Taker is mean.

[metylerca]

Jun 4, 2013 8:35:58 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

What is the origin of this?

From what I remember, there was a random AIM chat during a ppv where people were blaming Undertaker for his now-wife's push. Then they started blaming.him for other things. And then the jokes began, as they usually do.

[highlander]

Taker stands beside Mall Santas and tells the kids Santa isnt real when they sit on his knee so they cry

[metylerca]

Taker grunts while lifting weights very loudly. He also makes it a point to stare at you condescendingly while doing so.

[Deleted]

Mean Mark calls everyone "boy". Even old women.

When Mean Mark is at a crowded 4 way stop, he always goes right after the person in front of him, instead of waiting his turn.

When Mean Mark is sitting at a bar, he waits for someone to leave a cash tip, then when they leave he slides it over in front of him to tip with.

When Mean Mark refers to any non white people, he just calls them "minorities".

When Mean Mark sees children playing a game, he asks to join and then gives his full effort to win as big as possible.

[DASH 243✅]

Taker goes in the toy store and writes " you were adopted" on the etch a scetch

[Kitchen Sink]

Taker bought shares in Valve just so he could prevent the release of Half Life 3

[Deleted]

Taker sneaks into your neighborhood at night and spraypaints "(Yourname) RULES!" all over the neighborhood so you get blamed.

[metylerca]

Taker calls radio station to request the same Rhianna and Bruno Mars songs all day, just to ensure their airtime.

When Taker buys groceries, he always cuts in line, in the express line, with 16 items.

[Throwback]

Taker stands still while riding the escalator

Taker farts in crowded elevators and blames it on the guy next to him.

[Deleted]

Clearly his new theme

[SAJ Forth]

Taker keeps telling Michael Bay he has talent.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Jun 4, 2013 14:06:46 GMT -5 metylerca said:

Taker calls radio station to request the same Rhianna and Bruno Mars songs all day, just to ensure their airtime.

It's "Taker is mean", not "Taker kicks ass".

[edgestar]

Jun 4, 2013 9:00:23 GMT -5 highlander said:

Taker stands beside Mall Santas and tells the kids Santa isnt real when they sit on his knee so they cry

All while he's wearing an elf outfit, right??

[Throwback]

Taker goes to Bed and Breakfasts just so he can use up all the hot water

[Deleted]

Mean Mark tells everyone why the music they like sucks, without ever letting anyone know what it is he likes.

[Throwback]

Taker buys Neapolitan ice cream and eats all the chocolate before anyone gets to it.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Taker forces his kids to eat all the vegetables before they can have dessert, which is usually broccoli-flavoured ice-cream.

[Professor Chaos]

Taker sends CM Punk hate mail and nasty tweets.

[Joshie el Gato Rey]

Taker uploads mp3's to Mediafire, yet they're actually a Bill Clinton impersonator advertising a website instead of songs

[metylerca]

Taker makes yo-momma jokes at Sunday brunches on Mother's Day every year.

When he goes to an afternoon film, Taker finds the only other person in the theater, sits directly behind them, and puts his feet up.

Taker borrows your Netflix password and gives it out to his friends.