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Post by ronnie2hotty on Jun 10, 2013 8:07:10 GMT -5
When sitting next to Taker at a restraunt, he will purposely not push his chair in when he gets up so that you trip over it when you leave.
French kisses Michelle McCool in front of her father.
Smacks Michelle on her butt everytime she walks by, then points to Michelle's grandmother and says, "You're next, sweetcheeks!"
He never texts you back. But he will get mad a you for not texting him back.
When a song comes on the radio that you like, he will sing over top of it with the lyrics from Weird Al's version of the song.
He eats all the skin off the KFC bucket of chicken.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 10, 2013 9:55:56 GMT -5
He comes over to your house and makes it a point to take a dump in the bathroom that you can smell elsewhere in the house.
He randomly throws his junk into your yard.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jun 10, 2013 10:05:01 GMT -5
Taker will iron Hamburger Patches on ALL you clothes.
Taker will wait for you to come out of school just to kick you in the balls.
Taker never refill the ice trays. He always puts them back in the freezer empty.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2013 10:20:00 GMT -5
Taker will iron Hamburger Patches on ALL you clothes. Taker will wait for you to come out of school just to kick you in the balls. Taker never refill the ice trays. He always puts them back in the freezer empty. Just want to correct one thing here. Taker NEVER puts ice trays back empty. They're always full of his urine.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jun 14, 2013 20:07:54 GMT -5
Taker orders a bunch of food and then sends it back because he only wanted water.
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 14, 2013 20:39:41 GMT -5
When sitting next to Taker at a restraunt, he will purposely not push his chair in when he gets up so that you trip over it when you leave. French kisses Michelle McCool in front of her father. Smacks Michelle on her butt everytime she walks by, then points to Michelle's grandmother and says, "You're next, sweetcheeks!" He never texts you back. But he will get mad a you for not texting him back. When a song comes on the radio that you like, he will sing over top of it with the lyrics from Weird Al's version of the song.He eats all the skin off the KFC bucket of chicken. So I guess he's not all bad then.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jul 5, 2013 20:02:03 GMT -5
Taker uses all your mufflers and doesn't make any to replace them
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2013 21:10:36 GMT -5
Mean Mark could cure cancer if he felt like it, but instead he just kicks children in the shins when their parents aren't looking.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 5, 2013 21:38:18 GMT -5
Taker secretly signs you up for telemarketing calls and any site that sends out newsletters.
Taker makes fake email accounts with your name in it and forwards porn newsletters to your family and church members.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 5, 2013 22:54:32 GMT -5
Taker makes a point of putting up photos of his food on facebook. also, his display pic is a picture of his kid.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 5, 2013 22:55:58 GMT -5
Taker uses all your mufflers and doesn't make any to replace them he uses someone else's Muffler? eeeeew.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2013 23:18:53 GMT -5
Taker does a complete genealogical study of your family and bloodline on Ancestry.com, goes to their graves, lays down a nice bouquet of flowers down for them, and then pees on them.
And if they've been cremated, he tracks down the urns and snorts their ashes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 0:24:41 GMT -5
Taker waits until you take a bite out of food, then punches you in the face.
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Post by John Cena's Boner on Jul 6, 2013 1:16:55 GMT -5
Taker leaves your AC on all day and all night when he house sits when you're off on vacation.
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Post by Deadman Luke on Jul 6, 2013 6:15:46 GMT -5
Taker doesn't make appearances for charity events, he sends Brian Lee dressed as him.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 6, 2013 6:24:29 GMT -5
Taker makes you drink all the water out of the toilet for a Klondike Bar, then Taker eats the Klondike Bar, sticks your head back in the toilet, and gives you a swirly.
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