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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 10, 2015 21:13:04 GMT -5
Jessica: Ladies and gentlemen.....I have had to make some changes for next week's matches. I had originally scheduled Brandon Barger to face Evil M while Jordan Mac would face someone that I was not sure of yet. However....do to what happened in the Michaels/AmericAnt match, it has instead been changed to Jordan Mac vs. Evil while Brandon Barger, you are going to pay for what happened as you will wrestle a man who I am giving a second chance to because of your group's actions (even if they may say they didn't mean to screw him over) in Jonathan Michaels.
That is all I have to say right now and Breakfast Pack, let this be a lesson that I will not tolerate your shenanigans ruining a match.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jan 10, 2015 22:06:26 GMT -5
[Tyrus enters the personal gym inside the mansion owned by his boss]
Tyrus: Hey Jordan....Jordan?
[Jordan drops to his feet from a salmon ladder in the gym]
Jordan Mac: Right here, man.
Tyrus: Jordan, you didn't answer any of your calls since last month. No one's heard from you since the match happened, and now I catch you doing this Green Arrow crap, the hell is going on?
Jordan: I didn't answer any calls because I didn't feel like it, sometimes you gotta go lone wolf when the moment calls. And I've spent the holidays training my ass off. Jessie says that I'm in the Lord of the Ring tournament, and I wanna make sure that no BS happens like last time.
Tyrus: What BS? You got pinned to mat for the 3 count, it happens to everybody.
Jordan: I'M NOT EVERYBODY. And that wannabe badass Gus didn't pin me, my diverticulitis pinned me.
Tyrus: ...diverticulitis?
Jordan: Yes, fool. I had some nasty sushi the night before my title match and it cost me big-time; never making a mistake like that again. I'm going into the tournament at tip-top shape, and I'm getting the title "Lord of the Ring". After that, Black Gold's coming for what's rightfully his.
Tyrus: You sure about all of this? About going back for the championship again?
Jordan: Hell yea! That title match was me at 75%, but Lord of the Ring will show everyone on the planet what Jordan Mac looks like when he's at 100%. I'll get my property back, it's just gonna take a lil' bit of time.
Tyrus: Jordan......you sure about doing this whole wrestling thing? I mean, I heard Marvel's offering you a script for a Black Panther movie.
Jordan: Black Panther my ass, that's quitter talk! Walking away from the game after one fluke....is that what I've taught you to believe? Do you really think I'd ever be a 2-time Finals Champ with that attitude?
Tyrus: Nah....you're right, my bad.
Jordan: Damn right, your bad. Now put on your training gear, we're sparring, and I'm not going 75% on you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 18, 2015 3:14:25 GMT -5
Jessica: At the ending of NiteRaw, you may have seen me make a match with Jordan Mac & Evil M teaming up to face the team of CW Who, AmericAnt, and Jonathan Michaels. If the two men win, they get a semifinals spot which will be a triple threat match. If they lose, they will be suspended for the Lord of the Ring show.
Unfortunately, I feel that like there may be no stakes for the other team as well so let's remedy that right now. If Jordan Mac & Evil M are successful, then whoever took the losing fall will be the one to take the two of them on in the triple threat semifinals match.
However, if the three men knock off the two guys, which is normally how things work....then we are at a quandary with our single match tournament as three men are only left for four spots. Therefore...if the team of three wins, then the one who gets the deciding fall gets a bye into the finals while the other two will fight each other in a semis.
So let's see what this little experiment in stipulations brings us.
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Post by The Blue Nova on Jan 19, 2015 0:01:13 GMT -5
* CW is sitting in an alley way with Alies and his Knapsack singing king for a day* Hi there CW here now 1 and 0 after Sorror suffered the break down *laughs* The Next show I am not going to take lightly I am in a 3 on 2 match with my partners Jonothan Michaels and America Ant taking on Jordan Mac and Evil M. I am not going to be taking this lightly if I Pin I get all the way to the finals.
This may be my second match but I am ready I am Going to make Evil M or Jordan Mac feel the Breakdown and if That Insect or The lost brother of Poision get in my way they will get the breakdown to because I am 1 and 0 and after this show I will be 2 and 0 because no one can get up from the Breakdown so Evil M Jordan Mac get ready for the fight of your of your life!!!! Because once I am done you guys will be on a runaway train never looking back!!!
*looks at allies* and once I win I will show everyone that I may be crazy but I am the toughest person here all I need is Alies and this gift I have here*looks at his Knapsack* so come after the show CW who will be King!!
* Kisses the doll as camera fades to black*
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 22, 2015 23:08:37 GMT -5
Michael Rose: I know... I know... I haven't been here for a while. I do apologize for that, but I had two very good reasons for it. The first is simple--I've been training, preparing for my FAN Forums Title Match with Jeremy Dupoe. I've been working out, practicing my moves, all that jazz. I've been working hard, ready to fight him. Though, I do have some doubts. Well, one big doubt, and that is if I'll be actually wrestling him. I mean, where is he? Why hasn't he been around? I've explained why I've been gone--well, half explained--but Dupoe has not graced FAWA with his presence since he returned to challenge me. Why is that? Is it to build this air of mystery? Or, is he just afraid that he no longer has what it takes to compete in FAWA? I don't know the answers to these questions, but I wouldn't be surprised if I win by forfeit.
Now, the other reason I've been away--Sorrow. It's not out of fear but rather intelligence. You see, he's been getting to me. He knows me well, knows how to push my buttons. I'm gonna be defending my title for the first time, and I don't want to lose it so quickly. And, in order for me to win, I can't let him get into my head. And, he can do that--he has before. I know he'll do it again. So, I'm just keeping my distance for the time being. Of course, once I take care of Dupoe, I will be going after you, Sorrow. And, you better not interfere. If you do, I'll do more than just come after you. You'll wish you've never been born after I get through with you. Now, I better get back to work. Preparation is a hard job.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 22, 2015 23:23:12 GMT -5
Michael Rose: I know... I know... I haven't been here for a while. I do apologize for that, but I had two very good reasons for it. The first is simple--I've been training, preparing for my FAN Forums Title Match with Jeremy Dupoe. I've been working out, practicing my moves, all that jazz. I've been working hard, ready to fight him. Though, I do have some doubts. Well, one big doubt, and that is if I'll be actually wrestling him. I mean, where is he? Why hasn't he been around? I've explained why I've been gone--well, half explained--but Dupoe has not graced FAWA with his presence since he returned to challenge me. Why is that? Is it to build this air of mystery? Or, is he just afraid that he no longer has what it takes to compete in FAWA? I don't know the answers to these questions, but I wouldn't be surprised if I win by forfeit.
Now, the other reason I've been away--Sorrow. It's not out of fear but rather intelligence. You see, he's been getting to me. He knows me well, knows how to push my buttons. I'm gonna be defending my title for the first time, and I don't want to lose it so quickly. And, in order for me to win, I can't let him get into my head. And, he can do that--he has before. I know he'll do it again. So, I'm just keeping my distance for the time being. Of course, once I take care of Dupoe, I will be going after you, Sorrow. And, you better not interfere. If you do, I'll do more than just come after you. You'll wish you've never been born after I get through with you. Now, I better get back to work. Preparation is a hard job. Jessica: You do not have to worry about that, I have banned Sorrow from being ringside for your match.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 6, 2015 15:57:35 GMT -5
Do you believe me now?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 6, 2015 17:17:18 GMT -5
Jessica: Just days after Lord of the Ring, I can safely say this was our best show yet in my administration. We have had six great matches as well as a new Lord of the Ring and unfortunately, a new Fan Forums Champion.
First, I will get to what happened in and after the Fan Forums Championship. Unfortunately, due to the fact that the man was masked with a smiley face, I cannot demand he return Kerri Thompson safely or he will be fired because he may not even be working for the company. But I do know that Michael Rose will not stop until she is returned safely. I am also extremely disappointed with the fact that Jeremy Dupoe won the match in this fashion. I will say now, that Michael Rose is guaranteed his rematch and he will get one when he wants it. I also understand that Sorrow will also want his hands on the Avatar of Chaos as well. I'm thinking a triple threat match in the future.
But now we must talk about the future and first, let's talk about special shows. We will have Spring Breakdown at the end of April, which will be main evented by the man who is still world champion Gus Richlen defending his belt against the new Lord of the Ring Jonathan Michaels, which should be an epic encounter. But before that, we will have two special holiday NiteRaws with one being on St. Patrick's Day and the other being in Easter, which will be main evented by a special Easter Egg Hunt match. I will explain later on the rules for said match.
But let's get to this upcoming NiteRaw and I already have a few things planned. First, Seth Drakin has granted a special sitdown interview with Jerry Fish to explain his future here in FAWA after his return as the special guest referee at Lord of the Ring. We will also have two matches. First, we will have a tag match with the Lord of the Ring winner Jonathan Michaels teaming with AmericAnt against the Breakfast Pack's Brandon Barger & Nick Britt. The other match will be a special steel cage battle between Evil M & Jordan Mac.
2015 looks to continue to be spectacular year for FAWA.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2015 21:11:10 GMT -5
*Evil M is backstage, the Money in the Bank briefcase can be seen laying on a bench in the background.*
Jordan Mac, you piece of scum. After we made it to the Lord of the Ring tournament together, the least I was hoping for was a bit of honor from you. While only one of us could move on to the final, that didn't justify you screwing me over. Back in the old days, honor was something I held as an ideal, something that defined who I was. And you went and dishonored me.
On NiteRaw, I intend to beat some honor and some respect into you. And thanks to Mrs. Drakin's generosity, I have a fifteen foot high steel cage to keep you in and your thugs out. So I hope you've packed your bags, Jordan. Because I'm about to take you on a on way trip to hell.
*M looks down at his briefcase.*
Oh yes. I would be remiss if I didn't congratulate both Gus and my old buddy Jono on a job well done at Lord of the Ring. And who knows? Maybe I'll be seeing one of you very soon...
*M chuckles as we fade out.*
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Feb 9, 2015 21:09:02 GMT -5
A steel cage match? A steel ca.....,y'know what? Fine. It seems everywhere I go lately, someone's got a problem with me and my crew. First it was that clown Grouchy N, then that Danny Phantom-looking motha[bleep] Seth Drakin. What has the BGC done? Provide me with some water and towels before and after my matches? Help me with my makeup for my award show appearances? I guess these dinos just got too much hate in their in hearts, and not enough friends to help get rid of that hate.
Yes it seems that once again, all the geezers of FAWA have come outta the woodwork to take me on. That's fine, I've got nooooooo problem with that. A steel cage match is even better. That's because I get to prove to the world that I don't need a damn bit of help to take on Mediocre Eminem this week. Him, Drakin, Gussie-boy, they're all just obstacles in my way of getting what rightfully belongs to me: the World Heavyweight Championship.
You can fight my crew, you can try to fight me (emphasis on "try"), but you can't fight fate. It just ain't possible.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 9, 2015 21:10:58 GMT -5
A steel cage match? A steel ca.....,y'know what? Fine. It seems everywhere I go lately, someone's got a problem with me and my crew. First it was that clown Grouchy N, then that Danny Phantom-looking motha[bleep] Seth Drakin. What has the BGC done? Provide me with some water and towels before and after my matches? Help me with my makeup for my award show appearances? I guess these dinos just got too much hate in their in hearts, and not enough friends to help get rid of that hate.
Yes it seems that once again, all the geezers of FAWA have come outta the woodwork to take me on. That's fine, I've got nooooooo problem with that. A steel cage match is even better. That's because I get to prove to the world that I don't need a damn bit of help to take on Mediocre Eminem this week. Him, Drakin, Gussie-boy, they're all just obstacles in my way of getting what rightfully belongs to me: the World Heavyweight Championship.
You can fight my crew, you can try to fight me (emphasis on "try"), but you can't fight fate. It just ain't possible. I made you tap out. So yeah, it is.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 13, 2015 19:34:48 GMT -5
Jessica: Greetings, FAWA Galaxy....I would like to say that we had another wonderful episode of NiteRaw with Kerri Thompson finally being rescued by that atrocious masked man who calls himself Smiley Face and seeing the reunion of Evil M & Jonathan Michaels as a tag team. Also great to see that Rita finally has a equalizer that she asked me to sign to a contract, which I did.
Now for this week....I promise we will have three matches. Our first match will the new Equalizer Marie Martinique have her debut against......Beth Graham. Second match to make will be a singles match with the young man who made a good run in the Lord of the Ring (getting to the semifinals) in CW Who and his opponent for next week will be.....Shaun Clark of the Breakfast Club. And our main event will be a tag team match with the reunion of Jonathan Michaels & Evil M as they face "Black Gold" Jordan Mac and whatever partner he can find to face them.
The boss has spoken and hopefully we shall see some more great action here.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Feb 14, 2015 0:14:37 GMT -5
Tim Hoss: Hello everybody, and welcome to another installment in my interview series with the self-proclaimed most trending superstar in FAWA history, "Black Gold" Jordan Mac. Jordan, it's nice to see you again.
Jordan Mac:.......
TH:....Jordan, last week on NiteRAW, you tapped out against Evil M in a memorable steel cage match. The BGC tried to assault M afterwards, but Jonathan Michaels himself came out to save M. I take it that you're not too pleased about what happened on NiteRAW?
JM:........I'm gonna be honest with you, Tim. Every bone in my body is screaming out because of all the suffering I've heard from the world this past week.
TH: Oh well that's-----excuse me?
JM: Tim, the Black Gold Crew doesn't stop at just my boys. There are millions of people all over this earth, men, women, children, animals, spiritual deities, and all of them rely on me. These people don't have a damn bit of success in their lives, so they've gotta live vicariously through mine. When I win matches, Tim, the beauty and shine of my soul feeds theirs. But I've let all this hatred surrounding me get to me, and it's cost me too many matches. I'm making these people wither, and that's got to stop.
TH: I'd say hatred is right as M, Michaels, and now Seth Drakin have all gotten their eyes on you in recent weeks.
JM: DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT CLOWN! MICHAELS AND M AT LEAST GOT THE BALLS TO COME TO THE RING EVERY WEEK, BUT DRAKIN CAN'T EVEN SHOW UP LIKE A MAN! The audacity of that 70-year-old mother[bleep]. He messes with me, he messes with my crew, but then he decides to hightail it once he realizes the shit he got himself into? No wonder Gus beat his old ass for the title. ...I want to tell Seth Drakin this. If he knows what's good for him, he'll stay off of my show. If he doesn't, I'll make that man's life hell on Earth. I will show him that when you're in the presence of a God, YOU KNOW YOUR DAMN PLACE AND FALL BACK IN LINE.
Now as for M and Michaels, I'll be real, I haven't been in the right state of mind these past few weeks. It's not even the diverticulitis anymore, it's my mind itself. I've just been playing all of this all wrong. I'm a pioneer first and foremost, Tim. I came into basketball and I conquered that, I came into television and I conquered that. I've treated wrestling like another talk-show on ESPN, when I should have been treating this like Game 7 of the Finals. But I'm gonna let you be the first to know Jordan Mac is angrier than ever, Jordan Mac is hungrier than ever. I'm looking at the people that see me as the celestial body putting energy into their boring lil' lives, and I'm gonna make them proud again. I'll make all the dinosaurs look up at my eyes, and bow in respect of the god they defied.
TM: That's.....quite the diatribe there. Before we go I want to ask, Jessica Drakin has put you in a tag team match against Evil M and Jonathan Michaels next week on NiteRAW. Who do you have in mind as a tag team partner?
JM: Most people in this world are intimidated by the miracles that sprout up around them. M, Michaels, Drakin, and Gus have already proven that. But I know there's someone in the back that can feel the frequency I'm operating on right now. You'll get the answer to your question next week.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 14, 2015 15:33:01 GMT -5
Tim Hoss: Hello everybody, and welcome to another installment in my interview series with the self-proclaimed most trending superstar in FAWA history, "Black Gold" Jordan Mac. Jordan, it's nice to see you again.Jordan Mac:.......TH:....Jordan, last week on NiteRAW, you tapped out against Evil M in a memorable steel cage match. The BGC tried to assault M afterwards, but Jonathan Michaels himself came out to save M. I take it that you're not too pleased about what happened on NiteRAW?JM:........I'm gonna be honest with you, Tim. Every bone in my body is screaming out because of all the suffering I've heard from the world this past week.TH: Oh well that's-----excuse me?JM: Tim, the Black Gold Crew doesn't stop at just my boys. There are millions of people all over this earth, men, women, children, animals, spiritual deities, and all of them rely on me. These people don't have a damn bit of success in their lives, so they've gotta live vicariously through mine. When I win matches, Tim, the beauty and shine of my soul feeds theirs. But I've let all this hatred surrounding me get to me, and it's cost me too many matches. I'm making these people wither, and that's got to stop.TH: I'd say hatred is right as M, Michaels, and now Seth Drakin have all gotten their eyes on you in recent weeks.JM: DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT CLOWN! MICHAELS AND M AT LEAST GOT THE BALLS TO COME TO THE RING EVERY WEEK, BUT DRAKIN CAN'T EVEN SHOW UP LIKE A MAN! The audacity of that 70-year-old mother[bleep]. He messes with me, he messes with my crew, but then he decides to hightail it once he realizes the shit he got himself into? No wonder Gus beat his old ass for the title. ...I want to tell Seth Drakin this. If he knows what's good for him, he'll stay off of my show. If he doesn't, I'll make that man's life hell on Earth. I will show him that when you're in the presence of a God, YOU KNOW YOUR DAMN PLACE AND FALL BACK IN LINE.
Now as for M and Michaels, I'll be real, I haven't been in the right state of mind these past few weeks. It's not even the diverticulitis anymore, it's my mind itself. I've just been playing all of this all wrong. I'm a pioneer first and foremost, Tim. I came into basketball and I conquered that, I came into television and I conquered that. I've treated wrestling like another talk-show on ESPN, when I should have been treating this like Game 7 of the Finals. But I'm gonna let you be the first to know Jordan Mac is angrier than ever, Jordan Mac is hungrier than ever. I'm looking at the people that see me as the celestial body putting energy into their boring lil' lives, and I'm gonna make them proud again. I'll make all the dinosaurs look up at my eyes, and bow in respect of the god they defied.TM: That's.....quite the diatribe there. Before we go I want to ask, Jessica Drakin has put you in a tag team match against Evil M and Jonathan Michaels next week on NiteRAW. Who do you have in mind as a tag team partner?JM: Most people in this world are intimidated by the miracles that sprout up around them. M, Michaels, Drakin, and Gus have already proven that. But I know there's someone in the back that can feel the frequency I'm operating on right now. You'll get the answer to your question next week. And yet there is a reason why I'm World Champion and you're not.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2015 11:35:40 GMT -5
And yet there is a reason why I'm World Champion... For now, Gus... for now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 22, 2015 8:52:15 GMT -5
Jessica: Greetings once again from FAWA HQ. I do apologize for this video being late due to technical difficulties and our offices dealing with ungodly amounts of snow (not the 90s rapper).
I have been very disappointed with security and our production team over the past inferences by people whose name do not deserve to be recognized at this time. I just wish to say to those individuals, you lost matches that kicked you out of this promotion and I plan to keep very strong those stipulations so just because you try interrupt a few shows is not going to get to your jobs back.
Now onto the NiteRaw action. Our main event this week is going to be a golden opportunity for one Nick Britt as our World Champion Gus Richlen has wanted to face one of the members of the Breakfast Pack....and Nick, your name was chosen. Now just remember Britt that this is a non-title match, but if you win...it might score brownie points with me and I could basically give you a future world tile shot.
The undercard will be served by having the former Fan Forums Champion Michael Rose vs. AmericAnt and with last week's tag victory....Jordan Mac will be facing Michael Hayden and the winner will be getting an opportunity at the world title at the St. Patrick's Day episode of NiteRaw. Good luck to all involved.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 28, 2015 11:29:23 GMT -5
From the offices of Jessica Drakin:
I am so angry over the constant lack of security on our show, even after I had that meeting with them so I will not be appearing on the screen to announce next week's show lineup. But first, here is the line-up for the St. Patrick's Day NiteRaw
St. Patrick's Day NiteRaw * World Title Match: Gus Richlen (c) vs. Jordan Mac
Now let's get to this week's NiteRaw.
NiteRaw * Marie Martinique vs. Lauren Jamison * Brandon Barger vs. CW Who * Non-title Match: Sorrow vs. Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Mar 2, 2015 0:27:15 GMT -5
"The Comedian" Bobby Riggs: Hello FAWA Galaxy, it is I, "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs. And, as you all can see, I'm filming this with my own camera in my own home. I've been here for the most part. My time has been split between the home and the comedy clubs. But, that's not what I'm here. No, the reason I'm taping this and sending it out to the FAWA Galaxy is because of all the emails I've been getting lately. Usually, the ones that I've been getting since I got kicked out of FAWA were from fans who wanted me back. And, I appreciated those very much. But now, they've changed to ones asking me why I've come back under a mask. Apparently, there is someone going around FAWA in a mask with a smiley face on it, being called Smiley Face because people in FAWA aren't that original, and attacking Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson. And, because he uses a Smiley Face mask, everyone has assumed that I'm him. Well, I've made this video to state that this is not the case. I'm not Smiley Face. I've never been Smiley Face. And, I will never be Smiley Face. Now, I don't know who this person is, but I do know that I like this person. Anyone who's mission in life is to make Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson's lives a living hell is a-okay in my book. Though, I don't like that he or she is going after Sorrow. That guy is pretty cool. Leave him alone. But, keep on taking out Rose and Kerri. They deserve everything they get. Anyway, I get why people think I'm Smiley Face. It would be the perfect way for me to get back into FAWA and take out Michael Rose. But, that's not what I'm doing. Now, don't get me wrong, I am working on a way to get back into FAWA. But, it is through legal means. I have a petition. *picks up some stacks of paper* See! I am going to get back into FAWA the right way, thanks to the signatures of such upstanding people as *reads the petition* Hugh Jazz, Mike Hawk, Mike Hunt, Maliq Maquche, Harry Wang... *throws the petition away* Okay, this is not funny! I I worked long and hard to get those signatures, and the people who signed had the audacity to sign with fake names! Well, this will not stand! I will go back out there and get REAL signatures from people. And, I will come back and help this Smiley Face take out Michael Rose. Mark my words! The Comedian will be back in FAWA again! This is The Comedian signing off!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 2, 2015 20:52:51 GMT -5
*Jessica is at her desk flanked by Mr. E & U.N. Owen
Jessica: Good evening FAWA Galaxy, this is your authority figure for this show Jessica Drakin once again with this update.
I hope you all enjoyed the two week holiday from our last show which was a special because we are going into another special with the Easter NiteRaw.
Now I am going to immediately talk about our main event of the show since it was the most set in stone after the last show and that is "The Avatar of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe will defend the Fan Forums Title against the man who beat him in a non-title match three weeks ago and on our last show earned #1 contendership by beating the former champion Michael Rose, in Sorrow. I know Sorrow has been wanting to have this encounter to mean something and through the few weeks, he has earned such an opportunity.
Now as far as Michael Rose goes, he will of course be facing Toby Nicolas Tucker and if Toby wins, I will reinstate "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs back into FAWA, despite losing a Loser Leaves FAWA In An Ice Cream Truck several months ago at Gookermania VII. Michael Rose, my hands were tied with this situation for the most part and you will have to try to make sure that your contest with Riggs at GMVII was the last time. However, I did say for the most part my hands are tied because Toby and Bobby kind of pissed me off with their little stunt in your contendership match against Sorrow and thus I have made the following three little additions: 1) The Rest of TNT will be banned from ringside 2) Riggs will be having a front seat, but security will also be there to make sure he does not interfere or they will do their jobs and throw his ass out of the building where the cops will arrest him and send him to jail for trespassing. 3) Your match will have a special guest referee and that referee will be none other than Kerri Thompson. My decision on those rulings are final.
And finally, we will be having a special Easter Egg Hunt Match including everyone on the roster (if they want in of course) other than Sorrow, Jeremy Dupoe, Jonathan Michaels, and Gus Richlen. On each of the four corners of the ring will be a rather big Easter Egg. If you grab the Easter Egg, you will be asked to head to the back and wait for later. After all four Easter Eggs are grabbed, we will reveal who gets what prize or punishment because you see, this is like a game of chance where three of eggs will contain a prize while one egg will contain something bad so let's discuss what is in the eggs. * One will have a shot at the Interforums Champion at our next Mega Event Spring Breakdown against whoever is champion at that time. * Another will have a check for half a million dollars * A third egg will have an I.O.U., which means you can have any match with anyone that is on the active roster at any show (as long as it is not for a title or the career of your opponent. * And one egg will have a stuffed bunny in it. You see, we have a special Easter Bunny costume in the back and the person who gets that stuffed rabbit will have to wear the Easter Bunny costume for the rest of the show and will have to prance around the ring in it, giving Easter baskets to the children in the audience and if you are not on your best behavior, well.....there will be consequences.
That is all from me so I hope to see you at the Easter NiteRaw.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 3, 2015 20:10:47 GMT -5
*We open on a room with black walls. Sitting in a chair in the room is “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs. He has on a black shirt with his trademark bloody smiley face logo on it, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes. Next to his right is The Comedy-Tron 5000 and four empty seats.*
Comedian: Welcome to a special edition of The Comedian’s Comedy Club. It’s special because I’m still not a part of FAWA, and I had to pay for the time on here. But, that will change soon, thanks to my guests. And, just who will those guests be? Well, the answer is in this envelope. *pulls out an envelope from his pocket* I hold in my hand...the envelope! This envelope is hermetically sealed. It's been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk N Wagnall's porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the contents of this envelope, but I, in my borderline mystical way, will ascertain the contents without having to read what's inside!
*The Comedian holds the envelope up to his forehead and pretends as if he's telepathically reading what's inside.*
Comedian: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
*Riggs rips the envelope open, pulls out a piece of paper and pretends to read from it.*
Comedian: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
*Dead silence*
Comedian: May a bag of Pop Rocks explode in your shorts.
*More silence*
Comedian: Lousy audience… Wait… There’s no audience here. *pause* Anyway, my guests are the fine upstanding human beings who will insure my return to FAWA after the sound defeat of Michael Rose is complete. Before I get to them, a little explanation—as you all know, my Smiley Face plan targeted not only Michael Rose but also Sorrow. And, people are most definitely want to know why. Well, after I lost at Gookermania, I knew that Rose wasn’t the only person responsible for my departure. Sorrow had let me down. He had not only failed to take out Rose but had also allowed his girlfriend Kerri Thompson to interfere in the match as well. He had proven to be a big let down. To make matters worse, my attempts to contact him been rebuffed. It became clear that if I was gonna get back into FAWA, then I was gonna have to kick Sorrow to the curb. However, I would need some help. I needed someone in FAWA to help me take out Rose and get me back into FAWA. However, I didn’t find a lot of helping hands in the matter. Only one guy returned my phone calls, Jeremy Dupoe, and he had all sorts of wild demands. It became clear that he wasn’t going to work and that I would have to kick him to the curve soon after he helped me. Of course, as for my way back into FAWA, I would need to get creative. I came up with the idea to have some people to infiltrate FAWA and attack Rose until either he demanded a match with his stalkers or FAWA management made such a match, which worked like a charm. But first, I had to find someone to carry out the stalkings and attacks. After much searching, I found them. So, please welcome Toby Nicholas Tucker, Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell. They are T-N-T!
*TNT’s music plays.*
*TNT, Tracy, Nicole, and Talia walk out. TNT is wearing a blue Western-style button and collar shirt, black jeans, and cowboy boots. The girls have on red shirts, tight blue jeans, and trendy shoes. They take a seat in the empty chairs, TNT sitting down next to The Comedian, Tracy next to him, Nicole next to her, and Talia next to her.*
Comedian: Thank you for coming on the show.
TNT: You, sir, are most certainly welcome. And, THANK YOU for bringing us into FAWA.
Comedian: Why, you are welcome. So, tell me, just who is Toby Nicholas Tucker?
TNT: Why, he is the most explosive man in professional wrestling. He is the man who makes all the ladies swoon and all the men jealous. He is the man who had so thoroughly dominated the Southwestern wrestling scene that he had to move on to the rest of the world. He is the man who conquered Japan more dominantly than Godzilla. He is the man who made Mexico his bitch. He is the man who tore Cambodia a new one.
Comedian: I had no idea they had a wrestling scene in Cambodia.
TNT: They don’t!
*The Comedian and TNT laugh.*
TNT: Anyway, he is the man of the hour, the tower of power, the sweet and the sour, and the man who makes all the cowards cower. He is Toby Nicholas Tucker. He is T-N-T. And, he is DYNOMITE!!!!
Comedian: And, you are he.
TNT: That’s who I be.
Comedian: So, why help me? What made you want to help some guy you’ve never met before, who came calling with a big favor?
TNT: Well, there are a few good reasons why. One is simple—FAWA! Freakin’ Awesome Wrestling Association…
Comedian: Alliance.
TNT: Whatever. This is the big show! And, I wanna be a part of it. You know, I’ve been doing my damnedest to get into a big show. But, none of the big shows would take me. WWE didn’t want me. Triple A, CMLL, New Japan, All Japan, Ring Of Honor, TNA, all the top dogs. None of them wanted me. And, you wanna know why?
Comedian: Why? Tell me why.
TNT: Dominance! They just knew I would dominate them all. WWE, I would’ve wiped the floor with Brock Lesnar and Triple H at the same time and stolen Stephanie away. I would have made Mexico my bitch! I would have toppled over Japan like Godzilla! I would have been the King Of The Indies! Hell, I AM the King Of The Indies! I would have made TNA… Well, honestly, I’m kinda glad TNA said no.
Comedian: I hear ya.
TNT: Anyway, my point is that I’m just too damn good. And, they’re all scared I’d make their top guys look weak.
Comedian: Of course… of course. So, what is the other reason?
TNT: Sympathy.
Comedian: Really?
TNT: Yes. When I heard your story about how you got driven out of FAWA and how you have never been given a chance to come back. Oh my! My heart just broke! I knew, I just knew I had to help you.
Comedian: And, I’m glad you did. Now, onto another matter, I can’t help but notice these lovely ladies next.
TNT: Oh yeah! My entourage, my bodyguards, my confidants. These ladies have been with me through thick and thin. They have saved my ass more times than I can count. They have made me a thousand times a better wrestler.
Comedian: So, just who are these ladies.
TNT: Let me introduce them to you. First, we have this curly haired firecracker name Tracy Jones. Say hello Tracy.
Comedian: Hi, Tracy.
Tracy: Hello, Mr. Comedian.
Comedian: So, tell me about yourself.
Tracy: Well, I am Tracy Jones. And, I just want to say that I am so glad to be here in FAWA to showcase my talent, and I want everyone to know this—don’t piss me off! I am not above hitting anyone and everyone who screws with me. I hate to sound confrontational, but I want everyone to know who I am and what I am capable of. So, to recap—don’t push, and I won’t push back.
TNT: Yeah! What she said. Now, let’s move on, shall we? Okay, the second woman in my little stable of fine phillies is the lovely and the beautiful Nicole Michaels. Say hello Nicole.
Comedian: Hi, Nicole.
Nicole: Hi, Bobby. I am Nicole Michaels. And, I am SO happy to be here. You know, I have always want to come to a wrestling promotion that had TV time so that I can showcase my wrestling talents and good looks for everyone out there in TV Land. And now, that has come true. Now, everyone can see how good of a wrestler I am and how sexy I look. And, just because I look sexy doesn’t mean I’m not tough. I am quite capable of handling myself in a fight, whether it be a man or woman. And, if you are a man who likes to get rough with a woman, give me a call. Thank you. Thank you very much.
*Nicole blows some kisses to Riggs.*
Comedian: Oh my.
TNT: Isn’t she precious!? Now, last but certainly not least, here is the rough and tough Talia Bell.
Comedian: Hello there, Talia.
Talia: G’day mate. I’m Talia Bell. I just have two things to say. Furst, I just wanna point out that I’m from New Zealand, not Australia. Sicond, I’m only here for one thing—to keeck ass and take names.
TNT: That’s our Talia. She’s a woman of few words.
Comedian: Too true. Do you mind if I ask them some questions?
TNT: Of course. They’re free to talk.
Comedian: Thank you. So, how did you all meet Mr. Tucker?
Tracy: Well, our story is all the same—we were working in a small indy fed in the Southwest, Tucker watch a few of our matches, and asked if we would like to work with him. Naturally, we all agreed.
Comedian: Now, you say the Southwest, but I couldn’t help but notice that Talia said that she was from New Zealand.
Talia: That’s right.
Comedian: So, what’s the story there?
Talia: Will, quite frankly, Oi got bored leeveeng un Gusborne. Oi wantid to git ut. And, Oi always loved those Amirucan car movies. Oi wantid to go somewhire wuth uh lot of opin spaces. New Mixuco seemed like uh good place. And, Oi had uh lot of fun drivun’ out un the disirt by day and wristlun’ in the Southwest Wrestling Leauge by night. But, ut ivintually got boreeng as well. Din, Toby came uh knockeeng. He promused me uh lot of ixcitement. And, he’s diluvired ivir sunce.
Comedian: All right. So, what about you, Nicole? You have a similar story of wanting to get out of the small town blues?
Nicole: Oh yeah! Though, Phoenix ain’t really a small town. Still, it was too small for me. I had to get out—FAST! Now, I thought I could do that with a nice guy sweeping me away. But, I always attracted the bad boys. And, they were bad. Too bad, if you know what I mean. I had to protect myself. So, I took some self-defense classes and learned how to wrestle. I ended up in the Arizona Wrestling League, hoping to catch the attention of some wrestling big wig. That never happened, but I did catch the attention of Toby. He promised to show me the world, and he has.
Comedian: Alright. Next question—you doin’ anything later tonight?
Nicole: *flirty* Maybe…
Comedian: Oh my…
TNT: *a little angry* You got any other questions?
Comedian: Oh… um… Yeah… So… Tracy, is your story the same as Nicole and Talia’s?
Tracy: Pretty much. The only difference was that I grew up in Santa Fe. In the rough neighborhoods, movin’ around with my mom because she couldn’t afford to keep us in one place despite two jobs.
Comedian: I’m guessing your dad was out of the picture.
Tracy: Why? Because I’m black!
Comedian: No, because you mentioned your mom working two jobs. I figured she had to do that because your dad wasn’t around.
Tracy: Oh… well… Yeah, that’s right. Anyway, I grew up tough. And smart! I made good grades in school! But, I kept getting into fights, which doesn’t look good to colleges. So, I made good with my fighting skills in the ring. And, of course, I caught Toby’s attention. And, the rest is history.
Comedian: Speaking of history, Michael Rose.
TNT: Oh yes! He’ll be history after Easter. I guar-ran-DAMN-tee it, tee it, tee it!!!!
Comedian: That’s a big boast considering the challenges put in front of you. I mean, Jessica Drakin has made Michael’s girlfriend Kerri Thompson the special guest referee, she’s banned your women from ringside, AND she’s gonna have me surrounded by security guards in my front row seat! I mean, uphill battle doesn’t even begin to describe it!
TNT: Oh, please! I’m not worried in the slightest, Bobby, and I’ll tell you why. You see, I am the most explosive man in professional wrestling. I am THE destructive force of nature. I AM the Big Bang, forever expanding out into infinity until one day it all comes collapsing back onto itself. That is me! I am the infinite abyss coming to collapse back on every thing in the universe. I’m a nitroglycerine, highly unstable. You have to handle me the right way or else BOOM!!!! I’m an atom bomb about to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode! I'm burning through the sky at two hundred degrees. That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit! And, I’m gonna make a supersonic man out of Michael Rose this Easter! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop me now, baby! Because I am out of sight! I have no fright! I’m filled with electrolytes! I am T-N-T! And, I am DYNOMITE!
Comedian: Oh yeah! You better watch out, Michael. Because TNT is gonna explode all over you!
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