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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 13, 2014 20:12:20 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, you all said I couldn't do it. You all said that on NiteRaw, my time was up. You all said I couldn't successfully defend the FAWA World Title. Well, I did defend the World Title tonight against a man who you have all said had my number in the Money in the Bank briefcase winner Antihero.
Well, the winner and STILL world champion......ME!!!!
I told you all I would do it. I told you all that this time, I would be the world champion that should be because I have no ulterior motives behind this. And I did it and I made Antihero....TAP OUT!!!
I am the best that has ever graced this ring. And now, I get to deal with someone who has wanted to be a thorn to my side for months. Now, I get to deal with this joke called The Smokin' Voukin.
So Voukie, you finally earned your way into my radar. Well, that was the worst thing you could do because now you are going to find out exactly that you are nothing more than all talk.
You want my Legacy and my Life. Well, you aren't going to get either. I am Mr. Gookermania. I am the King Cobra. I am the ONLY 3 Time World Champion. Anything that is here, I have done it.
And that is not going to end because of some self important SOB.
Hail to the King Cobra.  !!!! That my friends....is why this man is a failure as champion. A true champion knows every opponent...especially the ones most dangerous.
But...I'm not surprised that you see me as a joke. Because well...in the beginning...all of your peers saw me as a joke. AND WHERE ARE THEY ALL NOW!!! Gone. And soon you will be good too. Because, you know...deep down. You have no shot to beat me. I'VE WAITED TOO LONG TO LOSE NOW!!!! IT'S MY TIME!!!! And your time is about to pass. I'm going to take what you started AND MAKE IT EVEN GREATER!!!!! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL SEE ME AS A GOD!!!!!
And everyone will forget you. Because I'm going to destroy your legacy. And this isn't an idle threat...or me blowing hot air. It is the honest to God, truth. I'm going to out to maim you. I beat you to a bloody pulp. And I will bury you six feet under, Seth Drakin. That's a promise from Ol Smokey....to the "Legend".
You want to say that after our match, everyone will forget me. Hahahahahahahahaha....you know why that is funny. It's not just because it is not true with my accomplishments. It is because in 2011, when I decided that I had enough of the BS and wanted to retire, that is exactly what I wanted. I wanted people to forget me and I wanted people to leave me alone. But they couldn't leave me alone and in a way, because they couldn't leave me alone, I came back better than ever and I won 2 more world titles to become the 3 time champion.
But it's not gonna happen now...and you can blame all of these parasites known as fans and all of your fellow superstars. So I may have been wrong about you being a joker because you sure as hell were a joker when you said what you said.
Oh and you saying if you beat me, you will be a god. Well, in FAWA, I AM A GOD!!! And just like the Johnny Cash song, this God is going to strike you down.
Hail to the King Cobra |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 13, 2014 22:14:45 GMT -5
You know...it's really sad and very telling. That a man such as Seth Drakin....whose been in the same company as me for years....JUST NOW HAS ME ON HIS RADER?!!!! That my friends....is why this man is a failure as champion. A true champion knows every opponent...especially the ones most dangerous.
But...I'm not surprised that you see me as a joke. Because well...in the beginning...all of your peers saw me as a joke. AND WHERE ARE THEY ALL NOW!!! Gone. And soon you will be good too. Because, you know...deep down. You have no shot to beat me. I'VE WAITED TOO LONG TO LOSE NOW!!!! IT'S MY TIME!!!! And your time is about to pass. I'm going to take what you started AND MAKE IT EVEN GREATER!!!!! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL SEE ME AS A GOD!!!!!
And everyone will forget you. Because I'm going to destroy your legacy. And this isn't an idle threat...or me blowing hot air. It is the honest to God, truth. I'm going to out to maim you. I beat you to a bloody pulp. And I will bury you six feet under, Seth Drakin. That's a promise from Ol Smokey....to the "Legend".
You want to say that after our match, everyone will forget me. Hahahahahahahahaha....you know why that is funny. It's not just because it is not true with my accomplishments. It is because in 2011, when I decided that I had enough of the BS and wanted to retire, that is exactly what I wanted. I wanted people to forget me and I wanted people to leave me alone. But they couldn't leave me alone and in a way, because they couldn't leave me alone, I came back better than ever and I won 2 more world titles to become the 3 time champion.
But it's not gonna happen now...and you can blame all of these parasites known as fans and all of your fellow superstars. So I may have been wrong about you being a joker because you sure as hell were a joker when you said what you said.
Oh and you saying if you beat me, you will be a god. Well, in FAWA, I AM A GOD!!! And just like the Johnny Cash song, this God is going to strike you down.
Hail to the King Cobra
You know why you're hopeless? Because you are like the Titanic...they never saw the iceberg until it was too late. And you're this great big FAWA wrestling legend. No one can match up to the legacy that you have built here. And I will admit...you are a great wrestler...BUT YOU'RE A STUPID ONE!!!! YOU ARE A F**KING IDIOT!!! And the only reason you are, is because you don't know what's going to hit you, until it's too late.
I'm near 300 pounds....of all muscle. Not the pudgy young weirdo that you may have tried to hold back years ago. But I'm in shape. I'm still the greatest hardcore wrestler this company has ever seen. I am a 10 times better wrestler in the ring than I have ever been. Simply put....I am in the best shape in my life. I'm in my prime. I AM A WRECKING MACHINE!!!! YOU HAVE NEVER FACED A MAN LIKE ME!!!! Of course...you never would unless you were being forced into it....like right now. You don't want anything to do with me....and you never did.
Remember 2010? The moment I stepped through the doors of the WWCF...no one would wanted to sign on the dotted line to face me. AND I CHALLENGED YOU!!! I CHALLENGED YOU FOR YEARS!!!! Nothing.
I didn't care about titles then. I just wanted just wanted belt. But right now, I know that belt is what keeps you going. It's what keeps this whole damn industry alive. When I take that belt...you are going to wither and die. And I am going to piss on your Goddamn grave.
Look into my eyes Seth. This is my time. When you look at me...you are looking at your DEEEEEATHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 14, 2014 11:45:22 GMT -5
FAWA.com EXCLUSIVE:
It has been reported that Shaelin Marie O'Hara, who was attacked during the #1 Contender's Match by Smokin' Vokoun, will address the FAWA Galaxy from the hospital next show.
It should be noted that the FAWA website was hacked shortly after the show, with the following message replacing everything on every page:
DO NOT AWAKEN THE DARKNESS
LEST THE DARKNESS DESTROY YOU COMPLETELY
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 14, 2014 13:43:48 GMT -5
That is where you are wrong. Just because you are now on my radar doesn't mean that I don't know anything about you. It just means that as far as facing you, you are now in the radar.
You want to say that after our match, everyone will forget me. Hahahahahahahahaha....you know why that is funny. It's not just because it is not true with my accomplishments. It is because in 2011, when I decided that I had enough of the BS and wanted to retire, that is exactly what I wanted. I wanted people to forget me and I wanted people to leave me alone. But they couldn't leave me alone and in a way, because they couldn't leave me alone, I came back better than ever and I won 2 more world titles to become the 3 time champion.
But it's not gonna happen now...and you can blame all of these parasites known as fans and all of your fellow superstars. So I may have been wrong about you being a joker because you sure as hell were a joker when you said what you said.
Oh and you saying if you beat me, you will be a god. Well, in FAWA, I AM A GOD!!! And just like the Johnny Cash song, this God is going to strike you down.
Hail to the King Cobra
You know why you're hopeless? Because you are like the Titanic...they never saw the iceberg until it was too late. And you're this great big FAWA wrestling legend. No one can match up to the legacy that you have built here. And I will admit...you are a great wrestler...BUT YOU'RE A STUPID ONE!!!! YOU ARE A F**KING IDIOT!!! And the only reason you are, is because you don't know what's going to hit you, until it's too late.
I'm near 300 pounds....of all muscle. Not the pudgy young weirdo that you may have tried to hold back years ago. But I'm in shape. I'm still the greatest hardcore wrestler this company has ever seen. I am a 10 times better wrestler in the ring than I have ever been. Simply put....I am in the best shape in my life. I'm in my prime. I AM A WRECKING MACHINE!!!! YOU HAVE NEVER FACED A MAN LIKE ME!!!! Of course...you never would unless you were being forced into it....like right now. You don't want anything to do with me....and you never did.
Remember 2010? The moment I stepped through the doors of the WWCF...no one would wanted to sign on the dotted line to face me. AND I CHALLENGED YOU!!! I CHALLENGED YOU FOR YEARS!!!! Nothing.
I didn't care about titles then. I just wanted just wanted belt. But right now, I know that belt is what keeps you going. It's what keeps this whole damn industry alive. When I take that belt...you are going to wither and die. And I am going to piss on your Goddamn grave.
Look into my eyes Seth. This is my time. When you look at me...you are looking at your DEEEEEATHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one else is going to do it, least alone some punk like you. And just because you are bulked up, doesn't change the fact that skill wise, you are below me. I saw your #1 contenders match where you punched Gus' girlfriend and I have to say, I am not impressed.
Maybe you should ask Gus what I did and then you will understand just how dark I can be when I'm pushed to my bad side. Ask the number of people who I have legit retired how bad I can be.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 18, 2014 1:38:58 GMT -5
You know what Seth? I think I have an idea.
On the next show, I say, you and me, have a little "discussion". Because, I want to talk to you face to face. Something you never were able to do to me for years. All because to you....I was a nobody. You never would give me the time of day....even if my life depended it on it.
And of course I don't blame you in a way, I mean you were always in the Main Event. EVEN THOUGH I STOLE THE GOD DAMN SHOW EVERY TIME YOU MAIN EVENTED!!!! Think back to Gookermania 3....my match was before yours. Nobody remembers your match that night do they? THAT'S BECAUSE I STOLE GOOKERMANIA 3!!!! You had to follow ME!!! AND YOU FAILED!!!! I was, is and always shall be the one that the fans talk about. I hate their guts, don't get me wrong, but they were talking about Smokin Vokoun vs Amigo not Seth Drakin vs ViVA.
And that eats at you...doesn't it. It eats at you because, I out shined you. Hell, I out shine you every night I compete in that ring. I don't care if you are a better technical wrestler than me, I don't care, Seth. I go out there, and I kick ass. And nobody in this company's history, kicks more ass than me. And that includes you.
But it eated at me Seth...because you got all the glory, all the title shots and all the money. And I never had a chance to get what you have....until now. This title match will the be the biggest in my life. And it's going to be the biggest in your life to. Just think about it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 18, 2014 2:04:53 GMT -5
You know what Seth? I think I have an idea.
On the next show, I say, you and me, have a little "discussion". Because, I want to talk to you face to face. Something you never were able to do to me for years. All because to you....I was a nobody. You never would give me the time of day....even if my life depended it on it.
And of course I don't blame you in a way, I mean you were always in the Main Event. EVEN THOUGH I STOLE THE GOD DAMN SHOW EVERY TIME YOU MAIN EVENTED!!!! Think back to Gookermania 3....my match was before yours. Nobody remembers your match that night do they? THAT'S BECAUSE I STOLE GOOKERMANIA 3!!!! You had to follow ME!!! AND YOU FAILED!!!! I was, is and always shall be the one that the fans talk about. I hate their guts, don't get me wrong, but they were talking about Smokin Vokoun vs Amigo not Seth Drakin vs ViVA.
And that eats at you...doesn't it. It eats at you because, I out shined you. Hell, I out shine you every night I compete in that ring. I don't care if you are a better technical wrestler than me, I don't care, Seth. I go out there, and I kick ass. And nobody in this company's history, kicks more ass than me. And that includes you.
But it eated at me Seth...because you got all the glory, all the title shots and all the money. And I never had a chance to get what you have....until now. This title match will the be the biggest in my life. And it's going to be the biggest in your life to. Just think about it.
One question first: Do you know who I was at Gookermania 3? I was your boss at the time hadn't gone for a title since the month before Gookermania 2. So yeah, all those complaints about me being champion while you were supposedly at your game are unfounded because I was your boss and I kept myself out of title contention because unlike HHH and Stephanie, I did think what was best for business at the time.
As far as Gookermania 3 goes, yeah...your match with Amigo was good. However, personal issues and all, your match did not outshine me so in fact, nothing you did eat at me. In fact, all you are right now is just some guy who was a mouse who just advanced to being a dog. Sure...could a dog kill a full grown man, yeah. But in most cases, it is highly unlikely.
Time for me to enlighten me for a bit about what is biting you.
1) These people, would rather see a guy who actually WRESTLES than some garbage wrestler who goes in his backyard to perform some moves.
2) I got the big matches because when it was time to decide who would get that big title match, I stepped up and made those matches count. For a while, you didn't so you were stuck in Hardcore hell, or heaven in your view because you seemed to like getting dirty.
3) I also know how to play this game. I know how to get into people's head so that people will be wanting and yearning for the opportunity to get their hands around my throat. Just like I am doing with you right now.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jun 19, 2014 14:49:55 GMT -5
"The Comedian" Bobby Riggs: So, you guys just come in here, say your piece, and wait for someone else to come in and respond. Okay... okay... It's... um... What's the word I'm looking for? Nice? No. Cute? Naw. Different? Sort of, but not exactly. Um... Oh! I know! Sad! "Sad" is the word I'm looking for. And, pathetic. That's good, too. I mean, in the feds I've been in, we talked to each other in the ring like men. That way, if things got heated, we could settle it like men. Because that's what we do. Now, it doesn't have to be like this. I can help you all. I have a forum for open communication. And, said forum is my Comedy Club, a nice little talk show that you all are more than welcome to come. You just walk down to the ring, and we'll chat. I'll ask the questions. You give the answers. And, everything will be copasetic. We'll have some drinks. A little song. A little dance. Michael Rose's head on a lance. Hopefully. Anyway, it just requires one or more of you FAWA people to come on down. That is if you all aren't chicken. I mean, what do you have to be afraid of? Well, besides me and my huge bodyguard who wants nothing more than to break the souls of every human being on the planet? *laughs* I'm just kidding. Seriously, though. I would like it if anyone wants to be guest. You just have to be brave enough to come on down. I hope that there's someone out there who is brave enough. *smiles*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 19, 2014 16:32:59 GMT -5
"The Comedian" Bobby Riggs: So, you guys just come in here, say your piece, and wait for someone else to come in and respond. Okay... okay... It's... um... What's the word I'm looking for? Nice? No. Cute? Naw. Different? Sort of, but not exactly. Um... Oh! I know! Sad! "Sad" is the word I'm looking for. And, pathetic. That's good, too. I mean, in the feds I've been in, we talked to each other in the ring like men. That way, if things got heated, we could settle it like men. Because that's what we do. Now, it doesn't have to be like this. I can help you all. I have a forum for open communication. And, said forum is my Comedy Club, a nice little talk show that you all are more than welcome to come. You just walk down to the ring, and we'll chat. I'll ask the questions. You give the answers. And, everything will be copasetic. We'll have some drinks. A little song. A little dance. Michael Rose's head on a lance. Hopefully. Anyway, it just requires one or more of you FAWA people to come on down. That is if you all aren't chicken. I mean, what do you have to be afraid of? Well, besides me and my huge bodyguard who wants nothing more than to break the souls of every human being on the planet? *laughs* I'm just kidding. Seriously, though. I would like it if anyone wants to be guest. You just have to be brave enough to come on down. I hope that there's someone out there who is brave enough. *smiles* |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jun 23, 2014 0:39:36 GMT -5
*We open on a man standing in front of a video screen. He has on a denim coat, white shirt, blue jeans, biker’s glove, and Doc Martin’s. David Bowie’s “Ashes To Ashes” is playing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0 The video screen is showing images of things that happened in 1980, like news about John Lennon’s death, Ronald Reagan being elected, Dallas, Urban Cowboy, and other stuff.*
Brandon Barger: 1980. A weird year. Rad, but weird. It was that transition year where stuff from the seventies was still going on, like ABBA, Lou Grant, and Taxi. But, it was the year where Reagan got elected. That was cool, if you like Reagan. And, yeah, John Lennon got shot. But, so did JR. And, we got Caddyshack and The Shining. The Blues Brothers and Airplane! Back In Black, Crazy Train, Ace Of Spades, British Steel, Iron Maiden. But, Mt. St. Helens blew up. And, some chick cheated her way into winning the Boston Marathon. But, we got Brooke Shields, total babe. I’d like to get between her and her Calvin Klein’s, if you know what I mean. And, while Jimmy Carter decided not to send our boys to Moscow for the Olympics, we kicked those commies’ asses in hockey. Though, we still had to suffer through Urban Cowboy. Anyway, my point is this—1980 was a great year. And, you people have forgotten about that. Well, don’t worry. Me and my friends are gonna remind you all about that. Whether you like it or not. Just remember one thing… Choose Breakfast. The Breakfast Pack, coming soon to FAWA.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jun 24, 2014 21:04:25 GMT -5
Michael Rose: Look, I'm not gonna come out here and insult you guys some other people who got talk shows. I'm not like that. I'm just out here to say that I also have a talk show. It's called The Flower Shop, and this is an open invitation to anyone who wants to come on. It's not gonna be anything like Riggs's show. You won't see me trying to put myself over at the guests expense. You're not gonna see me making lame jokes. And, you definitely won't see me attack the guests. At least, as long as they don't attack me first. I mean, I will defend myself; but for the most part I'm gonna keep things civil to the best of my abilities. Now, if this sounds like a better alternative than some stupid comedy club, then by all means come on.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 25, 2014 23:08:06 GMT -5
OOC: Changed font color because red seems to be used a lot.
Vokoun, you had the nerve to knock off my sunglasses and you saw only a tiny piece of what I will do to you when I put you through that set. Obviously to you that wasn't enough, but like I said, that was only a tiny piece of what I will do. Next show when we have our match, I will be showing you enough of what I need in kicking your ass.
To paraphrase an old saying, you mess with the King Cobra, you get bitten. And when that venom courses through your blood and your career breathes it's final breath, you will learn that with what you have done, you will not be just a statistic in my legacy, but you will be an example of what I will do to someone who pisses me off.
And when I beat you, you know what, I will have beaten everyone in the FAWA Roster so hopefully, I will face someone who only had not faced me because the pressure got to him and he ran.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 25, 2014 23:40:03 GMT -5
OOC: Changed font color because red seems to be used a lot. Vokoun, you had the nerve to knock off my sunglasses and you saw only a tiny piece of what I will do to you when I put you through that set. Obviously to you that wasn't enough, but like I said, that was only a tiny piece of what I will do. Next show when we have our match, I will be showing you enough of what I need in kicking your ass.
To paraphrase an old saying, you mess with the King Cobra, you get bitten. And when that venom courses through your blood and your career breathes it's final breath, you will learn that with what you have done, you will not be just a statistic in my legacy, but you will be an example of what I will do to someone who pisses me off.
And when I beat you, you know what, I will have beaten everyone in the FAWA Roster so hopefully, I will face someone who only had not faced me because the pressure got to him and he ran.
And all it took was knocking off your tacky ass sunglasses. Which is fitting considering your a tacky ass wrestler.
Come on, do you really think I buy into your "intimidation" crap? I'm not afraid of you. And I'm impressed by you at all. Oh yeah, your a great wrestler. And you showed me that you have fight. I will give you that. But the thing that you are really fighting against, Seth...isn't me. But your own fear. Because once I finally saw your eyes. I saw the true Seth Drakin. For the first time anyone has seen that. I mean, at first, when I said you were afraid of me. That was just to promote this fight.
But I looked into your eyes. I saw fear. I saw a man, who once was finally challenged....and wanted to back down. I could tell you really didn't want me to get my hands on you..BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WOULD HAVE SNAPPED YOU LIKE A TWIG!!!! Because, you got a taste of me too. And you know you couldn't have liked it. You know your time as champion is coming to an end real soon.
And I'm not going to yell and scream right now, because I want to convey that....I am serious about this. When our match comes.....you. will. die. Because I did come back to the FAWA to lose. I came back to become World Heavyweight Champion. And give this place a real true...new era.
And you are holding this place back. Smokin Vokoun...is the wave of the future. It's time for a new champion. And it's me. |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 25, 2014 23:40:18 GMT -5
OOC: Changed font color because red seems to be used a lot. Vokoun, you had the nerve to knock off my sunglasses and you saw only a tiny piece of what I will do to you when I put you through that set. Obviously to you that wasn't enough, but like I said, that was only a tiny piece of what I will do. Next show when we have our match, I will be showing you enough of what I need in kicking your ass.
To paraphrase an old saying, you mess with the King Cobra, you get bitten. And when that venom courses through your blood and your career breathes it's final breath, you will learn that with what you have done, you will not be just a statistic in my legacy, but you will be an example of what I will do to someone who pisses me off.
And when I beat you, you know what, I will have beaten everyone in the FAWA Roster so hopefully, I will face someone who only had not faced me because the pressure got to him and he ran.
And all it took was knocking off your tacky ass sunglasses. Which is fitting considering you're a tacky ass wrestler.
Come on, do you really think I buy into your "intimidation" crap? I'm not afraid of you. And I'm impressed by you at all. Oh yeah, your a great wrestler. And you showed me that you have fight. I will give you that. But the thing that you are really fighting against, Seth...isn't me. But your own fear. Because once I finally saw your eyes. I saw the true Seth Drakin. For the first time anyone has seen that. I mean, at first, when I said you were afraid of me. That was just to promote this fight.
But I looked into your eyes. I saw fear. I saw a man, who once was finally challenged....and wanted to back down. I could tell you really didn't want me to get my hands on you..BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WOULD HAVE SNAPPED YOU LIKE A TWIG!!!! Because, you got a taste of me too. And you know you couldn't have liked it. You know your time as champion is coming to an end real soon.
And I'm not going to yell and scream right now, because I want to convey that....I am serious about this. When our match comes.....you. will. die. Because I did come back to the FAWA to lose. I came back to become World Heavyweight Champion. And give this place a real true...new era.
And you are holding this place back. Smokin Vokoun...is the wave of the future. It's time for a new champion. And it's me. |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jun 26, 2014 8:22:24 GMT -5
*We open on a woman standing in front of a video screen. She has on an expensive looking pink dress with matching shoes. The Human League’s “Don’t You Want Me” is playing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0 The video screen is showing images of things that happened in 1981, like “Raiders Of The Lost Ark,” MTV, the DeLorean, breakdancers, and other stuff.*
Lauren Jamison: 1981 was like a totally tubular year. We got Indiana Jones, MTV, and Rubik’s cubes. Rick James was calling all his super freaks. Sandra Day O’Connor made a totally awesome Supreme Court justice. Those DeLoreans were pretty cool cars. That Dudley Moore dude was cool as Arthur. B-boys and b-girls break dancing on the streets. “Endless Love” was like the best movie ever! The Go-Go’s, Olivia Newton-John, and Sheena Easton tore up the charts. That Hill Street Blues show was cool, I guess. But, you know what was also rad, that People’s Court! Who knew small claims could be so entertaining!? Like the human drama experience is so rad. And, speaking of “human,” the Human League! AWESOME! And, yeah, there was some bogus stuff, like the President getting shot. And, the Pope! Who would want to kill that guy!? And, those airplane people got fired. And, there was AIDS. *pause* But, hey. We should never forget that 1981 had it’s ups and downs. It was a bitchin’ year. And, my friends and I are like gonna make you Barney’s and Betty’s remember that. Whether you like it or not! There is one other thing you need to remember… Choose Breakfast. The Breakfast Pack, coming soon to FAWA.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 26, 2014 9:02:24 GMT -5
OOC: Changed font color because red seems to be used a lot. Vokoun, you had the nerve to knock off my sunglasses and you saw only a tiny piece of what I will do to you when I put you through that set. Obviously to you that wasn't enough, but like I said, that was only a tiny piece of what I will do. Next show when we have our match, I will be showing you enough of what I need in kicking your ass.
To paraphrase an old saying, you mess with the King Cobra, you get bitten. And when that venom courses through your blood and your career breathes it's final breath, you will learn that with what you have done, you will not be just a statistic in my legacy, but you will be an example of what I will do to someone who pisses me off.
And when I beat you, you know what, I will have beaten everyone in the FAWA Roster so hopefully, I will face someone who only had not faced me because the pressure got to him and he ran.
And all it took was knocking off your tacky ass sunglasses. Which is fitting considering you're a tacky ass wrestler.
Come on, do you really think I buy into your "intimidation" crap? I'm not afraid of you. And I'm impressed by you at all. Oh yeah, your a great wrestler. And you showed me that you have fight. I will give you that. But the thing that you are really fighting against, Seth...isn't me. But your own fear. Because once I finally saw your eyes. I saw the true Seth Drakin. For the first time anyone has seen that. I mean, at first, when I said you were afraid of me. That was just to promote this fight.
But I looked into your eyes. I saw fear. I saw a man, who once was finally challenged....and wanted to back down. I could tell you really didn't want me to get my hands on you..BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WOULD HAVE SNAPPED YOU LIKE A TWIG!!!! Because, you got a taste of me too. And you know you couldn't have liked it. You know your time as champion is coming to an end real soon.
And I'm not going to yell and scream right now, because I want to convey that....I am serious about this. When our match comes.....you. will. die. Because I did come back to the FAWA to lose. I came back to become World Heavyweight Champion. And give this place a real true...new era.
And you are holding this place back. Smokin Vokoun...is the wave of the future. It's time for a new champion. And it's me.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 26, 2014 10:08:39 GMT -5
So I finally got your attention! YES!!!! HE NOTICED ME!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!
And all it took was knocking off your tacky ass sunglasses. Which is fitting considering you're a tacky ass wrestler.
Come on, do you really think I buy into your "intimidation" crap? I'm not afraid of you. And I'm impressed by you at all. Oh yeah, your a great wrestler. And you showed me that you have fight. I will give you that. But the thing that you are really fighting against, Seth...isn't me. But your own fear. Because once I finally saw your eyes. I saw the true Seth Drakin. For the first time anyone has seen that. I mean, at first, when I said you were afraid of me. That was just to promote this fight.
But I looked into your eyes. I saw fear. I saw a man, who once was finally challenged....and wanted to back down. I could tell you really didn't want me to get my hands on you..BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WOULD HAVE SNAPPED YOU LIKE A TWIG!!!! Because, you got a taste of me too. And you know you couldn't have liked it. You know your time as champion is coming to an end real soon.
And I'm not going to yell and scream right now, because I want to convey that....I am serious about this. When our match comes.....you. will. die. Because I did come back to the FAWA to lose. I came back to become World Heavyweight Champion. And give this place a real true...new era.
And you are holding this place back. Smokin Vokoun...is the wave of the future. It's time for a new champion. And it's me.
And after I beat you, it's onto new challenges.
That's why you are going to lose. Because, this is the fight of my life...and I guess...you can't give two shits about this match. There's confidence and then there's pure arrogance. And to me, you are extremely arrogant. And that will be your downfall!!! |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 26, 2014 10:19:10 GMT -5
Vokoun....what I just said was not intimidation. I am not afraid of you whatsoever because in fact, all you have done is just piss me off. Next show, I'm going to beat you like the stuck up pig that you are.
And after I beat you, it's onto new challenges.
That's why you are going to lose. Because, this is the fight of my life...and I guess...you can't give two shits about this match. There's confidence and then there's pure arrogance. And to me, you are extremely arrogant. And that will be your downfall!!!
I'm going to enjoy sending you to the back of the line and then to hear you make excuses to get another shot. |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jun 26, 2014 17:42:28 GMT -5
*We open on a man standing in front of a video screen. He has on a blue sweater with a plaid shirt underneath, khakis, white socks, and black shoes. Rush’s “Subdivisions” is playing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU The video screen is playing images of things that happened in 1982, like Hall & Oates, David Letterman, Wayne Gretzky, “Fast Times At Ridgemont High,” and other stuff.*
Shaun Clark: 1982 was an interesting year. Wayne Gretzky became a hockey sensation in Edmonton, with 50 goals in 50 games, 92 goals, 120 assists, and 212 points in 80 games, all in one season. The Atari 5200 and ColecoVision came out. The Falklands War began when Argentina invaded the British controlled Falkland Islands. Dungeons And Dragons was popular. The new G.I. Joe toyline came out. John Belushi died of a drug overdose. VHS and Betamax were battling to be the popular VCR in living rooms. Blade Runner, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Rocky III, Star Trek II, Poltergiest, Tron, Conan The Barbarian, Gandhi, E.T., and First Blood all hit the theaters. T.J. Hooker, Cagney & Lacey, Family Ties, Cheers, Newhart, St. Elsewhere, and Remington Steele came to television. Hall & Oates, George Thorogood, Joe Jackson, Dexys Midnight Runners, Duran Duran, and Toto were making the popular music of the year. It was an exciting time. And, it seems that some people have forgotten that. But, don’t worry. My friends and I will help you people to remember 1982, as well as every year of the Eighties. Whether you like it or not. Oh, and one other thing… Choose Breakfast. The Breakfast Pack, coming soon to FAWA.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 28, 2014 20:13:03 GMT -5
*We see Smokin Vokoun jogging down Halsted Street in Chicago. He is sweating, but still chugging along. He bumps into a passer by, Vokoun screams at him....and beats him up. And just keeps on jogging, with the whole crowd not even paying attention. *We then see Smokin Vokoun in the gym, he is bench pressing heavy weights and screaming loudly. He then is at the punching bag, with Seth Drakin's face on it. He is sparing with it....then goes nuts and starts chewing off the picture. *We see Smokin Vokoun running a flight of stairs, he is sweating and almost gives up. But he keeps going. He pushes people out of the way. He then jumps out of a door, full of energy, raises his arms and it reveals that he has just run up the entire stairwell of THE SEARS TOWER!!! YOU SEE THAT SETH!!!!? You think you're facing just another challenge!? I'm in the best condition of my life. I am ready for the fight of my life. And there is NO F**KING WAY YOU'RE BEATING ME!!!! I worked too hard in my life and too long in this rotten company to lose now. I AM THE NEW GOD OF THE FAWA!!!! |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 28, 2014 22:37:14 GMT -5
Sure....you ran up the entire stairwell of the Sears Tower...sure... I know how to edit too. Watch.
*Seth is about to punch something off camera and it shows a piece of cinderblock being broken by a fist. The fist goes back, then we see Seth bringing his fist back and shakes his hand.*
See what I mean? Let's toss that Sears Tower crap out the window. But as far as your other training goes, that's nice and all, but there is a reason I don't show my training. It's because I want you not to know what I do so you go into our match unknowing of how I have trained. But you will find out that I have trained for a thug with you when we fight.
Just you wait...
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!!!! That my friends....is why this man is a failure as champion. A true champion knows every opponent...especially the ones most dangerous. 
