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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 18, 2013 13:52:52 GMT -5
TNA is in so much trouble, starving orphans in Africa are forwarding their charity aid to Dixie.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2013 4:33:16 GMT -5
TNA announce in a live press conference that they are joining forces with GLOW. The partnership will be 50/50. When the reporters inform Dixie that GLOW went out of business 30 years ago...she still looks the same.
The video is still popular on the internet.
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 19, 2013 6:44:50 GMT -5
Money is so tight TNA is going to start charging Brooke Tessmacher for two seats whenever they travel by plane or bus-one for her and one for her ass.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 19, 2013 9:18:33 GMT -5
mmoney is so tight that AJ Styles is contemplating doing certain videos for the GAY COMMUNITY(?!?!?!)
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 19, 2013 11:12:17 GMT -5
TNA is so desperate for cash that Dixie Carter is changing her entrance music to. "In the Rms of the Angels" and will replace her entrance video with footage of sad looking puppies and kittens.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 19, 2013 13:20:06 GMT -5
TNA is so desperate for cash, Dixie Carter was seen walking through town searching for change left in vending machines and pay phones.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2013 17:51:08 GMT -5
TNA announce that at the last minute they will be having a guest star appearing at Bound for Glory. He is one of the world top marble players.
There is also a rumor that the top stamp collector will make a guest appearence.
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Post by saintpat on Oct 20, 2013 19:03:00 GMT -5
TNA finances are so bad they are going to eliminate two more sides of the ring
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2013 19:04:33 GMT -5
TNA Now Refusing to Play Arenas with Upper-Level Seats?
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 22, 2013 6:51:24 GMT -5
Money is so tight that Bully Ray has to personally stitch back together the ring canvas the next morning after slicing it up.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 22, 2013 6:56:50 GMT -5
TNA is in such dire straits, they're making Paul Heyman look good with money and paying talent on time.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 23, 2013 17:28:40 GMT -5
TNA is so strapped for cash, their talent is now travelling in a 20 year old school bus from city to city.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 17:42:48 GMT -5
TNA is so broke they can't even AFFORD to pay attention!!!
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 23, 2013 19:57:59 GMT -5
TNA approached Lex Luger to do a special guest appearance at one of their shows. Luger asked "Can you afford to pay me?" to which Dixie Carter replied "I DON'T KNOOOOW!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 20:21:47 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape that Ian Rotten is buying a pizza oven from them.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 23, 2013 20:24:57 GMT -5
The Make-A-Wish foundation is sending over John Cena to help the TNA roster keep their spirits up in these hard times.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 23:36:31 GMT -5
A wrestling forum simple named FAN has offered $75 for the entire TNA company. Dixie has yet to respond, but inside sources suggest that she is leaning towards yes if the offer is up'd to $80 and a pizzahut coupon.
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 25, 2013 19:26:53 GMT -5
In an effort to raise some easy cash TNA's owners, Panda Energy, are now planning to sue the Wotld Wildlufe Fund for their logo, claiming gimmick infringement. They are also weighing a suit against the government if China for hurting their business model by nearly driving their namesake into extinction.
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 28, 2013 17:15:17 GMT -5
Dixie Carter is pleased to announce a new 24/7 programming venture that she feels sure will restore TNA's fortunes and take the company to the next level: TNA will now play the commercial of Hulj Hogan in a thing in an unending loop until viewers pay them to stop.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 28, 2013 21:11:57 GMT -5
TNA approached Lex Luger to do a special guest appearance at one of their shows. Luger asked "Can you afford to pay me?" to which Dixie Carter replied "I DON'T KNOOOOW!" I heard she showed him a disgusting, desbe, despicable lack of respect as well.
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