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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 28, 2014 23:04:10 GMT -5
I have to say...I don't know what to say. I say what I say and living up to what I say by beating everyone who is foolish enough to try and dethrone me as the best. Yet the only TWO people who seem to be speaking are a washed-up trainer who is searching for his client like he is in some failed romance film and a girl who I have tortured to the point that I am sure she still wakes up in a cold sweat at the thought of my actions and I have also basically embarrassed her boyfriend so many times lately that I have lost count.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 28, 2014 23:33:42 GMT -5
I have to say...I don't know what to say. I say what I say and living up to what I say by beating everyone who is foolish enough to try and dethrone me as the best. Yet the only TWO people who seem to be speaking are a washed-up trainer who is searching for his client like he is in some failed romance film and a girl who I have tortured to the point that I am sure she still wakes up in a cold sweat at the thought of my actions and I have also basically embarrassed her boyfriend so many times lately that I have lost count.
All the while, the "real" people are all silent. |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 28, 2014 23:35:04 GMT -5
Lou Thesz is standing outside the Parts Unknown arena. He is sitting at the entrance, where a man in a dark outfit and hood is standing behind him.
I know you alllll want to see this man's face. But since he has not been seen in two years....I'm going to make this a special occasion. Because pretty soon on live TV, I'm going to let this man behind me talk. And believe me, he has a lot to say.
He has a piece of paper.
I have right here, the roster. It's a mix of new and old. Seth Drakin, Jonathan Michaels, Mario Nett, Jeremy Dupoe, General of the Mon...oh um I mean...William Anderson, Gus Richlin. My cilent knows these men very well. All of them are in total shock and terror that this man is back. THEY KNOW THAT HE IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!! Heck, Seth Drakin had been ducking him for years. Now, he has no place to hide. And it's so like Gus to let his girlfriend talk for for him. As I said earlier, I wasn't raised to hit a woman, but this man behind me was raised differently.
Then I look at all the new and "Improved" superstars. The "future" of Professional wrestling. Scott Martin? Jon Hamala? David McLauren? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Does the FAWA actually believe that they have any shot at beating my client? NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!!!!!
So get ready, because pretty soon, my main man will finally open up to the public. And i'm going to warn you FAWA, you may not like what he has to saaaaAAAAAAaaaaaay!!
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 28, 2014 23:38:56 GMT -5
Thesz: Yes, you may have accomplished many things. But you have never beaten Smokin Vokoun. You never wanted to face him for years, and now, pretty soon, you won't have many places to hide, if at all. Whose to say that you aren't one of his main targets. Because once he is unleashed once again in the FAWA......no one is safe. |
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Apr 29, 2014 0:17:19 GMT -5
Do us all a favour and keep my name outta your dick-measuring contest, fellas. My schedule is full-up what with all the creepy demon assholes I have to kill off inside a Hell in a Cell tomorrow night.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 29, 2014 10:27:14 GMT -5
Sitting backstage of the Parts Unknown Arena
IT'S ALMOST TIME!!!!!! IT'S ALMOST TIME!!!!!! HE'S COMING!!!!! HE'S COMING!!!!!! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Post by Waffel113 on Apr 29, 2014 17:52:09 GMT -5
Look at that, so out of the loop he didn't even know he lost the Tag Team Championships.  Actual, more fitting promo to come up...later tonight? |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 29, 2014 20:23:23 GMT -5
We cut to Smokin Vokoun walking down the hall ways of the Parts Unknown arena I think I made my point perfectly clear. I'm not here to play, or to make friends, I'M HERE TO KILL PEOPLE!!!! I don't need allies, I don't need friends and I don't need some slaw jawed loser TO TALK FOR ME!!! I'm gonna be around for a long time long time, until I am satisfied with the destruction I caused and how many belts I win. And I plan on winning the World Heavyweight Championship....THIS TIME, NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!! HOW CAN THEY STOP A GOD!!!! ??
I don't care how I get that shot, if I have to go through every Goddamned wrestler in this rotting carcass of a wrestling promotion....then I'll do it. THAT'S WHY I CALLED EVERYONE'S ASS OUT!!!! I don't care who it is, the next show, I want the FAWA...TO GIVE ME THEIR SACRIFICAL LAMB TO FEED TO THEIR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!
Just then, Smokin Vokoun sees the ambulance that is taking Lou Thesz III to the hospital. They are just about to load him up. Hmmm......I think it's time to have some more fun. *Giggles*
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Post by Waffel113 on Apr 29, 2014 20:39:30 GMT -5
*We cut to Scott Martin's locker room, where he sits alone, looking at the FAN Forums Championship. Slowly, Jerry Fish enters*
Uh, Scott. Jerry Fish, FAWA.com. Can I have your thoughts on winning the FAN Forums Championship?
*Martin looks up*
You wanna know what I think? After the biggest match of my career, probably facing the longest odds I've ever faced, and you want to know what I think? I mean...
Ever since I was a kid in Beverly, this is what I've wanted to do with my life. I wanted to entertain people, I wanted to put on a show that people years from now would be talking about! So, I guess naturally, wrestling was the choice for me, right? And I had those high hopes and for a few years...I had nothing. I was floating in between friend's houses from booking to booking, and when I said I had nothing, I mean nothing. I had barely anything besides the clothes on my back and the God-given talent for wrestling that I've always had! And then finally, just two years ago I get my big break, I sign a contract with the FAWA, and I'm given a hype machine behind me immediately. I fought people like Ryan Blood and Aaron Enigma-remember those guys? They made FAWA what it is today, and I was able to take them to their limits. Then I got put in the Money in the Bank or Botch Match at SummerFest and things were never the same. I won the Tag Team Championship briefcase, I met up with that wild son of a bitch you and I call The Dream, and we won the Tag Team Championships! Sure, we lost them at GookerMania, but you know what we did? We won them right back! And now, sure I haven't seen the guy in a while, and we aren't champs anymore, but everything has built up to this. I mean...this is the culmination of a childhood dream, to be this big a star in one of the best goddamn companies in the world, and you want me to tell you how I feel??
*Martin takes a minute to catch his breath and wipe at his eyes*
I mean...you wouldn't understand Jerry. You just wouldn't understand...
*Slowly, Martin gets up with the belt and walks out of the room, a smile on his face. Fish soon follows and the scene fades to black*
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Apr 29, 2014 20:43:15 GMT -5
David McLaren and his newly introduced group can be seen headed for the exit of the arena. David appears to have spent a long while in the trainers room following his Hell in a Cell match. FAWA interviewer Fred G. Neric rushes towards him, holding a microphone.
"David! Mr. McLaren!"
David looks at Fred, sighing.
"Dude.. It's just gone 1 AM and I've lost more pints of blood tonight than you've had sexual partners. What could possibly be so important that you have to ask now, and not next week?"
"Well I was instructed to find out who these people are, and what your plans are going forward in the FAWA."
"These are all people that get it. People willing to seize the opportunity no matter what they had to do, or what the consequences are. These are people whose eyes are wide open. As for what's next.. Tonight a new champion was crowned, and I like Scott Martin, he's a good kid and that's great for him, but as much as it pains me to say it, he has something I want. I might like him, but I'm gonna take his title and I'm gonna hurt him real bad, and I don't expect him to make it easy for me. You heard me right, Scott. Don't disappoint me."
David and his group keep on walking, leaving Fred G. Neric to his business.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 30, 2014 10:43:51 GMT -5
We cut to Smokin Vokoun speeding down the road in an ambulance. It's Lou Thesz III's ambulance...
HEY LOUIE HONEY!!!! WE'RE ALMOST HOME!!!!!!!
This is one dark road Lou. Just like the one you found me at. What did you see? You saw an old friend, with a heroin needle stuck in his arm and flat broke. HOW GAVE ME THAT NEEDLE LOU!!!! Oh you said that it would calm you down. It would make you more of a serene and focused...WRONG DRUG ASSHOLE!!!!! I wasted thousands of dollars on the habit. What you saw that night, was my last penny going down the drain. All that money, gone. You gave me the money and needles Lou. YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!
Smokey stops the ambulance, they are close to a cliff, and walks out of it. He opens the back and pulls out the stretcher. With a still dazed Lou Thesz III. Lou comes to somewhat, see's Vokoun AND SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER!!! Vokoun covers his mouth.. Shhhh...shhhhhhhh. Don't worry Lou. I've forgiven you. I have a new purpose in life, and a new purpose in FAWA. All because of you. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you....well...that's bullshit. *Laughs manically* Thesz: I....didn't know..
I SAID SHHHH!!!! For once in you're life, you are going to SHUTUP and listen to me. I didn't need a manager. I didn't need a financial money wizard. How much money Lou? HOW MUCH!!!! Because I made you tons of money. And when I disappeared. You beat your wife and kids, until they couldn't take it anymore. But you didn't tell these lovely people...than you weren't broke. YOU HAD ALL OF MY MONEY!!!! AND I'M ADDICTED TO HEREOIN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!! But you know what Lou. I think it's time I rewarded you for all of you're help to me.
Smokey grabs the stretcher and starts running towards the cliff. VOKOUN PUSHES THESZ OFF THE CLIFF!!!! Thesz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................Vokoun, with all of strength... slowly starts pushing the ambulance.
This was...all your fault Lou....
Vokoun PUSHES THE AMBULANCE OVER THE CLIFF!!! After a few crashes..THE AMBULANCE EXPLODES!!! Vokoun looks down to see the wreckage. Thesz is under the ambulance....dead. Was that overkill? NAH!!!!
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on May 1, 2014 23:40:16 GMT -5
So I guess the entire FAWA is a bunch of cowards. BECAUSE NO ONE HAS STEPPED UP TO TAKE MY CHALLENGE!!!! I should have known that this whole promotion was a bunch of lowlife ham n' eggers. That's all they are. Just ham n' eggers. You see a got a list of FAWA in my hand right here.
Vokoun pulls out a piece of paper.
If I have to call out every single FAWA "superstar" I WILL DO IT!!! Because I don't give a shit.
Looks at list
Oh yes....Gus Richlen. The only man who instead of actually opening his mouth HAS TO GET HIS WHORE GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT FOR HIM!!!! What kind of man are you. You're girlfriend has bigger balls then you do. Hell, I'll beat up your woman, I don't care. If that's gonna be the only way to get your head out of your ass....soooo be it.
A timid intern walks in
E...excuse me Mr. Vokoun......
He hands Vokoun a note. Vokoun starts to giggle
So the FAWA has sent out a it's first sacrificial lamb. JUSTIN HOLE!? Well, it's a start. I might as well give the locker room an example of a real man. So Hole, I hope you are a religous man...because you are going to have to say your prayers. BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!
And uh....Gus.....if you do happen to show up and say something...bring that little number out with you. Because I'm sure she...likes it a little rough...if you know what I mean.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 5, 2014 10:28:11 GMT -5
I know none of you want me to win.
Nobody wants the one person who's destroyed himself for what little he has to win.
I don't care what you want anymore.
I WILL BE WORLD CHAMPION.
After this week, there will be no excuses for any of you, no arrogance, no petty complaining, no magic spells, NOTHING. You will have finally realized the truth: I. AM. THE. BEST. IN. THE. WORLD. PERIOD. I proved it at the end of 2012, and I will prove it again. NOTHING any of you can say or do will be able to change reality.
REALITY is that I WILL NO LONGER be ridiculed for being me.
I WILL NO LONGER be denied what is mine.
I WILL NO LONGER be told that I can never be THE MAN again.
I WILL NO LONGER be told that I don't deserve to succeed.
I WILL NO LONGER be told that I don't deserve to be in the ring.
I.
WILL.
BE.
FAWA.
WORLD.
CHAMPION.
AGAIN.
At ALL of your expenses.
I.
WILL.
And that...
...is a promise.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on May 5, 2014 14:54:55 GMT -5
We cut to Vokoun working out at Golds Gym in Chicago. He is just done bench pressing until Jerry Fish walks in.
Fish: FAWA fans, I'm here with Smokin Vokoun today. Smokey you requested this interview time to promote this match with Justin Hole. I'm sort of confused. Because nobody other than maybe Justin Hole's own family believes that he has a chance of beating you. It seems to me that you are trying to take attention away from the big World Title 4 Way Dance coming up real soon. Why are you doing this.
Vokoun: What a dumbass you are. You really think that's what I'm trying to do. DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT JUSTIN HOLE!!! AT ALL!!?? This will not be a match. No no, it will be a demonstration. A demonstration on how weak this company has become. Justin Hole. You represent the weakness of FAWA and it's wrestlers. Look at you. You're 98 pounds soaking wet. THE BREAKFAST I ATE WAS BIGGER THAN YOU!!!! You're probably just as tasty. Because you are just a piece of meat for me to chew on.
But the reason I say you represent what the FAWA stands for, is because out of all the wrestlers in the back...you were the ONLY ONE to be brought to slaughter. I mean, Seth Drakin didn't answer the challenge....Michael Hayden was silent, Jeremy Dupoe hid under his bed in fear...and Gus Richlen had to send out his bitch to speak for him. THOSE ARE YOUR TOP 4 CONTENDERS PEOPLE!!!! So in away, the biggest jobber in the world...has more guts than any one in that "title match"
Fish: But Vokoun, they have to prepare for the match, they can't wrestle you AND go for the title at the same time.
First of all....SHUT UP!!!!!! AND LET ME TALK!!!!!
Vokoun snatches the mic from Fish. Jerry just sulks off.
I wrestled in a ladder match AND an Ally Fight..ON THE SAME NIGHT AT GOOKERMANIA 4!!!! And I won the Hardcore title. A title no one is tough enough to ever win...that's why it no longer exists. You are telling me that the "great" superstars of the FAWA have so little stamina and so little GUTS...that they couldn't face me and have a match later on.
It's not like it matters anyway. A FAWA World Title match without Smokin Vokoun in it, makes it illegitimate anyway. No one cares about these guys...THE FANS PAY TO SEE ME!!! That's the ooonly reason why people will be watching, just to see how much I kick Justin Hole's ass. And to hopefully...HOOOOPEFULLY get some of these wrestlers in the back to fight me. The Drakins, the Dupoes, the Haydens....the Richlens....to come and fight me. But really...just look at me. Do you think that any of those losers....could ever beat a monster like me. Never.....
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on May 6, 2014 6:19:27 GMT -5
A video begins to play. David McLaren stands in front of a ring, a couple of folding chairs sit nearby. The building he's in is small, perhaps a garage. Alice LeRoux stands close to him, her hands crossed behind her back as she watches him dreamily.
It's been an interesting few days. After the nine-month campaign against Dupoe, it's nice to rest up a little. Let my wounds heal, so to speak. I've been listening to all of you. Smoken Vokoun, what a guy. I've never seen someone hype a match so heavily when their opponent is someone who hasn't even scored a near fall in their entire FAWA career, so that's cool for you, Smokey. Show that kid who's half your size who's boss. David chuckles softly, shaking his head. Ah.. But of course the thing everyone's talking about right now: The upcoming World Heavyweight Championship match. I know Jeremy is in it, and I know that after the beating I put on him last week, I'd be surprised if he even showed up, let alone won. Crazy Ol' Gus Richlen is at it again, lamenting the world that's apparently stacked itself against him, speaking in absolutes and just generally being a whiny little shit. Let me ask you a question, Gus: You ever hear the phrase 'Actions speak louder than words.'? Actually that's a silly question. Everyone's heard that. So I guess you're just in love with the sound of your own voice. That being the case, do us all a favour, buy a tape recorder and f*** off. It's boring, okay? Why not just go and win the god damn title if you're so dead set on 'proving us wrong' or whatever this little crusade of yours is about? Any fool can SAY THINGS REALLY LOUD, or talk. With. Lots. Of. Dramatic. Pauses... David winks to the camera. It takes more than that to actually go and prove it. So for the love of god, just shut your damn mouth and put your fists up. If you toned down the rhetoric, maaaaaybe people would listen up a bit better.. But then again, probably not. The only ones among the four of you that are remotely tolerable are Michael Hayden and Seth Drakin. The former only because he isn't saying anything, and the latter because he keeps it short and sweet. Just remember what it is you're fighting for, guys. And who made it possible. 'Cause if not for me, you'd be squabbling over a worthless piece of tin in the ruins of what used to be a wrestling company.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 6, 2014 11:01:50 GMT -5
A video begins to play. David McLaren stands in front of a ring, a couple of folding chairs sit nearby. The building he's in is small, perhaps a garage. Alice LeRoux stands close to him, her hands crossed behind her back as she watches him dreamily.
It's been an interesting few days. After the nine-month campaign against Dupoe, it's nice to rest up a little. Let my wounds heal, so to speak. I've been listening to all of you. Smoken Vokoun, what a guy. I've never seen someone hype a match so heavily when their opponent is someone who hasn't even scored a near fall in their entire FAWA career, so that's cool for you, Smokey. Show that kid who's half your size who's boss. David chuckles softly, shaking his head. Ah.. But of course the thing everyone's talking about right now: The upcoming World Heavyweight Championship match. I know Jeremy is in it, and I know that after the beating I put on him last week, I'd be surprised if he even showed up, let alone won. Crazy Ol' Gus Richlen is at it again, lamenting the world that's apparently stacked itself against him, speaking in absolutes and just generally being a whiny little shit. Let me ask you a question, Gus: You ever hear the phrase 'Actions speak louder than words.'? Actually that's a silly question. Everyone's heard that. So I guess you're just in love with the sound of your own voice. That being the case, do us all a favour, buy a tape recorder and f*** off. It's boring, okay? Why not just go and win the god damn title if you're so dead set on 'proving us wrong' or whatever this little crusade of yours is about? Any fool can SAY THINGS REALLY LOUD, or talk. With. Lots. Of. Dramatic. Pauses... David winks to the camera. It takes more than that to actually go and prove it. So for the love of god, just shut your damn mouth and put your fists up. If you toned down the rhetoric, maaaaaybe people would listen up a bit better.. But then again, probably not. The only ones among the four of you that are remotely tolerable are Michael Hayden and Seth Drakin. The former only because he isn't saying anything, and the latter because he keeps it short and sweet. Just remember what it is you're fighting for, guys. And who made it possible. 'Cause if not for me, you'd be squabbling over a worthless piece of tin in the ruins of what used to be a wrestling company.
You're welcome.
The ONLY person in this match who is a whiner is Hayden. Of course, you have nothing but a completely biased hatred towards me when I've done nothing wrong PERIOD, so of course you won't acknowledge that. Quite frankly, however...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
I've backed up my words so many times that there's a traffic jam from Anchorage to the Panama Canal. And my actions have proven me better than you and your actions.
Do yourself a favor before you become a victim, McLaren:
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on May 6, 2014 22:15:01 GMT -5
A video begins to play. David McLaren stands in front of a ring, a couple of folding chairs sit nearby. The building he's in is small, perhaps a garage. Alice LeRoux stands close to him, her hands crossed behind her back as she watches him dreamily.
It's been an interesting few days. After the nine-month campaign against Dupoe, it's nice to rest up a little. Let my wounds heal, so to speak. I've been listening to all of you. Smoken Vokoun, what a guy. I've never seen someone hype a match so heavily when their opponent is someone who hasn't even scored a near fall in their entire FAWA career, so that's cool for you, Smokey. Show that kid who's half your size who's boss. David chuckles softly, shaking his head. Ah.. But of course the thing everyone's talking about right now: The upcoming World Heavyweight Championship match. I know Jeremy is in it, and I know that after the beating I put on him last week, I'd be surprised if he even showed up, let alone won. Crazy Ol' Gus Richlen is at it again, lamenting the world that's apparently stacked itself against him, speaking in absolutes and just generally being a whiny little shit. Let me ask you a question, Gus: You ever hear the phrase 'Actions speak louder than words.'? Actually that's a silly question. Everyone's heard that. So I guess you're just in love with the sound of your own voice. That being the case, do us all a favour, buy a tape recorder and f*** off. It's boring, okay? Why not just go and win the god damn title if you're so dead set on 'proving us wrong' or whatever this little crusade of yours is about? Any fool can SAY THINGS REALLY LOUD, or talk. With. Lots. Of. Dramatic. Pauses... David winks to the camera. It takes more than that to actually go and prove it. So for the love of god, just shut your damn mouth and put your fists up. If you toned down the rhetoric, maaaaaybe people would listen up a bit better.. But then again, probably not. The only ones among the four of you that are remotely tolerable are Michael Hayden and Seth Drakin. The former only because he isn't saying anything, and the latter because he keeps it short and sweet. Just remember what it is you're fighting for, guys. And who made it possible. 'Cause if not for me, you'd be squabbling over a worthless piece of tin in the ruins of what used to be a wrestling company.
You're welcome.
The ONLY person in this match who is a whiner is Hayden. Of course, you have nothing but a completely biased hatred towards me when I've done nothing wrong PERIOD, so of course you won't acknowledge that. Quite frankly, however...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
I've backed up my words so many times that there's a traffic jam from Anchorage to the Panama Canal. And my actions have proven me better than you and your actions.
Do yourself a favor before you become a victim, McLaren:
Don't be going on about things you know nothing about!Oh please.
I've never seen someone fight so hard for acceptance before in my entire life. Just who do you think you're fooling here? You don't care what I think? I guess that explains why you took the time to put out such an emotional response, and throw out one of the lamest threats I've ever heard. Your 'scary eyes' and your little-man syndrome don't frighten me, Gus. All I've seen you do lately is complain, and your big 'victory' over Michael Hayden that you were so proud of? You took the easy way out, putting your feet up on the ropes like that.
You didn't win shit, Gus.
Oh and this so-called 'completely biased hatred' you think I have for you? Not true at all. I don't give enough of a shit about you to hate you. I'm just calling it how I see it, but you know something that seems quite fitting right now? The things that make us angriest are the things we know are true.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 7, 2014 2:53:32 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me being ACTUALLY IN A MATCH.
The ONLY person in this match who is a whiner is Hayden. Of course, you have nothing but a completely biased hatred towards me when I've done nothing wrong PERIOD, so of course you won't acknowledge that. Quite frankly, however...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
I've backed up my words so many times that there's a traffic jam from Anchorage to the Panama Canal. And my actions have proven me better than you and your actions.
Do yourself a favor before you become a victim, McLaren:
Don't be going on about things you know nothing about! Oh please.
I've never seen someone fight so hard for acceptance before in my entire life. Just who do you think you're fooling here? You don't care what I think? I guess that explains why you took the time to put out such an emotional response, and throw out one of the lamest threats I've ever heard. Your 'scary eyes' and your little-man syndrome don't frighten me, Gus. All I've seen you do lately is complain, and your big 'victory' over Michael Hayden that you were so proud of? You took the easy way out, putting your feet up on the ropes like that.
You didn't win shit, Gus.
Oh and this so-called 'completely biased hatred' you think I have for you? Not true at all. I don't give enough of a shit about you to hate you. I'm just calling it how I see it, but you know something that seems quite fitting right now? The things that make us angriest are the things we know are true.
Hold that thought, and have a nice night.
Compared to ALL I've accomplished, what have YOU done? NOTHING. Oh sure, you can claim you saved the company- actually, no you didn't. Had you lost, Dupoe's power trip was just going to finish sputtering weakly to it's quick end anyway. The ONLY reason you wanted that match was to further inflate your massive ego. Don't bother telling me I'm wrong because you know I'm not.
I'd say that the truth hurts, but you don't have the slightest idea what truth is. In fact, it's pretty clear that you HATE the truth. So I'm in no pain whatsoever.
I will tell you again, and the next time I won't give you a warning:
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 7, 2014 21:44:38 GMT -5
Tsk Tsk Tsk....People really think Jeremy was a threat to this company. As Gus said, his power would have died down. There was only one person who ever had a chance to kill this company and that one person was ME!! But I was merciful to this company. I kept it alive with my extension with this company while I was the world champion, something I will be once again after this show.
But this time, for the first time, I will not have any ulterior motive for winning the world title. I will not doing this so other people can get in this company. I will not be doing this to get something that was stolen from me. I will be doing this for myself. I will be doing this so I can be the first and probably only three time FAWA World Heavyweight Champion.
I have been with you all since day one. It is only fitting that I be the greatest superstar in FAWA history when I become the world champion....again and pad out my resume with the Lord of the Ring title. In fact, once I win, I think I shall give myself a new nickname. The Puppet Master died a while ago and being just Seth Drakin is sort of just boring.
Gus, Michael, Jeremy....see you all soon when I beat you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 21, 2014 14:56:13 GMT -5
Antihero, next week...I will beat you and retain my belt and that is all I have to say about your little cheapshot and announcement. But, I need to talk about my win.
*clears throat*
I....am the champion, you parasites
And I will keeping on starring till the end
I am the champion....I am the champion
No time for losers because I am the champion...
Of the world...
Ah yes, its good to be the king. I did what I said I was going to do and win the Lord of the Ring to become the 1...2...3 time FAWA World Heavyweight Champion, solidifying my place as the best superstar in FAWA history. Every person who has come in my way I have either been beaten by me or could not last in the FAWA environment that Mr. Gookermania has thrived on.
You know, there was a time when this title that was given to this win was King and I am going to call myself a King because that is what I really am. Originally, I was going to use my real name, but I would rather stay Seth Drakin because that is what I have been calling myself for years so I don't think I could call myself my real name on a constant basis. Also, my real name would cause a lot of you to be tongue-tied with your feeble minds.
Therefore and because I strike like a cobra and my venom kills, from this day forth, I shall be known as..."The King Cobra" Seth Drakin.
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