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Post by aaronslip on Jun 5, 2013 9:39:43 GMT -5
Taker killed your Dog. It didn't really run away.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 5, 2013 11:30:57 GMT -5
when you ask Taker to go out to get some sweet and sour chicken wings. He brings back extra spicy
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 5, 2013 14:39:54 GMT -5
He goes to Hooter's and calls the waitress demeaning names.
When he goes to a fast-food restaurant after the person in line in front of him gets done ordering he asks them "you're really going to eat that?" When the person asks him what he meant by that he responds by saying "I guess you haven't heard."
He buys a gallon of paint from a store and returns the empty can saying he didn't like the color.
He goes to Home Depot and buys 30 80 pound bags of concrete and stands there and watches and employee load them into his truck on a 95 degree day in July.
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BigBadZ
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jun 5, 2013 18:38:00 GMT -5
Undertaker finds out which guys in the office are nervous pee'ers and then follows them in the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to them. He also locks the bathroom stall doors.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2013 18:46:00 GMT -5
Taker picks people out and hangs out just out of view making fart noises every time they take a step while walking.
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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Jun 5, 2013 18:49:18 GMT -5
Taker cancelled Animaniacs
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 5, 2013 19:42:05 GMT -5
He goes out of the way to steer a conversation towards him talking about his bowel movements.
He tells you he got your wife something nice to wear from the local tent and awning store.
On the 4th of July he launches fireworks at your house.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 5, 2013 20:18:59 GMT -5
When Taker goes to a new town, He empties all the grocery stores of their cucumbers
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Jun 5, 2013 20:36:33 GMT -5
Taker wanted to take out a sweet grandmother and her family to a very expensive steakhouse. Once it became time for the check, Taker slipped out the door saying the grandmother was gonna take care of the bill.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 5, 2013 21:10:04 GMT -5
Taker smashed your face into a car windshield then took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
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metylerca
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Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jun 6, 2013 9:03:23 GMT -5
Taker tells people to be offended by wrestling shows.
Taker turned his back at the NXT tapings when Bo Dallas won.
Taker had sex with your wife and told you how good it was.
Taker started the Macho Man rumor to watch the wrestling world burn.
At stoplights, Taker stares deep into the cars next to him.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2013 10:26:57 GMT -5
Taker finds out the names of kids in an elementary school play, then boos them loudly by name during their lines.
When wrestlers are training, Taker will show up periodically and chant "YOU CANT WRESTLE" regardless of what they're doing.
Taker leaves flaming dog crap on your porch and rings the doorbell. When you open the door, he shoots you in the face.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 6, 2013 11:52:01 GMT -5
It's Taker that has been booking HHH's career since 1999.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 6, 2013 16:11:07 GMT -5
Taker changes the channel during the last two minutes of the season finale of your favorite show.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 6, 2013 18:31:12 GMT -5
If you go outside and the Undertaker sees you he mocks you by yelling things like "Hey, look at mister big shot checking the mail!"
He goes into Wal-Mart and sets all of the alarms on the alarm clocks to go off at exactly 5:47pm.
He calls a government official claiming that you told him that you were abducted by aliens.
When he votes for president he always votes for himself with Michelle as his vice president.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 6, 2013 18:35:22 GMT -5
Taker makes Michelle McCool refer to his son as her Red Headed Stepchild.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jun 6, 2013 18:58:49 GMT -5
Undertaker burst my appendix, laughed, and then gave me an abscess as a complication
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2013 21:57:06 GMT -5
Taker keeps a picture of his junk on his phone everywhere he goes. Anytime he has the opportunity to set it up as the screensaver on a computer, he does so.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 7, 2013 8:44:27 GMT -5
After you're done raking and cleaning up behind your house, Taker comes around and dumps all the leafs and weeds he's collected, proudly proclaiming; "This is my yard!", and then laughs diabolically as he leaves.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 7, 2013 8:52:38 GMT -5
He goes up to married women and laughs while saying "I can't believe you married that guy."
He puts salt in the pepper shakers and pepper in the salt shakers.
He asks the husband to borrow a movie he taped. He returns the video to the wife saying that the husband wanted me to record this for him. He taped over the movie with bestiality porn.
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