metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jun 7, 2013 9:15:01 GMT -5
Taker plays a nice wingman for you up until the end of the night, where he tells the woman you're talking to that you have AIDS.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Jun 7, 2013 9:50:23 GMT -5
When you're in a bathroom stall, Taker decides to play basketball using a wet roll of toilet paper as the ball and your stall as the basket.
Taker makes up his own rules that benefit him in Four Square.
Taker pantses you whenever you're talking to a girl.
Taker randomly starts political debates in the middle of pleasant conversations.
Taker frames wrestlers for crimes right as they're about to get a push.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 19:56:34 GMT -5
When Taker is over at your house and you aren't looking, he'll just throw random things you own out the window.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Jun 7, 2013 21:07:13 GMT -5
Taker asked to see your Pokemon game, then "accidentally" deleted your save file.
When you're late to class, Taker quickly points you out to your teacher.
Taker takes your phone and sends graphic sexual texts to a girl you like.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jun 7, 2013 21:22:29 GMT -5
suavegentleman, your signature is ripe for parody, because you don't know what's going to happen if Undertaker dares you to say, "WHAT" again!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 8, 2013 10:01:13 GMT -5
When The Undertaker has gas, he goes to the neighbor's house and lets it rip.
He puts embarrassing stuff into other people's shopping carts at the store and then loudly points it out. Saying things like, "Look at this guy, he's buying Preparation H, because he has hemorrhoids!"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 8, 2013 10:52:07 GMT -5
sometimes Undertaker parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 11:07:23 GMT -5
Taker punches strangers full force in the chest for "leaving their chest open".
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Jun 8, 2013 21:08:57 GMT -5
Taker accesses your Amazon account, and whenever he wants to watch a movie, he buys it in High Definition so you have to pay the maximum amount.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 8, 2013 21:30:06 GMT -5
sometimes Undertaker parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. He's mean. Not an Asshole
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2013 21:34:59 GMT -5
Mean Mark slaps you on the ass and winks at you whenever you talk to a woman.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jun 8, 2013 22:19:28 GMT -5
You invite Taker over for dinner and afterwards he takes a dump on the floor.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 8, 2013 23:51:00 GMT -5
He steals all of the campaign yard signs from around the neighborhood and puts them in your yard.
When your relatives come over he makes it a point to open the drapes at his house and walk past them nude as much as he can.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jun 8, 2013 23:57:00 GMT -5
Taker goes around retirement homes and senior citizen dominated neighborhoods and sells dvd rewind machines.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jun 9, 2013 9:38:23 GMT -5
When Mick Foley was commentating on Smackdown! Taker would stand next to Vince and say things like "Are you actually gonna let him call me 'Taker' on the air?" and "Are you actually gonna let him call the World Heavyweight Championship the 'World Heavyweight belt'?!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 11:10:12 GMT -5
Taker has extensively practiced so he can appear to read minds and know things people normally wouldn't know, like a psychic. He will do this for hours with a crowd, just so the payoff at the end is him then singling you out and saying you have a 2 inch penis when everyone believes him.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jun 9, 2013 11:25:38 GMT -5
When Taker comes over for dinner is always insults the meal. Saying stuff like "It taste like crap." "What the hell is this?" "Are you trying to kill me? This is horrible."
Taker whips his ass with the news paper and gives it back to you.
-Taker plays music really loud in the middle of the night during the week.
- When at bar and you start talking to a woman. He always walks up and stands in between the two of you.
-Anytime you drink beer from a bottle. Taker will always walk up and smack the top of the bottle with his bottle. (Any beer drinker knows what this does.)
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 9, 2013 18:54:47 GMT -5
He signs you up for subscriptions to Oprah's magazine, Good Housekeeping and other magazines geared towards women.
He forwards all of his spam male enhancement and penis enlargement e-mails to you.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2013 22:18:48 GMT -5
Anytime Taker visits someone elses home he uses the shower curtains as toilet paper.
Taker visits random fast food places, learns employee names and store numbers, then calls corporate hotlines and makes up stories about employees by name that used racial slurs when he ate there.
Taker goes through grocery store parking lots collecting car registration stickers from license plates, then puts ALL of them on your car windshield.
Taker makes sure he always wins big when playing games against children.
Any time someone speaks a language other than english around Taker, he insists they were insulting him and starts a fight.
Taker's favorite thing to do with his money is go to crowded bars on friday night and order as many pitchers of draft beer as necessary for the bar to completely run out. He then dumps it out into the nearest sewer drain. If he notices an employee trying to go out to buy more kegs, he will intercept them and begin taping his fists.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jun 9, 2013 23:28:38 GMT -5
When you at school. Taker will take over the intercom and insult you by name for the whole school to here. Then during the video morning announcements he will replace it with a video of you going to the bathroom.
Taker will follow you when walking and waits until you get to a crowd corner. Pinches the person in front of you in the ass. Then tell that person you did it.
Taker will steal you credit card and order all the grandma and granddaddy porn he can and have it deliver to you. And make sure you open it in front on you parents.
Taker will purposely hold up lines at check out. By "forgetting" his pin number, start talking the cashier ear off, and keep changing his mind on stuff. More so knowing the next person has something that needs to be cold.
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