Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 1, 2013 7:01:10 GMT -5
Money is so tight in TNA that they've started paying Samoa Joe in donuts. TNA is in so much trouble that they are going to change the name of the company to DOA. TNA is going to book Suicide as their champion-they consider it a metaphor.
Keep em coming.
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Emmet Russell
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Quieter
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Post by Emmet Russell on Oct 1, 2013 7:21:31 GMT -5
Taz buys TNA with the left of his money left over from his time in the WWE. Forgets he knows nothing about owning a business & the company proceeds to fold after he makes himself the TNA Champion & having a live sex celebration with Mike Tenay & Knux.
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 1, 2013 7:27:39 GMT -5
Daniels actually has to use the same appletini glass each and every time.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 7:39:37 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape that Don West can't sell it as a two for one deal with the Florida Marlins on HSN. TNA is currently negotiating with Verne Gagne for the rights to the pink room. TNA is going to become a larger scale Beyond Wrestling: Look Ma, No Fans.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 1, 2013 7:59:31 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape that people are being paid in Brooke Hogan and Mickie James cds.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 8:30:30 GMT -5
TNA signs releases Jeff Hardy, Announces big name WWE signing: Hornswaggle!
Dopey Carter was quoted as saying: We have done all we could with Jeff and wish him well in his future endevours. We are excited to get one of the WWE's biggest stars!!!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 1, 2013 9:12:49 GMT -5
TNA is losing so many people that the mayor of Detroit asked them if he could rent out space. TNA has so few women that they are asking Dr. Phil for relationship advice.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 1, 2013 9:38:41 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape that DC is going to change Green Arrow's origin from being stuck on an island for 5 years, to being in TNA for 2 years.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 10:21:03 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape that DC is going to change Green Arrow's origin from being stuck on an island for 5 years, to being in TNA for 2 years. What is The Blue Projectile doing in the impact zone? !
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Post by Dave the Dave on Oct 1, 2013 10:29:27 GMT -5
TNA is so financially strapped they can't afford to wrestle in rings anymore so they wrestle in circles.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Oct 1, 2013 10:30:48 GMT -5
Money is so tight in TNA that they've started paying Samoa Joe in donuts. I thought this was a joke thread?
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 1, 2013 11:06:44 GMT -5
Money is so tight in TNA that they've started paying Samoa Joe in donuts. I thought this was a joke thread? Not only that, but if they actually payed him in donuts, they'd go bankrupt in a week. 10 days, tops! Anyway, as a way to cut costs, TNA is now going to offer piggyback rides to the first 50 paying audience members. They will have a choice between Garrett Bischoff and Wes Briscoe.
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Oct 1, 2013 12:20:05 GMT -5
TNA sold two sides of their ring to be able to afford to pay Hogan.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 12:29:40 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape that Metallica will remake the video for 'One' with TNA footage.
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Oct 1, 2013 13:20:59 GMT -5
TNA's in such bad shape the next reality TV stars they're bringing in for an angle are from "Who's Your Daddy?"
TNA's in such bad shape they had to bypass MMA fighters and start bringing in the cast of "Bumfights".
TNA's in such bad shape the backstory to Robert Roode's gimmick has been retconned to "he picked up an extra shift at Wal-Mart last week."
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Post by Lancers on Oct 1, 2013 13:56:15 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape, I saw commercials starring Sally Struthers begging for donations.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 1, 2013 19:24:03 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape, they sold the company to Ian Rotten.
TNA is in such bad shape, they get donations from the Salvation Army.
TNA is in such bad shape, ShopTNA is doing a special buy 1 get a Knockout free deal.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 19:32:18 GMT -5
TNA is currently sending Serge Carter to what used to be the Impact Zone to find those hot dog buffet coupons.
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Post by Talent Name on Oct 1, 2013 20:32:36 GMT -5
TNA has started using in the Arms of an Angel for donations TNA has used my name as Manik's new name
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 1, 2013 21:23:11 GMT -5
TNA is so desperate for money that they are going to start a two-for-one sale: buy a copy of the Hulk Hogan sex tape and get a free bottle of booze to wipe out the memory after watching it. TNA is releasing so many wrestlers that they are going to rename the X Division as the Ex Division. TNA has gotten so dysfunctional that the US Senate looked at them and said "DAMN!" TNA is so broke even superglue can't help.
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