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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 15, 2015 13:01:28 GMT -5
f*** that boring ass piece of shit movie. It might be my most hated movie ever. I'm amazed that I had any desire to see the third one after that turd one. If I could murder a movie it would be this one. Literally murder a movie I would. Watching Cinema Sins remind me of this hatred. Vids below {Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 15, 2015 13:08:25 GMT -5
I believe it is, without a doubt, the worst Star Wars movie. And I'm including the Ewok Movies and the Clone Wars movie. Those are least "knew their place" and play to their respective audiences well.
The movie feels like it was rewritten while it was being filmed. And the dialog... holy shitballs.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 15, 2015 13:09:48 GMT -5
Exhibit A in why this is the worst Star Wars movie
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Post by MGH on Dec 15, 2015 13:15:41 GMT -5
I'm a very forgiving Star Wars fan. I like Revenge of the Sith more than Return of the Jedi. I love the original trilogy.
*whispers* I legitimately enjoy Phantom Menace.
Attack of the Clones, aside from some Obi-Wan awesome moments, is a turd. The least believable love story ever. Ever may not even be an exaggeration.
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Post by Display Name on Dec 15, 2015 13:19:50 GMT -5
Yep, it is the worst Star Wars film.I actually fell asleep at the midnight showing.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 15, 2015 13:24:41 GMT -5
For as much crap as Episode I gets, I thought Episode II was much worse. Episode I at least had a great lightsaber duel.
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Post by Stu on Dec 15, 2015 13:37:39 GMT -5
Why couldn't you have just brought this up in the other anti-Star Wars thread? We don't need a thread for every movie
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 15, 2015 13:39:24 GMT -5
good for you. i'm sure you're the first person in history to hate the movie.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 15, 2015 13:40:19 GMT -5
Why couldn't you have just brought this up in the other anti-Star Wars thread? We don't need a thread for every movie MOD FIGHT! MOD FIGHT!
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Post by Fundertaker on Dec 15, 2015 13:40:32 GMT -5
I like it. Just remove all of Anakin from it and it's pretty decent.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 15, 2015 13:41:07 GMT -5
Why couldn't you have just brought this up in the other anti-Star Wars thread? We don't need a thread for every movie MOD FIGHT! MOD FIGHT! Room Temperature is blue he's not a mod anymore.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 15, 2015 13:41:59 GMT -5
Why couldn't you have just brought this up in the other anti-Star Wars thread? We don't need a thread for every movie That one was more about the current movie. This one is about this particular movie.
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Post by bob on Dec 15, 2015 13:43:21 GMT -5
I believe it is, without a doubt, the worst Star Wars movie. And I'm including the Ewok Movies and the Clone Wars movie. Those are least "knew their place" and play to their respective audiences well. The movie feels like it was rewritten while it was being filmed. And the dialog... holy shitballs. The Holiday Special to me is just a bit worse, that said I really hate this film
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Post by MGH on Dec 15, 2015 13:46:02 GMT -5
good for you. i'm sure you're the first person in history to hate the movie. Unnecessary.
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Post by walterharrow on Dec 15, 2015 13:56:15 GMT -5
I actually think Attack of the Clones gets too much hate. The 'love story' is absolutely horrible but if you remove those scenes then the movie is a pretty decent sci fi/action movie (to be fair though, those scenes do take up most of the screentime). The ending battle is fun, Dooku is a great villain, Ewan McGregor does a great job as Obi-Wan. Plus, we got to see Natalie Portman in that white outfit. I think its a massive improvement from the Phantom Menace (again though, the love story is terrible and Anakin is a horrible protagonist)
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Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 15, 2015 14:07:37 GMT -5
Two personal facts about Attack of the Clones
1) It's the only movie I've ever threatened to walk out of
2) It's the only movie that has made me fall asleep whilst watching at the cinema
I've not watched it since that day, but watching that video reminded me why those two things occurred. And I'm a huge fan of the classic trilogy.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 15, 2015 14:15:33 GMT -5
All the prequels suck. Terrible direction, awful script, and a storyline that makes no sense at all.
As best I could tell, the Republic wants to create an army to fight the seperatists, who want nothing else but to seperate. So why is a war necessary? Why not just allow them to leave? OK, then Padme for some reason opposes the creation of the army, even though her OWN planet was invaded and could not defend itself because it had no army. So she has to be killed by an assassin. Uh....why? The assassin is working for the leader of the seperatists. Surely Padme opposing a Republic army would be better for the seperatists?
What a dumb plot.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 15, 2015 14:32:02 GMT -5
I like it for the following reasons: 1. Obi-Wan Kenobi 2. Count Dooku 3. Jango Fett 4. Circus Sacrifice to Monsters, Jedi Rescue Droid Battle 5. Obi-Wan & Anakin vs Dooku 6. Yoda vs Dooku 7. Shapeshifter bounty hunter hunt.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 15:06:13 GMT -5
I like it.
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Post by Crimson on Dec 15, 2015 15:13:14 GMT -5
For as much crap as Episode I gets, I thought Episode II was much worse. Episode I at least had a great lightsaber duel. And Duel of the Fates.
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