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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on May 22, 2014 5:36:39 GMT -5
Drakin, I've worked way too long and hard to let myself lose here.
And if history is any indication of things you really stand very little chance of beating me. The Championship of honor is the only thing you've ever been able to defend successfully and then just look at our history, You've beaten me 1 time and that was when I was a rookie who just got a little bit overzealous The other two times I've put you on your back for the victory.
Honestly I've been hoping that I'd eventually get a shot at putting you on the ground again and making you pay for what you put FAWA through this past Summer. Drakin I laid in wait since October to take this shot picking my spots, Given I kind of had to wait until now because for some reason it took until now just to crown a new champion. But now it's my time In only my second opportunity at the FAWA Title I will at last be the FAWA Championship bring the prestige this belt deserves back to it.
Get Ready for round 4, Drakin!
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on May 22, 2014 17:52:52 GMT -5
We cut to Smokin Vokoun sitting in a locker room.
So....know you allll know. What Smokin Vokoun is all about. That going nowhere jobber has probably wrestled his last match. Justin Hole will pretty soon cease to be by my calculations. But don't blame me...BLAME YOURSELVES!!!! It wasn't my fault that he was the only one that wanted to step up to my challenge. IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT JUSTIN HOLE HAD MORE BALLS THAN ANYONE IN THIS COMPANY....just so he could be slaughtered by a man with bigger balls then him. He even tried to fight. But as you all know...that's impossible. Because I am the most dominant force IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!!
But now...*giggles*....the second plan is in affect...because now, FAWA has no choice but to give me what I want. I wanted the best....and they were forced to give their version of the best. Gus Richlin...and Michael Hayden...THE NEXT TWO VICTIMS TO THE GOOOOD OF THE FAWA!!!!!
And.... be honest Gus and Mike...you didn't want to wrestle me? Did you? Did the FAWA have to force you little girls into a real match...with a real man. Because lets be honest Seth Drakin is no man. Jeremey Dupoe is no man. Just as you two are no men. Compared to me, you two are little boys. I'm the real deal. I'm hungry. And I am one match away....from getting the title shot...THAT NEVER GOT!!!! BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED ME TO BEAT THE FACE OF THE COMPANY!!!!! I WANT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!! And I want it...so...so badly.
So Gus Richlin...Michael Hayden....I think the smart thing to do is to just go home and hide under the covers of your Batman racing car beds and go suck on your Mom's tits. Because you are not man enough to beat me. Because...and I'm deadly serious here...you are not going to get that shot over me. Because I am the one who is going to dominate this company for years to come.
SO SAY YOU'RE GOD DAMN PRAYERS AND BOW DOWN TO YOUR SOOOOOON TO BE NEEXT FAWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 22, 2014 20:35:11 GMT -5
Drakin, I've worked way too long and hard to let myself lose here.
And if history is any indication of things you really stand very little chance of beating me. The Championship of honor is the only thing you've ever been able to defend successfully and then just look at our history, You've beaten me 1 time and that was when I was a rookie who just got a little bit overzealous The other two times I've put you on your back for the victory.
Honestly I've been hoping that I'd eventually get a shot at putting you on the ground again and making you pay for what you put FAWA through this past Summer. Drakin I laid in wait since October to take this shot picking my spots, Given I kind of had to wait until now because for some reason it took until now just to crown a new champion. But now it's my time In only my second opportunity at the FAWA Title I will at last be the FAWA Championship bring the prestige this belt deserves back to it.
Get Ready for round 4, Drakin!
And I know about my past reigns as champion being short. But there is an old thing you may not understand. In the past, I didn't really care about the belts that I held as they were leverage. They were a means to an end for me.
Now, this belt means something to me because it is part of MY legacy as the greatest wrestler in FAWA history. Smokin Voukin can say all he wants that he is the best because I have NEVER accepted his challenges. But he might want to remember something, he hasn't earned the right to consider himself the best. Whatever he did in the past, is the past because he ran away.
But back to you, you know something about me and my past short reigns, I'm due for a good one and you know what, I'm getting it now and you're gonna be like Jonathan Michaels when he had that briefcase, you are going to fail to win it.
Round 4....this is my world title and this will stay MY world title.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on May 22, 2014 21:26:52 GMT -5
Drakin, I've worked way too long and hard to let myself lose here.
And if history is any indication of things you really stand very little chance of beating me. The Championship of honor is the only thing you've ever been able to defend successfully and then just look at our history, You've beaten me 1 time and that was when I was a rookie who just got a little bit overzealous The other two times I've put you on your back for the victory.
Honestly I've been hoping that I'd eventually get a shot at putting you on the ground again and making you pay for what you put FAWA through this past Summer. Drakin I laid in wait since October to take this shot picking my spots, Given I kind of had to wait until now because for some reason it took until now just to crown a new champion. But now it's my time In only my second opportunity at the FAWA Title I will at last be the FAWA Championship bring the prestige this belt deserves back to it.
Get Ready for round 4, Drakin!
And I know about my past reigns as champion being short. But there is an old thing you may not understand. In the past, I didn't really care about the belts that I held as they were leverage. They were a means to an end for me.
Now, this belt means something to me because it is part of MY legacy as the greatest wrestler in FAWA history. Smokin Voukin can say all he wants that he is the best because I have NEVER accepted his challenges. But he might want to remember something, he hasn't earned the right to consider himself the best. Whatever he did in the past, is the past because he ran away.
But back to you, you know something about me and my past short reigns, I'm due for a good one and you know what, I'm getting it now and you're gonna be like Jonathan Michaels when he had that briefcase, you is going to fail to win it.
Round 4....this is my world title and this will stay MY world title.
Hail to the King Cobra.
But I'm going to actually root for you to retain your belt. I really am. Because what better way to prove my point that you are nothing but a little boy next to me, then to take your belt. HOW ABOUT THAT SETH!!! |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 22, 2014 21:43:19 GMT -5
Oh I know full well about our history.
And I know about my past reigns as champion being short. But there is an old thing you may not understand. In the past, I didn't really care about the belts that I held as they were leverage. They were a means to an end for me.
Now, this belt means something to me because it is part of MY legacy as the greatest wrestler in FAWA history. Smokin Voukin can say all he wants that he is the best because I have NEVER accepted his challenges. But he might want to remember something, he hasn't earned the right to consider himself the best. Whatever he did in the past, is the past because he ran away.
But back to you, you know something about me and my past short reigns, I'm due for a good one and you know what, I'm getting it now and you're gonna be like Jonathan Michaels when he had that briefcase, you is going to fail to win it.
Round 4....this is my world title and this will stay MY world title.
Hail to the King Cobra.
But I'm going to actually root for you to retain your belt. I really am. Because what better way to prove my point that you are nothing but a little boy next to me, then to take your belt. HOW ABOUT THAT SETH!!! |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on May 22, 2014 21:52:34 GMT -5
I'M HERE NOW YOU ASSHAT!!! Sooner or later you are going to face me....I'm sure that makes you sweat. Because you've ducked me for 4 years now. And with this thin ass roster....you are gonna have no choice but to get in the ring with me.
But I'm going to actually root for you to retain your belt. I really am. Because what better way to prove my point that you are nothing but a little boy next to me, then to take your belt. HOW ABOUT THAT SETH!!! |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on May 22, 2014 22:44:31 GMT -5
Aaaaand our esteemed champion has nothing to say. He was always a bit of all talk and no bite. Sure, he's won a lot of titles and is a talented wrestler...but lets be real...he's never been considered a real man. In fact, when you compare everyone to me....no one matches up to my manliness and my balls.
You know, while I'm on here, I got a lot of things to get off my chest. In this wrestling world, too many wrestlers in this company or any company, think that the way to success is to wait and hope for something better to come along. And you know what, honestly, I thought that was the way as well. Because when I was here, I waited and I waited and I waited to get the REAL main event matches. Don't get me wrong, I always was the one who stole the show. I was the one that the fans paid to see. Not Jonathan Michaels, not The Punisher, not Amigeo not ViVa and Whitey Fats not Gus Richlin, not..Seth Drakin...but they paid to see ME! Because I was the only man BRUTAL ENOUGH to be considered a man.
But one gets tired of waiting. One gets tired of making stupid alliances. You know that was my biggest mistakes, to think that joining factions was the way to go. You know the only reasons I ever joined The Family and ViVA Inc...was because I was promised big matches and title matches. All I got was two Hardcore title reigns and an off hand Interforum Title match here and there. While people less talented than me got all the glory. Like Seth Drakin. See, he's Main Evented Gookermania more than anyone. He's won the World Title so many times...HOW MANY BUTTS DID HE PUT INTO THE SEATS??!! HOW MANY PEOPLE DID HE CAPTIVATE WITH THE POWER OF HIS WORDS!!?? NO ONE!!! I am the man, to quote a hero of mine...I am the best in that ring and on that microphone...NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME!!! Another thing me and my Chicago bro have in common...is that while we left...it was under just reason. I was tired of being screwed over by the promotion and the wrestlers.
People like you Seth Drakin and AALLLLLLL your peers.....held me down. You didn't want me to have your spot. I was "upper midcard" only. You didn't want me beating you in the main event. EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEATEN EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN COMPANY!!! But there was no upword movement. Nothing. Only the thought of being directionless and putting my body on the line, STEALING THE SHOW AT NOT ONE GOOKERMAINA BUT TWO!!!!
I know this must sound like whining...and I know no one will hear this...because lets face it....this whole place is deader than John Belshi with a needle in his arm. But I'm not here to kill FAWA...I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! I want this place to grow. I want this place to be the best wrestling company in the world. But I'm here to sweep out all the dead weight in the FAWA...and unfortunately, we have dead weight as a World Champion. FAWA NEEDS SMOKIN VOKOUN!!! Because I will draw money, I will give the best matches...and I will be the man...that Seth Drakin can't be. Unless....he proves me wrong.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 22, 2014 23:14:47 GMT -5
We cut to Smokin Vokoun sitting in a locker room. So....know you allll know. What Smokin Vokoun is all about. That going nowhere jobber has probably wrestled his last match. Justin Hole will pretty soon cease to be by my calculations. But don't blame me...BLAME YOURSELVES!!!! It wasn't my fault that he was the only one that wanted to step up to my challenge. IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT JUSTIN HOLE HAD MORE BALLS THAN ANYONE IN THIS COMPANY....just so he could be slaughtered by a man with bigger balls then him. He even tried to fight. But as you all know...that's impossible. Because I am the most dominant force IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!!
But now...*giggles*....the second plan is in affect...because now, FAWA has no choice but to give me what I want. I wanted the best....and they were forced to give their version of the best. Gus Richlen...and Michael Hayden...THE NEXT TWO VICTIMS TO THE GOOOOD OF THE FAWA!!!!!
And.... be honest Gus and Mike...you didn't want to wrestle me? Did you? Did the FAWA have to force you little girls into a real match...with a real man. Because lets be honest Seth Drakin is no man. Jeremey Dupoe is no man. Just as you two are no men. Compared to me, you two are little boys. I'm the real deal. I'm hungry. And I am one match away....from getting the title shot...THAT NEVER GOT!!!! BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED ME TO BEAT THE FACE OF THE COMPANY!!!!! I WANT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!! And I want it...so...so badly.
So Gus Richlin...Michael Hayden....I think the smart thing to do is to just go home and hide under the covers of your Batman racing car beds and go suck on your Mom's tits. Because you are not man enough to beat me. Because...and I'm deadly serious here...you are not going to get that shot over me. Because I am the one who is going to dominate this company for years to come.
SO SAY YOU'RE GOD DAMN PRAYERS AND BOW DOWN TO YOUR SOOOOOON TO BE NEEXT FAWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
Many have been those who have been left broken at my feet.
Next week, you join the ranks of the broken.
Both of you.
The ones who once considered themselves Mighty
Crumble before the wrath of a greater adversary;
Their swords lie broken on the ground,
Their shields are only fragments of useless iron.
The ones who proclaimed themselves Entitled
Weep tears of anguish at the deprivation dealt them;
Even the ashes are denied them,
And even the dust of the earth shall they not possess.
Those that pass by do not join them in lament,
Nor do they sympathize with their broken pride.
For the warnings and examples have been ignored,
And they rush forward into their own destruction.
There is no reward for them;
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on May 22, 2014 23:28:05 GMT -5
We cut to Smokin Vokoun sitting in a locker room. So....know you allll know. What Smokin Vokoun is all about. That going nowhere jobber has probably wrestled his last match. Justin Hole will pretty soon cease to be by my calculations. But don't blame me...BLAME YOURSELVES!!!! It wasn't my fault that he was the only one that wanted to step up to my challenge. IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT JUSTIN HOLE HAD MORE BALLS THAN ANYONE IN THIS COMPANY....just so he could be slaughtered by a man with bigger balls then him. He even tried to fight. But as you all know...that's impossible. Because I am the most dominant force IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!!
But now...*giggles*....the second plan is in affect...because now, FAWA has no choice but to give me what I want. I wanted the best....and they were forced to give their version of the best. Gus Richlen...and Michael Hayden...THE NEXT TWO VICTIMS TO THE GOOOOD OF THE FAWA!!!!!
And.... be honest Gus and Mike...you didn't want to wrestle me? Did you? Did the FAWA have to force you little girls into a real match...with a real man. Because lets be honest Seth Drakin is no man. Jeremey Dupoe is no man. Just as you two are no men. Compared to me, you two are little boys. I'm the real deal. I'm hungry. And I am one match away....from getting the title shot...THAT NEVER GOT!!!! BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED ME TO BEAT THE FACE OF THE COMPANY!!!!! I WANT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!! And I want it...so...so badly.
So Gus Richlin...Michael Hayden....I think the smart thing to do is to just go home and hide under the covers of your Batman racing car beds and go suck on your Mom's tits. Because you are not man enough to beat me. Because...and I'm deadly serious here...you are not going to get that shot over me. Because I am the one who is going to dominate this company for years to come.
SO SAY YOU'RE GOD DAMN PRAYERS AND BOW DOWN TO YOUR SOOOOOON TO BE NEEXT FAWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
Many have been those who have been left broken at my feet.
Next week, you join the ranks of the broken.
Both of you.
The ones who once considered themselves Mighty
Crumble before the wrath of a greater adversary;
Their swords lie broken on the ground,
Their shields are only fragments of useless iron.
The ones who proclaimed themselves Entitled
Weep tears of anguish at the deprivation dealt them;
Even the ashes are denied them,
And even the dust of the earth shall they not possess.
Those that pass by do not join them in lament,
Nor do they sympathize with their broken pride.
For the warnings and examples have been ignored,
And they rush forward into their own destruction.
There is no reward for them;
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 23, 2014 0:04:46 GMT -5
People look at me and talk about me not putting butts in the seats as if wrestling is some popularity contest. They talk about me being not the guy who sells cereal boxes and crap like that. The truth is as I have said to these parasites many times, I couldn't care less what the people want. I have been doing what is best for ME.
You know, wrestling is about being the best physically and mentally and the man who has been called in the past "The Puppet Master" and the man who is now "The King Cobra", is exactly that.
If anyone wonders why I have stopped dealing with The Smokin Voukin, it is because right now....I am focused on the now and the now is the man who has that briefcase in Antihero. Because of that briefcase, he has earned my attention.
Antihero, I am going to beat you and I am going to continue to show why I am the best.
Hail to the King Cobra.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 24, 2014 1:43:22 GMT -5
*A figure walks out of the shadows into the light, he's clothed in a wide black hat, and a black leather smock, his face is hidden by a white leather mask.....the mask is birdlike, his eyes are hidden behind 2 mirrored goggle-like eyelets. His voice is cold, and even before the distortion it seems nearly mechanical and devoid of emotion.*
Greetings FAWA. I am The Plague Doctor. I have seen this once healthy Federation consumed by the disease of the modern world. The disease of complacency. The PLAGUE of mediocrity. Like a corpse.....your federation has been consumed by insects. I take no pleasure in doing so, but I must cure you FAWA, rid you of this sickness, this malady from which you suffer.
I am the cure for the Common Man. Ego Medicum.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 3, 2014 20:27:13 GMT -5
Soooooo..WHEN THE HELL IS THIS FIGHT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!
I'm just sitting here in Chicago, waiting for the phone call. The FAWA must really be on life support if this is the best they can do.
I haven't heard anything from Gus...well that's not true..just a bunch of bullshit "zen" crap that only gets losers destroyed and Michael Hayden....he's probably out of the country, calling his agent telling him to get him out of this match...BECAUSE HE KNOWS I'M GOING TO RIP HIS F***ING HEAD OFF!!!!
I'm sure there is a power play going on. Because right now...this is ridiculous. If I have to walk up to that graveyard that is the FAWA offices and crack some skulls to get this god damn match scheduled then I will...because this is bull shit.
So don't think that you are getting out of this alive Gus Richlin and Michael Hayden because I actually give a shit about my career. SO STEP UP AND TAKE CHARGE AND GIVE ME WHAT I'M DUE!!!!
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 7, 2014 14:14:19 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun outside the Parts Unknown Arena.
*He takes a deep breath*
You smell that? It's a smell....OF CHANGE!!!! The dawning of a new...fresh era in the FAWA. You see, I am one match away....JUST ONE. MATCH. AWAY!!! To being face to face....with the World Heavyweight Champion....with that belt on the line. I can taste it. For FOUR YEARS I HAVE WAITED FOR THAT DAY!!! I've had to watch inferior men take MY SPOT, for there own glory. Just think of where I came from. The deepest cesspool of Chicago's south side. Even as my father would beat me with a baseball bat....even as my mother beat me, HER ONLY SON....with a gin bottle. Even then, I had the dream of becoming World Heavyweight Champion. The baddest man on the planet. Seth Drakin, the holder of that belt, lays claim to the name of the baddest man on the planet. I mean, he's not...lets not completely kid ourselves...but he has the right to call himself that, because he holds the belt.
And it frightens him...that I'm on the horizon. It scares the living shit out of him, because he knows, he would never be able to beat me. He's never had to fight a man quite like me. AND HE KNOWS IT!!!! That's why he accepted the fight with Anti Hero..because he knows he can beat him. BUT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAT ME!!!! And that keeps him up at night...because he's holding on to that legend's status by a thread. He knows that when I beat him for the World Title.....that the legend will die....once and for all.
But lets not get toooooo ahead of ourselves. Because I have to beat two other slimeballs first. Don't think I'm looking past you too...because I never look past anyone. But.... of course...both of you are mostly quiet. WHY AM I THE ONLY WHO HAS THE BALLS TO SAY ANYTHING AROUND HERE!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MAN TO PROMOTE THIS FIGHT!!! I AM THE REASON ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS MATCH!!!!!!! You both my be great wrestlers but you guys couldn't promote a cure for cancer, you assholes!!! Because once I beat both of you too a bloody pulp.....I'm going to gloat...and talk and talk AND TALK!!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO SHUT ME UP!!!! DO IT, BECAUSE NO HAS EVER COULD SHUT ME UP!!!! SO YOU ALL BETTER GET READY!!!!
Because the Era of Vokoun......will soon arrive.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 8, 2014 8:19:38 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun outside the Parts Unknown Arena. *He takes a deep breath* You smell that? It's a smell....OF CHANGE!!!! The dawning of a new...fresh era in the FAWA. You see, I am one match away....JUST ONE. MATCH. AWAY!!! To being face to face....with the World Heavyweight Champion....with that belt on the line. I can taste it. For FOUR YEARS I HAVE WAITED FOR THAT DAY!!! I've had to watch inferior men take MY SPOT, for there own glory. Just think of where I came from. The deepest cesspool of Chicago's south side. Even as my father would beat me with a baseball bat....even as my mother beat me, HER ONLY SON....with a gin bottle. Even then, I had the dream of becoming World Heavyweight Champion. The baddest man on the planet. Seth Drakin, the holder of that belt, lays claim to the name of the baddest man on the planet. I mean, he's not...lets not completely kid ourselves...but he has the right to call himself that, because he holds the belt.
And it frightens him...that I'm on the horizon. It scares the living shit out of him, because he knows, he would never be able to beat me. He's never had to fight a man quite like me. AND HE KNOWS IT!!!! That's why he accepted the fight with Anti Hero..because he knows he can beat him. BUT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAT ME!!!! And that keeps him up at night...because he's holding on to that legend's status by a thread. He knows that when I beat him for the World Title.....that the legend will die....once and for all.
But lets not get toooooo ahead of ourselves. Because I have to beat two other slimeballs first. Don't think I'm looking past you too...because I never look past anyone. But.... of course...both of you are mostly quiet. WHY AM I THE ONLY WHO HAS THE BALLS TO SAY ANYTHING AROUND HERE!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MAN TO PROMOTE THIS FIGHT!!! I AM THE REASON ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS MATCH!!!!!!! You both my be great wrestlers but you guys couldn't promote a cure for cancer, you assholes!!! Because once I beat both of you too a bloody pulp.....I'm going to gloat...and talk and talk AND TALK!!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO SHUT ME UP!!!! DO IT, BECAUSE NO HAS EVER COULD SHUT ME UP!!!! SO YOU ALL BETTER GET READY!!!!
Because the Era of Vokoun......will soon arrive.
But I don't worry about facing him because he earned it and foolishly decided to actually give me time to prepare, something I am going make sure he regrets.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 9, 2014 12:30:31 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun outside the Parts Unknown Arena. *He takes a deep breath* You smell that? It's a smell....OF CHANGE!!!! The dawning of a new...fresh era in the FAWA. You see, I am one match away....JUST ONE. MATCH. AWAY!!! To being face to face....with the World Heavyweight Champion....with that belt on the line. I can taste it. For FOUR YEARS I HAVE WAITED FOR THAT DAY!!! I've had to watch inferior men take MY SPOT, for there own glory. Just think of where I came from. The deepest cesspool of Chicago's south side. Even as my father would beat me with a baseball bat....even as my mother beat me, HER ONLY SON....with a gin bottle. Even then, I had the dream of becoming World Heavyweight Champion. The baddest man on the planet. Seth Drakin, the holder of that belt, lays claim to the name of the baddest man on the planet. I mean, he's not...lets not completely kid ourselves...but he has the right to call himself that, because he holds the belt.
And it frightens him...that I'm on the horizon. It scares the living shit out of him, because he knows, he would never be able to beat me. He's never had to fight a man quite like me. AND HE KNOWS IT!!!! That's why he accepted the fight with Anti Hero..because he knows he can beat him. BUT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAT ME!!!! And that keeps him up at night...because he's holding on to that legend's status by a thread. He knows that when I beat him for the World Title.....that the legend will die....once and for all.
But lets not get toooooo ahead of ourselves. Because I have to beat two other slimeballs first. Don't think I'm looking past you too...because I never look past anyone. But.... of course...both of you are mostly quiet. WHY AM I THE ONLY WHO HAS THE BALLS TO SAY ANYTHING AROUND HERE!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MAN TO PROMOTE THIS FIGHT!!! I AM THE REASON ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS MATCH!!!!!!! You both my be great wrestlers but you guys couldn't promote a cure for cancer, you assholes!!! Because once I beat both of you too a bloody pulp.....I'm going to gloat...and talk and talk AND TALK!!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO SHUT ME UP!!!! DO IT, BECAUSE NO HAS EVER COULD SHUT ME UP!!!! SO YOU ALL BETTER GET READY!!!!
Because the Era of Vokoun......will soon arrive.
But I don't worry about facing him because he earned it and foolishly decided to actually give me time to prepare, something I am going make sure he regrets.
You want to come at me, earn your right to first. Otherwise, shut up and wait your turn.
But you know, I will wait my turn. Because it's coming very very soon, and I will eradicate your existence from the FAWA....REAL SOON!!! |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 10, 2014 23:44:20 GMT -5
Time....is an interesting....little whore. There is a lot of it....but never enough.
And time is running out on the FAWA. That's right, because after I demolish both Gus Richlin and Michael Hayden, after I finally get my shot at what's rightfully mine, and after I destroy whomever the champion will be. The FAWA....as you all knew it....WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!! All that history, all the tradition...all the legends....will be nothing compared to Smokin Vokoun.
You know, I got a little nostalgic. I was able to get some old WWCF tapes. You know 2010....2011 type stuff. The old Smokin Vokoun. The man who was so deranged that one his very first night in the WWCF....I GOT ARRESTED!!!! I got arrested for beating up a fan. And ever since that day, I have been looked down upon by not only society, but this stinking company. I looked deeper at the tapes and I realized that....no matter how much blood I spilled...or how much I yelled...no matter how much I sacrificed.....none of it mattered. Because all I ever did was get nowhere with anything. I was stuck in what some people would call a "mid card" No matter how many people I beat...AND I BEAT THEM ALL!!! I'VE BEATEN ALMOST EVERY STAR THAT THIS COMPANY HAS EVER HAD...well accept Seth Drakin...he and I never shared a ring together because the man never wanted to set foot in the ring with me. And I never beat Gus Richlin or Michael Hayden...because they rose to Main Event status when I away AND DON'T YOU FOOL YOURSELVES INTO THINKING THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS THERE.....because it wouldn't have.
Maybe that was why I left. Because.....after a long time playing the game, you realize that it might be better to just shut the game off and throw away the controller. It wasn't worth killing myself over because I couldn't get a World Title shot no matter who I beat. And no champion was going to give me one...because they knew that I would destroy them.
But now I'm back. And I've decided that if you want something in this life.....you have to stick your hand out and snatch it. And I'm not just looking to destroy the stars and win the World title.....I WANT TO WATCH THIS COMPANY BURN TO THE GROUND AND IT UP WITH ME AS IT'S LORD AND SAVIOR!!!! THAT is my revenge...THAT IS WHAT THIS COMPANY HAS DONE TO ME!!!! The FAWA, as you know it....is over.
And tomorrow night....is just the start.
By the way Gus...I know you are planning on bringing that little whore out to ringside....you know for "moral support". Well, all I got to say that she better stay out of my way.....we wouldn't want anything to....happen to her....
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 11, 2014 11:14:15 GMT -5
Do so and your comeback will be more short-lived than Chris "Braden Walker" Harris.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 12, 2014 23:13:27 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun sitting outside the arena...his mouth is still bloody.
So....it finally happened. MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!! AND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE SETH DRAKIN!!!! Oh yeah....you came at me like a man. I like that. You actually seem to have some guts in you, Seth. I mean, congratulations on those new pair of balls you got for Christmas last year. Because, years ago, you never would have done that. Because you were afraid of me....and I couldn't get you in the ring.
And now...YOU GREW PAIR!!!! Of course...that might also be...out of fear. Because Seth, you know...you KNOW...that your career is about to come to an end. You KNOW that your belt will soon be mine. I TOOK YOUR BEST SHOT AND I'M STILL STANDING!!!! I didn't even give you my best shot...BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO HIT ME!!! I didn't think you could bust me up. I was wrong. You show me that you're not just some worm of a champion...that you actually WANT to keep your belt.
Good. Because I want to destroy you, at your best. I don't want "The Legend" Seth Drakin. Because not only you are a legend....but even worse...you know it. You are afraid of losing your legacy. Or at least, the other Seth Drakin. But the Seth Drakin that fought me....he doesn't care about his legacy....he doesn't care about his image. He just wants to shut my mouth up and CHOP MY HEAD OFF!!!!! AND I LOVE IT!!!!
That means Seth...that our match...will be the greatest match in FAWA history. This is the biggest match of my career....and it is the biggest match...of yours. Because you've never faced a man like me before. AND THAT SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!! All of your accomplishments...alll of your championships.....you've had a great career. But that alllll could come to an end....with me. Because Seth, I don't give a shit about your legacy...or your life. I want your belt. But I want more than that. I WANT YOUR DAMN LIFE!!!!! I WANT YOUR HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER FOR ME FEAST UPON!!!!!
So in closing, Seth...my friend. I will finally ascend to my rightful place as Lord and Savior of the FAWA. While you will fall like a fallen angel ...INTO MY OWN PERSONAL HELL!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 13, 2014 19:18:52 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, you all said I couldn't do it. You all said that on NiteRaw, my time was up. You all said I couldn't successfully defend the FAWA World Title. Well, I did defend the World Title tonight against a man who you have all said had my number in the Money in the Bank briefcase winner Antihero.
Well, the winner and STILL world champion......ME!!!!
I told you all I would do it. I told you all that this time, I would be the world champion that should be because I have no ulterior motives behind this. And I did it and I made Antihero....TAP OUT!!!
I am the best that has ever graced this ring. And now, I get to deal with someone who has wanted to be a thorn to my side for months. Now, I get to deal with this joke called The Smokin' Voukin.
So Voukie, you finally earned your way into my radar. Well, that was the worst thing you could do because now you are going to find out exactly that you are nothing more than all talk.
You want my Legacy and my Life. Well, you aren't going to get either. I am Mr. Gookermania. I am the King Cobra. I am the ONLY 3 Time World Champion. Anything that is here, I have done it.
And that is not going to end because of some self important SOB.
Hail to the King Cobra.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 13, 2014 19:39:10 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, you all said I couldn't do it. You all said that on NiteRaw, my time was up. You all said I couldn't successfully defend the FAWA World Title. Well, I did defend the World Title tonight against a man who you have all said had my number in the Money in the Bank briefcase winner Antihero.
Well, the winner and STILL world champion......ME!!!!
I told you all I would do it. I told you all that this time, I would be the world champion that should be because I have no ulterior motives behind this. And I did it and I made Antihero....TAP OUT!!!
I am the best that has ever graced this ring. And now, I get to deal with someone who has wanted to be a thorn to my side for months. Now, I get to deal with this joke called The Smokin' Voukin.
So Voukie, you finally earned your way into my radar. Well, that was the worst thing you could do because now you are going to find out exactly that you are nothing more than all talk.
You want my Legacy and my Life. Well, you aren't going to get either. I am Mr. Gookermania. I am the King Cobra. I am the ONLY 3 Time World Champion. Anything that is here, I have done it.
And that is not going to end because of some self important SOB.
Hail to the King Cobra.
But...I'm not surprised that you see me as a joke. Because well...in the beginning...all of your peers saw me as a joke. AND WHERE ARE THEY ALL NOW!!! Gone. And soon you will be good too. Because, you know...deep down. You have no shot to beat me. I'VE WAITED TOO LONG TO LOSE NOW!!!! IT'S MY TIME!!!! And your time is about to pass. I'm going to take what you started AND MAKE IT EVEN GREATER!!!!! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL SEE ME AS A GOD!!!!!
And everyone will forget you. Because I'm going to destroy your legacy. And this isn't an idle threat...or me blowing hot air. It is the honest to God, truth. I'm going to out to maim you. I beat you to a bloody pulp. And I will bury you six feet under, Seth Drakin. That's a promise from Ol Smokey....to the "Legend". |
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