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Post by cageking666 on Dec 22, 2015 18:31:52 GMT -5
The parrot finally got him
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Matt
El Dandy
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Post by Matt on Dec 22, 2015 18:46:24 GMT -5
The park rangers tried to warn him about bears in the area.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 22, 2015 19:58:45 GMT -5
Matt was know for juggling chainsaws. I told him one of these days that will do him in. He told me I was wrong.
.....and technically he was right, since he died from an attack by a tree-monster. Those chainsaws would have actually come in handy and saved his life.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 23, 2015 1:57:13 GMT -5
Instead of mourining his death, we should remember how loyal Glitch was, how he would always wag his tail when we got home from work, and how he always licked our faces when it was time to get up <suddenly, someone whispers in my ear> he was a HUMAN?
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Dec 23, 2015 3:19:41 GMT -5
As you may know, I was there when ...that.. jinx guy was murd...er...died! When he tragically died. I have heard some of you saying that it almost feels like he's still about, but I can assure you that I made sure he was dead...by checking his pulse and stuff! I think he always knew I'd be the one who was there for him at the end and that is why he suddenly changed his will to benefit me.
Goodbye, mildolinx, I hardly knew you.
Oh, and he definitely didn't want any kind of autopsy or investigation.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 23, 2015 9:41:51 GMT -5
Serves him right! That's what he gets for posting Star Wars spoilers out in the open like that!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 23, 2015 9:54:33 GMT -5
The Sun's finally been conquered. Time to cover him up with one of @supersweetbotch's blankets!
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 23, 2015 10:14:26 GMT -5
I can't understate exactly what this man did for all of us. When we were at our darkest point, he rose to the challenge and made the ultimate sacrifice. To think about what he did.......they just don't make men like that anymore. He truly was, a Kamalarambo.
...boomshakalaka.
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