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Post by DSR on Jan 6, 2016 20:52:13 GMT -5
I've heard of Powerman 5000, but Powerball 500,000,000?! I read this as Scott Aukerman. That was my intent.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 20:54:31 GMT -5
I read this as Scott Aukerman. That was my intent. Well in that case, you're a huge success.
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Jan 6, 2016 22:52:26 GMT -5
I'm sure somebody from California will win it.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 6, 2016 22:55:04 GMT -5
You morons throwing all your money into Powerball are making it damn easy for me to win Daily 3 and Gopher 5!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 23:00:51 GMT -5
Winning numbers 2 11 47 62 63 PB:17
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andrew8798
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Post by andrew8798 on Jan 6, 2016 23:13:54 GMT -5
No such luck this time. I doubt it makes it to Saturday
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 6, 2016 23:19:17 GMT -5
I won. Just need to see if they'll cut me one of them giant checks. If not I guess the gas station can pay it out.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 7, 2016 0:20:40 GMT -5
Winning numbers 2 11 47 62 63 PB:17 DUDE! SPOILER TAG!
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 7, 2016 0:26:01 GMT -5
With our luck, Vince McMahon will end up winning it (though he'd do one hell of a great victory speech the next night on RAW).
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 7, 2016 1:21:12 GMT -5
No one hit the jackpot so the next drawing will be for a record $675 million.
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Post by Display Name on Jan 7, 2016 1:49:43 GMT -5
Well, I had #11.Saturday, this shit is mine.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 7, 2016 3:56:14 GMT -5
$675 million? I know what I want for an early birthday present...
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 7, 2016 3:58:19 GMT -5
I'm gonna buy me a ticket and cruise it up and down the road!
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 7, 2016 5:34:20 GMT -5
Never bought a lottery ticket before. Gonna drop 20 bucks worth on this for Saturday's drawing I'm due for some good luck.
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ICBM
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Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Jan 7, 2016 7:02:10 GMT -5
If I win it, I'll pay off Pete Rose current gambling debt, get him into a program (he is still gambling that's one reason he was refused reinstatement), and then launch a PR campaign for him.
That and I'll get my wife a nanny so she can get a long long over due vaykay
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Sam Punk
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Post by Sam Punk on Jan 7, 2016 7:14:46 GMT -5
I might buy a ticket.
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Glitch
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Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 7, 2016 7:15:47 GMT -5
Might as well. You have a better chance of winning the powerball than running into him.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 7, 2016 11:04:58 GMT -5
If I win it, I'll pay off Pete Rose current gambling debt, get him into a program (he is still gambling that's one reason he was refused reinstatement), and then launch a PR campaign for him. That and I'll get my wife a nanny so she can get a long long over due vaykay If you have the only winning ticket you can get the Nanny Fran Drescher to be your nanny. If I win I'm buying and selling all ya fools.
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Dr. T is an alien
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I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 7, 2016 11:27:52 GMT -5
If I win then my stepsoon's dad might aim him back in our direction in an attempt to get some of that money for himself. I think I'd even be willing let that piece of shit have some if it meant that the boy enters back into our life and maybe, finally, gets some real help. I don't want to outlive him.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 7, 2016 12:47:53 GMT -5
No DBZ references yet?
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