Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 29, 2013 11:04:44 GMT -5
TNA is in so much financial trouble that catering only serves cereal with forks to conserve milk.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2013 13:27:32 GMT -5
TNA is so desperate for money that they've started a relationship with Linda Hogan, thereby off-setting the money they pay Hulk by making more of his money back.
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Oct 30, 2013 14:26:47 GMT -5
"Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed"that was Dixie Carter channeling someone named Sylvia Jong or some name. Anyway, her attempt at answering rumors of a possible sale comes off as hoity toity and snobbish.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Oct 30, 2013 15:22:06 GMT -5
They are so hard pressed for money, they've decided to fire the camera crew. Impact will now consist of the fans holding the cameras during shows.
Fan cams.
TNA is turning into ECW 2000.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2013 15:53:48 GMT -5
TNA is turning into ECW 2000. TNA wishes that they were death's door ECW. At least they had the talent poaching, lack of external support, slippery fundage excuse. TNA fails in spite of itself.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 30, 2013 17:29:57 GMT -5
I heard Hulk Hogan went into a wrestling company and he ate everything in the wrestling company and then they had to close the wrestling company.
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Post by angryfan on Oct 30, 2013 20:14:59 GMT -5
I heard Hulk Hogan went into a wrestling company and he ate everything in the wrestling company and then they had to close the wrestling company. Ralph Wiggum for TNA champion!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 31, 2013 14:18:10 GMT -5
I heard TNA is so strapped for cash that their next PPV will be simulated by a 10 year old playing with action figures.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 7, 2013 20:15:19 GMT -5
TNA is in such bad shape that even DDP Power Yoga can't save it. TNA is so broke the only place they can rent out to sell their merchandise is the Big Show's strip mall.
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