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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 3, 2013 21:26:34 GMT -5
At NiteRaw, The Hydra of Evil......was robbed. Robbed of the tag team titles.
Two kooks that have a briefcase decided to cash in that briefcase on a knocked out MiscreAnt and a guy like myself who was not told the rules of the match whatsoever. I wasn't ready to compete and I went out there to help my friend against that bastard named Antihero.
So congratulations, The Dream and Scott Martin. Congrats on getting two props of the company because that is all you won. The Hydra of Evil is STILL the best tag team in FAWA and until you truly prove that you are better than us, that will not change.
So I'll tell you what........you want to prove you are the best tag team, you put those belts on the line in a rematch. The ball is in your court.
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 3, 2013 22:00:51 GMT -5
At NiteRaw, The Hydra of Evil......was robbed. Robbed of the tag team titles.
Two kooks that have a briefcase decided to cash in that briefcase on a knocked out MiscreAnt and a guy like myself who was not told the rules of the match whatsoever. I wasn't ready to compete and I went out there to help my friend against that bastard named Antihero.
So congratulations, The Dream and Scott Martin. Congrats on getting two props of the company because that is all you won. The Hydra of Evil is STILL the best tag team in FAWA and until you truly prove that you are better than us, that will not change.
So I'll tell you what........you want to prove you are the best tag team, you put those belts on the line in a rematch. The ball is in your court. *Martin lifts his belt into view* ...so you're basically out of bargaining chips. But, I'll have a talk with The Dream and see if we can get something going for, say, BattleBowl? |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 3, 2013 22:25:42 GMT -5
At NiteRaw, The Hydra of Evil......was robbed. Robbed of the tag team titles.
Two kooks that have a briefcase decided to cash in that briefcase on a knocked out MiscreAnt and a guy like myself who was not told the rules of the match whatsoever. I wasn't ready to compete and I went out there to help my friend against that bastard named Antihero.
So congratulations, The Dream and Scott Martin. Congrats on getting two props of the company because that is all you won. The Hydra of Evil is STILL the best tag team in FAWA and until you truly prove that you are better than us, that will not change.
So I'll tell you what........you want to prove you are the best tag team, you put those belts on the line in a rematch. The ball is in your court. *Martin lifts his belt into view* ...so you're basically out of bargaining chips. But, I'll have a talk with The Dream and see if we can get something going for, say, BattleBowl?
I am telling you the same thing I told Connor Mackenzie when he got the world title and the same thing I told Michael Hayden and Boiler Room Brawler when I won the world title. Those belts, like every belt here are just a means to an end for me. We are still the best tag team in this company and I am still the best wrestler to have ever graced this place.
I'm just giving you the chance to prove me wrong about the tag team stuff and as everyone knows, doing that is not free. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 22:58:34 GMT -5
As I sit in this hospital bed. With a neck braes on and nurses yelling at me to get rest I realize something. Tears are rolling down my face.
Tears?
Why are there tears rolling down my face? Is it because I was nearly killed in the center of the ring on Nitraw? No, because that was a necessary course of action. Is it because I have lost the tag titles in the most unfair way possible? No, for they are just props that we will win back sooner or later. Is is because I lost my cool on Niteraw? No, because again it was necessary for Anti to finally see the light. Is it because I am now forced to sit in this hospital bed for who knows how long? No, because when I exit this bed it will make me stronger. Then why are THERE TEARS ON MY FACE!
Why... Wait... I know... These tears are not of pain. Not of suffering. They are of something so much more... devious. They are of joy
Yes tears of pure joy are rolling down my face Antihero. For you FINALLY see the light! Oh and what a light it is, isn't it! I would hug you if you would not stab me if I attempted! Good thing I will be in this hospital bed. I might address Niteraw via satellite. I want you to think about that. In some hospital a weakened MiscreAnt is just waiting for you to finish the job. But you wont find me, makes you angry does it not?
You can't beat me at this evil game of chess Anti. Do you know why? Because you are too many moves behind. You just started playing just a few hours ago. I started the second I faced you in the ring many Niteraws ago. You can try and kill me. You can try and cut my head off and deliver it to the FAWA faithful. I want you to try. Because when I beat you at your most evil you will be devastated. Its like I tell every single one of my opponents when I can.
Train hard as you can for me, as I love the face when you inevitably fail.
Your mind has already been shattered by me Antihero. Wonder what will happen when I you fail to finish the job. Time will only tell.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 3, 2013 23:45:21 GMT -5
I am finally free. Free from the beastality jokes and that awful monkey smell. I can now show what I can do in that ring and be the legend that I deserved to be. And nobody...and I mean nobody is going to stop me.
*The General lights a cigar.*
Now is there anyone out there that wants to face at my full potential or should I look elsewhere?
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Post by chasermcgrady on Aug 6, 2013 0:27:47 GMT -5
Hardcore/extreme rules, however y'all claim it, you know my style...the NITERAW after the next one...what say you killer? What ever you want, I'm getting paid for this, and to my up coming opponent, prepare to eat mat.
You came at me, you made these threats, YOU made this personal!
Hardcore Hensley never ran from NOBODY, not a god**** soul, son! We're gonna fight my way, and best believe, this a** whooping you been craving...
It will be delivered by yours truly.
I'll see that a** soon, bounty... |
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 6, 2013 10:39:56 GMT -5
So...that was the best day of my life. Not only did I win the Tag Team Championships, but with a little help from Ashley Conda, I'm one of ten participants in BattleBowl. Not sure how this could get any better than it already is...oh wait. I know. Winning the BattleBowl and going on to challenge Connor Mackenzie for the World Heavyweight Championship certainly wouldn't hurt. The sky is the limit for me, and GookerMania is seeming more and more like destiny.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 6, 2013 10:59:47 GMT -5
If you think that loss means that I'm out of luck for BattleBowl, THINK. AGAIN.
Next week, any male member of the roster vs. me in a BattleBowl qualifier. AND I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ANYMORE. One way or another, I WILL be in BattleBowl, preferably by earning my way and not buying it (Hey,Antihero, how ya doing?!), and I WILL win BattleBowl and do what only one previous winner has done and I WILL leave Gookermania as FAWA World Champion.
And if you think that anyone will stop me, THINK. AGAIN.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 6, 2013 12:00:41 GMT -5
Dude, you lost. I'm not trying to belittle you or anything, but fact is, we all get a shot at entering Battlebowl. And if we fail, well, that's it.
Think of it like the Royal Rumble. If someone's eliminated, do they get a chance to reenter? No. I know we have our history, but this is me talking to you without any hostility.
There's always next year, Gus. But right now, as it stands, you're not going to Battlebowl.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 6, 2013 12:08:00 GMT -5
Dude, you lost. I'm not trying to belittle you or anything, but fact is, we all get a shot at entering Battlebowl. And if we fail, well, that's it.
Think of it like the Royal Rumble. If someone's eliminated, do they get a chance to reenter? No. I know we have our history, but this is me talking to you without any hostility.
There's always next year, Gus. But right now, as it stands, you're not going to Battlebowl.
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Post by TMK on Aug 6, 2013 14:52:05 GMT -5
So...that was the best day of my life. Not only did I win the Tag Team Championships, but with a little help from Ashley Conda, I'm one of ten participants in BattleBowl. Not sure how this could get any better than it already is...oh wait. I know. Winning the BattleBowl and going on to challenge Connor Mackenzie for the World Heavyweight Championship certainly wouldn't hurt. The sky is the limit for me, and GookerMania is seeming more and more like destiny.
Maybe next week I'll show your partner how a true man wins. Dream, to make the obvious pun, teaming with you is a nightmare for me. I'm warning you, if you walk into our Battlebowl qualifier intent on winning it for the fans...then we've already lost. Shrink that infamous ego of yours down to size and maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to carry you to victory. |
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 6, 2013 14:53:06 GMT -5
You know as much I'd like to tear Michael Hayden's head off and feed it to my parakeet, he makes a good point.
And I take exception to the fact you're saying I didn't earn it, because you know I'm actually in the match, because I forfeited the TV Title that I won, in an Opportunity I EARNED By being one of the best parts of this company day in and, day out by giving it my all, day in and day out, and not just drooling over the world title the whole time.
Think before you speak Richlen, think before you speak.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 6, 2013 21:33:40 GMT -5
It is very nice to see that there is indeed a real man in the FAWA that wants to face a man that has been waiting for years to show what he can do in that ring. I know that there are people out there that still think that I am a joke, but after I get done with you they are going to stop laughing. I'm no clown Greene, and you're going to find that out very soon.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 7, 2013 0:26:44 GMT -5
So...that was the best day of my life. Not only did I win the Tag Team Championships, but with a little help from Ashley Conda, I'm one of ten participants in BattleBowl. Not sure how this could get any better than it already is...oh wait. I know. Winning the BattleBowl and going on to challenge Connor Mackenzie for the World Heavyweight Championship certainly wouldn't hurt. The sky is the limit for me, and GookerMania is seeming more and more like destiny.
Maybe next week I'll show your partner how a true man wins. Dream, to make the obvious pun, teaming with you is a nightmare for me. I'm warning you, if you walk into our Battlebowl qualifier intent on winning it for the fans...then we've already lost. Shrink that infamous ego of yours down to size and maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to carry you to victory.
And that's impossible, since all of America and its affiliates love me!
Now, we have a tag team match for that SuperBowl that the FAWA does, and you're a little hesitant to team with ol' El Sueno. But fear not, buddy! For The Dream is one half of the Campeones De Tag Team here in FAWA! I'm the bee's knees! The whole shebang! And a multitude of other nicknames that I stol-BORROWED from Johnny Stupid Gargano! And, I have proof right here!*Dream holds up the Tag Team Title, smiling.* This title, which I totally won fairly and not by unscrupulous means, says that I am one-half of the critically acclaimed and good looking tag team, The Dream Team! And as tag champ, I have a lot of experience going up against a dup looking to get ol' Dream flat on his back. Granted, these two are a bit more masculine than I'm used to, but the result shall be the same: The Dream on top, a smile on my face, and a satisfying conclusion!
So fear not, "Howlin' Mad" Madoc! Yes, we may be going up against Non-Pirate Mulligan and Be Right Back (which is not a good name to go by mate), but I believe that we will win! That we will be victorious! And that, by God, we will go on to the Rose Bowl!
Come KFC! The temporarily new Dream Team shall ride to victory! And we shall do so, with WRESTLING!
F***ING WRESTLING!!*Dream runs off, holding the Tag Team Title in the air as he continues to yell " WRESTLING!!* |
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Post by chasermcgrady on Aug 7, 2013 14:16:46 GMT -5
Alright, so your title IS up for grabs, and I'm pretty sure my match regulations YOU agreed to give me aren't even official...
*Small laugh with Hensley covering his mouth.*
Regardless, you and whoever else is pulling those strings coming that candy a** of yours...
Y'all are gonna get everything you've ordered.
Our match is beyond championship belts, honor, whatever. Our duel is one man putting his hands on the other, and whoever IS left breathing or alive?
They're "THE MAN"...
*Rolling Rock advertisement ensues, that s*** it delicious!*
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Post by ScorpiAnt on Aug 8, 2013 8:59:36 GMT -5
HH, you make me laugh, did you see what I did to Shaelin? I messed up her head, she couldn't think straight, she had a hard time and I had a fun time. Your making me slightly upset, so, I asked my boss if I could give you a treat and he said "Yeah, sure do what ever you want just take him out." So in fair warning you will not leave a happy camper by the end of that night, do you know what I mean? Your nothing but a street punk.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 8, 2013 13:36:16 GMT -5
FAWA.COM EXCLUSIVE:
In reaction to not getting another shot at BattleBowl, Gus Richlen hacked into the FAWA website and posted variuos photos of him with the Inter-Forum Championship. Under every photo was written the following word:
NEXT.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2013 23:27:49 GMT -5
LA LA LA-LA-LA-LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA-LA-LA-LA LA LA LA LA LA!*We open in a forest. The camera pans the scenery, before zooming in towards a small village…*  : Hey, down here!*The camera pans down, revealing the source of the voice… Papa Smurf?!* Papa Smurf: Hello there! I’m Papa Smurf. Welcome to Smurf Village!The Smurfs ThemePapa Smurf: My Smurfs and I, we’ve been getting a little bored, what with having dealt with Gargamel once and for all. So we decided that we’re coming to FAWA!*As Papa Smurf speaks, he walks through the village, the sounds of fighting beginning to pick up.* Papa Smurf: But unfortunately, not all the Smurfs can come along, it just wouldn’t be practical. Not to mention we can’t just leave the village unprotected. Therefore, only the best Smurfs can be chosen.*Papa Smurf arrives at the source of the fighting… A Smurf battle royal.* Papa Smurf: As you can see, all the Smurfs want the chance, but only three will be able to join Smurfette and myself on this new journey.*Smurfette is standing atop one of the mushroom houses, watching the other Smurfs fight it out.* Smurfette: Come on, Jokey! Smurf it to him!
Smurf his Smurf, Vanity!*Hefty Smurf has Greedy Smurf in a bear hug, while Brainy Smurf and Grouchy Smurf double-team Handy Smurf.* Papa Smurf: It’s been some fierce competition…Smurfette: Put your Smurf into it, Baker Smurf! Papa Smurf and I only want the best to join us!Papa Smurf: Enough!
…But in the end, I think I’ve made my decision.
Now Smurf to me, Smurfs! After much consideration, Smurfette and I have Smurfed our Smurfs:
Hefty Smurf!
Brainy Smurf!
Grouchy Smurf!
You three will be joining us in the FAWA!Smurfette: Congratulations, Smurfs!Papa Smurf: The road will be a long one, with many bumps along the way, but I Smurfly believe that we will Smurf our way to victory in the FAWA!
Now, before we go, are there any questions?Brainy Smurf: Papa Smurf, how are we supposed to compete in the FAWA? All those wrestlers are much bigger than us!Hefty Smurf: But none of them are as strong as me!Grouchy: I hate the FAWA!Papa Smurf: Relax, my little Smurfs. I have already Smurfed of a solution…*Papa Smurf holds up his walking cane and waves it over himself, Smurfette, Hefty, Brainy, and Grouchy. There’s a flash of light and a puff of smoke! When the smoke clears, we can see that the five have grown to full size and that Smurfette has… “Filled out” a bit.* Hefty Smurf: Now this is more like it!Brainy Smurf: I love it, Papa Smurf!Grouchy Smurf: I hate being tall!Smurfette: Oh my gosh! I have Smurfs!*Smurfette starts to… “Explore” her new form, but Papa Smurf interrupts.* Papa Smurf: Now now, my Smurfs. I know you are all excited, but there is much Smurfing to be done!
FAWA, beware! We are coming to Smurf you up! Now away my Smurfs, with much Smurf! We have a long journey ahead of us! Smurfs Away!*Papa Smurf leads his charges away as the scene ends.*
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Post by chasermcgrady on Aug 15, 2013 14:45:31 GMT -5
*Hardcore Hensley and Some Guy hanging out backstage watching television and eating popcorn.*
SG: Sixty million dollars...to play a man in a f****** cape!
HH: With a mask...
SG: With a mask! Absolutey outrageous...
HH: I heard Legolas was one of the frontrunners, ha ha...
SG: Batman's British?
HH: Uh, Batman's not real...
SG: You know what the hell I meant, street punk...
*Guy snickers as Hensley shoots him a cold glare.*
SG: Ha ha, did you like that?
HH: It hit me deep...would've thought I'd at least earned thug status by now.
SG: Need to brush up on your thuganomics. Here, I'll go get Cena on the phone.
*Guy goes off camera while Hensley resumes watching television and eating popcorn. Commercial for Orville Redenbacher ensues.*
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Post by General Adam on Aug 17, 2013 13:47:21 GMT -5
Some people say what I did to Green was uncalled for. The say "Why General? Why did you send Green to the ER with a fractured skull?" To prove a point. And that point is that everybody here in the FAWA better start taking me seriously. Because you see for a very long time no one took me seriously because I was clown. Oh yes I was a clown. I dance, made jokes, and made myself look like a fool for your enjoyment, but as I told Greene...I am no clown. When I nearly took his head off with my lariat with chain wrapped around my around my arm no one in the audience was laughing! As the EMT's carried Greene and loaded him up into the ambulance not one person giggled! And when Hoss announced that Greene suffered a fractured skull and a concussion nobody chuckled!
In just took one match to show to all the people in the stands that I am no longer the clown they once laughed at. It just took one match for the powers in the back to realize that I am a serious threat. Next week me and two other men will fight for a shot at the world title. Martin. Hayden. Get ready for war.
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