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Post by Hurbster on Aug 13, 2014 17:57:47 GMT -5
Single-screen cinema around here I'm afraid.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Aug 13, 2014 18:46:42 GMT -5
Apparent early plans for the sequel could include Krang and Dimension X Kraang...Kraang demands the tickets that are movie tickets for the movie that is the movie featuring Kraang. "But Kraang, why did the one known as Michael Bay give Kraang testicular appendages?" |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Aug 13, 2014 19:11:53 GMT -5
This was a bad film and I feel bad for spending money to watch it. You should have just bought a ticket to Guardians of the Galaxy, and then saw Turtles Guardians of the Galaxy. |
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Post by Ringmaster on Aug 13, 2014 19:43:36 GMT -5
I saw it recently and really enjoyed it, More than I thought I would.
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Aug 14, 2014 1:38:50 GMT -5
I thought it was boring and not very good. I don't like the idea that April is connected to everything rather than Splinter and Shredder having a grudge to begin with. But the little kids in the theater seemed to enjoy it so meh.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Aug 14, 2014 1:48:31 GMT -5
I thought it was boring and not very good. I don't like the idea that April is connected to everything rather than Splinter and Shredder having a grudge to begin with. But the little kids in the theater seemed to enjoy it so meh. Don't you know? April came up with the idea for the Amazon tournament on declare a hero for man's world! |
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Aug 14, 2014 2:19:18 GMT -5
April invented Chris Jericho.
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Post by kingoftheindies on Aug 14, 2014 8:47:03 GMT -5
I thought the Turtles themselves (appearance aside) were done well.
And them liking Gwen Stefani as kids legit made me laugh
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2014 9:03:31 GMT -5
When it was mentioned that Splinter was April's pet, some little girl who probably wasn't more than five in the next seat over said very loudly, "NO HE WASN'T, THAT'S WRONG."
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Post by the2ndevil on Aug 14, 2014 9:36:01 GMT -5
When it was mentioned that Splinter was April's pet, some little girl who probably wasn't more than five in the next seat over said very loudly, "NO HE WASN'T, THAT'S WRONG." Reminds me of some of my reactions to changes made to the 1990 movie when it came out when I was five. |
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Aug 14, 2014 10:42:25 GMT -5
April invented Chris Jericho. ...and Nova. April invented pro wrestling in general! But Maleficent still invented April! |
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Post by Michael Coello on Aug 14, 2014 12:06:25 GMT -5
You should have just bought a ticket to Guardians of the GalaxyGet on Up, and then saw TurtlesGet on Up |
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Post by andrew8798 on Aug 14, 2014 14:50:44 GMT -5
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Aug 14, 2014 15:38:39 GMT -5
The multitude of commercials has finally brainwashed me...
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 14, 2014 17:02:39 GMT -5
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Post by andrew8798 on Aug 14, 2014 21:08:02 GMT -5
Forecast (August 15-17)
1. Ninja Turtles - $26.2 million (-60%)
2. Guardians - $24.9 million (-41%)
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Aug 14, 2014 22:20:43 GMT -5
I liked it. I mean, it's arguably one of the most absurd concepts ever devised, so how offended can I get? To me, I just wanted the four turtles to have the same distinct personalities I remember, and I wasn't disappointed. Thought it was a fun movie. Me & my brothers went to see Turtles in '90, and we all got together for this one as well. So, again, enjoyed.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 24, 2014 17:09:46 GMT -5
Well, that was the worst movie I've seen in theaters in a long time.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Aug 28, 2014 23:44:18 GMT -5
Well, I went back on my word and paid money to see this. My better half is going out of town for the weekend, so we needed something to do. Because we're insane, we picked this movie. My worthless opinion? This was really, really bad. Really f***ing bad. I wanted to walk out numerous times and probably would've done so if I wasn't so cheap. I have never hated the Ninja Turtles in my life, but I wanted each one of them to be killed off at the end of this movie. They were all annoying (Michelangelo was the worst). Surprising no one, Megan Fox was awful as always. Don't even get me started on Splinter. There's so much I want to say about this movie, but I'm not sure how to properly funnel my rage into coherent sentences. From the dick jokes {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}"I feel my shell tighten" or whatever it was to fart jokes, all of the horrible things in life are within this movie. It also amazes me that the 1990 turtles looked 100% better than the 2014 CGI versions. For Christ's sake, Donatello looked like Jar Jar Binks. Bless you, Jim Henson. The only thing that was remotely decent about this filmed abortion was the Shredder BEFORE he turned into a transformer. The only people in the theater with us was a Dad and his son. Walking out, he asked his son if he liked the turtles. The kid said, "They annoyed me." I agree, kid. I agree. |
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