mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 6, 2013 5:17:06 GMT -5
From Superstar Billy Graham's Facebook page..
Hello fans, Superstar here with a few thoughts for you on last Mondays October the 7th RAW. Kofi Kingston is a job guy and not over so why have Orton risk an injury by going 20 minutes with him, zero heat. Cody Rhodes will never get over no matter how hard they push him, nice kid and I love his father to death, but its not going to work for you son.
Is the WWE testing for steroids ? I don't believe they are for a minute because Ryback is on the gas. He looks great with incredible muscle density. Every bit as good as me in this photo training with Arnold in 72. So please Vince don't preach drug testing policy to your WWE fans. Everyone have a great week coming up !!
Yeah, why have your world champion wrestle with someone who's caused, what, one injury over five years?
And Cody's on the run of his career with an excellent build up and great reactions. And of course, someone really built up MUST be on steroids, right?
What a douche.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 6, 2013 5:19:49 GMT -5
Reminds me of Jericho's story about Superstar handing him a run sheet at Eddie's funeral. Jericho got 5 minutes. "What the hell was he gonna do if I went over, cut to commercial?"
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Nov 6, 2013 5:33:23 GMT -5
Graham lost all future credibility when he told Chris Jericho that he was going to use a pair of pliers to rip his tongue out and make him bleed to death, and in the next breath called him an evil man, saying that he "hoped [he] would die, and that [his] death come soon."
He's an old man who got hit one too many times in the head.
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Post by Raskovnik on Nov 6, 2013 5:36:31 GMT -5
Graham lost all future credibility when he told Chris Jericho that he was going to use a pair of pliers to rip his tongue out and make him bleed to death, and in the next breath called him an evil man, saying that he "hoped [he] would die, and that [his] death come soon." He's an old man who got hit one too many times in the head. "Bleed to death, on your own blood..." |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 6, 2013 6:39:24 GMT -5
Bleed to death on his own blood? That sick MONSTER.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 6, 2013 6:48:46 GMT -5
The whole "he must be on the gas, just LOOK at him!" argument really needs to die, and guys like Billy Graham aren't helping.
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Chip
Hank Scorpio
Slam Jam Death.
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Post by Chip on Nov 6, 2013 6:51:26 GMT -5
I loved so much when Graham talked mad shit about Punk bringing up Sammartino in a promo and then a few weeks later Sammartino basically said Graham had lost his mind, he was a good friend but he had lost it years ago.
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
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Post by StuntGranny® on Nov 6, 2013 8:03:09 GMT -5
I disagree with him completely about Cody. Kofi is basically a jobber, but he can put on some entertaining matches every now and then.
Also, I don't think there's many who don't assume guys like Ryback, Cena, etc. aren't on some kind of steroid/growth hormone/whatever. If they want to wreck their bodies, that's their business. But he's definitely correct in assuming that Vince's drug testing ordeal is mostly bullshit.
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Post by Bootista on Nov 6, 2013 8:31:50 GMT -5
He's really wrong about Cody. He's just a bitter old man who's time passed several years ago. Just shut up Billy.
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Nov 6, 2013 8:39:48 GMT -5
The whole "he must be on the gas, just LOOK at him!" argument really needs to die, and guys like Billy Graham aren't helping. Most guys who look like Ryback are on legally prescribed testosterone. I think that's the big misconception about Wellness. There's tons of guys there that are on legal TRT simply because their bodies cannot produce it naturally anymore (usually because of prior steroid abuse.). Benoit was. Many, many, many times over the normal human limit. And he was still given a wellness exemption. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 6, 2013 9:11:38 GMT -5
If you're paying Billy you're awesome, if not you suck is the general rule of thumb.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Nov 6, 2013 9:16:25 GMT -5
If you're paying Billy you're awesome, if not you suck is the general rule of thumb. That's wrestlers in general. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 6, 2013 9:24:58 GMT -5
If you're paying Billy you're awesome, if not you suck is the general rule of thumb. That's wrestlers in general. Granted, but Billy has so many clear instances of turning on a dime it's more evident. |
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 6, 2013 9:28:22 GMT -5
One of these days I'm going to open a thread like this and it will have actually been the pastor.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 6, 2013 9:53:58 GMT -5
One of these days I'm going to open a thread like this and it will have actually been the pastor. Glad I'm not the only one initially puzzled. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 6, 2013 10:16:32 GMT -5
That's wrestlers in general. Granted, but Billy has so many clear instances of turning on a dime it's more evident. More or less so than Jim Cornette?  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2013 10:41:45 GMT -5
I don't completely disagree with this crazy old mofo here. Kofi is a job guy at this point so he probably shouldn't be going 20 minutes with the champ, but ultimately it's not important. Ryback is on something be it steroids,HGH, or prescription testosterone. I don't agree that Cody won't be over , because he's over now, but what will happen if they try to move him to main event singles status? It could work or it could fail, that one remains to be seen.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 6, 2013 10:41:59 GMT -5
He's probably right about Ryback
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 6, 2013 10:48:00 GMT -5
other than Cody he's probably right. the thing is, I believe in WWE you CAN use steroids as long as they came from a doctor (a real doctor, not the quack who gave Benoit and all those other guys their stuff). someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that's one of the policy's guidelines.
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Post by corndog on Nov 6, 2013 10:54:02 GMT -5
Graham is usually pretty nutty so it's very hard to take him seriously. But he has some points with Kofi and Ryback. If there is one thing Grahams knows it's the juice and if he thinks Ryback is taking it, I wouldn't question it.
Kofi is a lower card guy and Graham is old school, when top guys didn't work more than a few minutes with the lower card guys. That is probably what he means by risk an injury, not because Kofi is unreliable, but because the longer you work in a match, the more likely injury risk becomes.
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