time, I will have someone who is family to you, who is mentally able to take care of himself, deliver that message to you. It could be Nurse Harper, although that Nurse thing does give me pause, or maybe even your love Shaelin. I mean, she was so good at delivering that message to you about me to wake your ass up and see me as a threat to your life while I was torturing her like hell a long ways away. That does take dedication to that craft so credit to you on that. But yeah, I hope this makes it to you, unlike that message I told your brother to give to you. Hell, he probably is in a McDonald's somewhere playing in the playroom, even though he is way too damn old to be doing so.

Micheal, I know Aaron told you never to take me lightly because I've worked with him and he isn't the type of guy who would let that kind of important detail slip through his mind, but I guess you never listened. Then again, you are still looking past me despite the fact that every time we are in the ring in FAWA, you seem to be on the losing side, so I guess Aaron can only do so much to get a big detail through your hollow skull before he just gives up. I guess it is true what they say about people in Hollywood in that they are the dumbest people on earth. Maybe you go on your twitter machine and talk to fellow morons about how awesome Justin Beiber is. Who knows, maybe that fake star on your face is making you blind to the monster right in front of you. Maybe after I beat you one more time, you can check into rehab and join all your other Hollywood friends because you might just try to drink yourself out of depression.

But please, go ahead and continue to ignore me, I will just take away the world title from under both of your noses and show both of you that I am just better. Go ahead and sit in those opposite corners with your face to the wall while I enjoy living in the spotlight and enjoy throwing all this stuff about how it's okay to be greedy as long as they like you, right in their faces.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

By all means, you two, continue to waste your time talking. I have more important things to do like taking the World/People's Championship back to the fans, where it belongs.

[General Adam]

*We see the General throwing chairs in the back.*

That damn stupid ref! Did he not see that my hand was on the rope?! I got screwed dammit!



*the General then sees another ref, but not the same one that was in his match. The General attacks the ref by giving him a Monkey's Paw. He then puts the ref in the Monkey Wrench.*

I should be the one in that match! Not that f***ing ant! I should be the TV champion nobody else!



*Officals try to pull the General off the ref but he fights back. He is then finally restrained and the ref is taking away by doctors.*


I will be a champion again! You'll see! You'll all see!

[Deleted]

Hahaha the above is why I love to cheat. Its so fun! For the wins is not why I cheat. I do it to see the expression on the faces of those I beat. General when I win the TV Title I would love to face you one on one. Because I already know the outcome will be the same. The exact same thing. Me cheating, and you becoming angry because of it. Dream, I be happy to be the first to hand you a loss. Along with taking the TV Title you hold around your waste.

Now onto the tag team title match. It almost seems like this is forgotten. Seth and Hayden are busy going after each other about there world title match. I assume Aaron is busy investigating something and has no time to comment. Mark my words come Wheel of Misfortune it does not matter what the wheel lands on. I have had a Patriotic Death Match, Doomsday Cage Match, War Games, a Cinderblocks & Razor Blade Boards +a Match. You know what though? I lost all of those matches I just listed. I don't care what stipulation I am given. Its time to prove that I can walk into any crazy match given and walk out victories.

Hollywood Enigmas. Me and Seth commit a sin, and do it with a grin. See you at Wheel of Misfortune.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*Kaworu NagisAnt is sitting near a laptop when he sees the camera*

Ah, hello there. I didn't see you there the first time.

Much to my dismay, I will have to wait another week before I am able to make my debut, and the others are busy preparing for future matches, which is why they have been silent as of late.

But rest assured, once we have all had our turn making our debuts, we will be ready to take on better competition, and we will not be as silent.

Now if you'll excuse me, I was just about to finish pre-ordering some upcoming NGE manga-

*He suddenly starts floating towards the celing. He sheepishly shrugs but says nothing.*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

May 7, 2013 11:49:41 GMT -5 @kingbaga said:

Hahaha the above is why I love to cheat. Its so fun! For the wins is not why I cheat. I do it to see the expression on the faces of those I beat. General when I win the TV Title I would love to face you one on one. Because I already know the outcome will be the same. The exact same thing. Me cheating, and you becoming angry because of it. Dream, I be happy to be the first to hand you a loss. Along with taking the TV Title you hold around your waste.

Now onto the tag team title match. It almost seems like this is forgotten. Seth and Hayden are busy going after each other about there world title match. I assume Aaron is busy investigating something and has no time to comment. Mark my words come Wheel of Misfortune it does not matter what the wheel lands on. I have had a Patriotic Death Match, Doomsday Cage Match, War Games, a Cinderblocks & Razor Blade Boards +a Match. You know what though? I lost all of those matches I just listed. I don't care what stipulation I am given. Its time to prove that I can walk into any crazy match given and walk out victories.

Hollywood Enigmas. Me and Seth commit a sin, and do it with a grin. See you at Wheel of Misfortune.

The day we become tag team champions will be one of the proudest days of my life because for years, I have had to listen to the nonsense that in FAWA, I will never be a tag team champion because I am too damn egotistical to be with a partner. I always knew the truth was not that, but that I never had the right partner. Men like Ryan Blood, Square, Gus Richlen, Cthulu aka Providence, J For Justice, The Tank, and Evil La Parka were all too damn weak to be a tag team partner with me in this company. But you MiscreAnt, you have the same type of attitude of "don't care if you win and how, just do what you want" that I have.

Those tag titles will be coming to us because when we commit what you sheep call "a sin", we do it with a grin.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

That was one of the toughest matches of my career, Scott, you're one hell of a competitor I meant what I said you are a future champion here, but now it's time for us both to move on.

At Summerfest I'm in the world title shot ladder match. The ultimate high risk, high reward situation. You could end up losing your job like Damn Right Jackson, who ended up becoming BRB's bitch because of it, or you can get a guaranteed opportunity at the world title anytime any place for up to a year like Gus Richlen. I guarantee I'll turn the landscape of this company drastically, because I'm going to climb up, grab a briefcase and with that I will change FAWA forever and for the better.

At Summerfest I light the flame. Do you hear the people sing?

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*Richlen is storming around backstage, screaming about how he does not respect either Drakin or Hayden and that he is never going to be forced to lie again. The cameramen stay well out of the way, and one that almost gets run over is suddenly yanked through an air vent.

Then comes another yell:*

IF I HAVE TO WIN BATTLEBOWL TO GET THE CHAMPIONSHIP BACK, THEN SO BE IT! I WILL BE CHAMPION AGAIN WHEN GOOKERMANIA GOES OFF THE AIR, DAMN IT!

*Shinji AntKari quickly runs over to the cameraman nearby.*

Let's get you out of here before he blows the arena up. Shaelin told me that's how bad he can get sometimes....

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Jerry Fish is in front of the camera

This Jerry Fish here and my guest at this time is one half of the New Tag Team Champions and the New World Heavyweight Champion, Seth Drakin.

*Seth shows up with both titles around his shoulders with one of the biggest grins you will ever see.*

Seth, it seems that Wheel of Misfortune was a big night for you as you are now a double champion.

Yes it was, Fish. I was able to proudly say that I am the best man in this company today. I did what all these sheep tried to stop me from doing and that is ruling the FAWA landscape.

First, I survived the Twilight Match and I'll be honest, if I had not had any coaching from my wife who helped me privately riff those movies, I don't know if I would have been able to win that match. But thankfully MiscreAnt and I were able to conquer and thanks to my quick thinking in making sure that Aaron was not going to escape, the tag titles can finally be checked off my list of accomplishments.

And then despite all the hatred he has for me, I was sadistic enough to force Gus Richlen to say something he hasn't said to me in a long time, that he respects me. You see, Michael and Gus were too busy wanting to destroy each other that I guess they never considered me a real threat, despite the fact that the last time I fought each of them, I beat them. And look at what all that arrogance has done,

*Seth raises the world title.*

It has allowed me to be the world champion for a second time. It has allowed me to go from ignoring you sheep in the FAWA Galaxy at face level, to now being able to look down upon all you morons who are merely marks for yourself. No, you are not awesome and you are not worth any more of my damn time.

Which leads me into the man who I am speaking to next......the boss, the CEO of FAWA, Boiler Room Brawler. I'm sure as you know, winning the world title and the tag titles have put you at a very awkward position. You see, when BRB brought me back, he only signed me to a one year contract. And that contract was officially signed at SummerFest. Now originally, I said that my official last day in the company is at SummerFest, but I was informed by my lawyer that since the contract was signed last year, the actual final day on that contract is the day before SummerFest, which means that if the way things go, I will not be taking this title with me out of this company and if I do that, then I have won and this company will implode on itself.

But it doesn't have to be that way. I am a reasonable man and I am willing to sign the deal that BRB to renew my contract, but there are a few things that need to be changed.

1) I need a pay raise on that contract. Hell, you can also give MiscreAnt that pay raise as well because he is my partner after all.
2) If there are any chances of injury on my behalf, than MiscreAnt is allowed to find a new partner and they will be the new tag champs.

and finally & most important.....

I said two months ago that my Gookermania challenge was going out to one Jonathan Michaels for a Hell in a Cell Match and yet a few weeks ago, you BRB said that Jono will never be allowed in this ring again. Well, that goes completely against what I want so boss, I want you to let him in that ring to make his decision and if he accepts, I want you two allow him to face me at Gookermania 6.

You decide against my demands, you will lose not only your world champion, but also your tag champs because I'm sure that MiscreAnt would be more than thrilled to help me take these tag titles over to the circus known as the 101 Colony and defend those belts over there.

Balls in your court, Boiler Room Brawler. And just in case you don't think I am going to follow through with my demands, I am going to do something I have wanted to do with the world title since I came back.

*Seth goes off screen and comes back with a can of spray paint.*

What are you going to do with the spray can, Seth?

*Seth pushes Jerry out of the picture and holds up the world title. He then proceeds to spraypaint a Giant X over the center plate*

[Deleted]

A little over a month ago a man came to me with an idea. A little over a month ago a plan began to hatch. Something brilliant was set in motion. A plan began to not only take over one company, but two. The plan because of two inflated egos went ten times quicker then we ever dreamed. Now you all answer to Seth and I. He is you world champion. We are your tag team champions! and soon I will take the TV title from the joke known as The Dream. Its just a matter of fact. Within a months time we WON

Tag team gold is something I have never had. Not with any group. But me and Seth are two people who rose above all of you. We won. We proved to all of you that when two of the evilest individuals put there minds to something we don't lose.

Seth I agree to your two terms. I can always use a pay raise. I am the fastest riding star in FAWA history. I don't even like it here! I would walk out of this place in a heart beat. You give the word friend, and we will go into the 101 and leave this place without half of its champions.

We won at Wheel of Misfortune. But that is only the beginning.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

*The camera opens to find a solemn-looking Michael Hayden, staring straight ahead at a poster for Wheel of Misfortune. As he continues to stare forward, Jerry Fish begins to approach.*

Michael Hayden, any thoughts after your loss?

.........................

*Hayden says nothing, choosing instead to stand up and forcefully rip the poster of the wall. Hayden crumples the poster and tosses it to the side before walking off, refusing to say a word.*

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

HUZZAH! Greetings people of television. It is your champion and champion of several underlying districts of Canada or wherever they have television, THE DREAM!

It has been quite the uphill climb for your campeon. Not only did I use Rosetta Stone to learn how to say campeon, but this title has brought some unruly characters out of the woodwork. A General of a simian collective, a Knight drenched in Blood, and an ant that is looking for revenge after what I did last week to a rather unruly colony that infiltrated my home. I assume at least 60% of those ants are related to you, and I'm sorry for what happened. Not sorry enough to not do it thrice, but still sorry.

Now, as supreme emporer and God-king of Television, I for one have taken the utmost steps to prepare for this match. A Bug's Life has been playing non-stop on Disney despite several angry calls demanding Wizards of Waverly Place, and Antz has been playing on TBS to realtively no outrage. Funny.

Regardless, I've been studying the mistakes of those grasshoppers and.... whoever the bad guy in Antz was, and I'm learning new and interesting techniques to take you down. I've even invited Sonic and Knuckles to come on by in case things get heavy, though Sega has blocked my number numerous times.

Miscellanious Ant, prepare for quite a battle. Because The Dream will be your nightmare.

.... I'll put a pin on that. Not too bad. Now, I have more plans for television. I still don't get The Big Bang Theory...

*The Dream walks off mumbling to himself as the scene fades out.*