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Post by abjordans on Oct 5, 2014 4:26:42 GMT -5
There was a couple really weird things said in this thread.
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Post by Hurbster on Oct 5, 2014 5:11:11 GMT -5
f*** no, I like f***ing.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 5, 2014 5:29:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2014 5:34:15 GMT -5
If you masturbate you are not asexual.
I've been lucky in the amount of sexual encounters I had when I was younger. I haven't had much action in a few years now though, I don't feel as though I'm missing out on much other than massive headaches. It was all so awkward anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2014 5:48:45 GMT -5
If you masturbate you are not asexual. That's why I'm hoping to stop. Maybe this time, my sexuality will go away (I can only hope), and I can finally get the freak over it. It's passé, so dreary, so dumb. My libido is nothing more than a stupid drug-like dopamine-cycle. Hopefully, this piece of crap is overwith. ASR all the way! ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Oct 5, 2014 5:55:48 GMT -5
Forget that noise. Here is a song that might lead you to the right way....
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Post by abjordans on Oct 5, 2014 6:09:40 GMT -5
If you masturbate you are not asexual. That's why I'm hoping to stop. Maybe this time, my sexuality will go away (I can only hope), and I can finally get the freak over it. It's passé, so dreary, so dumb. My libido is nothing more than a stupid drug-like dopamine-cycle. Hopefully, this piece of crap is overwith. ASR all the way! ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) I don't think it works that way. I don't think natural human sexuality is something you can just make go away.
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Post by Talent Name on Oct 5, 2014 6:43:41 GMT -5
What you want to be is celibate, there is a difference between asexuality and celibacy. What you are describing is the first
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 5, 2014 9:38:48 GMT -5
Nah, women like me.
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Post by Juice on Oct 5, 2014 9:42:40 GMT -5
I like my wife, sex life and kids that came from it. So a big whopping no.
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Oct 5, 2014 9:46:32 GMT -5
This thread and premise by the OP is insulting. It is no better than idiot bigots claiming that gay people choose to be gay. SEXUALITY IS NOT EVER A CHOICE! If you were born with urges to masturbate and identify as "straight", you aren't asexual. Trying to twist yourself into that mold out of convenience or so you feel better about yourself is no better than people trying to pray the gay away. Now if you want to choose celibate behaviors and refrain from sex, more power to you. That is the same choice that priests/nuns make and is a choice that people should not judge you for. It also doesn't make you asexual. Sorry. You won't become asexual with training either. You will just be conditioned.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2014 9:51:04 GMT -5
*opens thread* ![](http://i60.tinypic.com/2wqhcus.gif) *reads thread* ![](http://i60.tinypic.com/16k0wfd.gif)
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 5, 2014 9:52:44 GMT -5
Even if you get beyond the asexuality not being something you can just achieve wrongheadedness, blaming women for the fact that you suck at talking to them is just hilariously stupid.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 5, 2014 9:56:06 GMT -5
This thread and premise by the OP is insulting. It is no better than idiot bigots claiming that gay people choose to be gay. SEXUALITY IS NOT EVER A CHOICE! If you were born with urges to masturbate and identify as "straight", you aren't asexual. Trying to twist yourself into that mold out of convenience or so you feel better about yourself is no better than people trying to pray the gay away. Now if you want to choose celibate behaviors and refrain from sex, more power to you. That is the same choice that priests/nuns make and is a choice that people should not judge you for. It also doesn't make you asexual. Sorry. You won't become asexual with training either. You will just be conditioned. Well said. My brother is asexual. He's 23, never had any sexual interest in women, men, or himself, and genuinely cannot understand why people have sexual urges. The OP's problem is that he has a self-defeating attitude towards dating and relationships, and rather than work to improve on it he'd rather shut himself off.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 5, 2014 10:13:02 GMT -5
I'm a straight guy. Knowing full well that I have practically no chance of having a relationship with a woman (mainly social skills/personality type), and I'm getting sick and tired of porn, it would be pretty awesome if I could just throw my libido/horniness in the freaking garbage already. It is massively useless and counterproductive. I wonder if I could push my mind into becoming asexual? I know. I just kind of identify with the OP. I'm not much of a stud around women either. I forced myself to like guys for the same reasons that the OP wants to be asexual/celibate. No offense to both of you but, seriously wtf? Things don't work out so young people nowadays just quit or go down the path of least resistance? C'mon guys seriously. If you have a female friend you can talk to, go to them for some tips on what to do or something. Gotta make an effort here. Honestly would take a hell of a lot less effort to go out and find some companionship than to convince yourself you are asexual or into dudes. Seriously, it just comes off as straight up laziness. Sure, you'll get shot down every now and then, but when you do succeed and end up with a girl you do like? Dude, totally f***ing worth it. Remember, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott. Oh, and I say that as someone born 1994. I wouldn't go as far as to call myself successful with women, but I do alright. Just gotta put yourself out there, make the effort. Be sociable.
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Post by Juice on Oct 5, 2014 10:16:18 GMT -5
There's tutorials online on how to castrate yourself. So if you're truly dedicated, start there.
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Post by AnActualBear on Oct 5, 2014 10:25:11 GMT -5
I read the OP and now I have spaghetti leaking out of my monitor.
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Post by Lila on Oct 5, 2014 10:58:19 GMT -5
SMDH
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Post by Juice on Oct 5, 2014 11:24:25 GMT -5
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Post by Raskovnik on Oct 5, 2014 11:30:38 GMT -5
Poe's Law is in full effect in this thread. I repeat, Poe's Law is in full effect in this thread.
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